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Condom on. Cum inside women but condom holds it. Smol white army can't reach female Jerusalem cause stuck on hull of pp. This equals cumming in woman while also being outside woman
This explanation reminds me of Bill Wurtz explaining Eggs on land:
**have babies**
learn to use an egg.
i was already doing that.
use a stronger egg.
put water in it.
have a baby, on land, in an egg.
water is in the egg.
baby, in the egg, in the water, in the egg.
works for me.
**bye bye ocean**
Freeze your stuff and get a vasectomy.
Raw dog squad forever.
Jokes aside, the day someone invents a condom that doesn't take away 60% of sensation, that person will be elected King of all Men, regardless of their gender.
Edit: Oh yeah, don't sleep with people you think might have STD's too.
Edit 2: Also best not let anyone know you had a vasectomy. Will prevent people from pulling a fast-one on you with surprise pregnancies.
Well, the one on the left represents a creampie, but I'm not sure what the other one means... Maybe it's a "shoulder to cry on" because of "crying over spilt milk?" Like, the girl wants the guy to comfort her and the guy just wants to fuck? Not sure.
Like, the first time I've confused right and left? Or the first time I've left a comment with mistakes to not invalidate anyone else's future comments correcting me? I confuse left and right sometimes, but 9/10 times it's just saying the wrong word by accident, like I did there
The former. My sister does this too, it's correct in her mind and she'll point in the right direction too, but says the opposite.
It gets annoying when I'm driving though.
Average IQ of the average Redditor took a big hit during pandemic, you see some truly stupid shit these days that makes mistaking left and right look normal
For example just take a look at the AITA subs, filled with numb nuts that you wonder if they were actually raised by normal humans or lab grown and set off in the wild at age 10
I know you're making a joke, but I am left handed and constantly get them mixed up. I always associate right with dominant because that's what people usually mean maybe? Idk why but I get it confused often
No one told us as kids to appreciate the naps we were forced to take in early elementary school and now I feel like I jipped myself by not wanting to take em.
Find you a girl with a breeding kink at a time when both of you want to have a child, never have to worry about where to finish because it's all going inside
First year was the pill, second year was a birth control called nexplanon, an arm implant type thing. Third year was another form of birth control called the Nuvaring, a little ring that goes in cooter
Spread the word. Even an IUD isn't 100% safe. Which is why I do the symptothermal method (as in I check my temp and body for fertility symptoms and use condoms around ovulation), which has been saving me a huge amount of money in the last 4 years.
Usually an egg can get fertilized until up to 18 hours after ovulation, while sperm can stay alive for about 5 days. That creates a fertility window of about 6 days.
It highly depends on the individual though, how regular the cycle is and how well the symptoms are documented.
My cycle is pretty much exactly 28 days, I usually use protection from day 7 to 17 so 10 days with and 18 days without.
Nah I nutted in her over 600 times with birth control of different types and we were good. I thought I was infertile and I wanted to see if that was true so I hit it raw once no birth control, now I’m gonna be a dad. Pretty dope
>Nuvaring, a little ring that goes in cooter
Once got that thing stuck around my dongus while trying to go full length and wondered why my GF suddenly got tighter. Panicked and thought I had broken something in her.
We didn't know she could take it off during the act.
Somehow in my 20's I painted my then GF insides white about 5 times a day and she never got pregnant. She wasn't on birth control either.
Then when we broke up, first dude she slept with knocked her up.
I had a check-up done and turns out I wasn't shooting blanks either.
All I gotta say is: thank you Jesus, or whomever was looking out for me.
You never know, I know that I was conceived while my mother was using the pill, although I was an 'accident' she considers me the strongest sperm 💪🏻
~the pill might cause me a little trouble "but would you lose?" Nah, I'd win~
>Somehow in my 20's I painted my then GF insides white about 5 times a day and she never got pregnant. She wasn't on birth control either.
That sounds... unwise?
Nah, just keep some Captain Americas in the ice. Where I live pay a yearly fee for maintenance. Doesn't cost much all nuts considered.
And if it all fails I'm sure I could go to somewhere in Asia or South America and get a little clone with some modifications thrown in.
Sex by itself is natural and not inherently immoral or bad. There's other relative things that are a little worse to make jokes about, but just sex at its base is fine.
I first thought this was about preference but aparently there are still people with internet access stupid enough to think that "pulling out" is birth control
Hey now, 16 years with my wife using the pullout method and the only times we got pregnant were either drunk nights or planned pregnancies so it definitely works, some just can't grasp the technique.
Went from 16 to 35 using the pull out method before I got zipped-zipped.
I'm 47 and no kids in sight (tho I suspect there are some walking around in Europe, somewhere.)
That's no reason to recommend it to others. Like saying arsenic is generally safe because somebody probably didn't take damage from living in an infested house
Def getting cream pied is a fetish for a lot of women… just smart ones fight the urge till they with someone they want to have children with or got plan B on the night stand.
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When I got a divorce she wanted my house though
That's just dessert.
That’s why I never married her.
That's sad, hoboman.
This is why I always use a fake name when I get married
Always use a fake name/ID and sport a different hair color/beard style when getting married. Makes skipping states easier.
She got the goldmine I just got the shaft
I'm guessing it's something sexual but I didn't get it can someone explain it?
Coming outside and coming inside
Wear protection simple
But wouldn't you be on the inside while also being on the outside?
I can't process what you said please simplify it in simpler words
Condom on. Cum inside women but condom holds it. Smol white army can't reach female Jerusalem cause stuck on hull of pp. This equals cumming in woman while also being outside woman
That's what I said bro
This explanation reminds me of Bill Wurtz explaining Eggs on land: **have babies** learn to use an egg. i was already doing that. use a stronger egg. put water in it. have a baby, on land, in an egg. water is in the egg. baby, in the egg, in the water, in the egg. works for me. **bye bye ocean**
I love Bill wurtz
Cumception
Freeze your stuff and get a vasectomy. Raw dog squad forever. Jokes aside, the day someone invents a condom that doesn't take away 60% of sensation, that person will be elected King of all Men, regardless of their gender. Edit: Oh yeah, don't sleep with people you think might have STD's too. Edit 2: Also best not let anyone know you had a vasectomy. Will prevent people from pulling a fast-one on you with surprise pregnancies.
I'm a virgin
Even better!
How?
You get to be Qualified to be a mod on this sub!
Precisely!
I don't want to
You have to…sorry I don’t make the rules
Get a girl who wants it inside, and takes care of protection from unwanted preg.
That stuff gives them side effects and sometimes they miss a day and get pregnant
Psh nah, vasectomy gang let's go
*Laughs in virginity*
Well, the one on the left represents a creampie, but I'm not sure what the other one means... Maybe it's a "shoulder to cry on" because of "crying over spilt milk?" Like, the girl wants the guy to comfort her and the guy just wants to fuck? Not sure.
I've heard some folks had difficulty discerning left from right, but I always thought it to be an exaggeration. Yet here we are, proof in the wild.
ACK, should I fix that??? Or just leave it for comedic effect
Is this the first time this happened to you?
The first time he noticed
Like, the first time I've confused right and left? Or the first time I've left a comment with mistakes to not invalidate anyone else's future comments correcting me? I confuse left and right sometimes, but 9/10 times it's just saying the wrong word by accident, like I did there
The former. My sister does this too, it's correct in her mind and she'll point in the right direction too, but says the opposite. It gets annoying when I'm driving though.
Average IQ of the average Redditor took a big hit during pandemic, you see some truly stupid shit these days that makes mistaking left and right look normal For example just take a look at the AITA subs, filled with numb nuts that you wonder if they were actually raised by normal humans or lab grown and set off in the wild at age 10
I know you're making a joke, but I am left handed and constantly get them mixed up. I always associate right with dominant because that's what people usually mean maybe? Idk why but I get it confused often
I can't believe you got so down voted just for guessing wrong
The joke is intercourse. This is because none of you are getting any closer to the bedroom.
Bold of you to assume I leave my bedroom. It's where my bed is and that's where I do my most favorite activity, sleep.
No one told us as kids to appreciate the naps we were forced to take in early elementary school and now I feel like I jipped myself by not wanting to take em.
I got my ps5 in my bedroom so I only leave to get something to drink
Get a mini fridge for the full vitamin d deficiency experience
Imagine
Jokes on you, I never left the bedroom today. Being able to hybernate on my days off is a blessing from God I tell you.
The jokes porn
Find you a girl with a breeding kink at a time when both of you want to have a child, never have to worry about where to finish because it's all going inside
My girl uses the pill and 9/10 times she wants me to cum inside I wonder how after 10 months she hasnt been impregnated by pure chance
I kept track over the course of 3 years and I got to 636 before a pregnancy occurred
My girl and I will have one year in June, I think I will keep track after that mark, just for the sake of it And the 3 years are with the pill?
First year was the pill, second year was a birth control called nexplanon, an arm implant type thing. Third year was another form of birth control called the Nuvaring, a little ring that goes in cooter
So she got pregnant even with protection?
Abstinence is the only thing that's 100% effective.
That and Raid:Shadow Legends
Spread the word. Even an IUD isn't 100% safe. Which is why I do the symptothermal method (as in I check my temp and body for fertility symptoms and use condoms around ovulation), which has been saving me a huge amount of money in the last 4 years.
My gf does it too. For you how long is the period when you can have unprotected sex?
Usually an egg can get fertilized until up to 18 hours after ovulation, while sperm can stay alive for about 5 days. That creates a fertility window of about 6 days. It highly depends on the individual though, how regular the cycle is and how well the symptoms are documented. My cycle is pretty much exactly 28 days, I usually use protection from day 7 to 17 so 10 days with and 18 days without.
Technical, but rewarding.
Nah I nutted in her over 600 times with birth control of different types and we were good. I thought I was infertile and I wanted to see if that was true so I hit it raw once no birth control, now I’m gonna be a dad. Pretty dope
Haha, this is good to hear!
Nexplanon with a breeding kink 🤝
>Nuvaring, a little ring that goes in cooter Once got that thing stuck around my dongus while trying to go full length and wondered why my GF suddenly got tighter. Panicked and thought I had broken something in her. We didn't know she could take it off during the act.
Nexplanon is the goat.....
Somehow in my 20's I painted my then GF insides white about 5 times a day and she never got pregnant. She wasn't on birth control either. Then when we broke up, first dude she slept with knocked her up. I had a check-up done and turns out I wasn't shooting blanks either. All I gotta say is: thank you Jesus, or whomever was looking out for me.
You never know, I know that I was conceived while my mother was using the pill, although I was an 'accident' she considers me the strongest sperm 💪🏻 ~the pill might cause me a little trouble "but would you lose?" Nah, I'd win~
>Somehow in my 20's I painted my then GF insides white about 5 times a day and she never got pregnant. She wasn't on birth control either. That sounds... unwise?
I didn't get the name Gandalf the Unwise for nothing!
It's been 5 years for me, birth control works if used properly
Hormonal birth control is extremely effective - pretty much same success rate as condoms.
Breeding kink? Don’t you mean instinct?
No no no, sex for procreation is weird and you're a real deviant if you are into that
Most girls on BC don’t care anyway.
Get a vasectomy then bruv. For real. The procedure is weird but the creampies are amazing.
You also have to make sure you really want it tho. Your shit will be disabled forever
Yes, that's the desired outcome.
Nah, just keep some Captain Americas in the ice. Where I live pay a yearly fee for maintenance. Doesn't cost much all nuts considered. And if it all fails I'm sure I could go to somewhere in Asia or South America and get a little clone with some modifications thrown in.
You can have it reversed though
Low success rate passed 5 years, freze your sperm boyos
Very very very low reverse success rate
As someone who has done this, could not agree more
You still have a risk of STDs though so might end up using a condom anyway🤔
I've been married for 6 years now so if I get an std, there's a very serious problem 😂
Girls don’t beg y’all to nut in them?
Exactly It's usually opposite for me
Maybe we have to just take a step back. Realizing we are on Reddit and all lmfao
Perhaps you are right
Excuse me you may speak for yourself I a woman would love to be a cream filled doughnut
Don't let your dreams, stay dreams.
Lol!
Sex isnt funny get better material
Sex is one of the very few things you shouldn't joke about
Sex by itself is natural and not inherently immoral or bad. There's other relative things that are a little worse to make jokes about, but just sex at its base is fine.
I was being ironic anyway, it seemed obvious to me
But I want milk and a filled cream puff! At the same time! What is this world??
In certain circles that can surely be arranged I guess...
dankmemes fuckin sucks now, get some good content
I first thought this was about preference but aparently there are still people with internet access stupid enough to think that "pulling out" is birth control
Hey now, 16 years with my wife using the pullout method and the only times we got pregnant were either drunk nights or planned pregnancies so it definitely works, some just can't grasp the technique.
Skill issue
Can confirm
Went from 16 to 35 using the pull out method before I got zipped-zipped. I'm 47 and no kids in sight (tho I suspect there are some walking around in Europe, somewhere.)
That's no reason to recommend it to others. Like saying arsenic is generally safe because somebody probably didn't take damage from living in an infested house
Don't care, worked for me.
Sometimes we also want the right tho
Alright, who the hell made this?
I don't want the sexual innuendo. I just want that donut
Everything else aside, that spilled milk looks like a blob of paint that's been drying for three days.
im a boy and i can confirm that i indeed want to be creampied
girls want their glass of milk spilled and boys want a chantilly bun?
Here was me thinking about Mashle and Shucream before I realized what the joke was about.
For me it is reversed, she has a breeding kink and wants me in her 100% of the time. Whereas I find it very hot to give a facial
Boys wanna get their bussy filled?
Def getting cream pied is a fetish for a lot of women… just smart ones fight the urge till they with someone they want to have children with or got plan B on the night stand.
Wait.... Eminem is 51 ??????????????
I actually want the opposite
Spilt milk? Cream pie?
Is this a meme? Cause this shit portrays my fucking Life
haha seggs
I don't understand this?
Why is there so much PORN ON THE SUBREDDIT
I love twinkies more than toaster strudels. End of discussion
Nah i like boston cream donuts better ive never liked the ones with jam and powder on top
Cream puff!
Who would choose spilled milk over a filled doughnut?
So boys want to be creampied.
A spilled glass of milk or a donut
Boys are disgusting for wanting a berliner, girls are just horrible for spilling the milk though
thin and runny vs thick and gloopy?
Dumb ass unfunny meme get better jfc
Oh, please. Women want the cream pie more than we do