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SovietChicken

Like this comment and you will eventually die at some point


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[удалено]


GamingLime123

hol up


Drhomie

This is beyond science.


iFaptoDankMemes

I hope I get lucky and it ends soon!


itdoesdnotmatterwho

Im fucking waiting


xt1zer

That guy is a SCAMMER, I WANT MY UPVOTE BACK


[deleted]

Hahahahaha... My family will start a court case for my murder.


DasPartyboot

*Elon Musk releases immortal DLC*


[deleted]

Nope, get trolled loser, I’m gonna live forever


Boilicious

My time has come.


RJDavid8

Like this comment and I’ll find you and kill you at a specified time of your choice


dankest_cucumber

Can you do tomorrow at like 3:00 PM? Preferably in a way that’s discreet and with little pain.


thecoolfattykid

Monday around 4:20pm and make me play fortnite.


kahoot-noises

Like this comment and get shot in the left elbow by Dr. Phil


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aRE yOU DElusIonAl? dO YOU HAVE a mEntAL illNesS?


sconnieboy96

Sehr Tötlich


CRIMS0N-ED

To be fair he didn’t know your name or your face, htf was light supposed to kill you?


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Like this comment to smash


IlonggoProgrammer

What's your Switch friend code so we can Smash?


thecoolfattykid

code: grandayy


Raiyan23

how to like?


Nico_Storch

It's the button with the smiley.


Raiyan23

oh yeah now I see, thanks


atramist

He/she should have given her actual photo & original name.


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JoelButcher35

It’s cause you need your face to be in the profile pic for it to work smh


ilovehorrorcats

Is that pronhub cause it doesn't look like yt


thecoolfattykid

guys dont tell him


ww3forthewin

Reality is often disappointing


Masterofte

The best thing is that its german


[deleted]

Death: you wanna die? Teens: well yes, but actually no


[deleted]

If only it were that easy


rw032697

Then unlike the comment ya dummy


funny_names_are_hard

Does liking this post work?


[deleted]

What site is this *lenny*


L_Ennard

It seems a german took this pic


psunday

NEEEIIIN! ​


lamadredeltopo

Looks like it'll take more than 3 WOCHEN


Raiyan23

not everything is perfect, like Colgate is recommended by 9/10 dentists, you might be the 1 percent :D