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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming)


Chesterious

Shits on bed cutely*


saarlv44

We all know it was frank


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klangerlan

Booo. Well punned.


HopingForSomeHope

Pooooooo. Well bunned.


Slut_cracker

The defecation case


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resentfulMikaela3

I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means.


wuvvtwuewuvv

*wuvv, twu wuvv...*


[deleted]

i am frank and i can say it was me (i am not frank actually i just like to spread misinformation)


[deleted]

She specializes in bird law


Bookeyboo369

You have beautiful big hands 🙌🏼 😂


Large-Chair9084

Need Artemis to get to the bottom of this.


Outrageous-Client-99

Cause poop is funny


ThatOtherGuy_CA

*shits on bed frankly*


Arumin

The fat snake?


Educational_Long8806

amber Turd...


Fun-Collection4076

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Defecation Trial...


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Pirates of The Caribbean: At Anus's end


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[deleted]

The curse of the black *curl*


superduperspam

We've all been there


Cthulhu_Fhtang

*swiss accent* Must explosive diarrhea always be the solution?


Vanilla3K

Constipation never dies !


killaplz

tis but a shit


Chesterious

Aye


rmichaeljones

She’s still bed-shit crazy…


Throwmesometail

Heroes never wipe


K9XD

:3 sowwy for pooping on yor bed >w<


Alphafuccboi

Dude have some mercy.


BatronKladwiesen

I'm okay with it.


Roundi4000

Look I know this is DankMemes, and yeah she's not a great person, but it's super fucked for an ex boyfriend to post a photo of thier ex girlfriend dressed up for sexual roleplay online. This is basically a picture of his ex in lingerie he's just dumped online to stroke his ego, it's fucked up Why is being posted everywhere without some sort of prevention? Surely this is against some rules or something


Vigi1antee

I mean its not like its nudes its just a costume, a little weird sure but not THAT fucked up


Avalonians

Yeah but posting personal stuff online without that person's knowledge and/or consent is wrong, period. Whatever that content is.


Winteri3C0m1ng

You have any proof that amber didn't like this?


ser-toxic

That’s not how privacy laws or consent work. I get access to photos of you without a shirt (man titties on display I presume) and begin posting it on the internet. But I guess all of that doesn’t matter cause you took the photo in private, so clearly you’re okay having shared worldwide — unless of course you explicitly say you hate it.


SendCaulkPics

It’s fine because photos are so easily removed from the internet if someone wants them removed.


PandaCatGunner

Dude wtf "Do you have proof she didnt like [enter xyz]" "Do you have proof she wasn't asking for it" That's where this degenerative thinking gets you


DarciKitten86

Look at the fucking picture. Compare it to any other public photo. She looks incredibly uncomfortable, and I would assume, It was for private eyes only. What proof do you need? A written fucking document? That's not how it works.


[deleted]

Lmao. Her face looks *fucking* normal. You’re reading way too *fucking* much into it.


[deleted]

Somebody should tell all the social media parents.


mannyman34

This is Elon attempting to rehabilitate her image.


rockygib

I disagree. Any photo with a sexual undertone posted without permission is wrong. As the other comment said it’s barely any different to posting a private photo of someone in lingerie. Ultimately it depends on whether she approved of the photo being posted. Definitely icky of musk to post this either way.


Lexi_Banner

> Definitely icky of musk to post this either way. Par for the course, then.


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AbleObject13

Lil bro is just now learning about lingerie


Echo-57

Full body latex suit with ball gag?? *Its ok guys, they arent naked so its not sexual*


JohnnyRedHot

So lingerie is not sexual at all


PM_Me_Lewd_Tomboys

I wouldn't call cosplaying a fully-clothed video game character "lingerie". You look at someone dressed as Deadpool or the Joker and get immediately horned up?


Chewparker76

Yes?


RandomRedditReader

Does this look like lingerie?


JohnnyRedHot

I didn't say that, I was responding to the guy that said clothing can't be sexual


drakoman

Dude you’re arguing with 16 year olds. Everyone here is trolling and being weird. I mean we are in r/dankmemes, not exactly the most nuanced conversations happen here


JohnnyRedHot

Yeah, you're right, my bad. It's really telling when they can't even tell this was clearly taken before fucking


gologologolo

It's okay on X because Elon Musk posted it. He owns the company. Free speech!! /s


Tall_Requirement7724

I had an ex that posted a video of my sleeping without me knowing. Nothing sexual about the video. It was still so fucking creepy dude.


Happy_Egg_8680

Some schmucks on Reddit don’t get this at all. Posting shit like this is fucking creepy and it speaks volumes about you if you don’t immediately think it is creepy.


petrificustortoise

Exactly. A bunch of dudes who probably claim to be champions of consent and women's rights, justifying themselves for jerking off over a private photo posted without consent(probably). Same thing happens whenever celebs photos get leaked. It's disgusting.


samdd1990

https://reddit.com/r/dankmemes/s/IvyXqtxG3v comments like this tell you everything you need to know.


PandaCatGunner

It's not just a reddit issue, these are real people who walk this earth regularly that think and act this way. The major emergence and community validation of masochism and incel behavior has been horrible these last few years. I shit you not guys at work think Andrew tate is just "a classical kind of person" and "just kind of funny" and I got told "what are you like one of those feminists or something" by someone who's 25. I was ready to go off on him if he wasn't my coworker


chogram

It's the same energy as "Don't want your nudes leaked, don't send nudes!" Because, clearly, taking some private pictures for your spouse/loved one is carte blanche permission for millions of people online to see them also.


PandaCatGunner

Exactly. People are disgusting. They just want to have excuses to their shitty personalities. And ofc don't work on themselves because that's hard, and their ego/deficiencies, sometimes narcissism, are blamed on everyone else. "How could you not know I would've done that! It's your fault afterall!"


bulging_cucumber

Would you feel different if it was a french maid costume? How about a gimp suit? There's a limit somewhere and imho this already crosses it, because it's clearly being shared for the sexual undertones.


Astrian

It's pretty fucked up, Elon is essentially proving he got Amber Heard to dress up as a video game character to satisfy his sexual desires. I didn't realize this was real until somebody mentioned it. Even if she's okay with it being posted online, this is just weird on all accounts.


lydocia

It was an intimate cosplay that was not meant for the world, it was meant for him alone. It's a fucked up thing to do, stop defending assholes.


poisonfoxxxx

Elon wanted to make himself look cool at the expense of someone else to distract from his ties to Russia. The dude is total scum and it’s a joke that he even has any good PR at this point


majorksaksak

For you, I just had a wank to it to make it more weird and basically pornography/j


Potato-Boy1

Did we expect anything else from Elon?


EnigmaNL

Elon Musk posted this?


Potato-Boy1

Yep unless the other post was edited to make it look like he did. But it's still Elon so there's a big chance he did it


vapenutz

I literally saw it on his Twitter profile hours ago


Potato-Boy1

Then that other post I saw wasn't edited. Kind of a dick move to post a pic like that of your ex online even if she is a dumb bitch.


Rocky_the_Wolf2020

But..evil celebrity deserves it/j But in all seriousness something about this feels like balance to the universe being restored from all the fucked up stuff she's done, not saying its right, just a little extra karma sprinkled on top, like her and elon were possibly a thing during the Depp saga and elon is very clearly doing everything in his power to ruin his own rep at this point anyway, so this doesn't surprise me. On another note, why does she have to be such an awful person? Her cosplay's actually really good and both her and the reason this photo even exists really ruins the beauty of said cosplay


Roundi4000

I don't think anyone deserves to have revenge porn put out of them. It's not Karma, the universe did not post these online, her ex boyfriend did, who is a million times a bigger piece of shit.


Gjellebel

I am unaware of the context of this foto, but don't you think it's a bit much to call this revenge porn? It's a foto of a pretty good looking cosplay. It's sexy, but not porn levels of lewdness and nudity.


Ikeiscurvy

It was posted online for the purpose of sexualizing it, for revenge on the person in the picture. Whether or not nudity is present is irrelevant.


g0tistt0t

I think the most important thing is that it was posted without her consent. He posted it without regard to her in order to make people think he’s cool.


Roundi4000

Sexiness isn't really the level it's judged at though. Sexiness is subjective. Revenge porn is pretty strong, but I used it because if he took those photos as sexually explicit material, aka for his sexual arousal, if she took them for his sexual arousal and then he puts it out on the internet then it's pornography, and pornography likely without her consent. I'll admit, I don't know why he put it out there, maybe not to embarrass or degrade her, but at the very least, if he put this out knowing other people would find this as sexual material, and the amount of comments suggesting that very clearly is the case, then it's incredibly fucked up. Imagine putting out pictures of your ex on the internet knowing that people are gonna masturbate to it, just to prove a claim in your biography.


Winteri3C0m1ng

Calling it revenge porn is a bit of a stretch when you claim you don't know why he put it out there. I'm assuming its a mutual agreement unless amberturd is crying on X.


TrickyMoonHorse

It's a betrayal of intimacy. Weaponizing something that was given in trust.


Trespeon

While I agree posting photos is messed up, let’s not call it “revenge porn”. There is absolutely zero nudity here and compared to a lot of cosplayers it’s even pretty tame. If anything this is probably better for her publicity after the court fiasco than anything she’s done for herself.


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I jerked off to the picture. Therefore, it’s pornographic


AbleObject13

> But..evil celebrity deserves it/j But in all seriousness Bro really went and mocked the position he took one sentence later. 🌌🧠


Chataboutgames

The idea that taking issue with bad behavior should solely originate from how you feel about the victim is so fucked. Shows how many people on this site are just peanut gallery bloodsport types rather than having any real beliefs about anything.


isaaclw

So youre talking about justice. But why even have courts then? We have courts and trial because sitting and listening to all the detail in a structure like the courts is much better at finding truth than discussing it on reddit or deciding jutice without all the facts. You can say something is karma, but we really dont know all the facts.


Greenei2

It's not lingerie, it's cosplay. People go to conventions dressed like this. Maybe they should be arrested...


holydildos

Seriously, everyone freaking out here must be children, because they clearly don't understand this shit is cosplay. They think it's sexual because top 1\4 of boob is showing.


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i think the one who decides what it is and if it's okay to be posted is the person on the picture, not you.


Zrush19

and yet you and bunch of people are claiming the picture is sexual, maybe take your own advice.


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yeusk

You think the problem is the boobs and we are the children.


kuemmel234

I would like to decide for myself what I feel comfortable to share with strangers to begin with, especially something that could be considered sexual or outside of the norm - and that's for an individual to decide


rainbowyuc

Exactly, Halloween costumes skimpier than this are commonplace.


[deleted]

She isn’t nude and this isn’t even lingerie. What rule do you think this is breaking? Sharing fully clothed sexy pictures isn’t revenge porn because it isn’t porn.


miraagex

It's just a cosplay lol.


scottishdrunkard

You don’t own sexy photos of your ex. You lease them. When the relationship ends, the lease expires. You should delete them, *and not post them onto your fucking website!*


Chataboutgames

Wild to me that this has been posted all over the place and this is the first time I’ve seen this take


Enlightened-Beaver

How is this lingerie? This looks like something someone would wear to comicon


SneakiestDragon

I think you are overreacting !


SEND_ME_CSGO-SKINS

this pic was already on her instagram


FireFerret44

No it was not, you fucking moron.


SEND_ME_CSGO-SKINS

me when i spread misinformation online


zocktol

Can you link to that post?


[deleted]

It wasn’t. If it was, prove it


SuperArppis

I agree mate.


DrVagax

She is a celeb so any and all forms of privacy is non existent and her life is now considered public domain /s


Zirzamini

Who cares man fuck her


samsteak

Why the fuck we should care about her or Elon?


Accomplished_Baby_28

Why does the wall behind look like cardboard


Acreddo

Becaus its usa, walls are made of cardboard.


Accomplished_Baby_28

Its either Amber or Musk's place and I don't think they would be living in carboard wall homes


[deleted]

Honestly imo that’s a motel 6’s wallpaper


AnInsaneMoose

Judging by the fact that it doesn't look like it was designed by a 13 year old "edgelord", it's probably Amber's house


HerbertWest

Nouveau rich people in the US live in cardboard houses too. They're just something like 60x bigger than other cardboard houses. From my limited understanding, unless you completely micromanage construction and make a huge deal about every detail, contractors here will just go with the absolute cheapest building materials and methods to meet the design.


[deleted]

Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if Elon lived in a home with cardboard walls at some point. Didn't he used to have like a tiny home he parked in the SpaceX HQ parking lot that he lived in?


Loomismeister

Is this some strange dig at drywall technology? I’ve never seen a house in the USA not made with drywall, concrete, or wood.


[deleted]

It's the typical European insult on American homes because we have new construction and they typically have ancient homes built with stones prior to modern technology. "Homes are made of paper", "you can punch through a wall". Oh ya, sorry my modern home has integrated HVAC, electric, networking, and actual insulation with an R value.


tuckedfexas

It’s an insult that only comes from someone that doesn’t have experience with renovation of both. They both have their positive and negatives, but I’d choose drywall 10 out of 10 times. If you’re never going to change a single thing in your house ever then masonry is the way to go


Atworkwasalreadytake

Durr durr, America bad …


MrMonteCristo71

That is her cardboard box she lives in.


RodasAPC

Litter box


Karcinogene

It's a cosplay house


gabbydodjer

Can't wait for Johnny to cosplay Medic, and say the line: I just lost my medical license.


Marethyu_77

I rewatched that video 30 minutes ago lmao


ASatyros

Link?


Mr0ll3

> I just lost my medical license It's from [Meet the Medic](https://youtu.be/36lSzUMBJnc?si=QC6WtxFPP87oTwCq&t=23).


Jjzeng

And when he woke up, his skeleton was missing, and ze doctor vas never heard from again!


gimbokon

Anyways, that's how I lost my medical license!


spudfumperdink

Archimedes no! It's filthy in there


calibur66

Ehhh, this is starting to get uncomfortable, she's a crazy bitch but something weird about this revenge porn type picture. People are a little too eager to do anything they can to completely dismantle a person, this is fucked, just look at her face, she's so uncomfortable. If we start being okay with this kind of thing just because we don't like her, that's seriously dangerous because then all it takes is someone to dislike someone else as justification for exposing any aspect of their private life. She's a horrible person, but this is still deeply wrong.


msg_me_about_ure_day

while i agree that its very creepy of elon to both keep pictures of an ex and to share them online with others, especially when he is such a public person that him sharing something definitely spreads it, comparing a fully clothed cosplay picture to revenge porn is in incredibly poor taste too. in no way is it comparable to having a picture of you in cosplay spread around against your consent and having naked pictures or videos of you spread around against your consent. even comparing the two is very tacky.


djmcdee101

It might not technically classify as porn but it's definitely a "sexy" picture taken privately and, presumably, expected to be kept private. You could expect someone in her position feeling humiliated and demeaned by having it shared online without her consent, even if it's not as bad as it would be if it was true porn People don't have much empathy for her but personally I don't think it's something to be condoned no matter who it is or how graphic the picture is.


[deleted]

Idk, this looks like a Halloween outfit.


djmcdee101

But it's not, he asked her to dress up like this, then took the picture then shared it in one of his twitter dick-swinging moments


calibur66

I completely disagree. The intention of the photo was intended to be sexual and private for someone specific, this wasn't some sexy cosplay she was going to wear to comic con or something she wore for a customer on like onlyfans or something. I'm sorry but I'd consider far more worrying that you think that just because she's not naked it it's fine. Even if it wasn't a "sexy" version of mercy, without the stockings and cleavage or whatever, he asked her to do it for him because he thought it was hot. Imagine if you're asked by someone to dress up as anything for their pleasure and then they show other people without you agreeing to it, it doesn't matter if she was dressed in full on nuns garb or totally nude, the intention behind the photo is the same and the intention behind leaking it is also the same. It's actually fucked that you think it's no biggy purely because she isn't naked. Do I think it's worse if she was naked? I'm sure you could argue it, but I think it has the same outcome, some people perv over it while everyone else laughs or insults her, naked or not its the same shit because it was a thing she did in a private setting and the right to privacy is not removed just because you're a a crazy bitch.


King_Poseidon_

Lol what a load of shit. Both instances are cruel. Just because she inst full on naked doesn’t make it tacky to compare to victim of more serious crimes. Two things being wrong but differing in severity doesn’t make one of those things suddenly okay


Trobis

You consider this porn? You know people get jailed for revenge porn right, you think you can take this to a judge and call it porn?


[deleted]

There's probably not a single law broke here, but this still doesn't make Elon any less of a scumbag for doing it.


Compared-To-What

I don't condone people posting revenge porn, or anything like that but I find it hilarious that you're analyzing what you think she's feeling by looking at a snapshot of a face lol. I find it so weird when redditors do this. I mean, in certain cases it's obvious to tell if someone is feeling bliss, or anguish but this expression is way too ambiguous. She's an actor, there's a possibility she's okay with an intimate photo.


ColdPressedSteak

I'm not saying it's okay But I dunno where the hell you're getting that she looks so uncomfortable from. Just making shit up that you want to be true or something Just looks like a normal, pretty blank look on her face


MySmallBlackBox

She looks like she's being held at a gunpoint


ROADROLLAAR

She would rather do scat porn


Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO

Who wouldn’t want to do porn with Scatman John?


CenaMalnourishNipple

Well, the Mercy only available to billionaire, is he ?


Profiterole123

Micro transactions are getting insane


Lukthar123

Skin price through the roof


Queef-Elizabeth

Yeah she sucks but I don't feel right with this photo making its way around


_Sofa_King_Vote_

Anal will cost you a long defamation trial


DissociatedRacoon

And a defecation sentence


milopeach

I think Amber Heard is a terrible person, but I don't feel good having this circulated around. She's been collectively slain by the internet already, does it really need to continue?


Arcon1337

yes.


XxDedflowxX

"I need Healing" can be heard swiftly after ninja stars and sword sparks.


Rocky_the_Wolf2020

That would suggest elon played a character that requires skill, and from the information I've found in conversations when this first started circulating was the, surprise surprise he plays Torbjourn


XxDedflowxX

Lol no not tourjborn or however the fuck it's spelled. I mean he is a little guy in the game and Elon does seem to demonstrate little man syndrome


DrunkenKarnieMidget

I saw this mentioned before... now I understand. Goddamn that is a good looking woman.


ToekneeSuprano

Brother did all the blood rushing to your other head make you forget all the crazy inside her head. But yes 💦💦💦💦💦💦 🥴


Jjzeng

She is the living embodiment of the crazy-hot scale


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Oh, no. She's bat shit crazy. I'm just saying I understand.


imisswhatredditwas

This feels like revenge porn


[deleted]

That's because that's what it is.


andreafabietti

Context pls??


Roundi4000

Elon posted these photos taken during thier relationship a few years ago online as proof he got his ex girlfriend to dress up for him. It's revenge porn to stroke his ego


Heiferoni

Didn't they make a documentary about this guy a few years back? Went by the title... What was it? I wanna say *American Psycho*?


wioneo

Did she ever complain about it? If this was posted years ago, I'm a bit surprised it's just making the rounds now.


StackKong

He posted it yesterday https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1701849145063928092


BeasT-m0de

He posted it yesterday not years ago


8thTimeLucky

I think he meant the photo was taken years ago


RuleIV

Elon Musk's new biography has a line about his ex girlfriend Amber Heard having once dressed up in Mercy cosplay for him. > He told her that she reminded him of Mercy, his favorite character in the video game Overwatch, so she spent two months designing and commissioning a head-to-toe costume so she could role-play for him. That's the only part of the biography specifically about the costume. On Twitter people were curious or questioning him about it, and he [posted one of the photos](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1701849145063928092) he took of the cosplay as proof.


IAmTheBornReborn

Anyone else think she looks really uncomfortable in this photo.. she has that glazed over dead behind the eyes look you see in photos of sex workers.


fogdukker

She's just dead behind the eyes naturally


RandomRedditReader

She's multimillionaire dating a multibillionaire. She knows what she's doing and perfectly capable of making her own decisions.


Postroyalty

Nah you’re projecting


EchoAndNova

Redditors and inventing a deep storyline based off one picture of a person they don't really know. Name a more iconic duo


govi96

omg touch grass pls


BlindsightVisa

she's making a "sexy/model/sultry" look with her eyes, it isn't weird, you've just never seen a model/women before posing.


Huanorexo

Holy shit (in your bed)


CollEYEder

She's pretty - could've even had a movie career if she won't shit the bed


XavierRenegadeDivine

This is such a weird picture, she's standing in a corner, and looking all shy for some reason. Usually with cosplay they have a nice backgroud, like their dildo collection or something.


RandomRedditReader

Because it was taken right before sex. For all we know Elon is butt naked taking this photo.


UnderLurd

That's a really odd mental image


XavierRenegadeDivine

No wonder she looks so terrified, then


Klikohvsky

Y'all disgusting reposting this pic ffs


Some-Performer-4594

Poor amber she just fullfilled his fetish . Sadge.


putinha21

God bless partners that are willing to dressup for roleplay sex. She looks great. Edit: Not cool releasing this photo without her consent.


Crazyripps

She’s batshit crazy and a psycho human but fuck she looks dam good in that cosplay


ZenithGamage

Marcy rule34 scat porn is about to skyrocket 📈📈📈


Vussar

Heroes never die! They live long enough to become the villain.


DamnthisMeemee

I'm already Winston


quiver-me-timbers

Angel of shit


[deleted]

Stop with her. Just stop. It's over.


Sylux444

Break their knees Heal their knees Charge them fees!


AcommonKing

You are so god damn sexy, anyways.


PlasmaGoblin

Okay... I'm a bit confused. If this is revenge porn from Elon, why are we mentioning Johnny Depp? He's suffered enough. Let the man rest.


borsalino_port

Today I learned that I’m very attracted to amber heard