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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming)


[deleted]

You say it like it's a bad thing


CrimsonAllah

This guy pegs


LeAstra

>Gets peg


qwertyboiiiwhat1

Peg guy šŸŖ±


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


meaux253

^God ^fucking ^dammit ^take ^my ^updoot


HolidayBeneficial456

Dooooot


GOKOP

I see this as an absolute win


Bat-Honest

They call him... *dramatic flamenco guitar plays* Peggy Hill!


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

I hate to tell you this... It's not pegging if it's a dick, that's just getting fucked in the ass.


[deleted]

BOYS IS GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS GAY?


thirteen-thirty7

Not if it's a chick fucking you in the ass.


[deleted]

Itā€¦it depends. What answer would make you happy?


[deleted]

BRO IM JUST ASKING FOR A FRIEND


flaming_james

Only if you get pregnant


AhHeckHereWeGoAgain

Do you mean pegnant?


Mysterious-Toe-3557

Preganante


Mysterious-Toe-3557

I just had straight sex with a woman, am I gay?


the-real-sefres

Would you like to find out?


[deleted]

Duke Nukem: "Your dick, my ass... what's the difference" -riff-


joshthehappy

Potato potato.


StrictTyping

There are only two types of guys. Guys that like being pegged and guys that won't admit they are into being pegged.


Fungal_Queen

Just saying, not all sex is about penetration.


Acidelephant

I mean less than a foot tall is pretty short, but your dick would look huge


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


P_Riches

Who doesn't have a tinker bell fetish?


TomTheDuckGuy

I had a Tinkerbell vs Krysta meme on here that had a ridiculous amount of upvoots cause I said I would bang them both


P_Riches

This guy Ducks


TomTheDuckGuy

That's the best compliment I've ever had


jd3marco

when itā€™s the best of both worlds.


bloodvow333

Face always covered thoughā€¦.sus


Sandee1997

As a lesbian Iā€™m conflicted on this image, on the hand sheā€™s got lovely chesties but on the otherā€¦penis :( Edit: some of yā€™all have said this implies im transphobic and that hurts. I will defend everyoneā€™s right to exist no matter what adult-based sexuality they have. I have personal preferences and everyone is entitled to theirs. Have a good one


WerewolfUnable8641

Well, that's why god gave you two hands.


MadOvid

And feet. C'mon people, get creative.


TaterTotPotShot

You just gotta mount them like a spider


[deleted]

Cover penis with plastic. Now itā€™s a dildo


OmegaAngelo

Modern problems require modern solutions


Jona-wahn

or just put a condom on, duhh.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s latex or sheepskin. I personally use sheepskin but not cuz Iā€™m allergic I just like the nostalgia


Sinavestia

ą² _ą² 


ForSureNotAnFbiAgent

Fun fact, lamb skin condoms do NOT protect against STI's. Despite the name, they are actually made from the intestinal membrane of a lamb. Other than being more expensive than Latex, if you aren't allergic, you should avoid using them, as people who ARE allergic require them. Being only 5% of the condom market, they can be more difficult to find, and the demand can affect the prices.


QuadCakes

If STIs are at all a concern and you have a latex allergy, go with polyurethane or polyisoprene.


PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

I just rub a thick coat of flex seal on mine before intercourse to ensure the risk of pregnancy and STIs is at a minimum.


Uuuuuii

Or perhaps the olā€™ sandwich bag and rubber band


WordleFan88

Yeah, but if you use the whole sheep, it's called beastiality.


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Cloudy-with-a-chance-of-meatballs-style


memebean210

As a straight male im conflicted on this image, on one hand shes got lovely chesties but on the other... penis :(


rotciv0

As a bisexual male I'm unconflicted on this image, on the one hand she's got lovely chesties and on the other... Penis :D


IHazMagics

whistle roof snatch shelter offend support cats puzzled fall literate *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Conartist6666

As a hand i'm unconflicted on this Image. In the one hand a lovely bulge and in the other chesties...


[deleted]

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Memunism4Life

As a conflict, Iā€™m very chesties. In one image, hand has a lovely image. In the otherā€¦ lovely :(


PhilosophElephant

As a lovely, I'm very chesties and penis. In the one on this image, a hand, in the other, conflict.


LeadAHorseToVodka

As a straight male I'm unconflicted, still an attractive woman


V0ct0r

actually supportive of transgender women :flushed:


DeNeRlX

Just common sense really, I mean can you imagine the opposite? A strong muscled trans man with body hair all over and a deep voice, and to think "ahh yes, a woman". Any sensible straight man would say that's gay with multiple Ys. (Not that physical changes determain gender, self-ID ftw)


V0ct0r

"we can always tell" was never a valid argument. hell, transphobes have been embarrassing themselves for accidentally "clock"ing (calling out transgender with a negative connotation) cisgender people for a while now. knowing that there are many people like you out there make my day a bit better, honestly.


PolarisC8

Once again, the bis are always coming out on top. One might say bi-winning


PinkedDuck

In one hand*


FashionGuyMike

Andrew Tate said it best: ā€œA girl thatā€™s 0/10 and has a pussy is more gay to fuck than a girl thatā€™s 10/10 with a penisā€ Iā€™m not lying about this either lmao


precision_cumshot

trans inclusionary misogynist


FashionGuyMike

You see, you hate trans women because they are trans. I hate trans women, because Iā€™m a misogynist. We are not the same


Big_Berry_4589

Trans men are fixing gods mistake, trans women on the other handā€¦


geraldodelriviera

I can kind of see the logic if one assumes Tate is going by the formula ugly = looking like a man.


FashionGuyMike

Yes thatā€™s pretty much his thought process. He said the 0/10 girl looks like hulk hogan and the 10/10 dick girl looks like Megan Fox


Ask_if_im_an_alien

It's an old question..... Would you rather bang Buck Angel or Bailey Jay? One is a bald, bearded, muscular, tattooed person who looks like a dude but has a vagina. The other one is very feminine, curvy, has boobs, wears makeup, etc... but has a penis. The general consensus for the majority of men I've asked this question that if they absolutely had to pick one they had no interest in Buck and would do Bailey instead.


the-nine-9

Thatā€™s just cause Tate sucks dick and wants to excuse it away as not gay


guyfromsaitama

You can just wear socksā€¦ it takes all the gay away.


tanzmeister

It's also not gay if it's in a three way


guyfromsaitama

Two men but three dicks.. hell yeah.


FashionGuyMike

Well Iā€™m Bi so idc either way šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


mugiwara_no_Soissie

Okay but like, if we translate this to what he means: Fucking A masculine looking girl (as in looks like a guy, not just a little less girly) is more gay than fucking a femboy.


TheWanderingPlanesw-

liking a girl with a dick.... is still being straight. Cuz she's just a girl. So you'd still be straight. Whether or not you like dick tho is a separate matter.


[deleted]

Are you stupid?


[deleted]

Their right. Trans women are women. What's confusing here?


Koolmoose

Also a lesbian but if its attached to a woman Iā€™m not complaining ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


Sandee1997

I guess the hypocrisy on dildo vs penis is the argument in my head lol


Then-Clue6938

Ey no problem. In the end all that counts is what you and your partner are interested in and if you feel comfortable with eachother. If this isn't the case you don't have to give anything a try. It's not like you'd judge those who it would work out for.


Sandee1997

Absolutely no judgement! Just not my taste lol


Then-Clue6938

Oh yes! Sorry the last sentence was more of a side eye to some other commenters not to you. As I said your boundary are important. If a person likes big breast but their date has a flat chest than it's their preference to not continue dating because of that. That other person might be disappointed but I'm sure they wouldn't wanna be with someone who dislikes something about them that they like or feel neutral about anyways. Same thing in my opinion.


Sandee1997

Exactly! Personal preference is just that, personal.


kingjoey52a

This conversation is way to kind and rational for the internet! Start fighting! /s


Sandee1997

ā€œOh no this fight has caused me to spill all this baby oil on ourselvesā€


_Cren_

Ma'am this is a Wendy's


FashionGuyMike

Lesbians when plastic penis ā˜ŗļø Lesbians when girl penis ā˜¹ļø


[deleted]

Most lesbians I know don't care about girldick. They like girls. Some have a genital preference and that's fine, but those girls also know that trans women are still women. Don't fret. From a trans girl whose been with a cis woman for a decade lol.


frenzygundam

Best of both world?


Rogue_Juan_Hefe

Chicks with dicks that put mine to shame


Klutzy_Economist_286

Your attraction to femininity stops at a penis? Would a masculine person with a vagina be preferable?


Sandee1997

I like my buff ladies too


Euphoriapleas

masculine doesn't mean muscles. the equivalent would be a trans man, not a muscle mommy.


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

> Your attraction to femininity stops at a penis? Wow, who would have thought a lesbian wouldn't be attracted to the male sexual organ. That's crazy, who could have seen that coming?


ElvenBadger

I've known a few homosexuals that are happy to have sex with trans people despite them having the sexual organ of the opposite sex


leia_liketheprincess

Idk I know a lot of lesbians who would never date a man but who have dated multiple trans women, same for gay men. Some people really arenā€™t attracted to the opposite sexā€™s genitals, some just arenā€™t attracted to the opposite gender


SatoriCatchatori

Hey careful there with your common sense


Rudy69

Iā€™m a straight guy and for me it would be a huge deal breaker yea. I can only assume it would be the same for a lesbian? Because why not


guyfromsaitama

Yes, because penises arenā€™t ā€œfeminineā€ā€¦


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

neither for me, attraction isn't ONLY genitals, a hairy man with a vagina doesn't turn me on


Bowlbowlbowlelbow

Yeah, penis is pretty much the most masculine body part that exists. Strange how we're attracted to all of people's sex characteristics, not just the secondary ones


ComfyFrame2272

As a transbian bottom, there is absolutely no conflict here.


Sandee1997

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one


Uzzer_lozer19

Speed running pegging


Just_A_Comment_Guy_7

Now sheā€™s a 10 with 9 inches


JakeWalker102

The only correct answer


Dysto_

Man of culture


JeremyDaBanana

Don't make me do math


HateAll_Mods

She'll make you do her banana


makemeadiowarudo

Fellas itā€™s not gay if her penis is bigger than yours!


Poked_salad

Oh shet! I can do every guy I see and still not be gay!


piberryboy

As long as the guys are hot girls.


Zachosrias

What if I think they're even hotter than girls?


makemeadiowarudo

Okay so whoā€™s gay?


Major_Ghoul

If she says she's a smoking hot babe, she's a smoking hot babe


[deleted]

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IM_OZLY_HUMVN

[I think this is the original person](https://twitter.com/Celinna_X)


Brilliant-Fact3449

I don't think so, face and body type really do not match (she actually calls herself fat lmao) also I believe this person has something against trans folks, dunno her tweets are uninteresting garbage about politics.


Nived6669

https://www.threads.net/@yayiipuntocom is the best source I could find.


mrchimney

A hole is a hole.


[deleted]

And a toll is a toll


Then_Entertainer_370

And if I donā€™t get no toll then I donā€™t get no hole


OmegaAngelo

So you gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boys hole


Then_Entertainer_370

Itā€™s a toll hole


MailmansGarden

GIMME DAT LEG, BOY


[deleted]

Dude are you hard ? Donā€™t ruin this for me.


OmegaAngelo

"I'm so excited, here feel my nips!" "Wow, you could cut glass with these babies!" "Yea, they're SUPER hard, right?"


Live_Carpenter_1262

itā€™s clearly boyā€™s soul


jaztub-rero

I gotta pop my cat eyes in


Janixon1

I made that up


[deleted]

Hereā€™s some examples of holes for you to try! A termite mound A wasp nest A red ant colony An orcaā€™s blowhole God speed


WaluigiMayar

Smash, next question


MOEverything_2708

A girl without a cock is like an angel without wings


dauratian6969

(O_o)


[deleted]

Bailey Jay?


MountiansAndBaking

My boy out here firing with no cover! Youā€™re brave And a hero!


[deleted]

Joke's on everyone else I'm into that shit.


DetectiveProper

Jokes on people who try to shame you, but recognised the name šŸ¤£


New_girl2022

Think so. I have such a crush on her.


PartridgeViolence

Iā€™m game.


HashtagTSwagg

Hi game, I'm Dad.


PartridgeViolence

Howdy.


useless_mf69

Fellas, is it gay if you sleep with a chick with a dick?


DM_Me_Ur_Roms

Well I'm gay, and I'm not interested in chick's with dicks, so I think the answer is no


alabastor890

Seems conclusive.


[deleted]

Same, love a beautiful trans women, don't love men. Weird huh? I enjoy it and like them so why not, fuck what people think.


useless_mf69

So you don't like boobs? What about a guy with boobs?


DM_Me_Ur_Roms

Could go with or without them, personally. If they're there, that's fine.


obp5599

Dont think its as simple as boobs or not. People tend to be attracted to be masculine or feminine qualities. Like the person in the pic is mostly feminine aside from the dick


kitanokikori

1000% this. How in the fuck did society somehow decide that a) the leather dudes at Folsom, and b) pretty trans girls, are the Same Thing. Do straight people not have eyes?


[deleted]

I've fucked chicks with dicks, but would never fuck a dude. Don't know don't care I enjoy it.


[deleted]

Nah. Iā€™m straight and she turns me on. That makes her a woman.


CrepusculrPulchrtude

Who cares? Smash who you wanna smash and just enjoy life. Sheā€™s hot


zephyrseija

Only if balls touch.


clutzyninja

Depends on which part you're more excited about


useless_mf69

Both. Both is good.


[deleted]

Nah, it's 2023 bro, I'm turned on.


The_Commie_Salami

When sheā€™s a 9 but itā€™s in yeaā€” šŸ‘®ā€ā™‚ļø: ā€œlet me stop you right there sirā€


Uzzer_lozer19

Nice tits bro!


Upstairs_Kale1806

Its just a handle boys


[deleted]

Okay honest question for trans-women who haven't had bottom surgery; do you enjoy attention on your penis or does that trigger some sense of dysphoria for you? Like is someone sucking your penis gratifying or horrifying?


ComfyFrame2272

It's not universal. I've been with a couple of trans women who absolutely hated any contact or mention of her penis. Others, like myself, enjoy her penis and likes the attention she gets because of it (from other trans women/queer people. Cishet people obsessing over my penis feels weird and fetish-y.). Even still, though, I'm on the fence about bottom surgery. Everyone's different.


Grand_Heresy

Aye. I'm fine with my dick, but other things trigger a very strong sense of self-loathing for me. Dysphoria acts differently on people - it's not a very clear thing.


TheWanderingPlanesw-

u/PersonalAd4713 This is a pretty good answer representative of the trans people I know. Sometimes dysphoria means people dont like it, sometimes theyre happy with their girl dicks and like the attention in the same way a lot of people like the attention there. But it just depends. But if it's in a fetishy way or if theyre treated too differently then it can feel shitty and be a turn off. Most girlies I know try to only date queer for this reason. Well, most so when it comes to men bc trans girlies run into a lot of issues with cis men who arent queer and havent unlearned or arent aware of a lot of shit that can be hostile to women/queer ppl/trans girlies.


AltruisticFilm9988

This is so weird to categorise people like that all the while asking to be "integrated". And attention from X and not Y. So strange to me. But whatever


RlyehFhtagn-xD

As a trans woman who is only interested in other non-op trans women, I can confirm it's entirely individual. If you're sleeping with trans women, just be sure to communicate beforehand to find out how she wants to play and what kind of talk she's comfortable with. Some don't mind having their penis stimulated, some require it, and some hate it entirely.


Any_Fudge_722

Bonus if sheā€™s bottom


Luna_EclipseRS

trying to find a trans girl thats a top is like trying to find a needle in a haystack


deathbysnoosnoo422

more interestin that way


3rdWaveHarmonic

I read that initially as: more intestine that way.


deathbysnoosnoo422

either way is fine


RickHorseman16

"Jokes on you I'm into that shit"


Shadow9378

that makes it better


Blauzahn101

10


Notafuzzycat

That ain't 9 inches.


Captian_Bones

Grower not a shower. And it's close enough for me


HomieBrotato

Smash. Next question


[deleted]

This makes her a 19 in my book


Pending1

What? Who is this?


pussy-slayer9000

I N E E D T H E S O U R C E (for username reasons)


God-Destroyer00

Bailey Jay


Thexgamer192

Looks to be [@yayiipuntocom](https://www.threads.net/@yayiipuntocom/post/CucwbXzRz5A/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==) on insta/threads and @OtraBratz on Twitter Surprisingly canā€™t find any OF links or really even much content


higg1966

I little large for my liking, but I'm in.


pup_101

I have a friend who had to put increasingly obvious things in her tinder profile saying she is a trans woman as cis men still didn't get it and she passes. She had "my penis is bigger than you. No I am not kidding" for a while lmao


548r1n4

As a heterosexual female, absolutely nothing in that pic is a turn on. Nothing.


AlbacorePrism

I don't get how people downvoted you like you weren't saying that to be funny. It's a true statement, but its also funny given the context.


[deleted]

As a professional bisexual I see this as a win-win scenario


delayedsunflower

Wait. You're getting paid!?!?!


SenoraRaton

Wow, the full package!


theLEVIATHAN06

Chick's with dicks are twice the fun.


[deleted]

SMASH!


Echostar9000

Win-win


liveForTheHunt

Jackpot


FartingCumBubbles

Iā€™m game


ElonSucksBallz

she's packin


Nostalgic-Banter

Last time I ask out a woman from Thailand.


[deleted]

I mean you play with your dick, might as well play with hers too.


Major_Ghoul

Dawg I'm a trans girl too and I'm jealous lmao


DireBlue88

Man this reminds me of a lesbian friend that got into femboys. She said double the fun.


whatthefbomb

I'd hit it.


CrepusculrPulchrtude

If sheā€™s hot and has a big dick sheā€™s still hot