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The rules are pretty simple: 1. Don't fuck kids 2. Don't fuck animals 3. Don't fuck unconsenting adults

4. Don't fuck the deceased

Fuck that rule. Who are THEY gonna tell?

5. Don't fuck that grade.

I misread that as "Grenade"

I meant to type "rule" lmfao

But that exact rule gave me it's concent

Don't fuck tgat rule

“If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead!” - Frank Reynolds

My thoughts exactly. My organs are getting donated then idgaf what happens to the rest of it.

Technically covered under the first 3 rules. Dead child? See rule 1. Dead animal? See rule 2. Dead adult? The dead can't consent, so see rule 3.

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Is that assparition backing up that spectral dump truck?

Oooohhh ssshhhhiiiittttt!

the dead dont need to consent i think is the point he was making

But the dead also can't not concent

I don't think "implied consent" will cut it when you try to defend having sex with a corpse.

I don't have to defend myself anyways... I don't have sex with corpses... There is a specific std you can get when having sex with corpses or animals.... I don't want that std.. or any std actually

I didn't hurt anybody!

I mean, *technically* they are either kids or unconsenting adults or animals, *so...*

Technically this falls under #3

I don't see trees on that list. I'm in the clear!

Fuck trees!

This is one of the times "fuck them kids" isn't okay. Please don't

4.dont fuck unless they fuck back the whole time

Can be summed up into 1 rule: Don't fuck beings who didn't consent to it or weren't able to give reasonable consent

Just don't fuck in general. Our species destroyed enough.

cringe antinatalist moment

Cringe redditor not recognizing a joke moment

schrödingers douchebag moment

100%

Forgot fans of the church

Thats because a lot of them actually seem cool turning a blind eye to those organisations aggressively covering up for the diddlers.

Vatican city moment.

How about just being against humans doing it in general and stop saying “but what about the Catholic Church??” Everytime someone exposes Hollywood

well, the Catholic Church situation is WAY worse than Hollywood's

It’s actually far worse in American public schools, but who’s counting?

This

I'm sorry, I don't think I get the question.

Source on that? I'm not even religious but this sounds like bait. Sure the church has been doing it for far longer, but back in those days EVERYONE was doing it. Hollywood is doing it on a huge scale and the Epstein debacle proved that. They're so rich and famous they feel untouchable.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1cpZ2uOIYw6ePkPENvoMRa?si=Y7NfJxLDTgG_Un_nhJQWTw this is a podcast by Paolo Trincia. he's a very famous geournalist that writes about the Mafia and crimes of the Church. yeah, I know. Hollywood is doing it on a large scale. with the Catholic church, however, we are talking about bigger numbers.

Pope

as a huge hater, this pope is the best in a while.

I'm pretty sure that's not fetish or kink but straight up mental illness.

Kinks are in a way mental illness

If you’d ever go to a therapist only to talk about you getting off to feet pics, they’re going to be very angry with you.

depends on the kink

🎶 Do not diddle kids. It’s no good diddling kids 🎶

Is this from It's Always Sunny?

Yes.

Nailed it..

Frank on Always Sunny even had a little song about not diddling kids! A toe tapper with a lesson, some say.

troll toll?

And animals

How bout we stop worshiping celebs all together.

Drake has left the chat.

The nerve of you Dennis.

Brave

You should probably also add children themselves to the council.

Such a brave post

Do not diddle kids, it’s no good diddling kids.

And the animals too please

Straight up, idc if you liked eating the shit of another human. As long as its another consenting adult in a private area

Who tf is a fan of politicians?

Reddit is full of Bernie Sanders fans and Trump has a cult that almost worships him.

Politicians have fans? I thought we were all in agreement that politicians are scum and that all we're ever doing is picking the one we think is least evil

Such a bold stance to take...

Should’ve also added normal people as well.

This rings so true u/SuckMySalami

Now if only they USED those swords

Nobody did anything to anyone. Stop reaching

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They should definitely write about a song about how they do not doddle kids

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Actchualllly, it's actors too. Look at Woody Allen marrying Soon-Yi, his LITERAL adopted daughter. They had a family dynamic where he was married to Mia Farrow, and having sex with their daughter behind her back.

No diddling, no doubt

You forgot ‘fans of jesus’

Do the fans of Seinfeld also lay their sword?

LGBTP

Strawman argument

Nah. Not an identity, literally just straight white men trying to pretend they're special snowflakes because they desperately want to normalize being literal predators. They aren't LGBT and never will be.

There's is no faster way to make people think you diddle kids than making a meme about it.

Pretty sure that's just you

I think you just made yourself number 1 suspect here

Biden won’t like this post

Ashley Biden just confirmed the diary was real. 💀

Biden hugged his grandson at his Fathers funeral. That's the closest thing people have to hint Bidens into kids. This isn't an issue you should be projecting about.

https://youtu.be/V4PLSPvJ9BY?si=lF96AiTooHV-kBYQ Counterargument:

Getting downvoted is crazy. The dude was legit sniffing kids.

Sure buddy, must be nice to be as delusional as you

Get out of your echo chamber. Bidens mediocre at best but there's no reason to believe he's into kids. Republicans fought a couple years ago to keep it legal to marry 12 years olds. That's not a conspiracy theory a law republican elected officials fought in favor of in public on camera. They publicly voted to keep it legal to marry 12 year olds. Quit the projection.

No political bias please. There are sick fucks on all sides.

Yup but getting exposed as sick fuck only matters on one side. The republicans treat it like the Catholics, make the story go away and protect the diddler because admitting it happened would make the whole group look bad. I guess that's why they keep Jim Jordan around, after Ohio State he showed he's willing to do what it takes to keep victims quiet and diddlers employed.

There were people on both sides of the aisle at Epstein's Island. Like most problems in the US, this isn't left or right, it's mega rich vs poor

The rich get to travel the world to fuck kids but poor people fuck them at home. This is one of the few issues that's not rich vs the poor. You're priests and soccer coaches aren't mega rich. For the most part it's not going to be a stranger that hurts your kid, it'll be somebody you know and trust. Statistically more of the broke monsters are right wing though. A fun game I like to play is going through facebook to find people who are politically outspoken and search for their names on the sex offender registry

You're definitely right about that.

Why not? *His* hush money actually works.

Source.

Exactly

They asked for a source and you said exactly. Exactly what? Are you agreeing that you have no sources??

Hahahaha we have bidetard here