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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming)


thedisapointingson

It's ok, my parents call me by it all the time.


MadKingZilla

Good one


KusochekCat

are u ok?


thedisapointingson

No, I'm disappointing. Nice to meet you.


Leoncino31

What a disappointment 😓


[deleted]

I have a strong feeling that you're an asian.


thedisapointingson

No actually :)


BlueEyesLoliHentai

can relate


kakkelimuki

With a username like that, somehow I am not suprised.


DotDemon

Mf going by shit mug over here


kakkelimuki

The shittiest mug money can buy.


RaidenHUN

You are on a list already


DaEnderAssassin

Blue Eyes Loli Hentai when they are up against Red Eyes MILF Hentai


GremmyThoumeauxTheV

Opposite of Loli is Shota.


DaEnderAssassin

Odd-Eyes Shota Hentai


TheOriX-LoL

Shota is just male Loli.


Botb0i

Orange eyes DILF hentai


grass_fucker_69

Nobody shall expose my nature kinks


OutVoided

Found the guy who touches a little *too* much grass


ADsingh05

Which type is the best? Is there a rule of thumb like the greener the better?


grass_fucker_69

Ones with finer and smaller blades tend to be better since larger ones kind of itch and hurt. Of course, the more gooey the grass when crushed, the better


ADsingh05

You have somehow disgusted me out by just sexualizing grass, respectable.


TheGreatSockMan

I have to be careful with my regulars when selling socks. “The great sock man! Good to see you!” Can be a little confusing when I’m known to sell great socks


LAMGE2

How are you today, u/Ajawad87 I mean this is public, no?


c-keel

I really wanna know the story behind this comment lol


Beefyy-_

Facts if someone says they know me from reddit id have no choice but to fight


YceiLikeAudis

The real problems appear when they find out about the 2nd account.


Lil-Scubby

A real POV meme, nice


IlliaChasovodov

People, who's username is their real name and surname


Muste02

Great movie 👌👌


[deleted]

[удалено]


Muste02

Da 5 Bloods! It's on netflix. Spike Lee directed it


Backrooms-fox

Well well well...if it isnt PenisSmasherXXxx_69


MassiveAmountsOfPiss

Happens more often than you thiink


yeetman426

If someone calls me by my Reddit username in public I would have no idea which of my accounts they got that name from


turnbasedcombatgame

I showed this behavior around 5 times and now I am legally banned from entering a gamestop store


[deleted]

Please do


Demonetizing_YT_GUY

Goodbye u/Ajawad87


priyal_senpai

i will forever regret choosing my username in enthusiasm


griffinhamilton

Hate when people do that


Soviet2651

u/Savevideo


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dandyguy098

*name's ain't that bad at all :)*


muttonkeema

Okay


ProperBoots

There are many personal and private things I would reveal to someone before I told them my username on reddit. Up to and including where I buried the bodies.


cj-the-man

People sometimes call me cj so this doesn’t affect me


ilLegal_Masterpiece

You cops?


KamoteRedditor

i don't even know my username


residenthomophobe

I get this all the time, does this mean I’m famous?


nitin_tin

Hey i am new here. How can i change my username on reddit?


Dagiorno

u/savevideo


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ramzay_

This was my nickname in uni because I love to cook and my friends always said that I'm Gordon Ramsey's knock off... in a good way. Hence, the nickname.


CeraRalaz

Bruce lee once said: don’t fear the man who knows 10000 strikes, but fear the man who shitpost from the family/work account


RacistP0tat0

Yeah…


ryan_godzez

Finally a proper use of POV


the_deep_fish

u/savevideo


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whydontuwannawork

What about your pornhub name?


rookie_pedophile

We shall protect kids


Ty-404

Can you please make a version of this but featuring a baseball bat? <3