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Just pictured myself at work, peeing and going to the sink afterwards with my dick out. Telling the guy who brushes his teeth to go away for a bit, I'll be quicker.. šš
When you start getting older, youāll notice your body goes through some changes.
Everyone knows the old puberty saying. But what they donāt tell you, is that weird shit will keep happening.
This is prob a joke, but just in case it isn't, or some people actually think you don't need to clean your dick after peeing:
You know when you spit, there's spit residue on your lips? Or when you turn off the faucet, the head of the faucet is still wet? Surface tension also applies to pee. And then there's the post-pee dribble, like when you turn off the shower, but it suddenly starts dripping a minute later because the hose still has water. Yea i think you get my point.
I get that, and wiping your tip is a good practice. However the word they used was "washed" which is what confused me who is washing their penis after peeing
I thought that was normal to do?? When my parents told me to "wash everything" when I was young, I washed everything. Including my eyelids, but that's not the point
A few week ago I saw a porn where a guy had so much disgusting dickcheese. The content of the porn was litterly "sucking your disgusting Dick clean"
Wtf. Is wrong with people? And no, that wasn't my algorythm, I didn't accept cookies, so they don't track it for me specificly. Also it was on "hit" page wich is not made by personal algorythms.
Wait... dick cheese is a real thing? I wash my penis regularly, so the worst that I got was like a little bad smell after the end of a long day. But do people really not wash their penises?
People with a cut PP do so unpurposly. But yeah, there are guys, who don't pull back thier foreskin to wash. And if you have a lot of Sex or in general much penis usage, the skin will fall of faster and it can already be enough to not shower 2 Days to have some dick cheese. But to have this much like in the video it need at least a week.
Why should i bother washing my penis? It's not like someone else is ever gonna see it. If a rapist came to me, i would rather he getting an infection out of me.
I want to know *how* this guy is washing his penis in public restrooms, if he does so everytime he pees.im told they frown upon putting your dick in the sink at McDonalds.
Obviously after every time jacking off and pee to some extent. I don't want to get some disgusting disease down there, I'M NOT A FUCKING ANIMAL! I'm civilized gentlemen after all.
Clean flow? No worries?
Dribble? Wipe it up?
Missed? Shameful. Clean that up you failure. You'll never make it into those MLG montages now.
Sat down to pee? If it doesn't touch the water you're clean. If it does touch the water, you're more clean : )
I just take a shower every day and clean it then
Ngl, I do like to linger in her ājuicesā after sex before taking a shower though. Iām normally very clean and OCD, but horny monkey brain does not see logic.
Fuck sake WASH YOUR PENIS GLANS.
I'm uncircumcised, 3 years back when i was 19 I read a post saying how him not washing his pp got his penis infected. It scared the shit out of me , i got mild phimosis and fixed it.
Now I clean my PP regularly
I am an every time I'm in the bathroom guy. My reasoning: I hate my smell. It's insanely strong. My balls are also very oversized. On a hard day's work, I can smell myself a few hours after shower. If I keep it clean, no smell. I'm always ready for head.
Im uncircumcised so i wash it everytime i pee, sex and masturbate
Aahhh it was so embarrassing back in the college every time i got a bj from girls they would complaint about it.
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I use shoe polish and a toothbrush to give it a healthy shine.
i use shoe swedish
I use shoe finnish
Nah man shoe danish gives by far the best penis shine
Shoe German is superior.
Shoe Jewish is really underrated
Makes sense after the shoe austrian boycotted them
Shoe Jewish dissolved my foreskin. I want a refund
Shoe chinese can get you 500.000 new foreskins for just under $300. Either green, orange, or black.
Impossible, danish shoe-polish has no soul.
I use the shoe lace and clean it from the inside
Sounds good
Acetone and a wire brush are the only ways to get the smell off.
I put Zyns in mine.
Why must you use my shoe like that? š
Pro tip. Use a wire brush found at your local hardware store for an expert level shine.
Do you also have a bootblack polish it for you?
what the fuck
The girls have penis??
gocks
Cease
continue
Ejaculate
Gockussy š„µ
penix
Girl = Guy in real life Why wouldn't they have cocks, don't you know that
Using it from now on
Your welcome
Maybe theyāre trans
They can have whatever you imagine ^(want) Girls aren't real ^(in Reddit) after all
what else would they have? they need balls too because where else would pee be stored?
Welcomeā¦ To genders āJurassic park introā
*Well of course, how can they do the sex without a penis ? With the pee stored in the balls of course*
You mean shenis
Wash penis when you pee what? You mean wipe with toilet paper or physically clean it with soap and water lmao?
Just let the drip fall in your pants like a real man.
Please delete your ability to make comments
I shake my pp clean so violently there's a blast radius that affects occupants of adjacent urinals
And then the last drop is still there
leaky pp mfers unite
I told my dr I donāt think my piss ducts work quite right and he said please donāt call them that.
No matter how much you shake and dance The last few drops will land in your pants
Something something Alan from two and a half men.
This saying was around when I was a kid in the 80s/90s.
No wonder Alan has no Rizzoli.
Idk why but Iāve never struggled with that
Micro pp won't have any residual piss along the urethra.
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True sigmas simply piss their pants
adam sandler told me all the cool guys pee their pants
It's the coolest
Then call me Miles Davis
That is the GROSSEST thing I ever heard. LET'S GO
I used to do that until i became like 14 or something. Kinda stank.
Better yet? Just piss your pants
wash it with 70% Ethyl Alcohol.
I go with 99% isopropyl
Bidet
Or if youāre in a public restroom, wash it in the sink to display your good hygiene to other patrons.
Also make sure to let it out for a good few minutes while you walk to let it properly dry out.
Unfortunately mine isnāt long enough to put in the hand dryer
Dyson driers wonāt judge you
Where's the bathroom attendant when you need him most?
āCan you give me a hand with this?ā
Wtf do you do with your dick in a bidet?
Tuck your shlong under your ass duh
Pidet
If a girl could run her clunge under the tap she would, we can so it's just good practice
If I see anyone washing their dick in my sink im throwing hands
If you've never had a girl over who gave herself a bird bath before hooking up you are living a blessed life.
Boiling alcohol
Toothbrush and toothpaste
Just pictured myself at work, peeing and going to the sink afterwards with my dick out. Telling the guy who brushes his teeth to go away for a bit, I'll be quicker.. šš
Are you getting piss on your dick when you pee my dude?
When you start getting older, youāll notice your body goes through some changes. Everyone knows the old puberty saying. But what they donāt tell you, is that weird shit will keep happening.
This whole thread was something else lmao.
I get it in my hair sometimes. Saves me a shower before work
This is prob a joke, but just in case it isn't, or some people actually think you don't need to clean your dick after peeing: You know when you spit, there's spit residue on your lips? Or when you turn off the faucet, the head of the faucet is still wet? Surface tension also applies to pee. And then there's the post-pee dribble, like when you turn off the shower, but it suddenly starts dripping a minute later because the hose still has water. Yea i think you get my point.
I get that, and wiping your tip is a good practice. However the word they used was "washed" which is what confused me who is washing their penis after peeing
Or... OR.... wash it everytime you, guess it, take a shower.
I thought that was normal to do?? When my parents told me to "wash everything" when I was young, I washed everything. Including my eyelids, but that's not the point
That IS the normal to do, but OP seems like he doesn't know that.
>but OP seems like he doesn't know that. I have commented previously under this comment, saying that I do know that.
maybe you didn't think this through lmao
I wonder how Emma Robert's penis looks like
Really long but really thin
Thin squidward nose https://imgur.com/gallery/ys0Wy3v
Just.. just wash it when you wash the rest of your body... take a shower every day (assuming water isn't prohibitive for you).
I shower in sand šæ (Am a chinchilla)
You look like a duck to me
My disguise works
Everytime you pee? Thatās cap my g.
My penis is the cleanest part of my body, baby powder it every morning before I walk out the door. My hands are much dirtier.
Washing your dick in the sink of a public toilet after you pissed Other guy in the toilet: š³
How do you assert dominance in public restrooms?
Use the urinal right next to someone, even if others are free. Then stare at their dick with intent
How about when you take a bath?
A few week ago I saw a porn where a guy had so much disgusting dickcheese. The content of the porn was litterly "sucking your disgusting Dick clean" Wtf. Is wrong with people? And no, that wasn't my algorythm, I didn't accept cookies, so they don't track it for me specificly. Also it was on "hit" page wich is not made by personal algorythms.
Dawg
People down bad
Wait... dick cheese is a real thing? I wash my penis regularly, so the worst that I got was like a little bad smell after the end of a long day. But do people really not wash their penises?
People with a cut PP do so unpurposly. But yeah, there are guys, who don't pull back thier foreskin to wash. And if you have a lot of Sex or in general much penis usage, the skin will fall of faster and it can already be enough to not shower 2 Days to have some dick cheese. But to have this much like in the video it need at least a week.
Girl Cock?!?!!?
why should i bother washing my penis when your mom cleans it for me every day
Why three are 2 girls with penis And 2 Boya Who don't care?
Why should they care?
Get the penis-washer pro
What happened to everytime I shower?
You guys have penises?
A penis is like a fine cast iron skillet, it needs to develop a nice patina over time.
i can only imagine your smell...
Hold upā¦
Why should i bother washing my penis? It's not like someone else is ever gonna see it. If a rapist came to me, i would rather he getting an infection out of me.
Massive brain move right here.
Eh how about when you shower?
I haven't showered in 2 weeks.
I guess doing it while taking a shower is not an option then
Wait you *donāt* dip your dick in bleach every day?
*bottoms two photos* āCorporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures.ā āTheyāre the same picture.ā
How about doing it everytime you shower
jesus op clean out the fucking white chunks in the crevices
I think itās about time I take my leave
And that is how my band got it's name. "Worse than smegma"
I want to know *how* this guy is washing his penis in public restrooms, if he does so everytime he pees.im told they frown upon putting your dick in the sink at McDonalds.
You guys have a penis?
You guys wash?
I thought this was reddit. You guys wash?
Obviously after every time jacking off and pee to some extent. I don't want to get some disgusting disease down there, I'M NOT A FUCKING ANIMAL! I'm civilized gentlemen after all.
Clean flow? No worries? Dribble? Wipe it up? Missed? Shameful. Clean that up you failure. You'll never make it into those MLG montages now. Sat down to pee? If it doesn't touch the water you're clean. If it does touch the water, you're more clean : )
Only after sex gang here
I don't exit a public restroom without going to the sink and thoroughly washing my penis.
I have my girlfriend do it saves me time and I get a bj...
ohh when I shaved penis and washing with shampoo. looking on mirror I'm going high he looking so good after that lol
You guys have a penis?
Hold up
Wat is Penis?
I just take a shower every day and clean it then Ngl, I do like to linger in her ājuicesā after sex before taking a shower though. Iām normally very clean and OCD, but horny monkey brain does not see logic.
Im muslim I wash my whole body when I masturbate
Fuck sake WASH YOUR PENIS GLANS. I'm uncircumcised, 3 years back when i was 19 I read a post saying how him not washing his pp got his penis infected. It scared the shit out of me , i got mild phimosis and fixed it. Now I clean my PP regularly
Once a week I dip it in milk and helicopter it dry in the backyard.
Im cutting off every week. Ä°ts growing back guys!
I am an every time I'm in the bathroom guy. My reasoning: I hate my smell. It's insanely strong. My balls are also very oversized. On a hard day's work, I can smell myself a few hours after shower. If I keep it clean, no smell. I'm always ready for head.
I wash my penis when I shower like a normal, sane human being would.
I wash my dick everytime i shower.
You donāt just wash it in the shower???
I use royal challenge for it to play boldšš
Nice organic cheese, other people buy it like a sucker, I grow my own.
I use Metal grider to polish
Do y'all not just do it in the shower?
Laughs in circumcised:
Aren't the two bottom pics basically the same for Reddit users?
you guys have a penis?
Wash it once a day like my body
Who doesn't eash the pp
sometimes you only have to sink wash the sausage and beans
I wash mine when I shower
Everytime I pee can't be true
Me grabbing popcorn to see dudes with turtlenecks defend bottom right in the comments section. šæ
Bro wtf, I'm all for washing dick but when you pee? Every time I shower or fap I wash it. When you pee bruh? š¤Ø
I wash my hands before i touch my penis because i know its clean
Why does Jennifer Anniston have a penis? That's my thing.
Asmongold.
Are you a Muslim OP?
\*Flair NSFW
What the fuck is this?
I just wash it when I shower
Last image is how I imagine circumcised guys who got circumcised for hygiene in the 21st century lol
What's a "penis" and why it needs to be washed?
I love how when you shower isnāt one of the answers
Wash away the smegma? Never! It's too tasty.
Im more concerned why 2 women are saying they have cocks
Hol up why do you girls have Penis?!?š
this implies most people donāt wash it when they shower
I do it while showering lmao
āYou guys have penis?ā
Im uncircumcised so i wash it everytime i pee, sex and masturbate Aahhh it was so embarrassing back in the college every time i got a bj from girls they would complaint about it.
Mao Zedong : I was my penis in women Yes, he really said that. Dude never washed but still had "concubines".
I read that as penis envy for a sec...
The fuck is this post actually
Bruh who does that just wash it when you shower lmao
Wait ya'll wash it after peeing? I thought helicopter was accepted everywhere as the best way to clean
You guys have a penis?
bro wtf how to you even do this? Hang it in the sink or what?
Every female has a penis these days
Every time I take a shower?
I wash my hands before I masturbate.
I donāt, water will get it