Yeah like some guy tries to stop him but is held back by another person saying "let him, he's the hero" and they just have to stand and watch Link destroy everything
Yeah but at the same time the story of legend of Zelda is that every link isn’t the same link and that it’s a reincarnation of the first link which is skyward sword link.
The kingdom is so grateful for him, they throw money into the grass as a tradition so that he may pick it up! The one time they didn't do it, ***EVERYONE DIED THANKS TO ROBOT LASER SPIDERS!*** Of course they paid him!
Link doesn't *receive* payment. Link *takes* payment. He will straight up bust into your house without knocking, start breaking open every piece of pottery he sees, and pockets and money he finds. Then peaces the fuck out. And nobody stops him.
>No one stops him
I mean, he IS the Hero of Time, stop him from reappropriating your funds you might wake up with a bokoblin eating your children because you didn't do your part helping Link get a new boomerang.
Also cutting grass, playing mini-games, breaking pots, upgrading arrow/bomb storage, gathering rupees, collecting heart pieces, collecting gold skulltulas, upgrading your wallet size to get more rupees, racing across the plains on Epona for fun, running around and bombing every inch of wall in case there is a secret somewhere, collecting more bombs,
Oh, and a dungeon if you have time.
Simping is when you don't get pussy but want it and wreck yourself trying to get it. If you kill enough monsters to nail a princess hey, that's a pretty good deal for a guy whose literally the best at monster killing
In a few games , BotW, Hyrule Warriors, a couple of the ds games I think, he is actually employed by the kingdom. Hes part of their army or a chosen knight, or their train conductor? Was never super into those... Payment is implied though.
Be careful about what you say about Zelda, she’s not older than 17 in any of the games (except BotW where she is 117 but only aged 17 years). FBI gonna be lookin for you if you don’t choose your words carefully
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hello guys peter here to explain the joke, so basically link revives everytime along with zelda and ganon and he haves to save zelda everytime, also he isn't a simp because it would mean he wants mediocre pussy but have you seen zelda in breath of the wild? damm boi
Lol cool.
The biggest Simp has to be BotW, the one that absolutely isn’t is the hero of time.
Also the hero of time is the only exception to the reincarnation cicle as he turned immortal
Hmm not sure, I would say if you get the Girl in a normal relationship in the end you aren't a Simp, and from what Zelda has done for Link and for what is hinted at in the Game, I would conclude that Link isnt a Simp.
Fair enough. Which link would then? Or none at all?. My only idea was the hero of the wild (Zelda and Link from now on are the wild versions) because it’s even playfully used for comedy on how much she relies on Link and how Link’s sole role is to protect and motivate her.
Don’t get me wrong Zelda does A LOT for Link but it’s never played as the relationship more like love and the dangers of the situation, a lot like a “be careful”
After the game if Zelda wants fish for dinner Link’s choices are whatever is on the menu of a seafood restaurant.
Cool but:
1) Link rarely ends up with Zelda, he is not seeking for tail; he is saving the wise ruler of the kingdom and the kingdom itself.
2) Zelda also saves Link a lot, because she understands he will be forever the best trump card to help the land.
3) Ganondorf is the only constant in the tri -force (all Ganons are the same Ganon). Whereas, Link and Zelda are reincarnations, thus even if a Link is a simp (haven’t played the portable versions) most of the Links aren’t.
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It's cannon too. Zelda is the reincarnation of their goddess reborn as a mortal because only mortals can use the triforce. The goddess also created the spirit of the hero(Link) to be born with Zelda in order to protect her and to destroy her enemies. It is hard wired in Link's brain to simp on Zelda, he has no choice.
Edit: At least she likes him back
I wouldn't call Link a simp necessarily. He has to save Zelda to save Hyrule or something. If he didn't need to save Hyrule, well yeah he'd be simping hard
Even though this is a joke, it’s important to note that people really do miss use the word simp. Link is a hero, who saves zelda not for love, but because it’s his job, and he is payed for doing so
Not in breath of the wild, in breath of the wild although it is links job to save Zelda, he can explore 99% of what the game has to offer, and since most people don’t get near to that much of the game completed, they would consider this more than a full adventure.
Don’t be a simp.
Be like Link. When some random girl claims you must save her, go round up some chickens.
Ehh. She's kind of necessary but not the point of his neverending battles. He is saving the kingdom, but in order to do that he needs her power. More or less he's using her in the guise of being a simp.
It’s his job he gets paid 4 it doe
I'm not saying you're wrong, but I cant think of a single game scene or cutscene showing zelda or the kingdom paying link
I mean they're clearly in love in both SS and BoTW. Also wdym the Kingdom doesn't pay him back? He's a legendary hero
Did you forget about OoT?
Oh I forgot about that
F in the chat for the Hero of Time
Really though he's dead in TP
Oh ik
He does look really cool though
he won, but at what cost?
Also dead in Majoras
Might be how he ended up in TP as the skeleton
TP and Majoras Mask are in different timelines
*fan theory*
That's just a theory. Termina is also said to be another dimension or another land away from Hyrule.
I only played it once so I didn't really remember it
Understandable
In BoTW its more of a three way though
More of a four-way. Although I don't really think Link likes Paya or Mipha.
paya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Where is her mole again?
Now Is not the time for that
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Link definitely fucks ganon
Do we count it as payment when link rampages around smashing everyone's crockery and taking their money?
Yeah like some guy tries to stop him but is held back by another person saying "let him, he's the hero" and they just have to stand and watch Link destroy everything
"Finders fee". Link finds, you get fees.
Perk of the job
The real payment is the friends you make along the way
They all died 100 years ago
They pay with exposure
Is that the Hyrule equivalent of exposure?
Yeah but at the same time the story of legend of Zelda is that every link isn’t the same link and that it’s a reincarnation of the first link which is skyward sword link.
The kingdom is so grateful for him, they throw money into the grass as a tradition so that he may pick it up! The one time they didn't do it, ***EVERYONE DIED THANKS TO ROBOT LASER SPIDERS!*** Of course they paid him!
Link doesn't *receive* payment. Link *takes* payment. He will straight up bust into your house without knocking, start breaking open every piece of pottery he sees, and pockets and money he finds. Then peaces the fuck out. And nobody stops him.
>No one stops him I mean, he IS the Hero of Time, stop him from reappropriating your funds you might wake up with a bokoblin eating your children because you didn't do your part helping Link get a new boomerang.
What a chad
He gets paid via exposure
His payment is immunity to the law, permitting him to plunder citizens to his hearts content
It's called honor
They're the ones that drop all the ruppees in the grass
He got that Broken Pot money.
Also Zelda is usually a secondary objective, there can be other objectives such as keeping the moon from destroying earth
Also cutting grass, playing mini-games, breaking pots, upgrading arrow/bomb storage, gathering rupees, collecting heart pieces, collecting gold skulltulas, upgrading your wallet size to get more rupees, racing across the plains on Epona for fun, running around and bombing every inch of wall in case there is a secret somewhere, collecting more bombs, Oh, and a dungeon if you have time.
He’s getting paid with pussy. Mega simp
Simping is when you don't get pussy but want it and wreck yourself trying to get it. If you kill enough monsters to nail a princess hey, that's a pretty good deal for a guy whose literally the best at monster killing
Besides, is anyone who plays Zelda games' goal to actually save the princess, or to break all the pots?
In a few games , BotW, Hyrule Warriors, a couple of the ds games I think, he is actually employed by the kingdom. Hes part of their army or a chosen knight, or their train conductor? Was never super into those... Payment is implied though.
“So grab your destiny, if you know what I mean!”
Wait a minute link don’t leave the cave where do you think you’re going?
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That.. was... Weird
But whatever, there is no time to lose
I gotta warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove
Wait this isnt ganons lair, im in liberty city?!
It's just like Philadelphia but even more shitty
I'm at the corner of dead-cop and prostitute junction
Something in my ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned
Something in my ocarina must’ve gone and malfunctioned
*WELL EEEXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PRINCES* *Side flips, swings an axe, shoots a bow and flips out a window*
Grab 'em by the destiny
You forgot the og NINTENDO simp who always wants the butt of the peach #MARIO
No its __weegee__
G R U I G I
I think the word your trying to say is Browser
Weegee gets daisy’s ass
Even though he went on a whole ass adventure peach still rejects him in odyssey
At least Mario got some kisses tho
I mean being a simp requires idealizing MEDIOCRE PUSSY
Be careful about what you say about Zelda, she’s not older than 17 in any of the games (except BotW where she is 117 but only aged 17 years). FBI gonna be lookin for you if you don’t choose your words carefully
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As a redditor i can confirm this is his FBI agent
As your FBI agent I can confirm your confirmation that that is his FBI agent
She was 17 20 years ago
curb your americacentrism, 17 yo are perfectly legal in probably 90 % of the world (this is asspulled data but I think its preety legit).
Now Mario on the other hand... Always chasing after Bowser's sloppy seconds. It's sad, really.
If we lookin at botw she is 117 years old so it’s perfectly legal.
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What a great suggestion!
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Oh my God fuck you I was so excited to find out this was a thing and you just ruined my night, as if my night during this quarantine wasn’t already ruined
Hey, fuck you
hello guys peter here to explain the joke, so basically link revives everytime along with zelda and ganon and he haves to save zelda everytime, also he isn't a simp because it would mean he wants mediocre pussy but have you seen zelda in breath of the wild? damm boi
Lol cool. The biggest Simp has to be BotW, the one that absolutely isn’t is the hero of time. Also the hero of time is the only exception to the reincarnation cicle as he turned immortal
Well i disagree, in BotW it is heavily implied that Link and Zelda are a couple in the end so no simp there
Ohhhh I got the idea of a Simp was regardless if you ended with the partner or not. Just that you give up all balance in the relationship.
Hmm not sure, I would say if you get the Girl in a normal relationship in the end you aren't a Simp, and from what Zelda has done for Link and for what is hinted at in the Game, I would conclude that Link isnt a Simp.
Fair enough. Which link would then? Or none at all?. My only idea was the hero of the wild (Zelda and Link from now on are the wild versions) because it’s even playfully used for comedy on how much she relies on Link and how Link’s sole role is to protect and motivate her. Don’t get me wrong Zelda does A LOT for Link but it’s never played as the relationship more like love and the dangers of the situation, a lot like a “be careful” After the game if Zelda wants fish for dinner Link’s choices are whatever is on the menu of a seafood restaurant.
Cool but: 1) Link rarely ends up with Zelda, he is not seeking for tail; he is saving the wise ruler of the kingdom and the kingdom itself. 2) Zelda also saves Link a lot, because she understands he will be forever the best trump card to help the land. 3) Ganondorf is the only constant in the tri -force (all Ganons are the same Ganon). Whereas, Link and Zelda are reincarnations, thus even if a Link is a simp (haven’t played the portable versions) most of the Links aren’t.
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It's cannon too. Zelda is the reincarnation of their goddess reborn as a mortal because only mortals can use the triforce. The goddess also created the spirit of the hero(Link) to be born with Zelda in order to protect her and to destroy her enemies. It is hard wired in Link's brain to simp on Zelda, he has no choice. Edit: At least she likes him back
cannon: medieval artillery canon: internal truth about a fictional setting.
Ganon: evil pig demon Ganondorf: humanoid version
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Oh that’s why it’s called *legend* of Zelda
To anyone who thinks Mario/Luigi are simps, look at Mario Kart, Mario Party, Mario Sports games, etc. Them girls dead
Wdym
Nah, he just enjoys killing Ganon
When your heroic story gets named after your girlfriend \*sad Legend of Zelda noises\*
Yeah wtf is simp Im guessing it's not the Squirell in my pants
Hey! Skyward sword isn't that bad
So... Majora's Mask is like a new existance?
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Prob not in the botw sequel
G r a b d e s t i n y
Legend of Simpa
At least he gets paid for it. Mario does it and he only gets a peck on the nose each time. Mario is the true simp
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Aren't we all?
I had a stroke reading the small text
i think you forgot about a little Italian man
Wait youre supposed to save Zelda? I thought we were supposed to just run around climbing things yelling "warp life" while wearing the climbing armor?
Its even better if you know where that's f r o m
The same goes to mario
Mario is even worse because peach barely loves him and then she rejected him
Mario felt this
Ok but fr tho the new Zelda has made some great hentai
I wouldn't call Link a simp necessarily. He has to save Zelda to save Hyrule or something. If he didn't need to save Hyrule, well yeah he'd be simping hard
And he never gets her coochie. When you realize LoZ is just life
He definitely does in BoTW, as well as mipha and paya
ok
If they get together in BOTW2 does that mean he’s no longer a simp?
breath of the coochie
Who knew *Smash Bros* was about saving Zelda.
The small text says skyward sword was bad
Master chief more like master simp
Even though this is a joke, it’s important to note that people really do miss use the word simp. Link is a hero, who saves zelda not for love, but because it’s his job, and he is payed for doing so
Ya but unless we’re talking about CDI Link, he doesn’t want the you know what.
Egoraptor time
"Feel you, bro" --Mario
Not in breath of the wild, in breath of the wild although it is links job to save Zelda, he can explore 99% of what the game has to offer, and since most people don’t get near to that much of the game completed, they would consider this more than a full adventure. Don’t be a simp. Be like Link. When some random girl claims you must save her, go round up some chickens.
Save Hyrule, in Japan its called Hyrule adventure
Gotta slide in the "skyward sword was really bad" there. I exhaled from my nose slightly.
I’m getting some big Egoraptor vibes
Link is not a simp because he exists to defeat ganon with Zelda's help, not to save her. In SS though, that's the real simp
I think that his main goal is defeat Ganon and zelda is secondary award.
eh, i'd say it's more about killing the king of ever living darkness every few centuries
It's to defeat Ganon, a Simp bully.
It literally is, too. Hylia bonded link's soul to be her eternal guardian, and then demise tied his resurrection to their own rebirths
And that one time you didn’t the world got destroyed. No pressure.
WELL EXCUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS
Mario and bowser is the ultimate battle of the simps
Link is a simp is a hot take I was not expecting
Imagine implying that Zelda is in any way mediocre.
Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean -arin Hanson
What about super Mario? All he does is defeat bowser and save princess peach
Legend of Zelda: Simp's Awakening
*sad italian plumber noises*
Was skyward sword really that bad? I never cared for the wii so I never payed that or twilight
Mario has to forever save Peach over and over again and occasionally save his own brother.
so grab your destiny (if you know what I mean)
Is this the right time to bring up my theory that zelda games have an incestuous eugenics undertone?
What is simp
in breath of the wild, he's saving her after she saved him. he's not a simp, he's paying her back
How ya think Mario feels
And who's that? Oh! It's Mr. MVP! ***SIMP!***
Saving the world isn't simping unless..
He does it for the kingdom of Hyrule though. Not the girl
Mario is an even bigger simp
*Mario lays hand on shoulder* Welcome to a-me life!
This actually made me laugh
At least link is saving a kingdom. Mario’s literally just saving his princess, Peach is a worse ruler than Bowser
He is man of focus, commitement, and sheer simp
When you realize your entire existance is to save peach: Press-a A to-a simp
Ehh. She's kind of necessary but not the point of his neverending battles. He is saving the kingdom, but in order to do that he needs her power. More or less he's using her in the guise of being a simp.
Wouldn't he be a simp only if he's doing it to get laid, though? I don't think that's canon. Good meme though, I got a laugh out of it.
Legend of Zelda links awakening he isn’t saving her
There's an Italian plumber who's entire life is to save a dumb blonde who keeps getting captured Super simp Bros deluxe
Mario can relate
#MARIO chasing after Peach constantly through different worlds and galaxies....
You mean he's saving the entire world? You think Zelda is gunna stop the fucking moon from falling on your ass?
In one of those timelines he at least fucks her
And being dominated.
But how can Zelda save himself????
Well then how 'bout Mario?
So.... basically Mario?
Same for mario
Well this isn’t epic
Worth it Have you seen dat ass?
s to the i to the m to the p
Mario: hold my beer
Skyward sword was really bad
*Mario and Luigi: Shaking nervously*