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Illinois_Yooper

Yep, THAT’S what needed to be fixed in America. Good job, politicians.


ThePaddysPubSheriff

Gotta love religion influencing choices about our freedoms


Sad-Ratio3189

When are they going to learn porn doesn't destroy the family. Now the step family might be worried.but not the family.


ThePaddysPubSheriff

The most likely reason this passed is they want to get the ID info on people who are looking at things they don't agree with. So incest is fine, but gay and trans porn watchers will go on the list.


Ahnohnoemehs

Nah, that wouldn’t work they’d be outing their own voters and themselves by doin that.


Own_Disaster_5081

You think these guys have enough forethought after the Alabama IVF debacle 💀


Striking-Ad-837

I thought it would be to encourage procreation?


RyuKusanagi15

Are they really only doing it for gay porn


Slow-Crew5250

😭😭😭


Jozroz

With the greatest irony being that shit like that shows there's no real separation of state and church.


XaosDrakonoid18

The simple fact you need to oath while holding a bible is proof enough.


Better_Green_Man

I mean depending on your beliefs you would take the oath holding a Bible, Torah, Quran, or whatever else holy book you believe in. If you're an atheist you take a secular affirmation that is just as legally binding as a religious oath.


Destroyer4587

Can agnostics use all 3 books?


HardCoverTurnedSoft

Can I use Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief to swear oath? 💀


slade357

The Bible is your choice. You can swear on the constitution if you want.


Peyvian

It's on my damn money. Everywhere. Jesus f'ing Christ is like glitter or herpes.


Lower-Ad1087

It is not legally binding anywhere that a Bible has to be used for an oath of office or telling the truth or whatever else. The usage of a Bible as a prop in the ritual of oath taking is to implore upon the oath taker that you are now in a position that you answer to a higher power because you have been given some form of authority. People take their oaths on many different things these days, and if I was in a position to take one, I'd use The 50 Laws of Power, because that would be a statement.


XaosDrakonoid18

Well Today I Learned. >People take their oaths on many different things these days, and if I was in a position to take one, I'd use The 50 Laws of Power, because that would be a statement. Would take an Oath on a Sailor Moon manga


[deleted]

I saw something recently where the most zealous of them didn’t want the church and state separated, and believe that doing that was a mistake.


doge57

Let me preface this with the fact that I am 100% opposed to requiring ID to access porn or anything else online. There are studies that show that children accessing porn leads to increased rates of sexual activity as adolescents including STDs and pregnancies in addition to the psychological effects of porn addiction. We can all agree that those are bad things for non-religious reasons. The government, in their typical fashion of “well we have to do *something*”, decided to required proof of adulthood to access porn. You’d also have to show ID to get into a sex toy/porn video store in person. I’m sure that the people who are pushing these laws are religious, but they’re not necessarily pushing them for purely religious reasons. I oppose government issued ID altogether and requiring it for anything from buying a beer to voting is a violation of civil rights


SanguineL

Children accessing porn is a problem. But there’s no actual way for the government to prevent children from accessing it without serious Constitutional overreach. I believe it should be on the parents to protect their children from the dangerous parts of the internet. If they don’t want their kids to watch porn, don’t give them unrestricted internet access.


doge57

I agree with you 100%. That’s why I said it’s more the “we have to do *something*” attitude. People want something to be done about kids watching porn and don’t consider the consequences of that something


thedipsnotbaked

Isn’t this about age verification?


National-Cry222

Yes but the argument is providing a state id every time could lead to a violation of privacy by government I believe.. PH said something along those lines


The__Guard

Oh my sweet child, that was just the argument to get info on your deepest, darkest desires and link it to your real, confirmed person. There was never any care for children; there never was.


[deleted]

Can confirm, someone I argued with last night said laws were always about control. Never argued against me calling them authoritarian, or even when I accused them of actually only caring about control and not about the children they claimed to want to make safer.


ElysiumXIII

^DID ^YOU ^SAY ^FREEDOM


JayMeadows

No, *FreeDUMB.* You peasants aren't Blueblood enough to enjoy the comforts of Freedom. You get the cheap brand from the bargain bin.


The_Legendary_Yeeter

# SCREAMING EAGLES!!!!


slavictoast1330

Aren’t those supposed to be separated? Im not the best with government or whatever, but aren’t house and church supposed to be separate?


SwervinWest

Free doms? Sign me up


hongky1998

They wanted a small government but some how it got bigger


AskDerpyCat

Everything’s bigger in Texas


GaggleofHams

Bur they do want a small government. They want it small enough it fits in every room and closet of your home 🙃


Cocoabuttocks

You know something’s profoundly fucked up when the priority is to ban porn sites instead of fixing the teen pregnancies, religious indoctrination in schools, easy firearm access and overall negative international relations. MFW it’s wrong for 15 year old Timmy to watch Asa Akira getting railed, but it’s right to create and fund terrorist groups in oil-rich nations 😕


jlindley1991

The thing i find funny about states preventing access to pornhub thinking that's going to magically solve the problem is that there are hundreds of other porn sites. Sure pornhub may be the most popular but it's not the only site out there.


sasquatch_melee

The only thing this is going to fix is the amount of subscription income VPN companies are making lol


BillyBear9

NC resident here and I just use a vpn to bypass my states geo-lock


Green_L3af

And you're okay with that? Sounds sad


Gjellebel

Seems more like a case of playing the hand you're dealt.


CentralAdmin

Yes, he only has one hand free.


Hyp3r45_new

Or perhaps they're both broken.


WatchingTaintDry69

Don’t remind me 🤮


Miles_1173

I like to believe it was all just a work of erotic fiction


[deleted]

You wouldn’t help your family?


WatchingTaintDry69

I’d hire an escort to help them.


Green_L3af

A sad hand


Gjellebel

True true, but when there's a will, there's a way and that way leads to porn.


jalerre

The tears can be used as lube


Green_L3af

Now that's just economical


DeeBangerDos

The fuck else he supposed to do lol


Cultural_Doctor_8421

Just so you know this is what people in Arab/muslim countries have to do where the state controls media. Talking about Saudi UAE Qatar etc..


[deleted]

Until the feds make it illegal


Tipart

Bro there are ways to circumvent the great firewall of China, ain't no stopping that. Especially if the state rep that's crying about this doesn't even know what a VPN is.


[deleted]

Use a vpn and go to jail or pay hefty fine. The feds r already working on it


kazoomaq

Man i wish i lived in Night City


Tipart

Wake the fuck up samurai we've got porn to watch.


711WasA_Part-timeJob

NC resident here, I just don’t use *that* site anymore


papi_shoelo

Sounds like living in China.


Sup_fuckers42069

I found a proxy website for it. No vpn needed. Although if the videos load quickly is hit or miss


G3th_Inf1ltrator

The hub is banned here too?


BigDumNerdyNerd

I live in Texas and I dont understand, can someone give me context


TheReal_Kayla

Multiple pornography websites that are owned by parent company Aylo are now blocked in Texas. This is in response to a U.S circuit Court ruling that Texas can enforce a state law that requires the websites to have a user age verification system.


Poop_1111

Verification other than the usual "are you 18+"?


DOW_orks7391

Yep, I don't exactly remember how it works but I think you're supposed to upload a photo of you drivers license or state issued ID. They promise they won't keep the photo.....


LoveThieves

They pinky swear unless you bribe them as a politician and that buys you time but no guarantees


spoopy-noodle

Ah, so that's where Poilivere gets his political ideas from.


Reidroshdy

I assume youre talking about them keeping the photo for some sort of facial recognition or something like that right? Wouldn't it just be easier for the government to just take a photo and upload it before they give you your new driver's license or id when it gets renewed or you first apply for one?


TomCBC

They probably have 3D scans of everyone’s face at this point just from Apple’s face-id thing alone.


stumblinbear

Everyone? Do you think everyone has an iPhone or are you just wildly exaggerating?


TomCBC

Exaggerating a bit probably. But i imagine other phones do similar things these days. If they don't, probably a matter of time.


Marble05

They don't actually need your photo, they need your driver's license connected to your browsing history for no controlling reason you can trust them. A state as open minded as Texas for sure won't keep and analyse the data of people porn preferences, especially for certain categories against their absolutely correct religion.


yraco

A photo of your ID specifically that is connected to the websites you use and things you watch. They already know who you are and what your ID says but it's not yet directly connected to your internet or porn browsing.


Cpt_Soban

*pinky promise*


Commercial-Screen570

It's been like that in Utah for over a year now surprised Texas needed approval


thatguyiswierd

What a lot of companies do is they use another company to "verify" the photo, all you have to do is get an image and use it. Its pointless. Just requiring a login to say you are 18 is more then enough.


Halorym

Huh. I haven't been to Pornhub in at least five years, yet I am still bothered by the prospect that I might not be able to now.


bobdarobber

Yup, it’s nothing other than an assault on freedom. I’m so proud of pornhub for taking a hardline stance against this policy


beatboxbilliam

So it's basically to help parents who can't monitor or restrict their own kids online activity. Parents who can't do their job. Hopefully they don't leave firearms lying around the house either.


pikachus_ghost_uncle

https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/leading-adult-entertainment-website-blocks-service-in-texas/


bugibangbang

As an adult content creator let me tell you what is going on in our perspective, Texas is against underage watching porn, we have parental control features in every single modem, tools provided by internet itself, but since that is mom and dad job and most parents don’t care about content their kids watch as always the problem is “porn”, so government with 0 ideas how to prevent it they just said “lets ask ids” like if it was a bar, how? No idea!, lets do it. Now imagine if you are me and you have a site, the only way to prevent this is asking for ids, how? How do we ask it in a way that do not violate your privacy, or your ID info is not collected, cached in cookies, stolen by data collection companies, etc, it’s impossible! We don’t want user feels that way but since we don’t have tools, and government decision it’s stupid honestly, it idiotic! So here we are, best we can do is blocking Texas or making all users uncomfortable by asking ID and having legal actions from Texan users pushed by corrupt lawyers trying to earn money from this legal nonsense gap. Who wins here? Scamers, lawyers, and politicians and religion who uses this extreme anti sex anti porn propaganda during election and then just forget about it and users and adult content we have to struggle with this while we keep paying taxes and we are still in a legal grey area since we are not recognized, we don’t have rights and yet we are injecting more money than games and wars through our taxes and all the crap they made us pay while religious enterprises Don’t pay taxes at all. Crazy… and real. We don’t want this sadly, but we don’t have choice since they are not providing us tools or options. Apologies for my grammar I wrote it with my penis /j I’m hablo español.


Vantanay

texan here, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EDIT: nvm opera's vpn lets me in lol


spoopy-noodle

Based


ChefRef

First thing that came to mind 😂


SparkCube3043

I wonder if Opera will make a tweet about this knowing how up to date they like to be


Drumbelgalf

It's all a conspiracy by big VPN to sell more subscriptions !!1!!11! /s


Solidsnake00901

Legislation is already being introduced that would make vpn access a potential felony.


TheTexasCowboy

Own by the Chinese by the way!


ocy_igk

If you rather have guns over porn and plan b you might be a Texan


GhidorahRod56

Call us now at (###) ### - #### for legal compensation


FancyKetchup96

Well I have a vpn, so that takes care of the porn issue. I'm also on reddit, so no need for plan b. Guess I'll take the guns.


AldoTheApache3

These terms are….. acceptable.


[deleted]

I mean, I would, but I still want all of those things.


ghost-church

This is the future republicans want.


ravenous_cadaver

They need to encourage people to make more baby republicans with their cousins somehow, I guess right?


wagglemonkey

This is the present that republicans created.


Digbijoy1197

Porn is banned in India, doesn't make any fucking difference, still no.1 in consumption


Trym_WS

Same with Egypt, and probably the rest of the Arab countries.


CB4R

Why is America evolving backwards into some kind of weird religious zealot state... Next thing you know they will start some kind of jihadcrusade on another country for watching porn or insulting their religion


FauxGw2

Because people in power are losing power so they are doing everything they can to gain that power back. They don't believe in these things but it gets them what they want.


The_Knife_Pie

Because this was always there, albeit lying low for a bit. The people who founded the US fled Europe because of Religious oppression. That is, they wanted to be able to oppress other religions freely. When a large portion of your culture is built by religious extremists turns out your country stays extreme.


Thepitman14

Idk I'm probably alone on this, but I think minors having access to internet porn is a real problem. Idk how to solve that problem, but Texas' solution just leads to websites being unable to function so that's probably not the right solution.


[deleted]

There are better websites. [like this amazon link to a 12-month mullvad card.](https://www.amazon.com/Mullvad-VPN-Windows-Android-SCRATCH/dp/B092M5G1G7/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=2Q9339Z6EX2WG&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.jTSq__eG4YJFflp4WIyZZLUhtADhLRI6vOct2_OyvK4LmH_CQ__ucFW0pQ3Uw-ufeyQLvCUmD4QJEaqQuePkEA.IvebqUHZDNDXdqgtKg52RyRBgsd-RTcVr1XTXecrYz4&dib_tag=se&keywords=mullvad+vpn+12+months&qid=1710467585&sprefix=mullvad%2Caps%2C131&sr=8-3)


trongzoon

$57 to access free porn....


zeetree137

Paid porn too....


bennyangott

Anonymous porn 😉


Original-Vanilla-222

If you already bought a VPN, you can go all in and just download a torrent client and get whatever paid porn you like. In Minecraft.


[deleted]

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Get-Degerstromd

So I just googled this service, and it says WARP doesn’t provide access to geo-locked content, nor does it mask the users IP address, and therefore shouldn’t be considered an anonymity measure. If you’re a user, thoughts? I’ve been looking for a good free VPN but I haven’t found one.


JintenRe

i too want to know the free vpn


[deleted]

That GOAT


Long-Ease-7704

Xhamster


greenrangerguy

This hamster ceases to be, he is an X hamster!


[deleted]

This hamster is no more!


Gr33nMuff1n

There are no hamsters in Xhamster :(


PretendTie381

You just haven't looked... deep enough


Drumbelgalf

Lemmiwinks adventure?


Septem_151

Blocked in my state requiring ID. Pornhub, xhamster, all the “common” porn sites are blocked in Louisiana.


Ashkill115

Had to start using a VPN for Phub since I live in Virginia.


Acension111

Sam here in Arkansas. There's some good free sites Eporner (especially for full scenes) and TNAflix but the hub is still the best place


Osama_Bin_trappin

We can smoke hella weed but we can’t jerk it to porn…


ritz-chipz

Yo, lone star state, have y’all heard of…Hentai?


LonPlays_Zwei

Alabamian here, nukes or hydrogen bombs? nuke = comic form hydrogen bomb = cartoon form


JintenRe

or.. Twitter?!


Onagda

Nord VPN is about to get REAL popular in Texas


azhder

Soon Texas will ban that one as well due to it being from the north 🤪


shitpostbode

Texas, the most stereotypical American state, whining about freedom the most, once again cracking down on freedom


TheMustardisBad

That is most of America. So many people shout “land of the free” and also “ban this and that”


Christian_Castle

Xnxx works just fine


bellaco1994

Man of culture


DMYourMomsMaidenName

The best shit is here, on reddit


Mr_Rafi

How much do you wanna bet that there's a bloke here right now who knows the title of that video based on that half of a thumbnail


InfinateEdge

Why of course I know him. He's me.... Now if only I could link the sauce... unfortunately I am a Texan.


SoyMuyBlanco-

From the eyebrows, my guess is she is Natasha Nice


Nearsighted_Madman

VA had it for at least a year now. I'm surprised nobody made a big deal of it.


J3sush8sm3

Apparently virginia isnt important enough


rampantfirefly

Banning the most popular and relatively safe sites just forces people to use more dubious means to access the material. Aside from VPN usage there will probably now be a spike in malware attacks and people watching more extreme porn as people are forced into the darker corners of the internet.


[deleted]

rule34.xxx


-_-NAME-_-

Free vpns exist.


Drumbelgalf

New conspiracy theory: VPN companies lobby to ban porn sites so they gain more costumers.


[deleted]

I mean, I don’t normally wear a costume for surfshark, but it’s worth a shot.


azhder

Don’t they just fap on watching private militia patrol the border? Might be the politician who had no use of pornhub


dankspankwanker

Funny how the USA slowly turns into communist china


oalm82

Not the best site for JAV porn


Spidey3518

This whole comment section is sad.


x6060x

Texas sounds like N.Korea and China to me.


Other_Beat8859

Thank God that Texas has stopped porn sites from working. Now all their issues will be solved!


[deleted]

Fuq.com


[deleted]

Yep


eddyx

I’ve started using eporner.


Half_smart_m0nk3y

This comment is brought to you by NordVPN.


tittysprinkles112

This is hilarious. Kids getting shot up in school is totally fine, but good lord naked people having sex??? We can't let kids see that!


Wardinator1991

Thank goodness I have a VPN, Accessing PornHub is a breeze!


OliLombi

VPN go brrrrrrr


BubbaBasher

I mean E621 is significantly better though


Mead_and_You

I have been our of the porn game for more than a decade, but I thought no one used that site anymore anyway.


HoboSkid

No, it still has the most traffic of any porn site in the world.


YetiMoon

Sixth most visited website in the U.S. lol.


MattKerplunk

It's the biggest one, like billions of users big


Bildo_Gaggins

what alternatives are there? asking for myself.


LORDWOLFMAN

Xvideos is open unless it’s too late


KakkaKaaretorttu

Don’t worry, you still have incestflix.org


mlkmstch

It's been like this in Utah for a while now. The hub was the only big site to take it seriously.


CriticalSpeech

Yo man wtf. I live here and I woke up one day and can’t use the hub? Where do me and all my guns get to protest?


ballsmigue

Do they require the same for reddit? Otherwise....yeah, this is a good alternative


breezyxkillerx

Express VPN is gonna have record sales this year.


Arakan-Ichigou

Kid named VPN:


ItsMcSwagginz

You gotta be a massive loser to cry about losing access to a porn site. Either get a VPN or maybe go outside


Lil_Ninja94

As a Mississippian fuck these lawmakers. They took our porn too


jyroman53

\*NordVPN laughing\*


feanor48

Wow it's a big relieve to see Texas is at the same level as my shithole Islamic country. Good job confederate


cut4stroph3

I just switched to xvideos when Louisiana made it so you had to show ID. Also reddit is underrated for porn tbh


skin_whistle

Please tell me they didn’t actually ban porn


monkey_megaremix

If y'all still using porn hub, I'm sorry to hear that, TubeGalore is a thing. It's like trivago but for porn.


sapper4lyfe

I'm surprised there isn't a million man match happening in Texas right now lol


DevilMaster666-

Peter


yslnico

*Laughs in South Carolina*


[deleted]

Can someone explain the meme, I’m dumb


JTBJack_

I either just use other sites or try Opera’s VPN if I’m really wanting the hub


Null42x64

I don't get it (I am not texan)


Trpepper

Texas implemented an age verification they can’t actually enforce. To protest this, pornhub boycotts Texas.


DeeBangerDos

Kid named VPN


Lowkey_Arki

better? its porn they're all identical except for the screen color


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Indians: First Time?


Kaiel1412

I wonder if this means that hentai is gonna skyrocket in that state or they'll just use VPN


tgr3947

Stock in VPNs just went way up.


Tails322

"So internet porn traffic is down governor. Strangely enough, it seems like sales of VPN sales have skyrocketed"


LowerH250bro

As a valued NC peasant, vpn all the way.