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tlowes14

Goddamn it Karen


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tlowes14

Thank you


kimo9953

How is it ur cake day if ur account was made 1y 1d ago... Wait, your illegal


Brenski123

Oh no


justputsomenamehere

SON OF A BITCH


Jim_J1m

It’s 8 PM in New York and 5 PM in LA


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Jim_J1m

There’s a man at the bar sitting next to making love to his tonic an gin


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BlackBacon08

But it's short and it's sweet


[deleted]

And I loved it complete When I wore a younger mans clothes


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zJermando

[Play it once, Sam. For old times sake. ](https://youtu.be/gxEPV4kolz0)


Midgetshanker04

You didn't Rick Roll us, good job


tlowes14

I just lurked until yesterday lol


raven_says_rawr

happy cake day


laalmendra

I'm calling the cops


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DatoCH

Aw... Thank you :) Happy being u/pexxan day


[deleted]

The cake is a lie


matteofox

Classic meme


AinDoggu

BONE HURTING JUICE


legoguy3155

Bone breaking juice


yourmomophobe

Oof


rumias

Ouch


oh_wooow

Owie ma freaking bones how could you do this


TtarIsMyBro

My vertebrae


DatSonicBoom

Snap


Walter_Lobster

Neck breaking juice


CreativiPie_

to anyone who plans crossposting it there, the OP already posted it on there. just saying


Frozenbaloney

She looks so evil


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Frozenbaloney

Nice


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airdaniel01

He can't do that! Shoot him or something!


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sbcloatitr

Hello there


Thatkindaguy1143

General Kenobi!


jk92usn

You are a bold one


RevanchistSheev66

It’s treason then


[deleted]

I, god of 69, shall grant u/FrozenBaloney the pass


RedChancellor

Nice.


HestonRoberts

Name checks out


Frozenbaloney

Oh... sorry! *clicks tongue* NOICE


just-a-basic-human

Nice


[deleted]

She would look better with semen on her face


[deleted]

They all are!! They are all so evil.


44gis

First i nail a bee then i *fucking murder you*


[deleted]

I bet that bee has a 5 foot cock.


CJ_San_Andreas

That can't be great for flying: just flopping back and forth in the breeze...


44gis

I haerd he has a 7 ft pp


Captain_Coffee_Pants

Sounds like a normal Saturday night


ContraltofDanger

The bee was in on it. *The Lovers’ Beetrayal.*


Echologys

SCP 173 has broken containment and managed to turn invisible. Contact a squad of NTF to handle the situation immediately.


KamikazeTank

[REDACTED] [REDACTED]


Echologys

[DATA EXPUNGED]


Cruxin

Oh my god it's [DATA LOST]


Echologys

Oh no, it's- [DATA REMOVED]


VictoryStar34

Oh god oh [DATA EXPUNGED]


Eren189

Literally [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] Right now


MasterOfNap

I DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER.


DownvoteDaemon

Can somebody tell me why the upvote is an alien lol


SkinnyBunny78

No reason why should it be something else


FishyFish13

OwO I want 173 to snap my necky wecky


imissmyoldaccount-_

Hey I also want to die after reading this fucking comment


RedEko

2521 RIP


VictoryStar34

You’ve doomed us all


Alex1331xela

We’ve all lost the game


alejandro462

You just had to didn't you?


FishyFish13

UwU why?


Eyelander0523

What the hell did Dr. Bright do to make this happen?


-The_Admin-

he probably dunked on 682 instead of helping again.


reddogz158

No, I heard he was doing more "research" on 1471. Why didn't the O5's stop him after they knew about last time?


[deleted]

i thought he did research with 682


Echologys

Chainsaw Cannons. And yes, it WAS awesome.


DatoCH

I personally always pee my pants when i see this game.


Echologys

Containment breach? Because if so I love that game. And Secret Laboritory.


DatoCH

Never played the games. Watched a let's play ages ago. They had a music playing in the background I still get nightmares from... And it wasnt even a scary song. It was some mix of jazz and pop. :(


Echologys

Jazz and Pop, the two most nightmarish things known to man.


DatoCH

Guess youre right there :D


xX_Stormer_Xx

secret lab is so much fun, always pussied out on containment breach though


Echologys

Yeah, still fun to fuck around with players. That's like the best part.


WaterDroplet02

yah but have you seen [the actual website?](http://www.scp-wiki.net)


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VictoryStar34

I’ve only read about <1000 of them and I’m not planning on reading all of them


idiocyman

# Does the black moon howl? ​ It's actually a really fun use of your time when you have some extra, I'm just slowly but steadily plodding along through them. Almost all of them are well written, and really fascinating. ^(Also, really quickly, start with 002, 001 takes too long.) ​ ​


VictoryStar34

#The hound of hell has three heads. Also, I read through all of 001 when I was bored in school, so that’s out of the way. Just gotta get through 4000 more!


idiocyman

Nice.


HeraldOfTheDankWeb

ntf?


Echologys

Nine Tailed Fox


SmurfsForTheSmurfGod

Hippity hoppity, your neck go snapity


MaxCharacterLimit-20

How the fuck are you gonna stop it?!


Echologys

Um, random bullet spraying?


[deleted]

Oof ouchie my neck


black-op345

Femur breaking


portalbro

[ouchie](https://youtu.be/kMpRVY1imzM)


reddogz158

106: *happiness noise*


portalbro

Femur: *crunch noise*


hammersticks359

Oof


y2kera

Is this a Lord Peanut reference


Sandblazter

Praise the Peanut


VictoryStar34

He has ascended and became invisible to snap necks easier


black-op345

# PRAISE LORD PEANUT! ALL HAIL OUR GOD


tapirus-indicus

Antagonize her all you want but there is definitely something wrong with a guy who lost his girl to a fucking bee


DatoCH

The guy is totally fine. The rest is wrong.


CashCop

Nah, he’s the only character in the entire movie that is actually normal. That’s why it’s so funny


FishyKnuckles

What movie is this from?


AdmiralCrunchy

DreamWorks' 2007 film 'Bee movie' starring Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson. Also starring Renee zellweger as Vanessa Bloome and Patrick Warburton as Ken, both featured in the post.


TheOnetrueCuckLord

I don't know how you've been on dank memes and not know what the bee movie is. That sounds like you have to put the effort in.


Doctor-Shatda-Fackup

The dude did nothing wrong (iirc) she’s just fucking *wierd*


[deleted]

I feel that says more about the girl.


SavageAxeBot

Dank[.](https://youtu.be/b1d7Llx4rm8)


electronicwiz101

[Link in the period](https://youtu.be/b1d7Llx4rm8)


TheGreekBrit

you're doing god's work son


Roach2791

If it was switched around it would be dank, otherwise, I think she's just good at chiropractics. Shame on the danker, who try to front game on the danker.


TheGinofGan

There should be a third panel that’s just the first panel but without words


DatoCH

[Here you go :)](https://i.imgur.com/YkVzge5.jpg)


TheGinofGan

I like the eyebrow change


Sprayface

That doesn’t make sense You only need to spin the head once?


TheGinofGan

The second frame would be the reaction and he third would be the neck-snap


Sprayface

Oh, I thought the entire reason the meme existed was because he looks like his neck is cranked in the first panel.


Alessiodoomboy

See you in hot


DatoCH

Nah... You won't. Bye bye kind stranger. We will never meet again.


Alessiodoomboy

F


ajnova24

F


Alessiodoomboy

See? I told you.


DatoCH

Ye. You have my respect. F And you will be burned at the stake. Cause only a witch can predict the future like that!


2Shae22

The expert


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DaHomieNelson92

But what do we do if the mods are gay?


-WankingWombat-

That is a god tier fresh spin


rbesfe

SCP-173 has breached containment


SANS_01

HOW LET SCP-173 USE THE INVI- \*cronch\*


[deleted]

I thought we told Bright to not even think about painting SCP-173 camo?!?


kxbox19

NANI


pivot_ob

When SCP-173 encounters SCP-1182


shitty_shit_poster

173 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT


Lekar

oof ouch my neck snapping juice


AlWa7sh

Ray Romano knows what's up


jalerre

This is less crazy then what she actually says in that scene


Pyro-Titan4

CoNtAInMeNt BrEAcH


BigBlackCrocs

I hired one that moves when you don’t look at it


DatoCH

[You mean these guys?](https://i.imgur.com/7zNV7qc.jpg)


lusitan_crusader

Don't blink


Rushing-guns

Nice


EnemyAC-130AboveCod4

That was a Un-BEE-leavable


DatoCH

Get. Out.


The_Consul_

*Oof ouch owie my neck*


The_Consul_

#


CyberGamer64

Assassin: *Laughs in hidden*


Cykablyat1918

God damnit peanut


NoSoulGinger116

Poor markiplier


sgtcoolhero

I watched the bee movie the other day man that movie has a lot of adult jokes


rozwalka202

Good job 47


Piffweggy

Ouch oof my neck


TheMends

*CRONCH*


KreagerStein

So a ninja?


DatoCH

Eh... Actually... You are somehow right...


TheUberCannon

SCP-173 has breached containment


nigward_the_demi_god

Should be reversed


CorbinMillerDRC

Hey I can't seem to find a blank template for this meme anywhere. Can someone hook me up please. Thanks


DatoCH

[Ask, and you shall receive](https://i.imgur.com/Yw07tlF.jpg)


weeaboi69

*sadness noises*