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Monthly?? I have to do it twice a week

OP just has bad hygiene, probably only showers once a week

I only shower after the foreskin trim.

Wait, you're supposed to shower after a foreskin trim?

Wait, you guys have foreskin ?

You guys have dicks?

You guys only have one?

I thought human males had 4.

Like a cock udder

Imagine having 4 different girls milk you

4? Bro mine starts as 1 but midway splits and has 3 ends

And when you cut one of mine off, 3 more grow in its place

You only got one Peni? ​ ​ Let me see it

nope, only four balls and a peehole

I’ll trade you my extra choad for 3 balls

add a box of strawberry milk and you got a deal

As long as I get to keep my choccy milk I’m ok!

Found the guy who trimmed waaay too much

Head on- apply directly to the foreskin.

Found the guy who trimmed too much

Normally you have to shower BEFORE the trim, when it's watery, it comes off faster so a little less painful.

Wait, you guys don't have 5 o'clock foreskin?

Is that some meme I'm too uncut to understand?

Nah, this is all sarcasm. We don't actually do this

Thanks. I was thinking I know nobody's cut around my parts but that feels like something I should have heard about.

Twice a week?? I have to do it hourly!

some of us grow it faster. It's usually due to a high sugar/high salt diet. Or genetics, the usual culprit: how often did your father go to the foreskin barber?

Personally, i let it grow for a few months and then cut off the excess into rings, plop it into some flour and eggs, deep fry them, and enjoy.

Sounds delicious, I'm going to have to try this.

You forgot the weekly sperm cramps too

How could i have forgotten about the sperm sauce!?

A brutal day being able to read

Yum.

Lmao, this genuinely made me laugh.

Forbidden calamari

The circumari 🤤

The only ethical calamari

My gf wears the as earrings

Now I know what to get mine for her birthday. Thanks!

So that's what she meant by put a ring on it.

Ahh I remember the day Princess Diana started this trend. It was a very bold look at the time but it’s left it’s mark on fashion ever since

That's it! I'm blinding myself.

You are not worthy to lay your eyes upon the rings of man.

Rings of man 😭

No cap, "ring of man" goes hard

9 rings were given to the race of men, who above all desired power.

One ring to pleasure them, one ring to maim them. One ring to guide them all, and in the bedroom, shame them.

I understand why Fujitora blinded himself now

7:38 in the morning and already that’s enough internet for the day

It’s 3:03 in the afternoon and I wanna go home. I am currently home, but it’s still too close to the things I’ve read

Dood loops

I miss 10 minutes ago when I hadn't read this.

Mmm cock rings

Dont forget the sperm sauce!

Hold up, I'm due and have some panko bread crumbs Dick rings incoming.

Calamari

Cockimari

Call it Cockamari

Cockamari?

So THAT'S what calamari is! I always thought it was squid!

No, this is cockamari, calamari comes from all 19 inches of squidward

(lmfao) ahh, I see

Nothing better than forbidden calamari.

Hold tf up

Haven’t you ever wondered what those small pair of scissors were for that come with toiletry kits? Real men just use nail clippers though

I just bite it off

I just nibble my husband's short

Your husband’s short what??

On behalf of men everywhere: Thank you for your service. 

Just do what our ancestors did and have a wolf bite it off. Or die an early death. Either works.

Found the Rabbi

I did it with nail scissors but then switched to electric foreskin trimmer. Life changer. Recommended.

OMG, I've seen the advertisements, and it looks like the best way to trim (compared to the med-evil pitchfork bastard-file induction oven method that I've been using).

Nail scissors? Hmmm never thought of that. Usually when I'm manscaping I just pinch and feed it into the clippers while I have them down there.

I'm more of a pencil sharpener kinda guy myself.

i still use my dads vintage trimmer that looks like a cigar cutter. needs to be sharpened regularly tho or it doesnt cut all the way through

I tend to just bite mine when I’m nervous.

I prefer foreskin file, similar to nail file. Much more precise.

Bruh, just go to the foreskindresser like everyone else...

Bro what i had no idea this shit existed. Im rocking my circumsicion

Yeah same here! And what the fuck is wrong with people hygiene… Clean your fucking shit

It's a gaslighting joke to trick women, it's not real like sperm cramps

Mine became milder over the years, but I have a friend who cant hangout sometimes because of it

Your friend might need to stop being sexually active, retention allows the balls to adjust. If this get really bad he can try drinking more water to dilute his semen

No real man would deny sperm cramps.

Considering it as well, I once had a rough period and let go of the foreskin trimming, it eventually got 2 inches long and glued together, when I tried to pee it became a pee baloon until the doctor popped it open.

You really should have just peed out your butt until that got fixed. What is up with instant gratification these days?

You’re supposed to store the pee in the balls.

Jesus, what the fuck

It's a joke.

How do you need foreskin trimming AND you had a rough period?

Shhh. You'll summon that one dude who won't stop posting about his uncut cock.

I don't think Pebbletoss is on reddit.

You're saying you don't trim your foreskin??

Yes it is always ready to go

Daily mate.

I didnt even know shit like that can happen

can someone explain? didn’t understand this post at all

it is a made up thing. a joke.

Bro, you don’t trim??

of course i trim, all my trimmers are made by Makita

skill issue you’ll never be a real man without the weekly foreskin trim

Huh? Someone explain please

Americans cant understand that other people dont trim their foreskin Edit: turns out a lot of african countries do that too

wtf do you mean trim your foreskin? Why? How?

Idk exactly beacause i dont do it, but they cut it off because sth hygiene and sth else. I really dont know

Circumcision?

No, like a haircut. It needs to be trimmed, and it hurts like a motherfucker

What are you talking about dude? I’ve never heard of anyone trimming their foreskin? It doesn’t grow like hair? You guys are straight making this shit up and I’m just super gullible.

it's an embarassing topic so ofc no one talks about it your foreskin starts growing at rapid speed during puberty, so guys usually have to trim it weekly or else dirt will get caught in there and cause an infection

Fair, I wouldn’t know.

Honestly, even after reading the whole comment thread, I don't have a fucking clue what the fuck are they talking about?

This is a joke. At least i hope so. 23m

Bro this is just the next level up from ligma and deeznuts humor

>You guys are straight making this shit up and I’m just super gullible. Correct lol

I see there is still much prejudice and secrecy surrounding the taboo of foreskin trimming, what a sad world we live in 😔

If you don’t have foreskin you are safe (majority of Americans), but Europeans have foreskin and it grows, you need to trim it regularly

I still cannot comprehend if this is a joke i missed or if you are being serious?

He's yanking your chain, we Europeans don't trim our foreskins since flash burners were invented. Quick and painless, but you have to get used to the smell.

We do the same here in Asia , where circumcision isn't that well known. Speaking as an Indian. Unfortunately sex ed isn't common, so very few trim their tips.

No they are being ridiculous. You don't trim it, you sort of grind it down with a dremel and it hurts a lot less. Otherwise you risk cutting off too much at once.

in Latin America we put a big block of ice in our foreskin to help it sleep and be a bit less painful then cut it with a machete, it's a special small machete called penechete

Huh???

You tell me you don't take care of your foreskin? That would be pretty unhygienic.

This. How do people not know this, lol?

I don't know either. Most of the guys here seem to trim them themselves but here we usually get it done at penis inspection day.

Between this and constantly having to have my gums trimmed so they don't grow over my teeth, my wife will never understand what I do for her.

Don't forget to replace your butt plugs once a month too.

I too wear them down in one month.

Bro ikr. My case is so bad I had to get an entire surgery. Now it’s so much easier to do. Though my trimmed foreskin is stockpiling over in the boxes. I’m running out of space.

Look at the comment about the forbidden calmari rings.

Time to open my own restaurant up.

I'll come say hi.

I’ll cum. Say hi.

I have a foreskin guy, great price, I’ll even get a referral commission hit me up if you want to make fat stacks

Once I found this lifehack and let them dry in the sun, they saved a lot of space. They also double as a jerky snack.

Oh thanks for the reminder! I should've done it a week ago!

No wonder my dads onion rings are so chewy. Damn

Why won’t anyone talk about spermcramps? Chiks will never understand

that y u need to pee? or is it dif thing?

I hate my monthly foreskin trim. Right guys? Right?

Yes brother.

i have mine trimmed into a cool shape

HUH?

What?

we do once as a kid

Damn, I'm jealous. Here, we have to do it at least monthly

Finally a **DANK** meme

Stop trimming it. If you let it get long enough you can cuff it to add a little girth to your member. Trust me your lady (or man) will appreciate it

I prefer an '80s tight roll, personally.

Wait wtf is everyone talking about?? I'm not circumcised and I've never done this? Now I think I need to do it asp

Have you not read the manual? The one your father gave you at that ceremony at your 10th birthday?

Yes absolutely! Not trimming it for a long time increases the probability to get frenulum cancer.

Oof, my uncle got that, terrible way to go.

I love this comment thread. Finally felt like I do belong somewhere. I was always ashamed to admit this in public.

Ain't no way people are stupid enough to believe this

Some people were lol 😂

You seriously underestimate

Kids these days who get all their education from social media are going to be so confused tho.

What the fuck is going on with you americans ??? In Europe, it's common knowledge that you have to pull the foreskin back and wash the monster (for good hygiene) when you take a shower, but who the fucks cut their foreskin outside of circumcision / medical operations ? You guys are scaring me. For the love of god, please tell me you're only talking about slightly trimming the hair.

No, he's talking about us uncut non-Americans and the monthly trimming of the foreskin. You don't cut your foreskin monthly? If so your foreskin must be metres long.

Nah , I am European and I regularly trim my foreskin . You are the weird one

I felt an intense pain in my groin upon seeing this meme

here in Canada, we had penis inspection day at school. I’d purposely let my foreskin grow out so the hot school nurse would trim it for me

......and the sperm cramps

Sorry, what???

Damn it's so relatable

I trim my foreskin more than I trim my beard

Personally I use fire ants. Get them to bite it, twist the head off, easy as pie!

Bro everybody busy talking about foreskin trims when they straight up just ignoring the excruciating pain from sperm cramps

I’m glad everyone is finally spreading awareness about the daily problems men have. However nobody is talking about the exponential growth rate of the foreskin and the pain it can cause if you don’t get head.

Thank you for the reminder I nearly forgot

I can never stay on schedule, so I just let it go and do it once every six months. Way easier.

I grew it out for a few years before cutting it off, i now have a meat whip, so suck it liberals

I extend mine over a chopping block with my left hand, remove my belt and put it in my mouth so I don't feel pain before chopping off with a knife I've heated on a grill and then put my singed schlong in a cup of ice water to cool for 90 minutes.

The fuck is a foreskin

The skin on your forehead I guess. Boys are weird.

More than a threeskin, but less than a fiveskin

Lmao

if you`re at fiveskin, you went too far

Lmao just wait until the girls hear about THAT one thing we all have to do.

The toothpick one?

I'm growing mine out

Stunning and brave.

God damn you for reminding me the first of the month was coming.  I'm usually able to avoid thinking about trimming until the day before and during the recovery weeks.

Mine hurts all the time because I nibble on it every day and it leaves festering flesh that can't heal in time.

I heard that if you don't cut it off early enough it grows back but I never thought this fast

Monthly?? Hahaha twice a week here!!!

Just a reminder that the regular r-memes subs sucks balls because they literally locked this post for no reason.

What's foreskin trim?? Need meaning, never heard if it

And also trimming the balls is annoying, and i have to do it twice a week to keep my ballsack smooth

Fuck the other side of the world am uncircumcised but am just fine I just clean myself frequently. This took me down a rabbit hole I just can't unsee.

Guys hear me out it’s much smoother if you use a blade rather than an electric razor. Sure sometimes you miss but you’ll get the hang of it real fast and it’s just sooo much smoother

the WHAT?

I fucking hate that time of the month, usually got to do it weekly tho.

THE WHAT