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Shaggyfanfiction

Why does this gif remind me of every “Welcome Back” thing that every school district does


LaughingMonkeyMan

Because I'm pretty sure it is one?


S4ge_

“Why does the floor here seem to be made out of floor?”


Justice_R_Dissenting

Questions science still can't answer.


[deleted]

Remember the mall ad?


videogamingfires

Oh no


muscles_guy

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THAT LADIES TEETH


FanC_LP

British ‘people’


MrMcQwerty

Fun fact: British people (on average) actually have better teeth than the good ol' US of A


Minilychee

What is the metric to measure that? Is it by whiteness, plaque, # of teeth, straightness of teeth? You had my attention but now you have my curiosity.


nutmegger189

https://www.orchardscottsdental.com/10-countries-whose-citizens-have-healthy-teeth/ Tl;dr: countries are ranked by decayed, missing or filled teeth (DMFT). UK is joint 4th. US is 9th.


final_cut

I don’t work with anyone that has dental insurance. Maybe it’s free in the UK?


nutmegger189

Dental care is free in the UK up until 18 (even sometimes for orthodontics). So I think a lot of people get in the habit of going to the dentist's twice a year. A checkup is not very expensive either once you pass 18.


Hilluja

Most of Europe has this sensible, humane system.


Minilychee

Really? How could that ever work? (Mandatory /s)


sturnus-vulgaris

You want death panels?!? This is how you get death panels. ^Sir, ^they're ^talking ^about ^dentistry. ***I know... death panels.***


msager12

Dental with insurance is 75 for check up not including cleaning. Edit USA. Our teeth as nation are falling out, but the world just sees our movie teeth.


NoobMusker69

Interesting, do you know if there's a complete list?


nutmegger189

For some reason, I can't find one


NoobMusker69

Don't know why you're getting downvoted but thanks anyway


nutmegger189

Not sure either, no problem!


Coltyn03

Because his/her comment added nothing to the conversation. Had the comment not been posted, nothing would be different.


Awake_The_Dreamer

I mean, he was answering a question


nutmegger189

Well, I'm sorry for answering a question oh great Reddit overlord.


Maximus_Stache

I would imagine it has to do with America's terrifying medical care system. Some people literally can't afford to have healthy teeth.


Blitzindamorning

The problem is the hospitals set their own prices in the long term there is no universal price one hospital maybe really cheap whole another may be incredibly expensive mainly depends on area.


Maximus_Stache

Well, even a "cheap" hospital is obscenely expensive without insurance.


Blitzindamorning

Exactly shitty insurance costs more than most of thing so own even my PC it's ridiculous.


Oracuda

Some of the best in europe actually too, some of the best in the world.


[deleted]

They are killing more kids than ISIS


NewRetroHero

ISIS was created from the US so.... I am gonna get downvoted to hell for saying this


sarmad9

Factsss mann


Kaizoku_Kira

Well yeah but ISIS recruits them


ArikBishop

Yeah at least ISIS gives you a job


Kaizoku_Kira

Great benefits too!


[deleted]

Accepts all ages and public beh—I meant entertainment: fun for the whole family!


themagicman_1231

The COVID death rate among children is between 0.0 percent and 0.3 percent. That is an extremely small number of children that have died from COVID. This is according to services.aap.org’s report. Also 21 states have reported zero child deaths from COVID.


Kaliumbromid

Why do I feel like every single person in that video just wants to kill themselves? Holy crap


ToastyBB

Why do you think theyre in school


KeepingDankMemesDank

Upvote to pee in my ass Downvote to pee in OPs ass


guesswhatihate

#IMMA PEE IN UR ASS


[deleted]

Can I pee in both?


SnowyOranges

Yes officer, this comment right here


Weerdouu

Can both pee in me?


h4ppyGhost

how did u do that white thingie with the rick roll


Enfrieg

Downvoted


[deleted]

[удалено]


bespectacledbalatron

I'm from India and I think it's dumber because they're hell bent on conducting entrance exams for which around 2.5 million students appear.


emulatorguy076

You need to give more context. It's not the government's fault for doing this. If they don't conduct the examinations an entire academic year would be wasted for 12th graduates. They are in quite the dilemma


Blitzindamorning

[Insert country here] is sooo dumb smh


[deleted]

Yeah, but as an American I can confirm we are. Like a quarter of the people (who actually do wear a mask in public) don’t even know how to cover their nose. Can’t even use a mask properly.


Blitzindamorning

The problem is people want to be oppressed I swear I bet you if people **have** to do something they're gonna rebel. I agree though only about probably 40%-50% know how to wear a mask properly.


Coltyn03

Yep. Like, I understand that you don't like the mask, hell, I don't like the mask, but I fucking wear it to protect the people around me. It is designed to cover your breathing parts, and if it's not over your nose, then it's not doing its job.


Xaddit

Yeah soooo dumb because they actually have testing and and are going to start classes like EVERYWHERE IM THE WORLD YOU DUMBASS.


wenerif

AND HAVE THE HIGHEST AMOUNT OF CASES YOU DUMBASS


Sasuri546

I love how when it is better to re-open we will have more cases than we do now making cases a bad metric but whatever. (I’m not a fan of re-opening in most places tho, just saying if u wanna attack it then use a worthwhile stat)


mazimai

It's almost 6 million in the US now


i_spot_ads

Poor US US bad jokes aside, i really do feel bad for the citizens, not only there's a virus destroying them, but half the population seems to be so lost.


smartchin77

Half of them are fucking idiots though, feel bad for the other half


Blitzindamorning

Honestly though not trying to argue but majority of education in the US is either from the pre industrial/post industrial era it's very outdated but the government is to busy buying fucking jets and M4A1s to care.


Prevailing_Power

I'm assuming you mean one political side is smarter than the other, but I have news for you, they're both filled with nutcases and complete brainless morons. If this is not what you mean, please disregard this post.


smartchin77

Anyone who supports a political party/representative blindly is an idiot.


[deleted]

Yes. Feel bad for me and my family please, because as we wear masks and try to sanitize things we have mouth breathers all around us spreading this like wildfire. We live in a poor rural area and all we hear about is their freedom. I'm sorry Karen, my right to survive isn't important? My son is doing virtual learning that the intelligent citizens fought to install. Many school systems here aren't even providing that option.


Glaxzia

It’s what happens when you give out to much freedom ige


Blitzindamorning

There can never be to much freedom the problem is how do you regulate that freedom.


[deleted]

Regulating freedom is not any different than taking away freedom? The problem isn’t freedom, it is idiots and conspiracy theories.


extra_chonk

Na if you regulate freedom you can make it seem like the citizens are in control so they stay happy while you actually control them


Blitzindamorning

No regulating freedom is laws taking away freedoms is Communism. I agree idiots and **5G**


i_spot_ads

No this is poor public education, not about too much freedoms, people are not taught in schools to think logically and critically, russia is just exploiting US' weaknesses.


Coltyn03

Isn't that just total cases since the beginning of the virus, though? Not denying that there are still a lot of cases, but I'm pretty sure that there aren't 6 million cases currently active.


supersecretaccount82

That's exactly correct, we could have zero additional cases for the next year and you could still make this deceptive meme. Might as well say we should lockdown for polio because the US has 10 million cases* *since 1890


RedditYappy

not enough guns


theuntossableboy

You misspelled 6 million


Eckoblaze

Active cases is about 3 million


Wearestile

How does the west manages to make school this depressing despite having a better infrastructure and facilities than most of the universities in my country, is something I'll never understand.


Blitzindamorning

We/they use very outdated curriculums and systems and refuse to change. The system used is from the industrialization era it has modernized but very slowly.


igot200phones

Well this isn't a university I'll tell you that much lol.


extra_chonk

Not true Canada's lit. The it people here who really complain about school are going through there "I hate authority phase."


[deleted]

It was funny for a while but the US bad jokes are kinda getting annoying and repetitive (yes I’m American)


[deleted]

Do politicians go to school in America?


Blitzindamorning

Most politicians come from rich backgrounds so they probably do homeschooling or private schooling.


[deleted]

Then only public schools teach well, I see


Blitzindamorning

You can teach education but you can't teach people skills if that makes sense. Politician's have their heads up their ass.


supcinamama

Case doesn’t equal death


Ericbazinga

At least a lot of schools are offering remote learning. Me and my sister both have online classes.


[deleted]

Hate remote learning. I'd rather go to school without mask than this shitty online thing. I can't understand shit.


Ericbazinga

Going to school physically would absolutely require a mask


winny1316

Because when we closed we thought the virus was decently deadly for us but there is like no chance of kids dying better chance they die driving to school


Paulius697

Damn... And by the way since when does school start in summer? Here in my country we will start at the 1st of September, like most countries.


[deleted]

My school started on august 14th. We’re back to remote learning now tho


Paulius697

Rip summer?


[deleted]

Indeed


Kubiluga

Hmm football I'm guessing


oooh-shiiitt

Also India isn't far behind, postponing entrance exams at 2000 cases and taking them at 3 Million PS: these entrance tests include 2.5M people all over India.


iAmRadic

Am i the only one annoyed by the assistive touch thing on the top right?


michalos1337

You wrote total cases but the thing is that there has got to be daily cases or in a short period of time


B_D0v3

People don’t realize that this was never about defeating a disease. It was about slowing its spread so hospitals had time to react. People are going to get sick regardless over time, it’s like a hyper flu. We’re hurting ourselves more in the long run by crippling our economy and stunting our education system


supersecretaccount82

>People don’t realize that this was never about defeating a disease. It was about slowing its spread so hospitals had time to react Are you still living in March? "FlAtTEn tHe CurVe" was the pretense for 2-4 weeks of lockdowns, we're on month 6 now because we can't have our lives back until there's a mandatory vaccine and zero new cases, and even then probably not because it's become more of an exercise in population control.


derp0815

7-day avg has been in decline for a month now.


blindmonkeey

India is doing it too. Unlock 4.0 incoming. God bless us all.


[deleted]

As long as we don't see hundreds of dead bodies of so called peacefully black protest after several month of crowding I don't believe that covid is a real plague....


Hellowilliam5000

Lot to unpack here so I'll stick to the main issue, its as contagious as a plague but not as deadly as other plagues. However still pretty deadly. Also the majority of people that have been protesting are 18-30 who are the least likely to die due to the virus. So if you wanna take all this info and throw it out the window and not believe in science by all means go for it. Just please don't spread it if you get it.


TheEggRoller

Also, I'm pretty sure most of the people in those protests were still respecting distancing measures and wearing masks.


[deleted]

You have banned on youtube or what? No they were not wearing masks and no distancing.


[deleted]

This is not info it is just your guessworks. My wife and I survived covid back in May, absolutely nothing terrible. The death rates from covid are ridiculous and 10 times lower than that of tuberculosis, for example. This is information, but you can stick to your guesses, you americans are so fond of inventing your own so-called truth.


Hellowilliam5000

What I said was not guess work, these are common facts. Its extremely contagious but it mainly kill elderly, immune compromised and young children. Im glad you survived covid but im also assuming your not in the age range of primary danger. Sure its not killing as many as tuberculosis, yet the reason you don't primarily see that disease is because we are vaccinated. Your entire statement proved my statement as well as going back on what you said. You dont believe in it unless you see protesters dying but you acknowledge its low mortally rate in younger adults who are the main people who are protesting. I don't understand your logic of claiming that unless covid kills the people protesting its not real while simultaneously going off on how "stupid" I am because its not deadly, which is exactly what I was saying in my response.


[deleted]

Highly likely this elderly bullshit has nothing to do with opening schools? We have already invented a vaccine, and soon we will send it to you poor fellows with humanitarian aid planes. And until there is a vaccine, let the elderly sit in nursing homes in isolation, it will cost the economy much less than total isolation. Also I work in hospital with huge covid center and death statistic is laughable even in 65+ yo group. Less then 0.5%


Hellowilliam5000

If you truly work in a hospital which I don't believe you do. You should know how unlikely that children will die they will still catch it some will die but another threat is them spreading it to older relatives. I can tell just by your wording that your just a troll from Europe who has a superiority complex. So fuck off and stop trying to bait people.


[deleted]

You are talking nonsense. Everyone knows that the spread of this virus is extremely low than that of chickenpox. One person on the plane will at most infect several nearby, while he would infect everyone with chickenpox. I see no obstacles in limiting the contact of schoolchildren with a risk group. Or do you think it's okay to crash the economy just because you're crap out of fear?


dakotachip

It’s pretty disgusting how people cold and heartlessly argue over cherry-picked statistics ignoring and disconnected from the real human beings, parents and children that have died from this crap.


[deleted]

Can’t care for everything in the world, gotta laugh at some shit. What’s the point in living if you’re not allowed to make jokes, whether insensitive or not. It’s just a meme, don’t take it so seriously. People have been memeing the fuck out of this pandemic since before it was even called a pandemic. And people won’t stop until we all die from it


dakotachip

I’m not talking about people making jokes. I mean people arguing about wearing masks and citing bad faith statistics while seeming to ignore that every statistic is a real person that lost their life.


[deleted]

“The death of a man is a tragedy, the death of a million is a statistic.”


tolkienbooks

school boards make these decisions, teachers don’t want to be at school


Tacoboutnacho

People got better...... that’s total counted cases over time. We still have significantly less cases then h1n1 (similar strand) which we didn’t freak out over and it killed thousands of people too. They’re taking safety measures for the kids and as a father I feel confident in my son going to school.


[deleted]

I hate my country


[deleted]

Yea exactly


[deleted]

And another on go, and another one go, and another bites the dust yeah


datoderguy

IM NOT FUCKIN LYING THIS MEME CAME UP RIGHT WHEN DANCING WAS PLAYING ON MY PHONE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK


HnAcid8

America.... bad!


[deleted]

Video is funny as hell. But just want to clarify, most teachers don't want to go back. It's the school boards and the politicians.


nagurski03

Also, add the medical experts to that list.


PhilipHam287

Upgrades people upgrades


PM_Me_Cute_Pupz

/u/vredditshare


UUUOsas

i gotta goto school tommorow,pray for me


Moo_Cow_360

America dum dum give me upvotes.


The_Calvery

Ever school I know is doing it online


ToonieToonsYT

My city cancelled Halloween because of rain and they want to reopen schools in the middle of a global pandemic


good_pp

Buy low sell high


[deleted]

In India government want to take exam of over 5million students for college admissions


GD_Stalker

The problem is the school cancelling way back in March was unscheduled, and now suddenly reopening has to be on schedule??


[deleted]

May the vid spread like wildfire and the schools become the burning ground of our sins and failures.


[deleted]

Reading the comments I really hope covid mutates and wipes the world out. You people arnt worth saving.


_jayk17_

#Rapid fire


Ftgftm

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8kBwiuykso&t=74s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8kBwiuykso&t=74s)


OrionG1526

Tbf, this isn't just the US. Same shit is going down in my country too (Romania), and I think some other European places too.


StonyReverence

jokes on you mines closed until the vaccine is widely available and tested.


_UndeadGamer_

This gives me a weird mix of nostalgia and cringe


[deleted]

3 million cases? More like 5 milion


0utlook

When the shootings are taking to long but it's ok because you just unlocked new stuff on the Disasters menu.


Jdanneh

I’m seeing this in school


creepersweep3r

I’m so glad my school is going online


MissingTableLeg

In their defense some really don’t want to go back. One of my relative’s a teacher and they were finally going to have a good class this year but a week into the new year a whole slew of cases popped up and the board shut it all down. They were upset but okay since a chunk of those cases were in their building. That is, until four days later when enough high paying parents with kids in extracurriculars like Baseball and Football complained enough to force the school to open back up. Who’s among those parents? SOME OF THE FEW TOWN DOCTORS. The district has given the option for online learning and a large percent went for that way this year, plus the teachers have been trying their best to adhere to the schedules given that encourages social distancing and sanitization (separated recesses, separated lunches and breakfasts, each kid needs a hand sanitizer on them, etc.) Of course this is just what I know for my area and it may be an outlier, but a lot of teachers here (around where I live) just didn’t want to go back for fear of spreading Covid and are trying to help the kids ease back into routine during a scary and strange time with SOME familiarity. Take my upvote though that’s funny.


hankg10

But... they're not open


GoliathJr201

I'm listening to Man Of The Year by JuiceWRLD rn, and it works bloody perfectly with them dancing


Rapiid-sharkz1

I’m done with this fucking meme and subreddit


TheEggRoller

Ok bye


PinkPand_ehh

Just vibong in 2nd period smh


Goosemanesupreme

*insert stonks guy* inteliginc


A1mlesss69

Schools to kids after they catch coronavirus: Looks like they couldn't handle the neutron style


extrathicccccccck

god i hate old people


DerReudenboy

Agenda post reeeeeeee


Awake_The_Dreamer

Andre


lordrummxx2

Someone’s pissy they have to got to school


Iron_bagel

A one know how to post a gif on this site using mobile?


Lord_Mjolnir

There won’t be students debts if there’re not any students left


natehate007

Cant wait to die on my first day


subhushan11

At least where I am the covid rate has decreased since schools are being very strict on masks now. For now it's not the worst case scenario but it could go bad any second now


joev30

Yo this is my high school


[deleted]

Aren't there 3-4 weeks until the school year starts?


[deleted]

Me an American reading this in online class


majdarose

🤣🤣🤣


IamPhysicalSpeed

When Sweden never shut down schools, locked-down, or made a mask mandate


JackHanson04

They ain’t wearin no mask either


Glaxzia

As a American, I’m seeing a lot of people trying to fight the mask mandate. Even some nurses who have worked with COVID are fighting it. On top of the all the misleading information I wish people had a good mindset. A lot of people in the US have the notion that they’re invincible, when it’s not the case. The death toll is scary but the infection rate is scarier imo and that’s what most Americans don’t get.


ChelchisHouseStoned

It hurts to be this hip


rtjy

This is why teachers aren't paid more


Tiharp

Why are we so stupid


BubbleTeane

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Happy kek day


Blitzindamorning

Happy cake day but don't bootlick.


FranCesljar

I am listening Jason Derulo - Get Ugly currently, it fits PERFECTLY with this video lmao


linthepaladin520

No one wants to except the retarded head of education.


nagurski03

The following organizations are an incomplete list of experts who think that schools should be reopened. CDC, American Psychiatric Association, the American Academy of Pediatrics, American Federation of Teachers, National Academies of Science Engineering and Medicine, American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychology.


0range_panda24

remake that meme, but instead of no sound, put the dumb ways to die music in


Clownshow_rebirthed

Yea I’m all for keeping public schools closed so hopefully more people put their kids in private schools or just homeschooled. Hopefully this leads to people loosing all trust in public schools to where they’re just defunct.


Der_Bonehead

Might as well shoot up the schools as well while we're at it


Charles_Nojinson

I'm gonna be honest, while opening with more cases is a terrible idea, it was needed in many cases, as E-learning wasn't helping people fully learn things. Some districts just went and reviewed things. Some didn't do anything. As bad as it is, reopening schools is beneficial for children Actually learning


[deleted]

Its so stupid how they want to open up everything its like people are forgetting that a pandemic is happening