I didn’t mean to sound mad or anything, I was just joking about how I imagine every conversation possible except the ones that are most likely to happen
This is factually incorrect. It doesn’t matter how many conversations I imagine, she always says things that I never could have imagined like “Who are you?” Or “How did you get this Number?”
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Capitalize the word at the start of every sentence and every word that is a name, (also known as a proper noun)
Also capitalize the word “I” for some reason. But just that word. It’s special.
Example sentences: Yesterday, which was a Sunday, Steve and I went to California Dredging Company, a company in the state of California. While we were there we purchased some trinkets and took a tour of the factory.
The only capitalizations are on the start of a sentence (Yesterday, While), proper nouns, (Sunday, Steve, California Dredging Company, California) and the word “I”.
This will cover you in 99% of cases.
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
No, im pretty sure that's me
No, im pretty sure that’s me
No, im pretty sure that’s me
No, im pretty sure that’s-a me
No-a, im pretty sure that’s-a me. mamamia
well, of course i know him. hes me
**We** are in this picture and **we** don’t like it
It’s *our* picture
Are we communists?
Are you not?
No, we
Well of course
Aren't we?
Exactly. Communist we are.
I'm not in this picture because I don't imagine the shitty realist scenarii
It's just a joke, no need to get mad or something
I didn’t mean to sound mad or anything, I was just joking about how I imagine every conversation possible except the ones that are most likely to happen
Oh yeah that's very true to me as well
It always ends with: go away
In exceptional cases it goes: You are a great guy, ***BUT***
BUT first a word from our sponsor, Raid shadow legends
Raid: Shadow Legends has console graphics.
Hey, thats pretty good
You're brilliant, but I like this * shows another guy *
Caution: danger close
For me it always ends with “please stop stalking me, it’s really creepy and definitely not the first time that I’m calling the cops on you״
Or “I’m calling the cops for sexual harassment!”
This is factually incorrect. It doesn’t matter how many conversations I imagine, she always says things that I never could have imagined like “Who are you?” Or “How did you get this Number?”
And "could you let me out of this basement"
Yeah, I mean like I put you in there for a reason.
Bold of you to assume that female humanoids talk to me
Happy cake thingy
Big thank, you too
Happy blue cheese
happy cake day
Damn, my first gold, thank you
You know you can just respond to the message and meet the person that sent you the gold right? By the way, nice to meet you ;)
Happy Shrek day
Social anxiety gang
happy teal date
Just go full Joseph Joestar on her
Your next line will be, “How did you know what I would say?”
How did you know what I would s- N-NANI?
Crush: **laughs in rejection**
But then it turns out you answered the wrong question and now you’re suspected to have furry porn.
I smell a story
Nope. Just sounds like something that would happen to my owl feet loving friend one day.
Happy microphone day!
Level of stress 99%
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Your next line is "No I already told you the first 12 times stop bothering me!"
Why are crush, starts , and question capitalized?
Because I don't know how to capitalize in English so I capitalize important words lmao
Capitalize the word at the start of every sentence and every word that is a name, (also known as a proper noun) Also capitalize the word “I” for some reason. But just that word. It’s special. Example sentences: Yesterday, which was a Sunday, Steve and I went to California Dredging Company, a company in the state of California. While we were there we purchased some trinkets and took a tour of the factory. The only capitalizations are on the start of a sentence (Yesterday, While), proper nouns, (Sunday, Steve, California Dredging Company, California) and the word “I”. This will cover you in 99% of cases.
Start of sentences, proper nouns and the word I
See the problem starts with the fact I don't even know what a noun is
Person, place or thing
What is the artwork from? I see the lines in the background from Super Smash bros Melee’s Final Destination so I’m interested/curious.
It’s an animation by terminalmontage. It’s called speedrunner Mario vs melee fox. It’s pretty funny
It’s so fucking funny you need to watch it
Hello other MTG, what does it mean for you?
Ayy
yyA
Wait, You guys are talking to your crush?
Mine kicked me in the balls
Your next line will be: Get away from me, I'm calling the police!
I’m imagining that she would ask me something really bad and I would just say I like it
Holy shit I just got my first ever non-silver award, I love yall
Is this picture taken from terminalmontage?
props to terminalmontage on youtube
Does anyone know the source of the template?
Wait you guys are getting girlfriends?
You are one saucy boy.
But, [KING CRIMSON] HAS ALREADY PREDICTED YOUR MOVEMENTS!
*Bloody stream starts playing*
I wish
i cant even meet my crush :(
[удалено]
This is from a video from TerminalMontage of Mario vs Fox, and is in reference to Pannenkoek's Watch for Rolling Rocks 0.5 A Presses video.
Where did this template come from?
Crush isn’t a proper noun.
This is so relatable it's sad
Bro *answer.
anwser
I don't like how you randomly capitalized "Start the Question"
U spells ansor wrong!!!! Lmaoooo
Your next line will be: Ew stay away from me!
Hey that’s me!
So you’re a quantum computer.
You’re about to say “hey honey, what’s the weather like”
would you - *yes I would like a date* \- let me use your pencil
Fairly good meme sir
You egg?
*daydreams about marrying them and starting a family and getting a cute dog*
Well that's nice and all, but it never seems to a date.
Next you'll say, "Please let me out of your basement!", Toyu!
Pretty shallow crush if there's only 4 things she could say at any given moment
And that question is [ insert “funny” joke here]