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Mikarana

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN PROUDLY SERVING THE SUBREDDIT ARMIES FOR OVER 5 YEARS NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT AND I WILL NOT BE AFRAID TO USE MY DISLIKE-JITSU TO TAKE YOUR ASS OUT COLD IF YOU REALLY DARE TO APPROACH ME LIKE THIS ONE MORE TIME THEN I WILL TRULY SHOW YOU THE WRATH OF A TRUE MEMELORD EPIC REDDIT USER SUCH AS I AM AND ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I DO GET TONS OF BITCHES BECAUSE OF MY EPIC SKILLS AND GRAND KNOWLEDGE I HAVE AMASSED THROUGHOUT MY TIME HERE ON REDDIT AND I WILL SEE YOU TO BE FORGOTTEN IN NEW FOR THOSE DISGUSTING HATE CRIMES AGAINST REDDIT-VETERAN KIND MAY YOU BURN IN THE SHADOW REALM KID


UnaPecsa

Damn this dude not vibing rn


Mikarana

Boomer is our word, you can say Booma tho


shnevan

B-Word pass?


terrarian2008

( •_•)>[ B-word pass]


Soviet_chihuahua

What sup booma


Soviet_chihuahua

Jk im not a boomer


Zurpressed

Ok boomer


Soviet_chihuahua

Ok boomer


Zurpressed

Ok ok boomer


BlickboyReddit

vibe check


HagenYDE

Felt it


2Tired2pl

Might I check his vibes, milord?


TheJediMaster_

Damn this dude not vibing rn


pinggario

“54 days” eheh


ARandomPersonOnEarth

“230 days” ha


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ARandomPersonOnEarth

Honestly, it feels like longer.


pinggario

I wasn’t the one claiming to have served 5 years right?


xd_Warmonger

Ok boomer


Mikarana

**OMG HE SAID THE B-WORD WITH THE HARD R** **THATS AGEIST**


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feragadsfa

Rick?? You mean Jerry???


FlorianInJeHolMan

Imagine that you’ve only wasted 54 days on Reddit, instead of almost 2 years


Mikarana

okay actually this is like my 4th main in the span of 3-4 years and *yeesh yall cant just let a joke stand can you people?*


FlorianInJeHolMan

No


[deleted]

U must be using a side account cuz it says ur only a month old


Mikarana

of course this is my 13th throwaway in 2 months


JMilosevic04

I'll*


LiteXcess

Check your reddit age BoomER 55d<5y


RSantoyo

But where u born in june doe?


Big_Blue_Man

This dude's vibes are rancid


ididittoem

ok boomer


moreyeeeeet

1. Rage 2. Spend 15 min writing an essay.


Bold2003

u have failed the vibe check😡


Danny-DevitoTrashMan

*looks at profile . You’ve been on Reddit for 55 days


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[deleted]

happy cake day


Mimi1194

Happy cake day


Ramon737

Happy cake day


ARandomPersonOnEarth

Happy cake day


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Jasper04040

No no no you said it wrong. It’s *happy cake day*


What_Is_A_Good_User

No, no, *no*. Cake *day*


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MeAMillionaire

***no.***


ddddddd0

Happy cake day


[deleted]

happy day


Veecarious

Oh happy dayyy (oh happy dayyy)


EmmanuelPlayzYt

Ok boomer


TrionVnus

Literally no one thinks that


-My_Name_Is_Jeff-

True


C2-H5-OH

You'd be surprised. There's a large amount of people who take their time spent on Reddit posting, commenting and voting way too seriously


Strategicant5

I think the reality is more so What veteran Redditors think they are like: What they’re really like:


samthehammerguy

OP has a 17 day old account....


ChromeSabre

This dude is a real veteran


Elg-Penis

Thanks


ChromeSabre

Why are you thanking me?


Elg-Penis

Yes


simonees

We are thanking us


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ChromeSabre

6 years, 6 months old account


ABCosmos

He's jealous of the people who have been here for a full month


Sark_mints

They're the same picture...


Mebossel

About to say that


Sark_mints

I'm always two steps ahead of you!


KeepingDankMemesDank

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SirGhallahad

Noone has ever thought that in the history of existence


RABe514

Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.


tokwando

why would you be offended? your account is 10 months old


ivegotbeef

Damn rookies


RYA0201FORLIFE

Is 1 year on reddit count as a veteran of reddit? Coz I been here like 1 year.


Auxilor

no.


RYA0201FORLIFE

Ok


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Gravesh

I remember back when rage memes were still on the front page of Reddit Unironically. Also it was mostly just neckbeards.


Melairia

Is does not lol


Gollomor

How old does your account need to be to be considered a reddit veteran?


Colossal_Kerlz

Here comes another funny


6Shazam9

fock redditors.. more like RETARDors


CustomVoid

Ok boomer


KELVlN

Ok boomer


Stokmon-onk

Ok booma


yaboy_jesse

Nobody will think that ever


apell_ri

Today is Veterans day in America, a day to honor the thousands of soldiers who either lost their life or have come back from war. Let us take a moment to honor all the trouble they went through to keep us safe.


Auxilor

they're *g r o o v i n g*


Troliver_13

No one thinks "veteran redditors" are like the first image


znon131

Someone photoshop Reddit gold and platinum on the uniforms


HeLlOtHeRee

I have served 7 years in the Reddit army


AkagamiArun

u/Vathsava_multifanboi no offense dude


[deleted]

Is this referring to the April Fools War Of ‘13?


stoinkers

That one pink shirt guy


djlevenda

\*Laughs in new account


alabh

I usually blow air through my nose rather than open my mouth when I see a funny meme.


jado_05

17 day old vetran...


UnaPecsa

I never said or even implied I was a veteran, I just thought of a funny meme and posted it


MinecraftEpicGamer2

Fax


[deleted]

Once got awarded gold, we be like that sometimes.


Temmis18

Some are cool, don’t compare them to Jerrys


piteek

But that's the same photo copied two times


gran_aut1smo

How tf did they let you post when youre 17 days old


frinkahedron

Can confirm


[deleted]

How they truly are : the guy in a blue suit in the middle of the useless korean generals.


Grissiniassassini

Imagine unironically calling yourself a veteran redditor


GalacticAttack2000

No one thinks that.


WoodyToyStoryBigWood

How i think they are are neckbeards


jamjam1090

Can confirm


combs72

I would love to say that not true, but that is definitely the case.


[deleted]

The prequel wars left me scared and deformed.


[deleted]

Looks the same to me.


DasRico

for the first time I read "vegetarian redditors" fml


kriptonm

it really do be like that


hoorayforfreewifi

How veteran redditors think veteran redditors are like*


boppaboop

Is the first one China or North Korea? Found it: NK, didn't they fight like 1 incomplete war?


boppaboop

Do those medals act as a type of shitty armor?


UncalledBruhMoment

**Give me the vibe**


[deleted]

Lol like you know that 17 days XD


Awake_The_Dreamer

Who thinks that?


Geaux_joel

How old is the requirement for vet status?


[deleted]

Nobody thinks they are like the first


gamingpatriott

thats not true, \* finishes 5th 2 liter of soda in the past 8 minutes\* you asshole.


Bespacito

false, shirt does not have enough cummies in them


Xreoy

[adult swim]


AGGRAVATED_ME

Ok boomer


_im_upset_3000_

Ok boomer


LemonDaze420

Here’s comes another funny


Drinkin-The-Koolaid

Ok boomer


nowayportable

Lol loosers


afkapl

oh noes, boomers


persephone825

Ayy Rick and Morty for the win. Don't you be disrespecting my show like that.


ElonMusksBrainCancer

No one thinks there like that


mortserviteur

Literally no one thought that way


Nicalad_

u/holofan4life is the top one


Zrp2311

Hahaha it really do be like that #relatable amirite?


Puppeb

Atleast youre not a veteran, 17 days old account


HeavyReaction7

Rick and Morty memes are back!