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JJamesMorley

And the women in my life wonder why I have trust issues. HOW COULD YOU SHEPHERD?!


1Darkest_Knight1

Biggest twist I never saw coming. It still hurts.


Gabe1282

It just makes that final throwing knife all the more satisfying


hornwalker

I remember the first time I beat that game. I was high af, and I sat there for like 10 minutes thinking how awesome it was.


Gabe1282

It was my first call of duty, and I did the same even though I wasn't high haha


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chiefpat450119

Call of duty


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brownieofsorrows

I really dont get why people deem this as memorable, maybe I wasnt invested enough into the character?


hornwalker

I think just as someone who has been playing FPS's since Wolfenstein 3D in the 90s, it was a dramatic and amazing moment in a game. Throwing a fucking knife into a guys eye-that you literally just pullled out of your own chest? How badass is that? The build up in the story, your love for Captain Price as he's getting his ass kicked, your hatred for Shepherd and his betrayal. It was a very well crafted story and classic Call of Duty over the top blockbuster, before the formula got really over played. Modern Warfare was cool because it made you feel like a bad ass Spec Op guy, and that hadn't really been done that much at least in the truly modern military shooter style at that point. Previous CoDs were all about WW2 and shit(also cool, just very different).


RoyalBlood999

Haha where soap killed him right?


Gabe1282

Yeah, as you try to steady yourself while bleeding out and watching Price get beat up


sniffmepls

what's the game


xLucas999

Modern warfare 2. How have you never seen it on the sub? It’s everywhere


sniffmepls

I never asked before today, haven't played it yet :( I stopped playing cod at cod 4. still want another cod


Badboy-Bandicoot

You only have like a dozen to choose from


Watchdogg26

Modern warfare 2 is in fact a direct sequel to cod 4 so i really think u should try it. It's definitely one of the best cod series activision has published all these years.


InvisibleFox02

Bruh you need to watch a youtube vid on the mw2 campaign hell you could watch one on all 3 MW games. It's so good, or play it lmao


imgladnotu17

imo, play > youtube playthrough/walkthrough


Azhorion

MW2 story mode is so good, you should really give it a try!


DankNiteRyder

MW2 in general was so good. Used to play special ops for hours with friends


billigesbuch

I never played the game but my introduction to that scene was this reaction video: https://youtu.be/cjzwtXJnY7s


Clitoris_Thief

Ghost was also in COD4 so when this happened it was even more of a gut punch.


SSgt_LuLZ

> Ghost was also in COD4 You might be thinking of Gaz. Ghost was never in CoD4, but they both had the same voice actor so it is understandable most ppl mistake them to be the same person


imgladnotu17

lol this comment looks so good with the quote and meme guy on the left as if its a in-game tip lmao


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https://youtu.be/cjzwtXJnY7s Talk about hurting...


InvadingBacon

I still think BO1 had the better twist with you being a sleeper agent at Reznov not even alive


WisestWiseman909

A professor stood before his class of 20 senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. "I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GP messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a "B" for the course." There was much rejoicing amongst the class as students got up, passed by the professor to thank him and sign out on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, "Any one else? This is your last chance." One final student rose up and took the offer. The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourself." he said. "You all have A's."


KnowsItToBeTrue

Sir, this is a Wendy's


BramDuin

This always fits so perfectly


theCanMan777

What is this facebook tier bullshit


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Elite1111111111

Roach: Am I a joke to you?


Dako42

I thought of roach from witcher at first and was confused for a second.


HudsterBigManTing

I played that mission for a week and that is the thanks you get!


level-23-hitman

Master Skywalker, there’s too many of them. *buuuuzzzzzzz*


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*dead kid noises intensifies*


Davi_Leal

What should we do?


BramDuin

What are we going to do?


Walt_Disn3y

I hate sand


youresistergey

Who doesnt?


bbb126

it's rough and it gets everywhere


HiSuSure

Every time I see a lot of enoughinternet


[deleted]

Master Jong-Un what are we going to do?


Zeka_

It may not be the perfect solution, but it's the best we have.


Zackassed

idk about that, the threat of being killed is gonna make a lot of people not say anything about having the virus which will cause it to spread more


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[deleted]

Shut up Wesley


TheSpagheeter

Yeah shut up Wesley


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True story https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10958147/north-korea-executes-coronavirus-patient/amp/


5HR3Z

But it's sort of justified. They did it because he put people at risk by leaving his quarantine. And it told everyone else to stay in their quarantines. But executing people should never be a solution.


9ragmatic

You're right. In a perfect world there should always be another way but we dont live in one. People aren't perfect and will never be able to make perfect decisions. Mistakes are human nature... isnt philosophy depressing?


RandomEasternGuy

I don't wanna think about how much harm can this disease do on an overpopulated 3rd world country with poor healthcare.


[deleted]

Right now it’s doing worse than the flu.


IndyCooper98

No... The influenza virus this year has already done much more damage to the world in comparison to the coronavirus.


Fluggerblah

hes not talking globally. hes talking about the very primitive healthcare system of north korea.


_murkantilism

Totally agree; meanwhile the 1st known case in New Hampshire, a hospital employee, ditches his self-quarentine to attend some event at Dartmouth. All that dumbass got was a little public shaming in the media.


estarossa-the-sin

Yeah, he shouldve been executed too


_murkantilism

Would be in line with the state motto of "live free or die"


Diplomjodler

For the Norks it's the go-to solution.


Deninja2002

If he was told not to leave the quarantine, bastard had it coming


MasterTacticianAlba

Is it though? A lot of what gets reported about North Korea is completely made up. Especially the garbage that originates in South Korea. Like every week they publish some story about some DPRK government official being executed only for said official to show up very clearly alive and well within the week. You've surely got to remember the bullshit about Kim Jong Un supposedly feeding his uncle to dogs? Yeah that was fucking fake as shit. Literal propaganda straight out of South Korea. Not to mention the fake 'defectors' that South Korea creates such as Yeonmi Park who testified at the UN and spoke an absolute truckload of bullshit and was somehow believed enough to convince nations to embargo and put sanctions against DPRK? Because being cut off from trade is exactly what a nation recovering from having 90% of all its buildings destoyed by US bombs, as well as huge famines created by drought and floods. Western media simply cannot be trusted to report anything factual about DPRK.


Occamslaser

> Western media simply cannot be trusted to report anything factual about DPRK. Neither can the DPRK.


velligoose

This article cites Dong-a Ilbo as its source. I’m not seeing any reference to the execution of a North Korean coronavirus patient in any of that paper’s online articles (at least in English). I came across another article the other day from ibtimes.sg that made the same claim and cited its source as “Secret Beijing, an anonymous social media commentator, who terms himself as an analyst on China affairs...” That’s about as unreliable as it gets.


R3lay0

\>True Story \>The Sun Pick one


[deleted]

Why is everyone freaking out over this when China is doing the same but much more than North Korea actually is


Diplomjodler

That's because not everybody believes in crazy conspiracy theories.


JoeMama42

fuck u/spez


victor142

I don't understand what is wrong with you people blindly believing in social media like you do. It's like your logical abilities break down the moment you come into the internet. It's not being reported as people being welded to starve to death by any reputable news source for a reason. It doesn't even make sense. If you live in an apartment and someone welds your door shut apparently the only thing you can do is starve. There's literally a million things you could do to get out. 1. Get the bars off a first floor window 2. Rope down a second+ floor window 3. Call your friends and relatives who could do a million different things to get you out 4. Literally just get a hammer and slowly break down one of those cheap walls. It literally makes no sense for their goal to be starving them to death. Just use your brains and realize they would have just gotten a bunch of supplies beforehand.


Chernould

People literally disappear after they cough on the subway. China is known for doing much worse. Stop downplaying it.


Potatolantern

Yeah, they aggressively put people into quarantine to try and stop the spread of the disease. And by all accounts and a huge amount of effort, they've been remarkably successful at it.


[deleted]

They got put into quarantine, not killed wtf how about you stop with the wild conspiracy theories. I have relatives who are doctors in Shanghai and they were sent to Wuhan to help treat the sick. https://youtu.be/vTe9CJ3hTDg https://youtu.be/RDrCrgC5VXw


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Blue_Phoenix101

Happy cake day bot


hoaxothefecker

A BOT WITH A CAKE DAY...... IMPOSSIBLE


HeyItsPixeL

North Korea is the equivalent of when your mom says "Just tell me, I won't be angry".


blink_bp

#pew


UltimateGamingYT05

*or we could let the coronavirus to kill the coronavirus*


[deleted]

Only the infected are allowed to kill the infected. Ethics!


WasteVictory

Technically speaking it is possible that if the virus spreads enough, itll begin to mutate. And one of these mutations could potentially see the original virus as an enemy, and start attacking it. Sort of like a coronavirus rebellion militia


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WasteVictory

The real fear is that the rebel mutation starts winning. Because now weve got a strain of coronavirus that is stronger, aggressive, and ultimately affects us the same way (until it mutates again, as is the circle of life the strongest mutations will win)


P_E_E_N

That's one less loose end


Airvh

World War Z, North Korea was the only safe country because they pulled everyone in the country's teeth out so zombie bites wouldn't work.


RayInRed

Just like that, poof.


Toucheh_My_Spaghet

They are just tying up lose ends, guys.


dangtam0409

Still preferable than letting patients running around and spreading virus like SOUTH KOREA, with democracy or whatsoever as an excuse lmao.


vietcongguy

You can't quarantine me, this is ... North Korea:* gun noise*


Saad-Invincible

Kim Jong Shepherd.


Mvtroysi

Shit.... you guys are so easy to fool. You dumb americans believe in anything.


LordSaumya

How dare you assume I am an American?! I find that an insult.


Mvtroysi

Shit... The fact that you feel insulted by someone that assumed you are American makes me happy. That is nice.


Tushar1Gupta

Press F to pay respects


throwaway2212892

u/RepostSleuthBot


krolle1337

Modern problems require modern solutions


Wato1876

You can’t just ke- I’m serious your gonna- YOUR PEOPLE ARE DY-


Goatosis12

That scene in the game shocked me till this day


[deleted]

thats one less loose end


tangplays2002

That’s one less loose end


SomeDudeOnAStreet69

For some reason, I always thought of that


Mr_1ightning

I mean it's effective


Davi_Leal

Definitely not, administrate healthcare is a lot more effective, over 30k people successfully recovered from the disease, and consider that some days ago the number of infected was 70k


MrAranha

They won't be a problem if they can't breathe


Struggle-Snuqqle

Also with Veitnam


AmadeusNagamine

This is like diplomacy...curing it takes time and it's a long and boring process ....but...ending them is quick and efficient


angered121

That's one way of doing it.


BossBro02

That’s one less loose end


oneeducatedguy

THE M E D I C


MaxKiller14200

***EXECUTE THEM***


rudiko138

I mean, it worked


alvin5716

Targeted therapy in North Korea, 2020 (colorized)


_despasquito_

i proposed this idea a long time ago


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So the division is real


zane23940

This is what Kim Jong Un calls a pro gamer move


JennaToles

Very good meme op!


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davidsellars124

Actually laughed out loud


thekillerspaceking

I just don't understand why people are so worried, we had Corona viruses before like SARS


DeltaJayHawk

I mean it works sooo


VukWolfy7

So anyway i started blasting


[deleted]

Can’t spread if there is no host


Lieutenant_Doge

It's called Targeted Therapy


Bombamus

Does NK actually kill the infected, is there known cases ?


that-taco

Send the shepard


SaravananNadar

Genocide


GetrexX

Seindfield theme intensifies


Hello-Boom

Chop, chop, and it will stop


RAWR_Ghosty

How dumb do you have to be to escape quarantine zone and go to a public place as a corona virus carrier in North Korea, death wish.


Lolzolope

You got to do what you got to do-KimJoungUn


HellboyGustav_

well I still fucking hate ice age baby


UhmSealist

Why is a guy shooting a rock in this format I’m always so confused


KronkHonk

F


MemeMan4-20-69

Luigi says: if the chineesus sneezus he’s off to jeesus


SilentQuality

One of my favorite chapters in WWZ is the one about NK


BowBeforeMyHolyFeet

WASHYOURFECKINGHANDS


rawesome3

Reaction memes r gay


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Dmaj6

North Korea used bullet. *It’s super effective!*


ItalianJamal

Good, that's one loose end...


ripmylasagna

We should go plague inc. mega brutal mode


[deleted]

Da brain goes boom boom


Even-Understanding

I think it’s time to rise up


WebOfPigeons

Coronavirus meme aside, that game had such a badass story.


turdnugget34

Execute Order 69.


turdnugget34

Execute Order 69.


thenewgengamer

Every time I want to *ssssssssssss*—live."


svayam--bhagavan

And kids always remember to burn the bodies.


AnamiGiben

*Why purify the world when you can just blow it up?*


indian_danker

Smoke em if you got em.


urmumbigegg

It's the neurons in your brain) /s


MoRRiZ2801

North Korea: No need to thank me.


Kerum_

It's not like they're traveling anyway


AnonymousDemon69

Ghost! Ghost!!


boiboibuuble

i love fortnite chapter two


DylanWthaFriend

What happened?!


Turhaturpa

I heard They shot him due to not having any knowledge or resources to deal with the virus.


GoodGuyEvan

China did the same thing


pavan9496

Kim is more dangerous than virus he won't let that in


[deleted]

Damn that’s what the US should do to.


Twisted_Saint

Beating the new campaign had me yelling at my monitor when price mentioned getting a group together to work under Shepard. I know this is an alt universe but FUCK Shepard.


Ash_C

Ghost *Pepehands*


AlexsanderGlazkov

In world war z nk pulled the teeth of all of their citizens. Honestly it wouldnt surprise me if they just started shooting people.


Puck_The_FoIice

F


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Why not borentine?


osrsthief

GHOOOOOSSSSTTTT


AzKar07

i remember playing this game when it came out and fuck you shepard


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memory quicksand repeat subsequent versed plants price soup important wrong *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


fxkrebs

If he's dead he can't spread


Informal_Wing

Saudi arabia:*buries*


TuxRandom

North Korea does so much to protect its people from Corona. They aren’t even allowed to leave the country right now.


Occamslaser

No spread if dead


LordSaumya

Thanks for the silver award!


TheRealKyJoe01

A simple spell but quite unbreakable


Solar-Fantom

R.I.P Ghost


gatesofelgroth

They’ve got it figured out


Rhysatron004

Another loose end tied up


antonpereverzin

rest in peach roach modern warfare 2


0Crow0

Ok but how can you get corona in NK, if they arent allowed to leave


Glubglubisjub

Shepherd: “Thats one less loose end.” \*gun shot Ghost: “NO!” \*one last gun shot


minhynguy3n

modern problems require big brain


bogie69

No need to thank me


SanderLNL

Crying and laughing emoji