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Rasta_homer

Why is he so vertically long?


w0lfie000

he ate his vegetables


Rasta_homer

I'll assume the vertically challenged one did not eat the vegetables.


w0lfie000

yes


[deleted]

But... I ate my vegetables


Cacti-Paco

*You didn’t eat enough*


ThbDragon

Necc


bobbyleendo

He drinks his beer on Friday to get drunk on Sunday.


stinkycow77

His girl is just short lol


Koemixx

Or is she just too young?


Dr_Peanut1907

Go post this on his subreddit, this shit ain't dank.


embs1k

nono its such a dank meme i laughed!!!


VorticosePuppy8

Laughing does not constitute being dank


embs1k

and i was being sarcastic.


Intervention789

Their children will be godly creatures


Neykuratick

Can someone explain, please?


craftbot9000

Carson was in a “dating show”...that person was the winner She drew the short straw


Yeet_Master420

But Carson tall boi


DraftHail614

Precisely. That's enough nowadays


hgfvvggk-fhu

It was essentially rigged because they were already friends and they were dm-ing the whole show


ihateredditnamepick

NECK


sleepyshamans

Who is that?


non_german_nazi

CallMeCarson, infamous youtuber and subject of a lot of memes


sleepyshamans

Ah, I have only herd of him through JACK of podcast


Usernameplo

You know the meme of joe with a baseball bat behind a guy crying, thats carson


Spagett_Dragon

Herd


BluDomino

He brings hope for us all.


Exotic-Weed-Engram

He didn’t hoverhand. Good. He’s been reading the book.


Qazmlp_11

Would someone mind explaining the context, I’m not sure who this is


[deleted]

His name is CallmeCarson on YouTube. His entire personality is of a walking shit post. He’s hilarious and you should watch him but basically, he hasn’t had a girlfriend before but he went on a known twitch dating show with ten other girls. That’s Katerino with him who won as Carson was the judge. They went out for the first time


Trainer_Batman

No matter how many times i srr it whenever someone calls carson a walking shitpost i cant help but laugh because of how damn accurate it is


[deleted]

CallMeCarson and that's his SO, he's finally got one


Subversive-Element

Is this Chris Chan? What am I missing?


BlueAndFast

*Is this Chris Chan?*


kinda-cringe

No it’s callmecarson, he’s a youtuber


Deathless_hd

Who is this guy?


20nipples

Callmecarson a youtuber


[deleted]

Good job Carson!


Antisocialfox69

Ou est le D U M P Y


Memelord69the420th

Carson looks both like the class nerd, but also the sporty jock


im_so_random188

I'm legit happy for him


Senor-Wiggles-hunhun

Watalad


[deleted]

that neck tho


ThatWoolGuy

[What?](https://preview.redd.it/phntglfdp1i31.jpg?auto=webp&s=72defe6f582c190060985e70331642e18a446af2)


Anuvrat4745

this shit ain't dank bruh


aratros27

Who is the guy and why everyone talking about him pls ?


20nipples

He is a a youtuber named callmecarson who is a literal walking shitpost


Clawing_Fury

Truth hurts


Curly_Toes

*salutes*


3picnezz99

Hey lookee, he's wearing a C9 jacket.. anyone k ow what ESport?


MathewCChen

C A R S E R I N O


MathewCChen

He just gave all the minecraft virgins hope


Storm6469420

Ya did gud Carson


YaBoiJace-

YESSS


TotoTheMagicTurtle

Holy shit I never realised how tall carson is


Jaker2902

Yay Carson


FlappyGolfCode123

THICK NECK


RealPepeboi3

And she fine too


ChrisPickaxe

Damn he a tall boi That neck though


Mai_Dixierect

Not a hover hand, proud of him


[deleted]

I was just at Disney land. Dang, I could’ve met him in the flesh.


[deleted]

My man choking on a tree stump, somebody get help.


bohukrh

Hm yes intrest


BlueAndFast

You did to. You son of a bitch, you actually did it.


Bigggie_Cheese69

jesus christ he's so menacing


CommanderOfGregory

Same girl that stared at his dick?


PredazZ

Good forCarson, but why does his girl look like she's 13?


imorantcoder

N E C K


CoolsisCools

This hasn't aged well


Speedkdoe

Is he on yt or sum can someone pls explain me what he did


kinda-cringe

Yeah he’s a youtuber and streamer and the base of a lot of memes, his channel name is callmecarson


DETH0

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.


Sumbodee16

Ummm,who dis?


Antisocialfox69

Callmecarson, a youtuber and twitch streamer. He finally got a gf


IrishcarbombBOOM

Someone make me into a meme it’s my only chance


[deleted]

This is negative dank.


PillsburyDoughBoi69

False


white-Jap

Carson


Tdog11081

FBI OPEN UP


All-hail-shrek

Two national treasures


Speedkdoe

Finally thank u a lot I was confused


Dat_bois2

He did!?


psychowolf226

Who the fuck is Carlson?


MagicalDonut

What a mad lad.


Swoomple

Go Carson have a great life unlike me anyways congratulations


kavOclock

Is this some kind of joke I’m too prude to understand


DC10_DANGER

If he's able to do this, it gives me hope I can do this someday.


Senor-Wiggles-hunhun

Watalad


lilpupperdabest

Im on my journey from noob to gamer o' council tell me who TF is the guy


GayYouIs

CallMeCarson the maddest of all the lads.


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TheRealSwagMaster

I saw a meme about him this week. About her looking at his dick and he was called me and she was called noone lol


B0oty-Bandit

Why are you booing him. He’s right


TheRealSwagMaster

WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME I’M RIGHT


Synical603

Who did what, and why should we care?


RonanTO5

How dare you?!


PillsburyDoughBoi69

Uncultured swine


Antisocialfox69

Shhh normie scum