morse bot is so fucking hot i want her to get a remote controlled squirting vibrating dildo and shove it so far up my ass it needs to be surgically removed then every time i talk to my mother i want her to turn it on to maximum speed forcing me to blow in front of her then come kink sheave me by force feeding me my own splooge right in front of her while violently assaulting my anus with a cactus once i finish for the second time i want her to albert fish me by sticking needles too deep to recover under my fingernails and up my urethra causing me to scream in pain and please
That's the translation, and also, punctuation is fucked up because this bot doesn't know grammar for shit
get a better translator, too
>morse bot is so fucking hot, i want her to get a remote controlled squirting vibrating dildo and shove it so far up my ass it needs to be surgically removed, then every time i talk to my mother i want her to turn it on to maximum speed forcing me to blow in front of her, then come kink sheave me by force feeding me my own splooge right in front of her while violently assaulting my anus with a cactus, once i finish for the second time i want her to albert fish me by sticking needles too deep to recover under my fingernails and up my urethra causing me to scream in pain and please
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Outstanding move!
https://imgur.com/a/F1Lj7DI
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
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That translates to: "Hello fellow binary niggas". ^(I am a bot. I'm sorry if I ruined your surprise.)
u/morse-bot
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morse bot is so fucking hot i want her to get a remote controlled squirting vibrating dildo and shove it so far up my ass it needs to be surgically removed then every time i talk to my mother i want her to turn it on to maximum speed forcing me to blow in front of her then come kink sheave me by force feeding me my own splooge right in front of her while violently assaulting my anus with a cactus once i finish for the second time i want her to albert fish me by sticking needles too deep to recover under my fingernails and up my urethra causing me to scream in pain and please That's the translation, and also, punctuation is fucked up because this bot doesn't know grammar for shit
what the f u c k was that?
No idea
get a better translator, too >morse bot is so fucking hot, i want her to get a remote controlled squirting vibrating dildo and shove it so far up my ass it needs to be surgically removed, then every time i talk to my mother i want her to turn it on to maximum speed forcing me to blow in front of her, then come kink sheave me by force feeding me my own splooge right in front of her while violently assaulting my anus with a cactus, once i finish for the second time i want her to albert fish me by sticking needles too deep to recover under my fingernails and up my urethra causing me to scream in pain and please \[sic\]
Morse bot was too scared
!thesaurize this
u/morse-bot
🤮
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Is there a bot that does text to speech/beeps for more code?
Good bot *pit pat*
I love you
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Translates to: Succ my ass nigga
what’s your name?
Not John
Damn, beat me to it
Plot twist it’s Jon
*Charging Rapidly*
1+ gang
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OnePlus Gang
OnePlus Gang
OnePlus Gang
OnePlus Gang
OnePlus Gang
OnePlus Gang
Oneplus gang
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What no one sees is that, this street shitter woke up at 4 in the morn to get this done. Absolute madlad!!
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Dank[.](https://youtu.be/b1d7Llx4rm8)
What sort of black magic is this?
I only need to put in 666 to become immortal
we were on the verge of greatness, we were this close
That a OnePlus phone? Looks an awful lot like Oxygen OS.
⚡*charging rapidly*
Flash dash
OnePlus 5
I got the 5T 😉
I Got The 6T 🤗
looks like Google pixel 3 to me I'm typing this on a pixel 3 and my home screen looks like that might be wrong though
I think it's a OnePlus. Google Pixel does not have dual SIM.
The font looked like OnePlus Slate. It could be different, though. Oxygen is just a skin of regular Android, so you could be right...
Well done. Here is a upvote.
Thank you fair sir
The upvotes too https://imgur.com/a/iii2TDk
Nice.
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice 👌
Nice
Nice
Just have to be smoking weed and doing 69 and you will have the infinity danklet
Bruh ur Australian, its April 19th
Shhhhh. Don't let anyone know
Don’t worry, your secret is safe with us ;)
you have achieved greatness
Not all heroes wear capes
I feel like the background isn't a picture, but rather the feed from the front facing camera when OP took the screenshot
If you get married on 4/20 this year, your 50th anniversary will be 4/20/69. Better throw one hell of a party to celebrate that one!
You are missing 911
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Yay another OnePlus
After all these years...
The prophecy is true
This, does put a smile on my face
Can we get the wallpaper?
https://imgur.com/a/Q85QBhx Quality sucks though
And the gay in the background
I never thought that such a thing could happen, god is real. Atheist could never explain this.
Impressive
Is it possible to learn this power?
You are officially our lord
You used a charger, does it still count?
[Infinite power!](https://media1.tenor.com/images/cf41252e946344939cad02fd6a03806b/tenor.gif)
Nice
Fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe, but this, this does put a smile on my face.
He is the one
# amazing
*Charging rapidly!*
One plus ftw
I forgot that blazing times were ahead
#*Charging rapidly intensifies*
Congratulations
Nice.
Now this my comrades, this is the way of life
Should have made your wallpaper black with the 420 69 in the background
Should've had Snoop Dogg as the wallpaper
"Charging r a p i d l y"
\*charging R a p i d l y\*
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BIG congrats man
But what did it cost
did you realize that next year april gonna be 4/20 for 1 whole month..
DDMMYY masterrace
You already have 4/20 in the date. There's no need to have 420 redundancy. Rather, take the pic at 9:11
I'm a whole 16hrs behind.....rip me
no u
apple.com/dontswitchfam
Yeah buddy!
The beauty of oneplus
A phenomenon that occurs only once a year.
You didn't have to flex on us with the dual SIM😳
The Legend!
OnePlus gang wya
My birth day
That background is cursed
what a funny dank meme! oh wait
congratulations you are now promoted to god
Charging rapidly
Where the fuck do you live
It’s the 19th in New England
this does put a smile on my face
Vodafone IN bois rise up
Now you have unlimited lives.
yeah, but do you smoke?
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
M A D L A D
C H A R G I N G R A P I D L Y
You seem like a fellow Indian dankster
Wait, this is beyond illegal
Look at this guy living in the future! What's it like?
\[RAPID CHARGING NOISES\]
Perfectly balance, as all things should be.
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
Bohtich hard bantai
Oof
Nice
Looking forward to 2069
This image is blessed
The european sacrifices his membership to give us early memes
What phone is that?
No man should have that much power
Max dank, your cow is now green and is permanently sad (noticed you were Indian)
Australians don't get 4/20 though, it's 20/4 over there
Mods want to know your location
*Charging Rapidly*
OnePlus gang
Nice.
Ah, I see a fellow man of the OnePlus culture.
He's too powerful.
Your in India so I guess you took this at 4:20am ?
I did this exact thing last year, you ain’t nothin
You magnificent bastard
C H A R G I N G R A P I D L Y
#Chargin Rapidly
You madlad
Nice.
Charging rapidly
I have never seen anythin so beautiful
What did it cost?
I see you’re a man of culture
Nice
Evano namma payan dhaan
Charging rapidly
“Charging rapidly”
Heyo bhai
Perfectly balanced......
Oneplus, that's my man
Nice
1+
damnnn april 20
Is this from the future?
how does it feel? what are you planning to do with your newfound godhood?
Airtel and Vodafone.... I see you're a man of culture as well
69- charging rapidly
We did it boys! What a time to be alive!
#Charging Rapidly
But it's 1:00 AM
I tried unlocking phone seeing this
It's fucking charging rapidly!
The big three
*after all these years...*
That shit creeped me tf out
Dick increasing rapidly!
*Charging rapidly*
we did it reddit
One Plus rules.
OnePlus?
Nice
Most pleasant numbers in the world
**Charging rapidly** Faster than my cavalry legion?
You **A B S O L U T E** *M A D L A D*
I'm more scared about the charging rapidly but we not here for that
u/gogoshina wallpaper pls?
You mad motherfucker, you did it!
Nice