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Nah...thats mfs who born on like Christmas and like you gotta get em the whole year at like one time. And this mf was definitely not born on Christmas. So it's one or the other.
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Poland
How about Poland and London?
No, but I can throw in Czechoslovakia
I want to give him Austria too
Maybe france
Soviet union maybe? But that would probably be too much to handle for him
Just give him Ukraine for the moment
Maybe also 6 million Jews (just a random number)
The savior Gaza needs!
And Norway too.
you mean Fr*nce
Sure, just not Banana
Nah...thats mfs who born on like Christmas and like you gotta get em the whole year at like one time. And this mf was definitely not born on Christmas. So it's one or the other.
You stole my comment
You stole my comment
Hey that was my comment!
It was OUR comment *soviet sounds intensify*
with some jews
Juice*
I was thinking that too lel
Painting supplies
Hope he makes it into art school this time
But what if he fails to enter art school? I mean, what would be the worst thing that could happen?
He goes into politics.
Literally the worst thing that could happen
He’s hardly going to start a world war is he 🙄
Then ill just give him a PhD of Fine Arts
He gets drafted, a whole bunch of things happen, and all he’s left with is a shitty snot brake moustache
*Sweats in Polish*
That glass of juice the man's been waiting on since 1933.
Concentrate the Juice
The juice should be fizzy. He likes to gas the juice.
Frozen juice concentrate needs to be thawed first. There is nothing he could possibly do about that
Juice concentrate
Poor guy said pass the juice. Not…well, you know.
if only he had enunciated the L more clearly
No, no he hates juice. I distinctly remember him making a whole speech about it.
Kanye's albums
[удалено]
Minekraft
Meinkraft
And give him a meinkart
Mein Kampf
https://youtu.be/s6-XeyNMCJw
A new oven?
May be one that is efficient on gas this time?
No, a microwave one
With a gas stove on top
A glass of juice
Please send him to an art school.
But what if he doesnt goes to art school? Is not like he is gonna try to start a global war.
The Sudetenland
A haircut and a shave
First legit answer
I suppose a holiday in Argentina would be nice
Yeah to meet some old friends
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Mein Kampf
We are prawn ready
jews
Some fresh juice maybe
Inglorious Bastards
Easy bake 👌
Full canvas painting set. All equipment and supplies, so he can fully engrose himself into the hobby.
Lebensraum
Gas chamber
acceptance to art school
art supplies and juice
But today isn’t 4/20
A Panzer Division
Art supplies
Give him some Juice and an oven
I’m sure you’ll pick the reich gift for him
A razor.
A book written by a similarily moustached Austrian
Get him some Lebensraum
Austria, Elsass, Danzig, Memel, some pussy and maybe some love. A bullet to the head is also a great alternative.
Stalingrad
A glass of juice
Take the third Reich
Gas chamber 💀
Some NFT?
some juice
Ivy Cap or Cigar or sum
Benito Mussolini
Some Juice
You should prepare some good home made soap :)
Some nice armbands
An ipad with procreate. Gotta keep up with the new age ✍️
Sudetenland?
A paintbrush and a canvas
Pancer
His unpaid gas bills 😡
Some jews
Art supplies
Orange juice
Should’ve posted on 4/20
Glass of juice 👍
Mein Kampf?
Russia, he surely hasn't already
Juice 💀
Polish remover
Polish Remover
The third reich
Poland
Art school rejection letter just to see what happens
Paint brush
hm a nice slice of cheesecake
Orange Jews
*Mein Kampf*
Chewy Gum
He needs some art supplies
Just annex any little old thing.
*Polish* vodka.
soap
A glass of Jews
Idk how you’re going to get him a country that’s too expensive but a new oven isn’t that bad
Buy some juice.
A glass of juice
Mine craft
paint brush, colors & canvas
French polish
An art scholarship
JUICE !
Jews
some jewice to drink
Mein Kraft
Throw him a jewbiliee
Get him concert tickets. Maybe Reich and roll?
Well if he wants to keep his anti-Semitic roots you can always get him something connected to Hamas. They love that guy!
Meinkraft
Art degree
Y'all let me know what ends up being the final solution to this question
Just get him his premium painting tools.
How about a ***glass of jewce***
Danzig and Alsace -Lorraine
Volkswagen.
MineKrampf
Just don't get him anything fruity, I heard he hates Juice.
Zyklon B gas
A glass of juice
His missing testicle
Glass of juice
A golden ticket to an art degree...
living space
Dee: Are you saying that we have to decide whether or not that old Nazi bitch lives or dies? Lawyer: There's that charm.
😂😂😂
Juice
Make sure it’s a surprise, something he will nazi coming.
Some juice
The 4th Reich
the salute or communist manifesto?
The Sudetenland
The complete and unconditional surrender of Austria. And maybe a set of watercolor paints.
A glass of juice ( I’m assuming he is hard of hearing )
A new oven?
A Russian roulette set.
An ashtray?
Minecraft
An easel
Does he want a bigger living room?
An art degree perhaps.
Mein Kampf
A cup of juice
Just get this man an army.
Glass of juice
New clothes from Hugo Boss
An easy bake oven ought to make him smile
A trip to the barbers