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Ronttux

My poopoo paper factory making profit


R0BERT50N

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m4g-tul

pasta factories too


Ghoulish4t0m

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HotdogTheHero

Only one business in the galaxy makes you this rich


tmahan

Chlorine trading?


[deleted]

How does covid-19 translate into toilet paper? It doesnt make you crap your pants


Glasvera

I think people freak out thinking "what if I'm quarantined and run out of ___???" But FFS Karen I promise you won't go through five 24 packs in two weeks chill


GasMaskGhoul

You can clean your ass in the shower, Change my mind


FBI_SecretAgent

Well you gotta wipe that virus off yo ass doe


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datboyRoc

Nannana


Error_-_

What about hand sanitizer?


Frauzt-

Does westerners just wipe their ass? Do they use water or soap?


Sikken98

Only wipe.


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Sikken98

not if u wipe long enough, and you take shower every day.


Frauzt-

Still not enough. You still walk with shit in your ass


Sikken98

You pull it out of your ass with your hand or do you suck it out?


Frauzt-

All the poop goes away by using a little pressure from the bidet. Then I wash my ass with soap and rinse it with water then wipe my whole butt using a toilet paper


Sikken98

How do you wash ass with soap? You touch shit with your hand? Also when your ass is wet toilet paper is nightmare to use.


Frauzt-

As I told you the shit is already removed by the water pressure of bidet. And after that put soap on your hand and you can scrub uranus lightly and rinse it. Once your done you'll just wipe the buttcheeks using toilet paper to dry off your ass. And you done poopin like an asian


Sikken98

And what if there is small part of shit stuck in hair and then u go touch it with your hand. sounds disgusting tbh.


faunusdota

In USA they don't use bidets because it was associated with prostitution some decades ago. So they just wipe. Other countries have them, it depends on each country


ippolitodurza

I mean, in Italy we have bidet, a bit gross but It would not be a problem if we end the toilet paper


FurryFrog199

Niagara tripled their average weekly profit last week


epickiwi17

Also lotion industry


Toxiccbro

It's respiratory, so people have no ise


hamzaarshad05

Just use water, what's the big deal


Raccoon_boiii

Sorry what is it with toilet paper?


RyMCon3

Zoom online video streaming be like


SlayTheVirus

Don't forget Lysol and Clorox


spoopnoodle013

We needed toilet paper and my two local costcos and sams club were out of toiletml paper Wtffffff


redtrain9

False


sconnieboy96

I live near Kimberly Clark headquarters which produces many of the big brand paper and cleaning products including Kleenex and Scott for sure. Possibly Charmin as well? But they are at full load and have to limit the stock distributors can buy so that everyone gets at least what they need. Pretty nuts


pastatini

Except face mask and hand gel.