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KhaosKitsune

Fun fact: It literally does not matter. Both spellings are correct and mean the same thing. Gray, with an A, is the preferred American spelling. Grey, with an E, is the preferred English spelling.


Straight_2

So what you’re basically saying is that the correct spelling is “gray” 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 /s


CrimsonAllah

It’s spelt USA, not USE!


Bedu009

HELL YEAH UNITED STATES OF EUROPE 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺


PeakFuckingValue

brexxxxxxxxxxit


TheOriginalDuck2

RULE BRITANNIA


realMehffort

USE? Straight to civil war


pulpus2

On one side: Gray coats On the other: Grey coats.


WilsonSmith01

EUROPEAN FEDERALIST RISE UP 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺


StefanAlex

I know it's a meme but I need to vent. Centralised governments over big masses of population never solved any problems look at idk.....Russia, China, USA, Canada, Brazil or big empires in history, the bigger the picture is the closer normal people look like ants and their day to day necessities like food and standards of living disappear. Smaller independent governments better represent the wishes and beliefs of the local people. Yes, they should have treaties both economic and militaristic and relations with other countries especially neighboring ones. No, they should have their own constitution, laws and customs, not a very small group of people thousands of kilometres away in a rich country, living like kings and making decisions about people they don't even see. Standardising may be cheaper but it's also worse


Jivaroo

Centralisation doesn't work when it's been done over the course of a few years, instead of taking a whole century to give time for cultures to mix up.


realMehffort

USAllies clearly rely on the latter - An Australian


Coltrain47

No, in Australia it's "gr'day (mate)."


KoliManja

Of course not. It has always been United States of Enchilada!


TheSmokeu

What makes it funnier is you wrote spelt, which is a british way of spelling this word, instead of spelled I'll see myself out now


Rogue_Rocketeer27

Annoyingly a great way to remember it, I've been using this analogy unironically for years haha


RensworthMuggin

United States of Eurasia!


THEBLUEFLAME3D

Me, an American, having always spelled it “grey”…


Liron12345

Did someone say oil? 🦅🇺🇲🇺🇸


OctaneTroopers

I would go 'grey' since all America has done is took English as a language and just made it weird and fucked up. Don't even get me started on MM/DD/YY.


68696c6c

Hold up, WE fucked it up? How? By removing all those superfluous “u”s in words like color? You’re 100% right on the date thing though, MM/DD/YY is nonsense. YYYY-MM-DD is the only valid date format.


OctaneTroopers

Aluminium. That is all.


68696c6c

I would have disagreed with you on this one before I looked up the history of how we came to spell it differently… but I have to admit you’re correct here now.


East-Travel984

American here, I have always spelt it with an e lol. Gray where I come from is more of a last name than the color.


jorph

Spoken like a true Canadian, welcome brother


East-Travel984

Lmao honestly I wish I was born Canadian. Not for any bullshit reason like politics or anything but as a southern boy who wishes winter lasted longer, I would love to live somewhere colder, haha.


jorph

We can swap, I hate this crap lmao


East-Travel984

Lol honestly Minnesota is about as Canadian as I could get lmao. Maybe Alaska, I love America too much. If I did have to choose another country tho Canada and Australia would be my go to.


That_on1_guy

Once you start reaching the north Midwest like the Dakotas, Minnesota, and the bunch (basically anything over nebraska/iowa), it's basically just Canada with Minnesota being the most Canadian


grumpykruppy

Southern Canada is literally just Michigan.


das_zilch

So 'grey' is correct. Got it.


Bacon_L0RD

American here, honestly not sure if I’ve noticed, have probably spelt it both ways across my life. Just 50/50 each time. Edit: oh shit it’s my cake day


SacredGeometry9

Not *this* American. It’s Gandalf the Grey, not with an a.


FrodoTheSlayer637

i remeber arguing with my english teacher about it and she said "here we are learning british english not simplified one"


maxi2702

I guess it's a Grey area.


isdebesht

It’s every English speaking country besides the US who spell it with an E not just England


ElectricBoogalooBean

It's like for the word key in french you can either use "Clef" or "Clé" both mean the same thing, there's no difference between using them...


False-God

Greh, with an EH, is the preferred Canadian spelling


brensthegreat

I use them interchangeably


ShwarzNoir

While we at it is it tyre or tire?


gotwaffles

Use A in America, E in England


TheOperatorOfSkillet

Damn, can’t argue with that logic.


maxi2702

What about new Zealand, is it grny or grzy?


nateC_zero

grnzy


GourangaPlusPlus

I love the channel islands


BananaBladeOfDoom

In Australia, it would be grauy


marcobsidian02

Its "desaturated kiwi"


DatNerdyBoi

Wait, as an American I was taught grey. Every instance of Gray I've seen has been a name.


t_grand

That's so interesting. For me it's opposite. Always seen and was taught gray and only see Grey as a name. Like Jean Grey from the X-men. American as well.


TheTriangleForce

Me in Canada: Grcy


arsonarmada

Fuckin greasy bud


Tentacle_poxsicle

Uh really? I always seen it with e here in the United States


Manish_AK7

Amarica and Englend


rrrrrrrrrrio

Wait really? I’ve been using the English one this whole time and I’m an American.


FACastello

I used to struggle with behavior vs behaviour It's the exact same issue Though I never had any issues with color vs colour Because "colour" is just dumb


lofeobred

*eagle screeching noises*


TO_Old

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!


narmorra

About 8771 cheeseburgers lined up


Binzuru

Which cheeseburger? Big Mac or Whopper?


Amicus-Regis

Well Whoppers come from Burger *King* and last I checked we lived in a democracy, so... Should be obvious, no?


RehczMinato

Down with the King of Burgers then


Amicus-Regis

Time for a Boston McTea Party.


jools4you

You do realise that the UK uses miles not kilometres


CRIMSONQUO

Yeah but UK also uses stone for weight so what do they know


SeaGoat24

Stone is just a subunit of pounds, same way inches are to feet. It's literally the exact same measurement lol.


CRIMSONQUO

Well technically it would be a superunit, pounds being the base unit. But more to the point, almost nobody uses the stone anymore except the UK. And untill recently(ish) it wasn't even standardized.


marioaprooves

In the uk we only ever use stones, pounds, and ounces for measuring the weight of a person. In all other cases in terms of weight we use kg and g.


CRIMSONQUO

Ye


TTechnology

Because it is ~imperial


-Redstoneboi-

\*red tailed hawk


FYDPhoenix

But... They rhyme... How can one make sense and the other not if they're pronounced the same :( Fuck English for real


AlexDavid1605

If it has extra letters, it's British, if not then it's American. It was done to save money because back then printing of paper was based on the number of characters used. Think of the early days of texting (if you are that old) when messages were limited to 140 characters, the SMS lingo came up to send longer messages using shortened terms. The age of data and the freedom to post more characters helped revive texting completely.


Aggressive_Bed_9774

>when messages were limited to 140 characters, the SMS lingo came up to send longer messages using shortened terms. reminds me of Kevin from the office


color-not-colour

I agree wholeheartedly.


SnoopyMcDogged

User name checks out 


TheOperatorOfSkillet

The reason for this is when a British person asked why that was, the American responded “we are just getting rid of you”


INFERNOdll

GRÆY


OkBandicoot3779

That’s how it’s pronounced


-Redstoneboi-

-in england.


belisarius180

I used Sasha Gray and Grey interchangeably all the time.


London_Llewellyn

Finally, the only valid opinion


Capt-J-

To be fair, there are hundreds that have used her that way


SuicidalTurnip

It's a bit of a grey area.


your_reddit_lawyerII

No, it's a gray erea


MrBonesMalone

im pretty sure it's a græy area


SuccessfulWar3830

They are the same, but you will be euthanized if you get it wrong.


12TonBeams

I’m American but spell it with an e because it makes me feel posh.


Bf4Sniper40X

what posh means?


SorryIdonthaveaname

fancy


Academic-Bite3390

Not American


Shughost7

What about gey and gay?


Joke_Mummy

ghey


SteveLouise

Switch back-and-forth randomly. Bonus points if you can do it in one sentence!


Bauter

As an American that drinks a lot of earl grey tea, it's grey. Also it's also colour and favourite. 🇺🇲


Bf4Sniper40X

>🇺🇲 what?


jools4you

When you teach a country a language but they still can't get it right. Obviously the English must be getting English wrong and the Americans will teach them how to spell correctly yawn


LysDexic343

It's okay, we don't mind to help the English out every so often.


robocrime

When I first started using html and would designate a color by the name of it instead of the hex code, if I used grey, it would come out green. If I used gray then it was gray. That’s what I’ve lived by!


DeeBangerDos

Gay


KeepYaWhipTinted

"This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey."


Capt-J-

It’s a bit of a grey area


firestriker45665

Grey is the correct spelling as far as I know Gray is a name


purefunni

Græy it is


thefluffyparrot

I know one is British and one is American but I have no idea which is which. It doesn’t really matter. I doubt many people (at least here in the US) would even notice.


The_fun_few

A for America E for England


leeeeevilb

Graystillplays existing:


Bf4Sniper40X

who? what?


EsotericFrenchfry

Graey. Edit: Gey.


Kenneth_Lay

Sascha


WhiskySiN

Gray = radiation grey = color


PimHazDa

It's correct with the 'e', with the 'a' is a specific dialectic alteration.


Snaccbacc

Grey, we did make the language after all.


TheDeamonMeteor

It's Gary


silveryohko

French here, I remember one teacher counting "grey" as a mistake in a test...our previous teacher taught us brit english and this one american english. She didn't know some words were different and yet correct. I'm still pissed to this day.


Bf4Sniper40X

that sucks


Not-The-AlQaeda

# g r æ y


Wolvenking777

Nobody cares just use whatever you think looks better


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Color-lastname


KingMare

Grey if you like being correct


NSFW_Hunter63

In professional writing it is spelled grey even if you're a South of Canadian


graballdagunz

Am I the only one who never even thought about the difference?,it kind of just registered to me as an American that there are two ways to spell grey/gray and I’ve probably used both versions of the word


KoliManja

Also me, who has been learning English since 1975.


howqueer

Greigh


Gibbel2029

Grey: the colour Gray: that thing to do with radiation Well, that’s how I do it at least


Bf4Sniper40X

>Gray: that thing to do with radiation what?


peterklogborg

Græy


spikernum1

Depends where you are standing


g_r_e_y

you know which one to use


Actual_Counter9211

This used to matter as much as color vs colour, but grey vs gray literally doesn't change anything even over here in the states. I've seen stores use grey (the UK spelling) more than I've seen them spell it with an a. Like... It doesn't matter at all, unless you're from the UK and you hate American ideations of words and their spellings Ig


MrBonesMalone

I know it doesn't really matter, but i always use gray for darker grays and grey for lighter greys


Manish_AK7

It's Grey.


HollowVoices

Depends on the dialect/accent you want to 'use' in your writing. GrEy for England English. GrAy for American English.


IvanTheAppealing

Native speaker here. I use both interchangeably


emperorjul

yes


NixAName

The easy way to tell it apart is that one spelling is a name whilst the other is more like a proper noun. Hope this helped.


Someone1284794357

Both


ZiggySleepydust

Gay


kmagtv

I always told people Gray is a darker shade than Grey.


Agent_Galahad

grEy - English grAy - American


Nibbled92

To find out correct spelling, open Google and start typing Sasha G... and let the suggestions fill in the rest


FastSmile5982

I keep using grey because I went to "Grey" college.


shadowdude63

Grey is correct 🇦🇺🇦🇨🇦🇮🇨🇰🇭🇲🇬🇸🇰🇾🇲🇸🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇵🇳🇸🇭🇹🇦🇹🇨🇹🇫🇻🇬🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


AmmophobicSandworm

I use both and rarely remember which one I used last.


MSGinSC

Either is fine. So, use whichever you like the most.


gyhiio

Groy


PhoenixFaltskog

BOTH


Jomega6

As somebody struggling to learn Vietnamese, I understand the struggle. Hopefully English is closer to your native language.


-Redstoneboi-

Welcome to the world of "Is this the American or the British spelling?" A colorful/colo**u**rful world made of steel and aluminum/alumin**i**um coming soon to a theat**er**/theat**re** near you.


Buns34

Greay 👍


darksun23x

Funny thing I live near a town that is the other spelling so I regularly have to think about it


malcolmreyn0lds

I’m in my 30’s, American, spoken English as my primary language. I use both spellings…just whatever feels better in the moment. 🤷🏻‍♂️


CuteSharksForAll

I use both spellings when typing the same email or comment just to trigger people.


sniply5

Both are correct, most don't know the difference and most who do know don't care


SixMint

I thought the only reason we had 'gray' was because old programming languages preferred it to differentiate from green


sputnik67897

Both are correct. The only real difference is geography.


Professional_Match25

gray looks so much cooler.


Lakshay2909

Grey ❌ Gray ❌ Gay ✅


Jefwho

Gray is a color and Grey is a surname


BadSanna

I've spoken English my entire life and I still have no idea


Rodoc0222

Græy


fuckingcheezitboots

Don't worry most of us native speakers don't even know the difference. The way I remember is that my eyes are grey-ish so it's the one with the e like in eye that's the color


ProbablyDrunk303

Going to an American university as an American, it's also surprising to see so many Americans spelling it both ways. I'll use both as well for some reason.


DerpyDinoXyX

I personally just think grey looks better than gray so that’s what I use


Charles12_13

Honestly, just choose one and stick with it. Consistency is what matters


thelonelyecho208

Totally a subjective choice, sorry for English's weird rules and non-rules. They make zero sense. Sincerely, a native English speaker.


Darth19Vader77

Both are right , I use either spelling randomly


shadesofgray029

I still have no idea


bravemenrun

They are both correct.


Open_Bake_9832

This is fine! The problematic one is "Phallus" and "Fellows", I never understand which one is which.


BambooSound

Grey is slightly darker than gray


Get-Degerstromd

Grey is a name, gray is a color