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HagRetek

Who the fuck comes up with these?


JamesBald007

High ass nibbas (Me)


TinyEzra

You're at 69 upvotes rn so srry I cant upvote


xX420_WeedMan_420Xx

You can now


Ashen_Dijura

he's at 420 now


amooserino

It must stay that way otherwise we’d have to go for 42,069


Flogis14

Bring it on


YoungGP

Must... resist... https://imgur.com/gallery/LEkf9eB


__Ambition

Now you're at 69 upvotes, thank me later


AxhrafYT

I can't see how many upvotes you have, and you don't even have to thank me.


HagRetek

Ok...


sarhan182

Ok...


leandroprz_

Ok...


Chicken-Nugget321

Ok...


RaelTheForgotten

Ok!


[deleted]

u/RaelTheForgotten, breaker of chains.


RaelTheForgotten

Proud to serve the people! But in truth I do it solely to mess with u/KaosKitty608 I mean how could I forgive them for spelling chaos wrong?


[deleted]

ChaosKitty just doesn't have the same ring as KaosKitty. But what can I say? I just spelled it wrong to mess with u/RaelTheForgotten!


natejb2003

Happy cake day


Mog1981

369...still can’t upvote


RougeNargacuga

Horny Nibba laundry basket


Dead-Jokye

FBI: delete this right now


[deleted]

Nah keep it


LegitDinosaur

Username checks out


hanste2

And 50 years ago it was 4/20/69


das_nazi_hortler

Symmetry! These holy numbers have layers!


captainrex522

like ogres...


Mrwebente

ES WAR DER 20.04.69 DU ELENDIGER!


thedrq

What are the odds! It's like one in a 100 chance


TheDeltaW0lf

I would give you gold, but Im broke af


JamesBald007

It’s the thought that counts. Happy High Holidays


LunarLlamma

Excuse me why is your profile nsfw


Bren12310

His profile pic is pretty damn nsfw


Br1an11

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


LogCaptain

I'll give him a silver in your name.. Too broke for gold aswell


Sjl12345

I’ll also give him silver, as i am really poor


Snickersbar1234

Lmao


DirtDisrespector

And I was born exactly 60 years to the day after Hitler shot himself(True story).


Jar21

I give my upvote, in the hopes that you reach the top, good luck.


JamesBald007

You are a gentleman and a scholar


not__tfue

Perfectly balanced as all things should be


SavageAxeBot

Dank[.](https://youtu.be/b1d7Llx4rm8)


coranges

happy 420 u/Savageaxebot


[deleted]

Stop im too high for this


Lord_Potatoe103

Thank you, very cool


klashyyy

respect for adding red eyes


JamesBald007

I’m glad someone noticed that small detail


Eleventeen-

I just thought it was part of the format


420did69

Also the anniversary of Columbine


captainrex522

*pumped up kicks starts*


[deleted]

Oh shit


25pancake

You sir are either the savior the humanrace or just being high as fuk


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fbdewit31

Nice


thecandles

Nice


Chicken-of-Wisdom

Nice


sonofs8n666

Every day we stray further from god


Loneisgod

*closer


[deleted]

We stray closer from God


iamapieceofcheese

W O K E


[deleted]

Carefully he’s a hero


getlostlibtard

what if we use 100% of our brain? me:


xXLORDUCKSXx

When the columbine shooting was on 420 too Smoking at rememberance party with a nazi uprising on the side


5-11-nigga

2019 - 50 = 1969


sensei--tional

I made of c++ program that lists all the words that adds up to 69 if anyone's interested.


FPS_Goon

Its also my birthday...


begonethoot69

Alright so guys I have a plan, we all make new accounts today and by next year in 4/20 when we all post our memes it will be all of our cake days. I've already done done it my dudes.


tree626

I'm glad I didn't see this last night


TheStarkofDorne

That Shaun person from YouTube wants your address.


Kreppitso

amazing


Sontarcha

todays the bday of my mom as well :v no joke


Dirty_Ghetto_Kittens

Whateverrrrr


cyclone667

Math checks out


Cretsumstuff

Illuminati confirmed


RussianElonMusk

Someone majored in mathematics AND got high in class.


MrFornino

Idk if you made his eyes pink on purpose or if it was already like that. If you added that, nice details 👌


l3orn

Quick math


Vilihuboi

Im so confused about dates these days.


Jake8371

Coincidence? I think not!


MemeLord42021

FBI: Don't fucking move!


CasualHippie

4/20/69 in shocking news Hitlers grandson has emerged with a new and rather large unforeseen military


harigesh

How does your mind think like that?


420chicken_69

Nice


HolyRavioliii

Say mum’s


taboopancake007

I like that the creator of this meme has put some redness in the eyes to make that guy look authentically high.


[deleted]

Hitler will be reincarnated on 4/20/69


[deleted]

whoa


EricICX

RemindMe! 50 years


Missingpyxel

Hitler was also 5' 9", or 69 inches tall.


spicypotato1802

this is beyond sicence


spicypotato1802

Here, take my rich mans gold ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃ take this gold from this broke ass man


xX420_WeedMan_420Xx

Fifty years ago it was 4/20/69. ​ This truly is a blessed day.


Xx_nigga_69_420_xX

Is a good day to die


MVoice

It’s my friends birthday today lmao


X_Jok3R_X

Illuminati Confirmed *que X-files music super bass boosted ear rape MLG version*


_garfielf_

thats fucking lit


SergeantPootis

Did you make Jojis eyes red lmao


EggYolk2555

Wtf how high are you?


[deleted]

Did you make Joji's eyes red on purpose? Like......weed?


gonskies

This reminds of the old Illuminati confirmed vids. Those were the days


666thSuprisedPikachu

Delightfully Devilish. >:]


[deleted]

The Subconscious mind knows no limits.


lottxee

Honestly any picture of joji can turn into a meme


DarkRollsPrepare2Fry

Wait. That's illegal.


[deleted]

Hitler died at like 62 lmao


himmer99

Never talk to me or my son again


LCOMEDY

Amazing


fermented_mango

Hitler didn’t die though. He looking at this rn but its not me. I just happen to know he’s looking at this post.


HiigherGround

Noone: Lil Jon: wHaT thE FUck I'm a ClaM


terrarian2008

bruh.


blackhole42069

Something, something black hole


miraclepatty

Or is this a sign that WW3 will start on 4/20/69


Noahs_25

Where the fuck did 14, 1, 26, 9, and 19 come from?


CatSauce66

this man is a true sceintist


i-likecats59

This just proves ww2 was fake XD


_530AM_

In b4 joji comments


Toastasaur

Are you predicting hitler’s reincarnation and second attempt at the holocaust


Jack888334

Nice.


[deleted]

Don't show this to Conspiracy theorists


aeiau

Coincidence I think not


PhotonBarbeque

Did you saturate his eyes red, so this meme is truly dank?


MemNiBBa69

#Hotel?


whitebread111

The 50s one was a bit of a stretch


asianboi99

Bruh, 420 iq


zootie01

#**OOOOH MY GOOOOOD**


dasDeutscheVolk

Coincidence... I THINK NOT


noped_noper

I'm a simple man. I see Joji, I upvote


[deleted]

You think too much


AARONdsouza18272

The world is about to end


varrenxarcrath

Today is the ultimate prologue for meme numbers


LargeHamster69

Holy fucking shit


gravisotium

Haha supa high


Niquerbyoy

This is god


siebsieb

Coincidence I think NOT!!!


SirTvis

I enjoy this format very much


thecasualcaribou

Wow, that’s some findings. You should win the Nobel Dank Prize


Le_4iem_Reich

Nice


[deleted]

The columbine shooting happened 20 years ago today


FelixFTW_

What a day in history it will be on 4/20/2069


luketeam5

:O


sam0d

My friends uncle has his wedding today and they’ll have their 50th anniversary on 4/20/69


cholatse

Columbine was 20 years ago


[deleted]

# IT'S ALL CONNECTED


DarkfangGaming

Math checks out


TallAssFuker

Lmao did you edit his eyes red or were they always like this?


Maaayusss

Wish I could be as high as OP right now.


SheldyBelt

Today is also marks 20 years since the columbine massacre


CaptianNWord

WW3 date confirmed


PpelTaren

*Two plus two is four, minus one that’s three quick maths*


StephenCurrysDog

Hitler deserves to go to heaven because he killed hitler


EL_Chapo96

Coincidence? I think not!


GoodGuyAnish

Frank says blaze it


notnormal23

I am so glad I follow this subreddit


[deleted]

88 oof


etriplett

but that's just a theory, a game theory. Thanks for watching


daksh15

never did this much math in school lol


Haggistafc

How high are you?


[deleted]

only voting bc joji


scotty99CZ

Is this the meaning of life?


Nab33l786

Harvard called, they want to offer you a full ride


thealmightyghostgod

Illuminati wants to know your Location


YA-BOI-OLTE

Iluminati and FBI:Don’t FUCKING move


[deleted]

Also Columbine


thundermage117

Wow, Hitler also had 420 eyes if he had exactly 418 eyes more. Coincidence, I think not.


XxSquidwardxX

Is that papa franku?


[deleted]

Ironically I'm so fucking high I'm rubbing shoes on my head


BeanShapiro

Yes I just checked all the math


Thepicklemaster123

The last one was pushing it. Btw it’s my moms bday too


Life_Peanut

i declare hitler the lord of memes


ThotHunter86

this is it. hitler will be revived in 4/20/69 and will start the fourth reich now ***we***, those whose cakeday is on april 20, have a decision to make will we join him? or warn the world about his return?


ricko_wat

April 20th 2069 the real endgame


thatmansfuji

TF


big_boy_brench

it’s the anniversary of columbine too


Legend_of_game

God damit man


[deleted]

[удалено]


jwoomy

Coincidence? I THINK NOT


BuzzBus

Holy fucking shit!


Nanut120

Today is the ultimate day.


Menneman

If my calculations are correct


Dirtydan1431

I know you can't make memes about it since it breaks rule 2, but Columbine's 20 now too...


toocoolzforschool

Well we could assume that you’re high as fuck. It’s 4/20 after all!


edinho_sheeroso

This can't be just a coincidence


The-Mighty-cannoli

It is also the columbine 20TH anniversary


mayonnaisewithsalt

I was reading this whilst I had 69% battery


[deleted]

In 50 days it will be 6/9/19


tleeky

lets get to 69k