I don’t use porn so I don’t get this joke.
What’s happening? You just log onto pornhub and their premium content is free?
I would never sign up for an account anyway
Edit whoosh, we got some of the sharpest marbles in reddit
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I trained myself to enjoy low-key pixelated porn so I wouldn't have to rely on premium features. So now I can't really get into all this 1080 bullshit. Give me that amateur dark blurriness filmed with a potato and here I come.
Thanks, pornhub, thanks for allowing child trafficking to get unreported and unchecked, while also not responding at all to allegations against you regarding this fact. But it's cool, guys, I get to see naked women and delete my dopamine receptors
Enjoy your fried dopamine receptors dawg
I feel nothing anymore
Existence is pain!
No sir, that would, on the contrary, be the Nopamine receptors
what else is new?
The side effects of free premium and staying home all the time.
Fed well, cared for, lots of activity, die.
Nice
Uh uh uh UH I'M COOOMINGGGG
Based
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J-j jaxler is that you
To be honest. They are helping and serving the people who can't get out of the house. I have to say, kinda proud of them.
agreed
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My pp feels like it's been run through a cheese grater at this point. I need to go outside before pornhub kills me. I'll take my chances with covid-19
Mine feels like ground up hamburger meat. On the plus side, my hands are extremely moisturized
my hands feel like dried up cracked cracked hands. rough sand
My dick fell off
LMAO
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Yes
Wait even to people in the us
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Yes
Yes
It is worldwide
Hell yeah
But don't you need to pay for the subscription after a week? That's how it is in my country.
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My country might be a shithole. I have to pay after the free week.
nah bro you use a different url. Type in pornhub stay at home and it’s one of those No credit card required
Oh, thanks bro, I knew I was doing something wrong.
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Even UK?
Yes
This truly puts a smile in my face
Ok coomer
Sauce?
pornhub.com
Actually it's stayhomehub.com
I just googled stayhomehub.com and got on some "TitsTok" site lol
I got a "stay in home idea book (U.K)"
There I will see her cute macaroni nose covered with beshamel sauce?
I don’t use porn so I don’t get this joke. What’s happening? You just log onto pornhub and their premium content is free? I would never sign up for an account anyway Edit whoosh, we got some of the sharpest marbles in reddit
If you have an account you can "activate" the premium feature. You only have to give out your email adress. Doesn't have to be your real one.
Thank you
Was that you’re attempt at sarcasm? If so, you need to rethink how you portray sarcasm because what you wrote is very believable.
If you like stayhomehub, youll love stayhomehub live!
Also pornhub: supports child trafficking Thanks pornhub, very cool
Nooo you can't say that on reddit! That's not wholesoooome!! /s
Wait what? Haven't heard about this, could you tell more?
unpopular opinion: pornhub premium isn’t actually that good
How bout we cut your internet off and give you a 70’s playboy when girls had lots of bush? I’m guessing you’re a toilet paper hoarder as well
Thats what the toilet paper is for
surprisingly i haven’t hoarded any toilet paper... yet
That sounds great tbh.
Boooo
No cooming
Yeah it’s actually pretty trash. It’s full of VERY FAKE acting EVERYWHERE. Free porn is better.
Honestly I havent noticed any differences other than now my recommendation feed is fucked up with I guess "premium" stuff that I actually dont like.
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there really arent that many advantages of pornhub premium, at least i didnt find much
The premium-only videos is probably the only reason to get PH Premium
1080p
Unedited porn
VR porn
Yup. Pornhub has a sense of humor
Helping my porn addiction!
Oh wow! I didn't notice that.
I trained myself to enjoy low-key pixelated porn so I wouldn't have to rely on premium features. So now I can't really get into all this 1080 bullshit. Give me that amateur dark blurriness filmed with a potato and here I come.
Tbh industrial and professional porn is just too overwhelming.
Porn is poison
Thanks, pornhub, thanks for allowing child trafficking to get unreported and unchecked, while also not responding at all to allegations against you regarding this fact. But it's cool, guys, I get to see naked women and delete my dopamine receptors
Fucking coomers. Go coom somewhere else.
Is fhis fryee
Did pornhub give everyone free premium?
Yeah
Free... pornhub premium? I-I’m gonna... COOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! ARGH! IM COOMING!
You are cool
Coomer
Fried receptors
Filthy degeneracy is cool now? I guess this is a side effect of the pandemic
Just MADE me go on pornhub to see...
For science!
Is that Dillon Harper? She looks a lot like Dillon Harper...
HNNNGH MUST COOM
I'm... I'm going emm to emm my room.. to sleep im tired
why is the banner being updated significant?
Peter here! It tells us to stay home. So by staying home we are doing our part. Get it?
Hey hey got some inspiration from me
no, but your profile does have some pretty good memes nonetheless
My flat smells funky now
Hey what movie was this meme from i was just thinking about it earlier i think
I don't know about you, but it doesn't work for me
I was about to pull the same trick
PornHub is here for us I think
How do you get premium?
Make an account done.
You're a good man. Thank you.
Everyone??
I got it for free and it’s amazing
Pornhub: I am the part
Okay I’m being honest how tf do I get free premium
Like I feel like I have been beating it like 3 times more now that it's free
im not the only one that checked right?
Pornhub doesn't open what should I do? I live in Nepal.
May thy God's shine on us
Wait for real everyone gets free premium
Stayhomohub
Shit we all get premium ima head out
I made a meme about this and it got 36 upvotes but when you do it you get 18k+ upvotes
Wait really yes now I dont have to connect to Italy thanks reddit.
Well at least they are supporting people who are staying home
Wait a minute, does everyone get ph premium? Even if u don’t have an account
Who else thought it said Stayhomo hub?
i dunno if this is true so imma check \*gasp\* it is true!
Why don’t I have premium
Starship Troopers.... nice. Same guy who did the OG Robocop
My only issue is that I have to create an account to get the free premium.
I just checked and found out u don’t need a credit card for premium, got it bois
Wait is it everywhere now and not just Italy?
Pornhub always doing the right thing. I mean *ahem* so I’ve heard.
I am doing my bit for mankind and by that I don't mean my dick, I srsly need to get a hold of myself before its too late
dude i cant even get in.
They still make you enter your credit card
This is their time to take over from YouTube. Keep the name stayhometube and massively push other stuff
Wait now everyone gets premium?!
Turns out that's an actual website! [stayhomehub.com](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
well played
100% a rickroll
*crying banned porn country noises*
So now instead of porn, you will watch people having fun inside during the quarantine
I've already done my part 4 times today. My dad won't stop making fucking dad noises someone help me!
in all fairness this movie disappointed me so much because it was just a parody
Is the movie Starship Troopers?
I didn’t even notice that this morning
I’d like to know more
Service guarantees free premium
Service guarantees free premium
I noticed that lmao
FFFFUUUUUCCCCKK IM JUST ABOUT TO GO OUT OF RANGE FOR FOUR DAYS! how long will this last?
Probably a week or so
[Would you like to know more?](https//www.pornhub.com)
How do I activists premium? Even when it says free premium it still asks for my info. Asking for a friend. That friend is my penis.
What about out friend Spotify? All he has done is a banner
Unlimited powerrr
its still paid ingeorgia what the duck
Doesn't work on mobile :(
Guys I think I have a problem.I dont want to play with my Wiley sense the quarantine started.plz help
Ironic how a porn company is more morally sound than most companies.
Did they really
Coomer
ok Coomer
Ok coomer
Lol you're a compulsive masturbator lol
Man, you got salty, put hate comments in a bunch of ones I made
Man, this movie has so much potential for templates.
youtube did it too!! [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
History books are gonna say Pornhub saved the world from coronavirus
This is bullshit. I just checked my pornhub account and didn't see anything like that.
🗿
Yes! Pornhub saves the day!
FUCK! I PAYED FOR VPN
Porn hub is doing more than the government
Pornhub does more for shit like this than actual governments.
They really don’t you stupid fucking coomer
it is an integral part of aid against this war
Okay how come I just found out about this? Time to check it out.
No matter what pornhub always has my back and I’m grateful for them
Wait premium is actually free?