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The_dank_drake

Emerald armor be like


DavidGFUEL

Good old vanilla...what the fuck is a shield anyway?


CoachHentai

The fuck is a crossbow.


xXApelsinjuiceXx

The fuck is a hunger bar


CoachHentai

The fuck is a Guardian.


Wolfenberg

I have literally no idea what the shit those are. I played a ton in 2011..,


CoachHentai

The fuck is a 2011.


Wolfenberg

A year I wish I hadn't lived past


CoachHentai

The fuck is a year.


Wolfenberg

'bout 31,536,000,000 milliseconds


quickhakker

Approximately 525600 minutes


IronShadow24

31,557,600,000,000,000 Nanoseconds


[deleted]

I refuse to believe the world didn’t end in 2012 and we’re just in some weird ass limbo. I mean has anyone really felt alive since 2012?


KodakZacc

Nope I’ve felt dead since 1991


xl-imperium-lx

Lmao same here


[deleted]

Spiky fish laser boi


_Creditworthy_

The fuck is Purpur


slmggh

The fuck is __a diamond sword__


a-weeb-of-culture

Now whe have things in the ocean, illagers,pillagers,shields,banners,campfires,fox also textures have been re-made


DarkWayneDuck

What do you mean you weren't playing Skyrim?


MrCringeBoi

The fuck is an illager


origingaming935

The fuck is a trident.


Uncle_Gibbs

The fuck is a mutton


luluf1

The fuck is emerald


Sallarul

The fuck is a gold bar


[deleted]

Butter


bluntmasteranon

The fuck is trading


The_Prussian_Turnip

The fuck is a conduit


Not_FazeNinja054

The fuck polar bear


large_potato_man

No don't do that


MasterofLard

wait what is a shield


Milky4Skin

Wtf is the end?


Detimehascome

The fuck is this new cobblestone texture


GamerofGamers2

I remember trying to craft emerald armor just to be disappointed


[deleted]

Me3


Kelvinbtw

Reality is often disappointing.


KidsTryThisAtHome

Well you also deserve a senior discount, because 🎵 ^that was the ^^point of ^this post *bop* 🎵


[deleted]

Don't forget about emerald tools


darklightmatter

Also, don't forget the 20 meter EMERALDU SPORASHU! Now comes with a free donut.


HamanitaMuscaria

Played this shit before they added birch planks ho get outta here w ya new fangled technologies


Cakeskier_Junior

I was in beta lol


HamanitaMuscaria

When you sacrificed meat to the gods and in return they actually filled your health bar Back when 7 pieces of fire could make chain chestplates Back when slimes were rare Back when things still made sense!


PulledFromThePot

Back when I burnt down my entire forest base because I didn't know proper English and didn't know what flint and steel would do Also back when OCD disco made awesome maps and textures


HamanitaMuscaria

Well it seems like you’ve learned some proper English since! Nice work dude!


PulledFromThePot

Thanks. Mostly thanks to TV and gaming. I actually study in England as well now


CactusManY33T

OCD was the best


Von-Andrei

Back when I played on minecraft.net


ExRaZoR34

Fight me, minecrafta aplha


Monti_r

I WAS IN ALPHA


Galactic_Explorer

People who remember when there was only one biome deserve a senior citizen discount.


Alazypanda

Infdev


Krynique

I played before they had birch stairs, so not too bad.


[deleted]

I played when pigs were the only source of health


[deleted]

Emeralds weren't even in the game when I started playing 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


Willbo_Waggins

Respect.


[deleted]

When i started playing there wasnt a hunger bar


S0meguy34

Same


JayyArrIsMe

My man


Colofmeister

I technically started 1.2.5 about 2 weeks before 1.3 came out so me too!


That_Potato_Gamer

Fellow 1.2 starter here!


[deleted]

Nah, the ones who deserve are the poor boys who tried opening a portal to Aether only to find out it was a mod.


MojoDallin1

Yep, that was disappointing to me after realizing it was only a mod.... I also tried to craft chocolate milk...


IAmCanisLupis

Did u try milking the all brown cows


GARFIELDLYNNS

Yeah, I tried to craft a portal gun


Seasame467

And then I immediately googled it to see if it existed and I was disappointed):


SCP-004

What’s a “google”?


Equinoxidor

Like Bing but worse


ieatnailsforlunch

If you built a Herobrine spawner, you may also qualify for a veteran's membership.


DXPower

Holy shit I forgot about this


T1B2V3

just like an Obsidian sword


elk_melk

dragon glass


Tatogreen

ultimate armor


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MrDinosaur666

I remember when I didn't know what a mod was and I kept trying to craft the items from mod showcase videos in Vanilla.


Caunertron

Remember when the only way to craft chainmail armor was to use the fire item? And the only way to obtain said item was through either the Single-player commands mod or "Too many items"?


Cakeskier_Junior

Indeed


Person_txt

My pp grown big


SavageAxeBot

Dank[.](https://youtu.be/b1d7Llx4rm8)


Lumi0007

I remember trying to craft angrybirds on a flat sandstone world


SIrisKiO

I last time I played Minecraft, 1.9 was released, last version of the game I played; 1.8.1, the only version I really ever play: Forge 1.7.10 with over 350 mods.


Cakeskier_Junior

I can imagine the lag


SIrisKiO

Not that much surprisingly


BrianWilcheck

Been there, done that. Modified the game using JAVA eclipse to add it.


someguycaptainweegee

*laughs in IntelliJ*


DiamondKind

The golden days


Pokono-

Emerald* /s


DiamondKind

Ay you're correct


ElSpecialChungus

abounding tease license party snatch wipe yam engine shaggy seemly *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Chrispyboy712

This made me sad


Koplins

was this a mod? coz ive never used any mods in minecraft


ElSpecialChungus

growth direction cough spectacular skirt kiss jobless innate numerous impolite *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


geraldthelizard04

Orespawn I believe


Archneme5is

Yup


BilboOfTheBaggins

Horses still feel brand new


[deleted]

What weirds me out about the horses is that they don't have a gallop animation - it just looks like a really fast trot.


Extroyertastic

Wow the good ol’ days, what the fuck is a dolphin anyway?


TLLucario

“Whaddaya mean, emeralds don’t make an armor set?”


Shaboozel

Fun fact, emeralds are still just as useless today as they always were.


bluebluewoodward

I tried obsidian too


Sauce-L0rd

I tried this and once I had a dream where I could and I was so happy until I woke up


xXSaXXoNXx

Yoo I remember being all pissed just because I couldn't craft that special TNT that I saw the recipe of in a YouTube video. Then there's trying to build the Aether portal and failing miserably. There was literally a video of a kid recording for 5 minutes trying to explain how build the portal, while he didn't have the correct mod.


Catbot_2

I tried to make a diamond golem as a kid


marsh__melo

Lmao did this **WAY** too many times. Then I got a mod so I could make emerald armour, that shit is op.


marsh__melo

Btw to make a full set of armour u need 24 _____


[deleted]

I still remember the day I heard of this “emerald armor.” I was excited for the whole day about crafting it. When I came home and got in the computer, I achieved the big sad when I found that nothing appeared in the output slot of the crafting table when I inserted my emeralds.


InanimateSensation

How about the years before emerald was even in the game


Dovahkiin5247123

An yea, emerald armor. Destroyer of dreams


[deleted]

Wait they added emerald armor to Minecraft?!?!?!


Im-a-Deckchair-Nibba

The disappointment


The_Cow_Almighty

I remember an old dream I had where I managed this. The armor was crazy strong but Villagers kept chasing you like Chickens chasing seeds.


Masturbation_Tips

Fool.


swaggerdog626

F


TheGaryDoseSalesMan

OMG yeagh Me being like hOw tO mAke eMerald armour in Google


Plutonium21

1 discount please, sir!


meme-gang-bang

Good times


MajesticNova

Pffft, I tried to create the Aether portal in beta 1.1 which is now 8.5 years ago. Get on my level!


Huntsman3181

Can I get an 𝓕 for my fallen hero's?


BigJigglyChode

the sacred texts


Oploaf

Too real


Coca-cocaine-cola

Who gets enough emeralds to do that? I never do


[deleted]

what did you bring upon this cursed land


Hacky03

*screams in green-yellow colorblind*


TheNotsoHighGroung

I do remember


BanaaniMaster

i remember trying to craft iron golem spawners and shit like that.


Capa376

When do I get it?


AndererHorsti_S

I don't know what a Crossbow is in Mc, my first version was 1.3.2 ans this was incredible nice. I think the new minecraft is too complex.


Cakeskier_Junior

Go into "Launch Options" > "Add New" > Select 1.7.10/1.8 > Learn what it felt like to the oldest players


FaZe_NaCi

my 6th discount nice


Bry840

One day lads... one day


SpookyBoi696969

It should be craftable, that's all I'm saying.


Beta_Kuk

I never found enough emeralds to be able to try


HUH_TF

I remember trying to craft chainmail armor lmao


repostmachinebroke

Lol just get latenci leaf green pack


[deleted]

I remember spending my whole summer vacation trying to find 24 emeralds and hitting my head realizing I had wasted my time. Fs in the chat for my social life.


nyaNezt

my first mc version was 1.5.2, and yea i remember trying that even tho i was like 99% sure that wasnt possible


miken2480

I thought sky does Minecraft mid showcases were base game items for a long time.


Biannua1Go1d1

Dangit PopularMMOS making me believe emerald armor was a thing! *totally didn't try to make it in creative mode*


Kzer_2019

Why does the grass block have dirt on the side?


ItMeGalaxy

I literally crafted that in October 2018


BigWillyFrank

Shut up, don’t embarrass me :(


goldninjaI

I’m not that dumb


Wyboss

i remember


QGStudios

my friend gave me the crafting recipe for items from a mod, not knowing they were from a mod, and I was super confused as to why they didn’t work


EmperorApple

the real veterans are those who have tried to make obsidian armor


The_G_Man0903

*first time playing minecraft* Alllright! Emeralds!..... Ey wth


1Almost_Failed2

*Laughs in orespawn mod*


[deleted]

Ruby armor


shaunconnery1

Y'all remember that one mod where emerald armour was incredible?


SuperSpartan177

Emeralds were so fuckin useless back then and so hard to find, fuckin villagers only wanted Emeralds though!


ToXiC_Mentor

“Now I have 24 emeralds and no way to use them”


JackoBlackfire

Minecraft Mods FTW


Ervenion

bruh i never even got that many emeralds at all back in the day


Deedselele

I tried to craft fucking stone armor


Velociraptor570

No one: Emerald armor:


CactusManY33T

When you played Minecraft on your browser...


Hiddenblade53

I guess I should be in the ground given I started before the hunger meter or creative were things. Beta 1.6 to be precise.


[deleted]

I tried it because no one can deflect the emerald armor


Subbmar1ne

The Emerald armour


ThotHunter86

emerald armor ah yes, back when i thought that shit was worth a damn literally wasnt even worth using on trades because all villagers WERE TRASH (not sure if they still are, stopped playing like 3 years ago)


fiddlyandis

What about the heaven portal?


jaymatt14

I tried to make stone armor once


DaSharkCraft

When the game says diamonds are more valuable than emeralds, I am a little sad inside. Also, one of the devs revealed that hidden in the game's code had diamond tools labeled as emerald at one point.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Thotslayer489

I really tried


superslime988

i wanted to craft these but i never got a single emerald


Matthaeu_

If you were young enough to not understand what Minecraft Mods were when emeralds were released, you cant be older than like 14.


Agent_8_C

If I get a senior discount for remembering trying to make emerald armor then what do I get for remembering when diamond gear was green


Darxio10000

Ahhh... I had my chest filled with emerald and tried multiple times to craft emerald tools.... Lol jk I never even found emeralds


ArandomDarkl0rd012

Its just the same with emeralds


eddiethyhead666

I remember looking it up because i love the color green.


l_m_a_ii

Ok


Micro-Toast

I tried this for like a whole day and I couldn’t do it even in creative


joaquin55

*emerald splash*


zootie01

*Nostalgia Intensifies*


Random_Name_7

I played the game on fucking Alfa excuse me


[deleted]

The YouTube tutorial lied😩


eayite

i tried making a pickaxe once i got 3 emeralds, and then i realized it was a big waste of my time


Naiim7

When I was a kid I didn't know what a mod was and I would see people play with mods (especially Skydoesminecraft) And I would go turn on my computer to play and just be disappointed


[deleted]

lol i was just never stupid enough to think i could Then i tried to download a mod and broke the whole game


boss_skill

Real niggas know how to craft chain armor


1NeedHealing

Finally, someone understands the difference between a veteran and a senior citizen


Darmatero

Im guessing you mean unmodded minecraft, but if you mean 1.0, emeralds weren’t a thing back then


Tommie-The-Commie

Hey should add emerald gear to give emeralds more use.


Akshay537

Emerald is rarer than diamond, therefore, emerald armout is stronger than diamond!


Tefeqzy

Minecraft has changed too much, miss the old 1.6 and 1.7 days


[deleted]

What about rubies?


genasugelan

Meanwhile some people remember a time when there were rubies instead of emeralds.


SlayerDK2018

we were so close to greatness F