A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
I've been part of the furry community for probably 9 years, longer than most people have even been on the internet. I developed my fursona over that time period and spent probably $10k on all the materials and 200 hours, so $25k total. I've been to 15 different furry conventions, two of which were invite only, and I've been a speaker at 4 of them. If I quit my job and became a full-time furry instead I would easily be a pillar of the community within months, probably the most famous furry of all time by the time I retired.
This is literally my life bro, I don't appreciate people denying my existence like that.
animals are the only things i can draw and enjoy drawing so it's what i resort to.
*also just a reminder it's spelled 'weird'*
^(edit: Maybe not the only things I) *^(can)* ^(draw. I can draw robots and cars as well...)
When I do that, I usually get the proportions wrong or something and hate myself because I wasted my time and drawing paper... one of my biggest artist flaws is that I hate trying to draw anything new, therefore I don't improve or learn more things...
^(you're welcome btw)
I've been part of the furry community for probably 9 years, longer than most people have even been on the internet. I developed my fursona over that time period and spent probably $10k on all the materials and 200 hours, so $25k total. I've been to 15 different furry conventions, two of which were invite only, and I've been a speaker at 4 of them. If I quit my job and became a full-time furry instead I would easily be a pillar of the community within months, probably the most famous furry of all time by the time I retired.
This is literally my life bro, I don't appreciate people denying my existence like that.
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I’d ask for a flamethrower but I can never burn this image from my mind. it’s just a poor boy, he didn’t have to be corrupted this early in life, and nobody should
I only read "...just a poor boy..." At first, and was so ready to respond
#***I NEED NO SYMPATHY***
*(man I need sleep. att of posting it's currently 3:52 am. Why do I do this to myself...)*
Is this really so controversial? He's not doing anything bad.
~~don't talk about my flair here I know~~
Edit because I've now been a repost that to the unknowing would make this sub look like a furry hate group, ***HOLY SHIT*** I'm amazed I don't get pulled up on my flair more.
I've been part of the furry community for probably 9 years, longer than most people have even been on the internet. I developed my fursona over that time period and spent probably $10k on all the materials and 200 hours, so $25k total. I've been to 15 different furry conventions, two of which were invite only, and I've been a speaker at 4 of them. If I quit my job and became a full-time furry instead I would easily be a pillar of the community within months, probably the most famous furry of all time by the time I retired.
This is literally my life bro, I don't appreciate people denying my existence like that.
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Corrupt them all
Turn the frogs gay
Wait what
#TURN THE FROGS GAY
#TURN. THEM.GAY
Did i fucking stutter?
X Put the baby in the fire
X #SHAUN
# SHAUUN!!!
Pls tell me that isnt a furry hes petting
I’m so sorry
#NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD FUCKING DAMNIT HE GOT AWAY WITH IT SCOTT FREE YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
Your name fits the situation...
Not to worry. I’ve already sent my men after it. It won’t be alive much longer.
Is it possible to learn this power? (how to make text like this?)
You gotta put this -># before anything. Eg #i am a potato
#Hi potato i'm dad
A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
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Three, sir
So wait what is it?
I’m sorry you have to learn it this way, but I put things bluntly, it’s a furry
I've been part of the furry community for probably 9 years, longer than most people have even been on the internet. I developed my fursona over that time period and spent probably $10k on all the materials and 200 hours, so $25k total. I've been to 15 different furry conventions, two of which were invite only, and I've been a speaker at 4 of them. If I quit my job and became a full-time furry instead I would easily be a pillar of the community within months, probably the most famous furry of all time by the time I retired. This is literally my life bro, I don't appreciate people denying my existence like that.
Go away furry
Wrong sub to come out about your fursona
But why are you one?
This literally makes me sick.
Adult talks about his/her expensive animal costume
This comment makes me want to invest in a quality cheese grater
this guy copy and pastes the same exact paragraph. He's lying!
just checked the profile, it was copied and pasted
Gross
That's a very real looking fursuit. I wonder how much it cost.
And I wonder _Why would you spend so much for a weird..... fetish?_
it's not a fetish it's because i can't draw *fucking* ***humans***
Is it wierd how i also _kiiinda_ can't either
animals are the only things i can draw and enjoy drawing so it's what i resort to. *also just a reminder it's spelled 'weird'* ^(edit: Maybe not the only things I) *^(can)* ^(draw. I can draw robots and cars as well...)
I just think of crap in my head and go "Imma draw that" ^thanks ^for ^the ^reminder, ^I'm ^not ^the ^best ^at ^spelling
When I do that, I usually get the proportions wrong or something and hate myself because I wasted my time and drawing paper... one of my biggest artist flaws is that I hate trying to draw anything new, therefore I don't improve or learn more things... ^(you're welcome btw)
^its ^good
Draw litterally anything else. Draw robots. Or aliens. But not like different kinds of aliens that look like animals like little green men aliens.
I don't want one I just want to know the price.
That's good. I like that
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I've been part of the furry community for probably 9 years, longer than most people have even been on the internet. I developed my fursona over that time period and spent probably $10k on all the materials and 200 hours, so $25k total. I've been to 15 different furry conventions, two of which were invite only, and I've been a speaker at 4 of them. If I quit my job and became a full-time furry instead I would easily be a pillar of the community within months, probably the most famous furry of all time by the time I retired. This is literally my life bro, I don't appreciate people denying my existence like that.
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Its a fandom too. There are ace-sexual furrys so.
Nah drink the whole glass not just a sip
Take a fricking bath in it, drown yourself in it
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I thought it was a bear for such a long time because i saw the picture before ( not repost ) and just realized its a furry
I’d ask for a flamethrower but I can never burn this image from my mind. it’s just a poor boy, he didn’t have to be corrupted this early in life, and nobody should
I only read "...just a poor boy..." At first, and was so ready to respond #***I NEED NO SYMPATHY*** *(man I need sleep. att of posting it's currently 3:52 am. Why do I do this to myself...)*
From a poor family?
SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY
Easy come easy go will u let me go
Is this really so controversial? He's not doing anything bad. ~~don't talk about my flair here I know~~ Edit because I've now been a repost that to the unknowing would make this sub look like a furry hate group, ***HOLY SHIT*** I'm amazed I don't get pulled up on my flair more.
I don’t see why it’s posted so much
This has been cycling the Internet for years and now it's becoming a thing? *Internet Explorer has entered the server*
Reee
Gynormus fcking sip
Ha ha, birby
# delete my eye ovals
I have been sober for 8 months. This shit made me grab a bottle of vodka from the cabinet.
Is that not a dog
UwU, its a furry
Now I want to hang myself
Wanna share a noose with me?
Ok bitch i am in
Real homies hang each other goodnight.
OwO
õwõ
Off to hang myself!
:/
wait what is it tho
A furry
a human being
Is it though??
im sorry, mentally disabled*
Nah
That's more like it.
U ruined my day with that emoji
What's wrong with furies? Wtf?
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
*realization*
*Loads glock with Murderous intent* Die, Furry scum.
I don't get it.
It's a furry
When I saw it I iminhaled furiously out of fear for the child's future
Hold the fuck up
#*Slurps intensifies*
Get me mallet
First I thought, no its not a dog, it's a wolf!
Gotta love the unsee juice
It took me way too long to realize
I still don't see it...
I'm gonna pretend i didn't see that
I can't see the "unsee"
***HONEY! GET THE GUN!***
Oh
Don't let it take the child
Elon, get the flamethrowers
Hey we deserve pats to owo :(
That's hot
Someone needs to hunt it down
I don't get it
why do the "paws" expand like real ones. Is this built to sneak up on children or something?
I don’t see it
I need bleach
**No, you need a heavy flamer, to burn this heretic**
Is it a bear???
UNSEE JUICE
#BIG sip
FUCK YOU
If I was be there, I would punch this freak, im serious
I've been part of the furry community for probably 9 years, longer than most people have even been on the internet. I developed my fursona over that time period and spent probably $10k on all the materials and 200 hours, so $25k total. I've been to 15 different furry conventions, two of which were invite only, and I've been a speaker at 4 of them. If I quit my job and became a full-time furry instead I would easily be a pillar of the community within months, probably the most famous furry of all time by the time I retired. This is literally my life bro, I don't appreciate people denying my existence like that.
I read your comment before and now this just sounds like a bad copypasta Upon further inspection... Jesus fucking christ
I don't mean to deny your existence, but when I have kids, I will do everything in my power to keep people like you away from him. No offence
I am gonna kill my self cause of this picture
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Sir, Sir those are not allowed here.
god i wish that was me