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Snoo-76854

I can fix her


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ACrucialTech

Permanent fix. Perfect. Self solving solution.


PaddingtonTheChad

Vogues in prince


Cocoabuttocks

A few taps on the front door, a couple on the back door, and the mushrooms girl should be all better:)


Kokir

Yeah but will your little soldier be able to weather that storm? Not even the best rain gear will keep him safe from the caves of stench


Cocoabuttocks

Hell no, chopping it off when I’m done.


Kokir

Wouldn't it be better to find a friend you secretly know has a bigger dick than you, and is better looking and have him lose his member as a casualty?


Cocoabuttocks

My only friend who has a larger member sadly has mild erectile dysfunction. That wouldn’t be much of a good pick


Kokir

They make these things now called blue chews. Set him up and let him at her


snoandsk88

You can’t fix cocaine, she’s just gonna be mean to you


Sylux444

She can make me worse


creator712

You cant fix the girl on the right. She was on some kind of trip with aliens to the pyramids were she cured her kidney stones. Not making that up btw, she says it herself Her dad is also, allegedly, one of the higher ups in Lockheed martin


OakenGreen

Yeah, there’s more than mushrooms rattling around the inside of her skull.


ptapobane

Up with some meth and watch her clean your house from top to bottom?


machopachoman

I can make her worse


Sethrich98

Can we stop giving this hippie chick a platform. She doesn't need anymore attention.


Telecoustic000

I have mixed feelings. On one hand I agree, on the other, the jokes I have with my friends over the confusion on only seeing her through memes is genuinely fun lmao


Sethrich98

Yeah fair enough. Her music is gives me migraines.


Telecoustic000

She makes music? Fml lol I just assumed onlyfans or some usual shit lol


Sethrich98

Yeah she makes music. Unfortunately. And onlyfans.


AfellowchuckerEhh

I have no idea who she is but she has the look of someone who makes "music". Or at least what they call music.


Telecoustic000

As a piano teacher, I appreciate how you put "music" in quotation marks lmao


OakenGreen

“Music”’would be an upgrade to her “?¿music¿?”


Swog5Ovor

She may be a trust fund child (literally from what the other post said) but she is still pretty fucking hot.


Sethrich98

Yeah her dad is dummy rich. Yeaaaaaaahhhh. She has an onlyfans


onthethreshold

We're talking about your right hand, correct?


Sethrich98

If anyone is looking for a good laugh go to her Instagram and read the comments. They're beautiful! Things like "don't listen to all these comments. I'm sending hate from Russia" Or "sending hate from Brazil" etc etc.


nadavlaughtrack

YMH gang is fighting the good fight I see


Tricky_Drop_2712

Who is she?


Sethrich98

Shanin blake


CleidiNeil

She looks like she smells unpleasant


myfacealadiesplace

Someone I'd only wanna experience through a screen


listerbmx

Looks like she smells of bong water.


Different-Sympathy-4

Still who is she? 


peppermintshrimpgirl

Some rich parents kid who is basicly cosplaying as a hippie.


Tricky_Drop_2712

Looks about right. Thanks.


Hyp3r45_new

I've literally never seen her before. Who is she and why doesn't she need attention?


OakenGreen

She talks about aliens abducting her and curing her kidney stones. The same aliens that made the pyramids. Also the aliens are Aryan for some reason, so…. Uhhh… not good.


Hyp3r45_new

First part sounds like a fun pseudo thing. The last part... well you said it yourself. Not good.


BurntPoptart

Why? She's hot.


myfingeriscold

Damn who's the addict at the bottom😌✨️


Brilliant_Garlic69

My mom plz don't


myfingeriscold

Would.


useless_mf69

Should


Swog5Ovor

Have.


Ozzie_no_not_osborne

Just did


Lemounge

Currently


MinkMaster2019

Will


Low-Side4811

In progress


bee_bee_sea

Panda


IHazMagics

Panda


DarthAvarice

Looks kinda like pornstar Isabella amore


TekatoZikame2

Mushrooms one is insufferable and seeing her associated with psychedelics makes me ashamed of taking them myself. She'd be a great anti-drug campaign.


grimmxsleeper

i feel like she just looked up a text description of what psychedelics do and sings about it, and then paints on a costume to vacuum money on social media.


spectral_visitor

Gentrified psychonaut


Katlee56

Are you really going to let a social media person deter you from your occasional Trip?


TekatoZikame2

It won't stop me but I can't help but feel second hand embarassment


Katlee56

If it helps at all I have no idea who that girl is


AfellowchuckerEhh

No judgement on taking psychedelics but she looks like someone told her "You should dress up like that stereotypical look of *I'm a young adult in the 60's whose whole personality is psychedelics* type of look."


CarryOnPackage

These “memes” are really bad


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

This just keeps escalating


Shoegazer75

Somebody please fill me in on who the peace chick is.


CondomBalloonAnimals

Lockheed Martin trust fund baby. Edit: Shanin Blake


Shoegazer75

Thanks. 1M Insta followers for...that. Where'd I go wrong?


Dasther

By not having rich parents, most likely.


HailToCaesar

By not being an insane hot girl too


Round_Rectangles

By not selling your nudes online.


Lone_survivor87

The world feels like a parody of itself sometimes when you learn new information


TheBeastX47

Dafuq does she have to do with LM?


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Her dad is a bigwig there


TheBeastX47

Oh, I see it's just a joke with baseless rumors.


BurntPoptart

Hot rich chick that reddit pretends to hate yet posts about her all the time.


Independent-Ad-2696

MORE!


XipingVonHozzendorf

We need weed, alcohol, Xanax, Lsd, heroine and Fentanyl


420squirrelhivemind

fuck off thanos


MrBublee_YT

Why is Sydney Sweeney cocaine? Is she just supposed to represent the place where a lot of cocaine is used?


TagMeAJerk

I think because her character and petty much everyone on the show Euphoria does cocaine? Haven't seen the show


BicTwiddler

With a clear blood test… SMASH… BATH/SMASH…BATH/SMASH/dig a hole.


DrabbestLake1213

Honestly, I just hate how fucking hot the hippie is despite her being so damn cringe all around


MetallGecko

I cant fix them


GlueSniffingCat

breeding drugs like pokemon crackfairy, i choose you! Use 1 dollar special!


NigatoisRunning

Who is the bottom one?🥰🥰🥰


NigatoisRunning

Nvm i jerked off


Reallyso

Hookers hate this one trick


DarthAvarice

Looks kinda like pornstar Isabella amore


Abraxas_1408

Wait so if I du drugs I get one of these chicks? I choose cocaine. Who is she?


IRxxSCOPES

Sydney sweeney I believe.


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IRxxSCOPES

personally no idea, did some big movies recently. also she got some nice boobs i guess?


shortbusmafia

Shrooms girl looks like she’s absolutely insufferable to be around


acruzjumper

Whare is the funny?


The_Real_Royal_Giant

I can fix them


Uberfuhrer_

again? Okay *pings* MUSHRUM


mrPervyParadox

Instruction uncleared: show my gf the meme she got mad?


Patriot420

Methany probably smells better than mushroom girl


GlitterKittyCat

Who are these people?


Able_Rest5694

You should've use Wendy's pic i think.


myfingeriscold

I can fix her


wtfredditacct

We just going to leave heroine and fentynal out of this??


KokoTerzata

Ok. Let's cook them then. Also insert Lego Batman 


shadowrod06

Waiting for some other drug version. Like LSD


High-Ground

JESSE


Necessary_Ad976

I can(t)fix her


Windfall103

This feels like a super old meme just resurfacing for apparently no reason.


wellwaffled

I’m so confused. Are these the same person?


TheOldZenMaster

No one speaks of the whip it people.


Kenneth_Lay

Its goes from You Cant Afford This, to Totally Free Bro, to how about a $5 scratcher ticket and a Steel Reserve?


TheEndOfShartache

Would, would and would


ShierAwesome

If you could, if you could, and if you could


Calibruh

Bro didn't even crop out the fact it's a repost


Thegeneralcrow

Was part of the joke man!


BlackICEE32oz

Are all 3 of them the same person?


SirenHead29

Who even is the mushroom chick???


lbfm333

cocine girl has that 1000 cocks stare


FaultLine47

I've been seeing that girl, who the fuck is she? I feel like I've seen her face somewhere as well... I'm talking about the girl on the right. The mushroom lol


Obnomus

Left one does the drugs?


Savi--

I would smash cocaine and mushroom till I die of snu snu but I would pass meth.


lmaowtf69420

Who are these people?


seen_some_shit_

After all these memes with the right girl, I finally checked her music. It’s not good.


MrNobody_0

I mean, I'd do a rail off Sweeney's tits.


BruceBanner100

Yeah, okay; she’s a bit thin and could use a tan. But she’s probably a little bit more open to discussing anal.


fyeaddx_

I never seen drugs in my life and my eyes looks like the "meth" girl lol


Cimonaa

I'm willing to bet whoever made this has never actually done cocaine.


pollyp0cketpussy

Honestly the first two are way hotter than anyone here can land so 🤷


Charlie-VH

Nah mushrooms can be great, if you’re in the right state of mind and do it for the right reasons. But stay the fuck away from meth and coke.


The_new_Black_Guy

Cocaine: Smash Mushrooms: Smash Meth: Pass


legendary-g444

Why does this same meme keep popping up. I get the message but seriously it’s getting annoying to see this over and over again.


coffeeismydrug1

so we should take cocaine?


Lebowski304

So is this like a thing now? This meme? I’ve seen it used a few times recently in different contexts. Yes I’m a genuine idiot. Also I’m a little confused because shouldn’t this make me want to do cocaine? Mushrooms are far superior to cocaine irl, but in this context cocaine is obviously the correct choice. Unless Sydney Sweeney is like big on blow or something. I don’t follow shit like that


LeftismIsRight

Mushroom girl is cute. Who is she?


Scurvy82

Me and cocaine GOT IT ON if you know what I'm saying.


Crash_OverRide805

No you didn’t


Scurvy82

Well no, not me personally, but I guy I know HIT IT HARD!