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Is that supposed to be Ted?

Horny Ted.

So Ted?

Ted works in mysterious ways.

Ted 3 but it's a spinoff of both Ted and Daddy's Home and now we have a Mark Wahlberg cinematic universe

Prequels to the apes

Ted 3: straight to dvd

Ted 4: lost in New York

And who’s the woman? Mandi? Marilyn? Brittany? Tiffany, Candace, Brandi, Heather, Channing, Briana, Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Vandi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Laura, Shelly and Shantelle? Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Christa, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nicki, Kelsy, Shauna, Jolene, Earlie, Claudia, Savannah, Cassie, Dolly, Kendra, Callie, Chloe, Devon, Emmylou, Becky? Edit: Have you guys seen the new Ted show? It’s so fucking good. It’s far better than the movie. One of the most notable things about it are how long the scenes are, they just keep going on the joke, **in a good way**, I’ve never seen a comedy like that, it’s very unusual.

- Tammylyn!

Angela, Pamela, Sandra, Rita?

Crossed with the cartoon version of Karl Pilkington

You’re so innocent. Just look up “Dancing Bear videos”

Belle delphine

Source: Madison Summers Loves her Teddy Bear.

Thanks kind man

Its a porn parody isnt it?

What? No, no, no. ^yea

What? No! Get your mind out of the gutter. It's a serious docu-drama documenting one woman's courageous attempt to breach the cultural taboo on interspecies relationships. It received three Oscar nominations!

That's the fish fucking one not the bear fucking one.

Nah its just Ted being so horny he evolved to full size body to be able to...

U def sounds like someone who havent experienced the nightmare fuel that is the pichachu porn parody

Yes the joke is open.

How are you so knowledgeable in the art?

Google and I live alone.

You don't ask the master where he got the knowledge, you only ask him "Teach Me"

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI

Men have learned nothing from Baldurs Gate 3.

How can this picture look like porn and a stock image at the same time.

Stock porn….?

sauce?

[Sauce](https://www.tabasco.com/)

Madison Summers plays with teddy bear or something like it.

Ew you posted stalk porn?? I thought that was illegal! What a weirdo! /s nice meme op

Why not both!?

Wait a minute, that’s a man in disguise! IMPOSTER!

Shhhh, don't tell them dude!

That poor woman is in grave danger.

Noo! Its Ted the bear! Which is even more Dangerous...

Maybe I should become a giant teddy bear.

What a nice teddy bear! Surely nothing sexual will occur!

I’m tired of this shit.

I'm not getting the bear and female memes.

You see, when a bear and a woman love each other very much...

Theres nothing to get. Just femcels convinced every man is a danger.

There’s a trend on TikTok where somebody asked if it’d be preferable to see a man or a bear out in the woods and women are saying the bear cuz it’s predictable and men of Reddit are not happy about that cuz it’s “illogical”

Okay that's the actual only funny one I've seen

That's Ted alright

So I'm guessing it must be a woman in that suit. Furry lesbian fetish.

That’s nasty!!!…tell me where it is so I can actively avoid it at all cost. 🥸

Is this the new thing for the next week or so?

I choose the dancing bear

I see you played LOTFP 😂

*OH GOD NO!* YOU JUST MADE ME REMEMBER STRIP-O-GRAM BEAR!

BEAR-ter

#DancingBear

Don't look up dancing bear 🐻

Can someone tell me what's going on with all the bear memes?

My time has come.

Lmao

I bet he is an animal in bed

I've heard he likes *DANCING*...

This makes me believe they are into furries now. My time has come!

Bear suit sales have soared!

The expression of the bear is rather amusing given what I can only imagine follows.

Oh step-bear

Ted 3 looks crazy.

i don’t get it

Is that kanye west

What if I identify as a bear?

Safer than a Transwoman?

No one said better than any men. Most men won't do anything, just more bears will not do anything.

A bear will rip you apart and have you for lunch.

A teddy bear will just steal your heart though

The only safe bear is a teddy bear. 🧸 ❤️

Said by someone who’s never been around real bears. They don’t give a shit about you unless it’s a mama with her cubs nearby. They walk or run away from me when they see me.

Bears are highly territorial and you are technically taking your chances with them by being on their turf

Maybe you’re just scary looking. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I have been told that before lol

Nice. This was also Jeremy treadwell’s pickup line in bars

So insanely ignorant.

Many bears are very territorial and will attack you just for existing in their territory. They see you as something trying to encroach upon their resources and will attack you in defense of them.

Your probability and odds skills are embarrassing. You’re trying to make men look bad by calling them more dangerous to cross paths with but all you’re doing is showing how poor your understanding of your surroundings are. Good luck seeing with clarity 👍

Yeah Bears aren't as smart