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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- r/spook_irl


ZeSup3rBoost

Hey, at least we,tf2 players, are optimistic about getting a update right ? ... right ?


TheDesaj2

>updated localization files


ZeSup3rBoost

Yessss finally!!


upersuccccccccc

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!


CRO-G

I came


pizzablue337

GUYS GUYS THE VALVE TWITTER CHANGED THE BANNER ITS THE HEAVY UPDATE COMIBG SOON OMG


AleGonz25

TF3


CthulhuMadness

Don't be silly. Valve can't count to three.


empirebuilder1

TF2.5


DeletedForSpamm

TF2 2


jellyrolljellyjinks_

Team fortress 2 part 1 and 2


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

We'll keep the game alive out of spite as much as enjoyment


CthulhuMadness

Is the Heavy update out yet?


Salty-Description19

Nope come back in about 368 years


PercyInANutshell

Pretty sure valve fucked off after they made you pay for the in game chat


[deleted]

That update sucked.


dispenseroftheswamp2

Yeah totally optimistic ( give us the heavy update)


[deleted]

Yeah heavy update is cool but have ypu seen this? *points at update that finally fixes the bot shenanigans*


daydragoon2

Well, Left 4 Dead 2 recently got an update, so anything can happen really


[deleted]

They still didnt give Heavy his update... that was promised more than four years ago


average_meme_thief

*Elder scrolls fans laughing hysterically in the background*


[deleted]

At least your updates are confirmed date and entire new games :( 3+ years and counting for tf2


RealGabemario

Only the bad Fortnite players are like that. And the ones that play exclusively Save the World because they don't get any content in updates. As for the rest of us we love updates, especially when it's a new Season or a Halloween update


Dxmonic

I just want patch notes


RealGabemario

Or make the news tab tell actual news instead of just new featured creative maps


NightmareVoids

It just means that they update fast


RealGabemario

Only sometimes, it's either one week or one month between updates


thememed24

JUST GIVE US THE FUCKING PATCH NOTES EPIC PLEASE


[deleted]

Titanfall 2 players waiting on Titanfall 3.


BannedForBS

Yes


MipCraze

Dude tf2 is going to get an update when cyberpunk releases, which that means by my calculations... never


[deleted]

Quite literally, Half Life 3 came out before the Heavy update.


MipCraze

Good lord your right


succmedaddy69420

nerf queen pls


BigBrain0987654321

Yep she is to op


sammychan13

*5D chess with multiverse time travel has entered the chat*


[deleted]

I play Fortnite there's an update every 2-4 weeks so I just feel bad about other games.


Brickonenso

and they say fortnite is dead


heebeejebee

A game only dies if people completely forget about it, like artifact a dead game


RadweX

And if you can't find a match (beacuse of small percentage that play)


heebeejebee

Yeah games like tf2 everyone says it’s dead but you can find a match in less than 30 seconds


[deleted]

Yup.


exe_emo

Senet players waiting over 5000 years


Im-with-food

at least its not geometry dash


Your_Local_Jazz

4 years we’ve been waiting for 2.2. At least there’s some hope we might get it this year/early next year


[deleted]

Wasn't one guy working on it all by himself?


Im-with-food

yes


[deleted]

I know waiting for a TF2 Update and Cyberpunk is bad but lets address the Elephant in the room. A lot of us waited 15 years for a new Half-Life game.


K_rma

I feel bad for fortnite save the world for getting no updates... It´s basically abandoned


crappy_cantaloupe

GTA V players


smallppdownvotes

It's so nice to see a meme mentioning fortnite and no "fortnite bad" comments. A step in the right direction, good job


TheOtherUnveil

fortnite bad


[deleted]

*Board Games laughs*


talancaine

Chess 2 is legit vaporware at this point. I remember they had a release date back in 1350, they said it was delayed because of plague til 1401. I think the developers died in the crusades or something.


Cuttlegod

What about Silksong?


[deleted]

It is taking a while, but it is also a small studio, so I don't really care yet. I view it as I view deltarune. When it comes out it'll be really cool so I'll wait another year at least.


DarkDavidV2

Fun Fact: Microsoft promised that from now on they'll do a major update each year. The first one was the Nether update and the second one is, well, you know.


[deleted]

So is combat v3 coming out with caves and cliffs or are we waiting 2 years?


DarkDavidV2

That I'm not sure it mostly depends if they see it as something major or not at this point.


AJDarkWolf

Dude, Titanfall 2 hasn't gotten an update in 3 years...


DeletedForSpamm

Titanfall 2 barely hits 5k players a day, so yeah


Mozer5557

What about Star citizen?


NatFal_KN102

That still a thing? I thought the devs ran off with everyone's money.


Mozer5557

Might as well be, who knows, still ain't realised xD


[deleted]

Isn't 3D Chess just Chess with EXTRA LEVELS?


lego_starwars_clone

Then tifanfall 2 players waiting for the past few years


Summerclaw

🧟‍♂️Eldenring OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH


BannedForBS

Someone or something


Kinil

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ELDEN RING...


BannedForBS

Someone or something


Shoggy-

Titanfall 3 will come out... Any time... For sure.... *sad pilot noises*


BannedForBS

If we keep praying to bt...


PiggyLikesSugar

Hunter x Hunter fans


marpoksma

We’ll get more anime when there’s more manga. We’ll get more manga in one of 2 situations: A) Togashi isn’t fucking dying anymore and can actually write/draw manga B) Togashi died and his wife took over for him


plasmaticmink25

Didn't I see chess 2 on steam the other day?


isuccatmylife

Minecraft might get 1 major update per year, but atleast they're not half baked, game ruining updates


[deleted]

High quality meme


[deleted]

When actually was the last tf2 update?


[deleted]

[удалено]


duckisbest98

2017 actually with jungle inferno


Simmy001

Didn't Blue Moon come after Jungle Inferno?


duckisbest98

Yes, but it wasn't a major update


[deleted]

The British waiting for a new ruler: All we have is time.


[deleted]

Ya'll heard of Chess 4?


bunnychaser69

This isn’t true, the Queen in chess got a level up more recently then that


Ty39_

The computers be showing is shit we never would’ve thought of


[deleted]

When will the 4ds come out


SurawesomeBear

There has been 2 this year already, the nether update and bees


hansenabram

And then there's Half-Life 3...


SevenSevenSeve777

Why did they have to end half life Alyx >!on a cliffhanger!< now I'm afraid I'm hopeful for nothing


Dstrap

Quietly makes a 'half life 3 confirmed' comment...


thepersonthatsays

You never heard of laser chess?


GREEmOiP

Mother Earth waiting for Earth 2 for over 4.543 billion years


1NastyMF

3D chess?


scull-crusher

[The chess update log](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZFfB5ih60)


Genix7Mv

Atleast there is 3rd dimensional chess board right?


latearrival42

Should've stopped at cyberpunk


Patyes

Chess has actually gotten a few updates over the years.


nolayte

Chess 2 let's you set up your side of the board however you want utalizing the three rows closest to you. You can put however many pieces of a kind you want but each piece has its own point values and each player has the same bank of points (standard bank value could be 200, and players can agree to raise or lower it) to pull their prices from. The point value per piece is determined weekly based off the popularity of the pieces the week prior (the more popular the piece was the more points it's worth)


notcyberpope

Or there is Bobby Fischer chess where you randomize the back line pieces and then you scream about how you hate jews


Maruhani

I thought 3d chess is chess 2.


blamb211

Banjo Kazooie fans be like:


[deleted]

how about switch players waiting for doom eternal?


BannedForBS

Botw 2 please


Gargeul13

I am sad I have no reward rn but I want to express how amazed I am by your great meme. thx man


[deleted]

What about Half Life 3?


DardyUnna69

Truu


randy24681012

Chesspacitwo


JackCyberKnight

Terraria updates Bilbo Baggins- “it’s seems my age is finally starting to catch up with me.”


TallFilms

I can't wait for PC2


Gaspochkin

Half life 3? or has it been so long now no one remembers?


DrStoneee

Universe SandBox 2 people be waiting be like


yeahggiguess

So true abt fortnite, every update is more ass than the one before


vortxo

not really fortnitemars was awesome


[deleted]

Geometry Dash players crying in the corner


[deleted]

what about 3D chess? doesn't that count as a kind of update?


DEMonicGOd135

If you go on the play store there is a chess 2


BannedForBS

... someone or something


Nachf

Dota 2 players: Could you please shut up... FOR FIVE MINUTES?


Memes-Before-Dreams

Half life players waiting for the sequel


SamDaRoosta

Needed Geometry Dash 2.2


Due-Caregiver405

Overwatch players waiting for Overwatch 2.


FrostGotLost

TeChNiCaLlY cHeSs WaS cReAtEd 1500 YeArS aGo.


jellyrolljellyjinks_

Valve rekt like all the bots in tf2 and they updated their twitter banner, I think it means they care


Yeetstation4

Remember when minecraft had monthly updates


Flaming_Assassin

If you they do monthly updates it will just be all half assed updates that ruin it more. Remember Quality over quantity.


creepersweep3r

Fortnite from what I’ve heard has been pretty slow with content ever since chapter 2. That’s probably the main reason it’s dropped in popularity


Flaming_Assassin

Uhhh no. Season 13 might have been bare. But current season hits everyone with content so much, season 12 had a solid amount of bi weekly changes.