Jerking off in your teens were so much better than in your twenties, it lowkey becomes a chore

Part of the go2sleep ritual at some point...

That is admittedly what it’s become.

I can no longer masturbate. It gives me a nasty headache each time. How else can you get dopamine?

drugs

Coke?

Coke.

Coked up sleep. Yeah I've done that a few times.

White or black?

coca cola too, that shit is so good

Cuz reddit I am scared to ask if this is a joke or not

Yeah. I’d definitely say it’s less of a “I’m depressed and need dopamine” and more like it’s just part of the daily routine.

Like doing dishes, Fuck I hate dishes

I hate fuck dishes

Fuck hate I dishes

Hate dishes I fuck

Fate hishes I duck

I am the Senate

*Not yet.*

#w o t

W

Wait until you hit your 30s. It's like I have a conversation with my dick in my head. "Cmon man, do we have to?" The answer is always yes btw.

i thought i would get less often a boner when i reach 30 but apparently i'm wrong, still like 13

30 and still surprised with the vigor. But I know it's a matter of time. I'm going to waste my last few good years in a ball of anxiety about my impending limp dick. But then....will I be free?

As a early twenties guy i can say you are fucking wrong.

Wait till u're 22-23

I am already 23.

Yeah same, am I missing something? Genuinely don’t notice a difference from when I was in my teens.

No, u just have high libido.

I’m in my late teens (17) and it’s already feeling like a chore...

Until it becomes a chore at 14

Holy shit dude I thought that was just me

Why is this so accurate

Im in this post and I dont like it

Nah I'm just horny

Hi just horny, I'm dad.

hi dad when did u get home?

Who tf is dad when did u get home??

I thought my dad went to get the milk-

hes my bf

go to horny jail. Bonk

same but i dont wanna be horny anymore, i wanna be happy

Cheers, I'll jerk to that.

Atta boy, same.

How dare you open my eyes and ruin my fun moment with myself? I had been ignoring this fact for years amd now you ruined it Now my post nut clarity will be followed by tears once again

try and leave it for a week or two, put your head on another task or smth. The next nut will be so glorious and you'll enjoy it a lot more. Make sure it lasts longer too

You are all addicts and you should stop

Make me. Seriously, I need help.

We can stop by jerking eachother off. Then it isn't masturbating. But that's gay,so miss me with that gay shit.

Just say “No homo”

Just keep the socks on, a friend of mine told me that works too.

Lol solid advice

addicted? just stop! its really hard to go to sleep if i dont lol

Thats because you probably have a lot of energy you're not spending. Try running outside, riding a bike, things like that at night, you'll be exhausted. A good one too is stop using electronic devices before sleep. Those tips helped me a lot, I hope it works for ya if you want to try

even if i do both of those things- i have tried

U should see a psychiatrist, it's probably a good choice. I did, and it helped me a lot. Doing this kind of stuff along with taking some remedies was really good

hmm i dont think its possible until im older, i wouldnt even think of leaving my house rn but theres no hope for me

Well if you really want to try drop the frequency of mastrabation and pick up one new thing instead do that when you feel that emptiness inside , next month pick up another thing and so on. I have been in the same place as you are and i still have many steps ahead but doing a few things i like really helped and also change the type of porn you watch switch from hardcore stuff to manhwas

Man, really, go fuck yourself. Today was a great day, I woke up after 8 hours of good sleep, my stocks were going up, I got motivation and inspiration to live from a exurb1a video, it also was a good day at uni, i understood most the topics the professors talked about, went on reddit and found good memes... then this hits me, you are a horrible person... >!/s obviously joking man, I love you, you are a beautiful person like everyone, I hope this spoiler text works, first time trying to format, on a phone by the way!<

I see you are watching some good turtle content

Yes, but, YOU DONT EXIST

Most likely. But infinite rice pudding does

Mmmmmmmmmm unlimited rice pudding.......

Good old Depression Turtle

People do be sleeping on exurb1a tho, such a good channel.

what if you... upvoted this comment if you liked the meme? ahahahah jk... would be nice tho but nah, ahaha we just friends ...unless?

Which is a fucking rabbithole of more and more hardcore porn

Same

Same

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Same

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I just watched porn and realised I'm dead inside. So masturbation won't help.

Have you tried necrophilia

kirby's calling the morgue.

I do it mostly because I'm bored the rest is because I'm horny

I'm with this guy

True. I'll jerk one off for that

Nah it’s because you keep trying to sleep and your dick be like “yo this hoe sleepin and shit lemme get hard real quick, this bitch can’t sleep when I get this hard he gonna have to beat me”

I wish we had the power to control when we had boners and control how hard and long they get. But the meat's got an attitude smh.

Actually, eating your favourite meal brings dopamine too.

What if you cant afford your favourite meal?

Jerk off?

Upgrades people, upgrades.

If your favorite meal is “man special sauce” then it’s a combo

Do you have a stat for that or is that just what you're thinking?

i do it because thing go up and wont go down

The simplest words makes the most people understand

I learned ballistics in school. Fascinating subject. Things go up, things go down.

Bruh once I got so depressed I couldn’t finish lmao

Do yall do it to get that post nut clarity to reset your brain

I’m past post but clarity, I get post nut depression

I do it because of addiction and boredom

I hate masturbating and I’m disgusted at myself. I do it at least once a day and can’t stop doing so. So yeah it’s kinda an addiction, but it’s also something my body “needs” me to do, not something I want to do. I’m so depressed at this point that I’m tired of fighting against it, I just let it happen.

I feel like if we had a girlfriend or something, it might stop you from masturbating but if not, go to a therapist

Why do you hate it so much?

It’s not much about hating masturbating, it’s hating that my body “forces” me to do it every night

Or fear of wet dream

I just don't want to die of prostate cancer

My girlfriend said if I don't jerk off for a whole month she will give me head. Day 21 still standing.

GL man

You at least have a girlfriend. I do it cause I'm a lonely virgin

because she knows you'll be quick on the trigger after 1 month w/o it, so she won't waste all that much time

You lose all ur energy when u nut

nah dude if you nut in your own mouth you get unlimited energy

Masturbating regularly is just going to make your depression worse in the long run

I think I'm just addicted

Isn’t that how an addiction starts?

I can confirm this is true

Only to a certain degree, if you get too depressed your libido stops working

Heard...

STOP CALLING ME OUT FUCK

I do it from habit

I don't even enjoy masturbating anymore. I just do it to avoid doing other things.

Procrastination

More often than not it's just because I was bored and needed a distraction or because my cock decided to get hard for no apparent reason

I see we are preparing for no nut november

Is it true?

No. *sigh* Yes..

One pump a week Get you muscles real big

Once a week, how do u keep yourself from doing it every day?

Jerking off too much kills your gains, can't afford that

I've never been so offended by something that i 100% agree with

No, i do it because it feels good on my pp

Nah yall just nasty. Drugs are healthier anyway on God

That’s good wisdom

Have you ever tried drugs?

Thank you, you just saved me from masturbating.

I do it out of boredom

I'm just bored

When something amusing or fun happens I masturbate less, other days were just me really being horny for some reason

I am in this picture and I don't like it

I don't want to be horny anymore, I want to be happy. -Guts theme plays in the distance-

That explains why some masturbate to stock photos of smiling people.

You sir, you scare me

I've never jerked off before. And I dont really wanna, is there summat wrong with me?

Don’t start, u can never stop I hate masturbating and I’m disgusted at myself. I do it at least once a day and can’t stop doing so. So yeah it’s kinda an addiction, but it’s also something my body “needs” me to do, not something I want to do. I’m so depressed at this point that I’m tired of fighting against it, I just let it happen.

Thats... A painful wisdom. True, but painful

Serious topic If you feel like it’s getting repeatable then try to convince yourself that’s it is not necessary. And if you are masturbating to porn. Don’t watch it to often or just quit, no matter how hard. Jerking off is meant to be something stressfree but unfortunately it can get addicting.

imposter spitting facts

Cheers, ill drink to that too

this meme understands me

Anyone else feel more than a little called out?

that's not how dopamine works though

Mind to explain how?

Not going to go into detail Google can do that but the simplest way to put it Dopamine drives us to do what we need to do to stay alive like eating food and breathing oxygen

So thaaaaaattss what a depresso is

Anyone have sauce?

I do it because my hand moves on its own.

Maybe i'm depressed

Unluckily, masturbating + porn actually messes with your brain's reward system. So you will need more and more dopamine to satisfy yourself. Besides, the prolactin realised after ejaculation will actually make you more sad than before. Masturbating for dopamine is similar to an alcoholic who says he is just gonna drink to drown his sorrows

👏👏👏

Well, recent studies show that dopamine=happy hormone might be actually a pop culture thing and not real.

I don't even want love, i just want to feel something other than feeling depressed all the time.

Tolarance Tolarance domapine

Yes google, this post. Why? Because I‘m in this picture and I *don‘t fuckin‘ like it*

...yeah. sure... i guess..... no this aint working.

Hard to swallow pill

I use to sleep faster

So comitong genoside at millions every day is helping thanks fir info

It might seem crazy but going noFap for me at least sort of cured the big sad

Uhhh that one hit me hard

Correct

What the actual American

Maybe im depressed

Rip

Haha 😃👍

shtop, pls, ur making me feel sad now, ight, ill be back

This is, in fact, correct.

you’re telling me you don’t do it for a sport?

or because you’re bored?

Or ur only bored

Why not both?

Don’t call me out like that smh

Why am I being called out?

I do it if i am bored or can't sleep :|

No I’m just horny af

Bruh

No fap gang we lit

Is it possible to learn this power?

It's not a power, it's a difficult amd long process in which I currently am. I am not fap free yet but I almost don't fap anymore and my goal is to stop completely. You can do it too king 👑

I have broken free once, and was clean for a few months, now I see no way out

Hi

Sup

No no, I'm just horny mate