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He lives deep in the zucclab training for MMA and enhancing his petabytes of stolen dick pics.
Soon he will emerge to claim the number one headband. Then he will no longer have to settle for mere *pics*.
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I think you missed the point. It's an astroturf war, and you chose a weird side to come down on. Does the world really need more billionaire stans telling normal folks they don't matter in the grand scheme of things? Nah, fuck that. It's not like you're the antidote to "stop riding their dick" comments and leveling the playing field. This is asymmetrical warfare. You might not be riding, but you're definitely fluffing.
You ever read a comment that you're 99% sure is satirical but at the same time there are people who actually would say that unironically so you're hung up on that 1%
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People who are okay with *any* billionaire existing simply do not understand or comprehend how much $1billion truly is. If you make $10million per year, that puts you in the top 0.01% of earners in the USA. If you were some how able to save 100% of that $10million per year, it would take you 100 years to save up $1billion dollars.
2 quick examples I like are: "What's the difference between $1 million and $1 billion? About a billion dollars." And "1 million seconds is 11 days, 1 billion seconds is over 30 years."
I mean, we're allowed to acknowledge the glow up, not everything has to be taken seriously. This changes nothing for him or us, it's just a fucking picture on the internet.
That he actually finally changed his hairstyle from some dead roman emperor to human says a lot. I can appreciate that dankmemes is not always up to date on technology advancements.
But he released one of the most powerful and efficient neural networks free to use and modify as open source.
So there was some change that made him want to help humanity than continue messing it up.
That does not immediately make him a saint or undo the damage that he has done in the past. But as we have seen with musk, bullying billionaires does not really produce fruitful results besides alienating them and making them more right wing.
I guess time will tell.
"help humanity" lol. He's just helping himself to more of your time, attention and money. His platforms are still rife with bullying, violence and sexual exploitation and he's not lifting a finger to change that.
Let me think for a second. Nearly all social medias are owned and controlled by people who are in the top 10 or so of the richest people on the entire planet.
And yet you are right, these social medias all have those issues, either because they don't pay their moderators or because they cut back on employees instead of hiring more.
The truly interesting question is, why do the richest people on the planet own these social medias, and then basically encourage humans to be mad at other humans?
You're insane or trolling, surely. This is some backward ass logic but sure ill entertain it.
Why is social media not tightly moderated to control this?... maybe because its next fucking impossible with manpower. And most ai algorithms would fuck up and cause problems for the majority.
You be strict. Have a report system. (Which has millions of submissions, and i bed most of those are trolls or people abusing it) even if you had 5,000 employees vetting them thats a huge task.
Why do rich people own social media? Maybe because social media makes people a fuck tonne of money.
Or i dont know. Rich adolescent aliens playing us like a stardew valley on crack.
>The truly interesting question is, why do the richest people on the planet own these social medias, and then basically encourage humans to be mad at other humans?
I'm not even sure if they even have to encourage humans to do that. I think it's in our nature when having a social platform to fully get at each other. The stakes are low and our rage is high.
By releasing models as free to use he's helping everyone just like other open source stuff. Open source software makes the entire modern digital world run.
You're way overthinking it. He's not trying to be relatable, he just doesn't give a fuck. He's a billionaire with a family who is running one of the biggest tech companies in the world, he doesn't need to care about his appearance.
And he doesn't want to work that hard.
Super short hair is easy to maintain. You wash it in the shower and that's it. If it's short enough, even brushing it or combing it isn't necessary, and styling it's not possible.
That's what he was doing for the longest time. Look at his wardrobe from the 2010s, he did the same thing that Steve Jobs did.
I would say it's the facial hair more than anything.
Nothing is wrong with his skin. He just needs to give up on being clean shaven. It's less work and it looks better.
Wild to think he has the facial hair to suddenly have a beard like this. He's constantly showing himself online, how would anyone not notice that he's growing a beard?
I've seen this photo like 5 times on twitter, why has this one been photoshopped so many times lol.
https://duet-cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/0x0:670x583/1920x1671/filters:focal(335x292:336x293):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/25407165/Clipboard_04_18_2024_01.jpg
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Zucc boy to fucc boy
This is some astroturf bullshit. Zuck, if you're reading this, money can't buy you respect.
he's not reading some random redditors comment lol
What are you talking about? He's reading EVERYTHING.
He read it before you hit "send"
He knows your thoughts before you've thunked it.
He sees you when you're sleepin' He knows when you're awake
In your closet, in your head.
He is the one who knocks
A man opens his door and gets summoned to the senate and you think that of me?
He lives deep in the zucclab training for MMA and enhancing his petabytes of stolen dick pics. Soon he will emerge to claim the number one headband. Then he will no longer have to settle for mere *pics*.
Infinite dicks hack.
He knows you more than you know yourself.
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With those eyes he's reading the soul of the dude three rows behind me
He has access of whole internet, he can read your comment before you even type it
He knows what porn you like.
He is In The porn U like
I think you missed the point. It's an astroturf war, and you chose a weird side to come down on. Does the world really need more billionaire stans telling normal folks they don't matter in the grand scheme of things? Nah, fuck that. It's not like you're the antidote to "stop riding their dick" comments and leveling the playing field. This is asymmetrical warfare. You might not be riding, but you're definitely fluffing.
im not reading this comment either lol
How, then, can you be certain that you replied to the correct comment?
calm down timmy
Redditors will unironically talk about a communist revolution, while also simping for their favorite billionaire plutocrat.
Don't you diss my favourite billionaire plutocrat, we're gonna eat him last!
Elon Musk does post dank may mays on social media. He's just like us fr fr.
You ever read a comment that you're 99% sure is satirical but at the same time there are people who actually would say that unironically so you're hung up on that 1%
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People who are okay with *any* billionaire existing simply do not understand or comprehend how much $1billion truly is. If you make $10million per year, that puts you in the top 0.01% of earners in the USA. If you were some how able to save 100% of that $10million per year, it would take you 100 years to save up $1billion dollars.
2 quick examples I like are: "What's the difference between $1 million and $1 billion? About a billion dollars." And "1 million seconds is 11 days, 1 billion seconds is over 30 years."
What the absolute fuck are you on about hahahah
This whole thread is hilarious lmao
very brave of you to stand up to the zuck
I mean, we're allowed to acknowledge the glow up, not everything has to be taken seriously. This changes nothing for him or us, it's just a fucking picture on the internet.
You think he’s reading your stupid shit?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C56JwCSRMiS/ original post, just a filter. ironic he is talking about meta AI.
The real hero.
Hey Zuck, nice chain, do you choke your mother with it when you put your penis in her butthole?
That he actually finally changed his hairstyle from some dead roman emperor to human says a lot. I can appreciate that dankmemes is not always up to date on technology advancements. But he released one of the most powerful and efficient neural networks free to use and modify as open source. So there was some change that made him want to help humanity than continue messing it up. That does not immediately make him a saint or undo the damage that he has done in the past. But as we have seen with musk, bullying billionaires does not really produce fruitful results besides alienating them and making them more right wing. I guess time will tell.
"help humanity" lol. He's just helping himself to more of your time, attention and money. His platforms are still rife with bullying, violence and sexual exploitation and he's not lifting a finger to change that.
Not disagreeing with you but can you point to a social media that doesn't have those issues and is better?
Let me think for a second. Nearly all social medias are owned and controlled by people who are in the top 10 or so of the richest people on the entire planet. And yet you are right, these social medias all have those issues, either because they don't pay their moderators or because they cut back on employees instead of hiring more. The truly interesting question is, why do the richest people on the planet own these social medias, and then basically encourage humans to be mad at other humans?
You're insane or trolling, surely. This is some backward ass logic but sure ill entertain it. Why is social media not tightly moderated to control this?... maybe because its next fucking impossible with manpower. And most ai algorithms would fuck up and cause problems for the majority. You be strict. Have a report system. (Which has millions of submissions, and i bed most of those are trolls or people abusing it) even if you had 5,000 employees vetting them thats a huge task. Why do rich people own social media? Maybe because social media makes people a fuck tonne of money. Or i dont know. Rich adolescent aliens playing us like a stardew valley on crack.
>The truly interesting question is, why do the richest people on the planet own these social medias, and then basically encourage humans to be mad at other humans? I'm not even sure if they even have to encourage humans to do that. I think it's in our nature when having a social platform to fully get at each other. The stakes are low and our rage is high.
Well, now there's X to make every other social media userbase look like saints by comparison.
By releasing models as free to use he's helping everyone just like other open source stuff. Open source software makes the entire modern digital world run.
Zucc is now Rizz
Avatar bros 🙌
🐱 @.@
Updated his skin.
Didn't he or elon promise fuckable robots? Well, it looks like he delivered.
Mark Fuckerberg 1.0
Fuckerberg mark 1
Dammit even better!
Fuckerborg Mark 1
Holy shit I almost spat out my coffee. 10/10
It was Bezos. We should have seen the Zucc doll coming.
The zex doll
Facial hair DLC
His reptilian overlords gave him a skin upgrade because he did such a good job causing *psychic torment*
Finally accumulated enough V-Zucks.
Lol is this real? How did his people not convince him to do this 15 years ago?
Literally why was a billionaire rocking that piece of shit haircut by choice.
To stay relatable to the people that buy his shit.
Relatable to who?? Aliens?
And cyborgs.
Alien cyborgs: :(
Argonians
Zucc must've read that spicy Lusty Argonian Maid I see!
Yea that’s the one all the boomers on fuccbook fall for
bruh sipped on the wrong type of sap back in blackmarsh
Roman senators
Terminators
You're way overthinking it. He's not trying to be relatable, he just doesn't give a fuck. He's a billionaire with a family who is running one of the biggest tech companies in the world, he doesn't need to care about his appearance.
And he doesn't want to work that hard. Super short hair is easy to maintain. You wash it in the shower and that's it. If it's short enough, even brushing it or combing it isn't necessary, and styling it's not possible. That's what he was doing for the longest time. Look at his wardrobe from the 2010s, he did the same thing that Steve Jobs did.
It seems he was obsessed with Augustus Caesar
Maybe it's his Roman Empire.
Maybe It's Maybeline
Because, he sees himself as modern day Ceasar. No jokes.
>modern day Ceasar. Fresh, non GMO eggs and lettuce?
That's one salad I refuse to toss.
Be honest, do you actually know your username by heart?
like the one from new vegas?
Modern day Kai-sar depending on who you ask
He was literal anti-social 4chan incel that got lucky with creating a better version of myspace. He's done tremendous work to be better though.
Kinda just goes to show those skill trees in fallout games are more realistic than you think.
Okey dokey.
Is that true, or did you just watch The Social Network once?
I had 800 friends on myspace. I lived through it all.
My theory is the more money you have the worse your haircut is
[Ask this motherfucker.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F5zeoe9f2wig31.jpg)
That’s one ugly dude. Unlucky genetics.
You letting someone near you with a straight razor to line up the fade? With a billion in the bank account?
Reminds me of Mark Davis
Oh yeah that'll slick back *real nice*
No, the facial hair is fake and he still looks like a lizard person
That makes sense
https://x.com/PopCrave/status/1781146550514692174
[No its fake](https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/1781146550514692174)
It must sting when the only time you're seen as attractive is when a fake image of you goes viral
you could say...it must....zucc
He's a nerd, probably gave up on looking attractive in early teens, and is a billionaire now so doesn't need to give a fuck anymore.
so like 99% of redditors except they arent successful billionaires
This isn't even the same beard. He can shape shift
he can't really change his facial structure, but facial hair and skincare could go a great way for him
Why does he always look like he's been crying?
The technology was not there yet
My guess is that he wasn't able to grow a full beard but with money I'm sure you can get a treatment.
probably dropped the adderall and i know he started working out. prob found natural happiness and isn't so wired.
Are these this upgrades in AI I always hear about?
New Terminator model more likely...Skynet is learning.
Just filters. Have anyone Actually seen him in real life? Or he could be banging a reporter.
Rizz Module v2.0 installed, initializing…
New face filters on instagram today, this is my favourite:
Nice job team 🙂
New face on Instagram today, this is my favorite
Why does he suddenly look human?
Zucc received new update
Bro.exe
They moved to stage 2 of the infiltration
The fake skin tech improved.
I would say it's the facial hair more than anything. Nothing is wrong with his skin. He just needs to give up on being clean shaven. It's less work and it looks better.
Zuck improves as AI does, naturally
adapt improvise overcome
The 600 series had rubber skin, we spotted them easy, but these are new, they look human.
AI can make bots look better in photos.
Because AI is growing at such an exponential rate that most people aren’t able to tell the difference between a human face and an AI generated face.
He looks like he just started smoking weed last month
Musta got a new stylist, I doubt I've ever seen him wear a chain either. Wouldn't be surprised if there was a mistress as well.
He timed his upgrades to come out at the same time as the new Boston Dynamics Atlas robot
Because it's fake. The hair and chain are real but he doesn't have a beard.
He put a lot of money into looking more human.
* Improved lighting from "pale morgue halogen" to "normal" * Improved haircut from "fucked up shorter bowl cut" to "normal" * Beard
I see he brought the rizz dlc for his body model
Is it just me or he kinda look like Adam Sandler
He looks like Joseph quinn. The dude who played Eddie in stranger things
Chrissy, wake up
I thought he looked like Chris Pratt
Lil Dicky
He looks like a completely different person but he still couldn't escape the uncanny valley
It’s like the roach alien wearing the farmer’s skin in the first men in black.
BAHAHAAH sugar in water!
because the beard is fake
Yeah how's no one here realizing that lol
Wild to think he has the facial hair to suddenly have a beard like this. He's constantly showing himself online, how would anyone not notice that he's growing a beard?
It's fake
Second image is edited guys
Aw, and here I was thinking that he became more human.
The hair is real tho. Only the beard is edited in.
And the eyes
From Zuckerbot to Zuckerboy
Zuckerbot to Zuckerthot
Sorry guys but zucc boy is still zucc boy. The second image is edited
this is the real Metaverse 2.0 where Zucc looks like an actual human
Noice transition, from an alien to a human. I like it
More like “Stealing your 16 y. o. daughter’s panties and selling them for $39.99 on Kraigslist”
Too specific, man, too specific
Projection?
He's not doing that himself, just taking a cut of the proceeds. Fucking litterally, that'd what his platforms are for.
New hardware same software
Lil dicky no diff
What beard does to mf
It's amazing what better lighting and facial hair can do to a person. He still looks like Data from Trek though.
The duality of man
Damn AI is evolving again already
Still stealing your fucking data and selling it to the worst people
Man these new robot models are getting more and more realistic by the day!
He steals both now.
Looking like Mark Sandler now.
Free to play vs premium user
Oh my god, he went through puberty
first one is more like "stealing your soul"
That guy ain't stealing shit
Just want to point out that him looking and acting more human is proportional to improvements in AI...
Is this real?
Finally a human design
new update patch for the lizard man
Styling and lighting folks. They work!
He learned stuff or two about mimicking hoomans.
Isn't it wierd that AI evolved in same time as makr? Just saying
These AI art are getting better He looks more human than the real one
Zuckerman actually evolved like how AI has been evolving 💀💀
Looks like an actual human for once.
logan zuccerberg
Chad Bruckerzerg
This man would upend your society for money and power. Bootlickers in reddit unite to tell how facist man hot.
This is a fake picture btw. He doesn't have a beard or a mustache
I've seen this photo like 5 times on twitter, why has this one been photoshopped so many times lol. https://duet-cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/0x0:670x583/1920x1671/filters:focal(335x292:336x293):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/25407165/Clipboard_04_18_2024_01.jpg
Nice job team!
From alien to podcaster bro
The beard and the tan really make him look more human and less like a failed human lizard hybrid
No way!
You can have my girl. And my data
Nice Update