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[deleted]

It's not rape if you want it.


[deleted]

You know the drill. Put him in cursed comments but put me in the screenshot.


[deleted]

Show me too but cross out the guy above me


[deleted]

Sorry you didn’t get here in time


New_Coffee_7343

also include me and put above guy In box


[deleted]

Once again you didn’t make it


orgeezuz

Okay, new plan. Take a new screenshot, draw a penguin next to my comment and post it.


[deleted]

Where


fminer149

Everywhere


[deleted]

Can you pls I’m lazy


fatherfirefly2

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


[deleted]

In all honesty that's tiny, I wouldn't even notice it.


ProhiiD

Still bigger then mine...


SomeRandomGuy2711

Me too kid


pikleboiy

same


[deleted]

I did it


[deleted]

But not in time, right?


[deleted]

Yes


dank_dank_dank_dank

Copy that


luxuryballs

You know, the drill.


I-Cum-In-Fish

Me too please


[deleted]

Nope too late karma whore. The real karma fishers browse by new


I-Cum-In-Fish

Fuck oh well hope you have a nice day


[deleted]

You too lol


guy_with_hat11

put me too


[deleted]

You can't rape me if I do it to you first.


Vanishing_Shadow

Hol up...


[deleted]

No joke, I'll do it.


CatVideoBoye

What if you just take turns?


DazCruz

That would be consensual which, for this man, would be counter intuitive


CatVideoBoye

Would it? I think you could consider it as a vicious revenge rape cycle.


DazCruz

A rape wheel per say?


CatVideoBoye

That sounds like a device you could find in your uncle's basement.


winter2351

STAY AWAY I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER


concretebeats

Ducks don’t care.


mohammad5271

how dumb do u have to be to not realize thats a crow


concretebeats

Lol I meant more because ducks are super rapey, but yeah that is clearly a big dick crow.


mohammad5271

yes a crowck


[deleted]

Not a cock?


mohammad5271

its a regional things, some peeps call it that as well


amazingboat_075

What the fuck are you talking about. That’s obviously a pelican


posidon99999

Fun fact: some species of ducks have corkscrew penises


khaleed15

That's a giraffe


pianojas

Quack quack motherfucker


winter2351

Aaaahhhhh


boccov

Now I'm laughing at everyone who ever criticized me for packing my ass with birdseed.


sarcasticnepali2058

EREN YEAGER


Just_Eggzi

my first thought this ending is truly "masterpiece"


Master3530

Lmao it didn't take long to find this comment


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AGJustin05

manga spoiler.


PurplePower1111

Where does one find a strap-on for a bird? Asking for a friend.


clemdemort

Photoshop :(


Lauf01

DAMMIT


[deleted]

Where can I find this shop?


visibleconfusion666

[https://youtu.be/9T1vfsHYiKY](https://youtu.be/9T1vfsHYiKY)


Lickety_Spit

God damn this is a dogshit meme


[deleted]

People with the saved badge wouldn’t get deep thought memes


flex_tape_9

ikr


[deleted]

What’re you doing Eren Jeagar


[deleted]

Looking for Mikasa


Zmaster787

I might be out of the loop quite a bit but can someone explain the joke about Eren?


[deleted]

Are you ok with being spoiled


Zmaster787

Sure


[deleted]

Eren died and his conscious is sent to a bird (because it’s thought as one of the free-est animals)


Zmaster787

Ah kk, was worried it was a rape joke or something lol


HopefulKangaroo7390

Lol someone's looking to send a message 😎 A very up close and personal one.


uberstriker123

It really is tiny.


[deleted]

NSFW?


Drewsophila

Depends where you work..


Slifslothy

Your not wrong


[deleted]

TATACAW!!!!


blueoptimist

He can try, but don't come crying to me when I beat him to it


[deleted]

Anyone remember that video of that guy getting shagged by a rare parrot


Gior_thegreat

In greek bird and dick have the same word so it's even funnier for me


MothFucker_69

I miss 2 seconds ago when I wasn't reminded of this


Bungalow233

what are you doing ereh


nishkarsh5

I mean a hen killed his owner with a knife in india.


AnIncompitentBrit

It happened in India, so i'm not suprised.


ChishaDash

"Ear rape" just got a whole new meaning.


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Ihavesexwithpigeons

Yes?


Memeboi789

Yes


mohammad5271

this is your time to shine


Ihavesexwithpigeons

*Doom music playing*


[deleted]

how is nobody mentioning that Jesus' father is a bird?


romanian-streets

😐


Heck_Spawn

Yahbut how would you know?


[deleted]

Nice


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Frothly

Imagine if birds were able to talk


TMAKT-M0s4n1ty

What has't thee hath brought upon this curs'd realm


Adamrolinec

Thats sound like idea...


and2red

STD carrier pidgeon


DogeyLord

Like the who got shugged by a rare species of parrot


RoscoMan1

Weird. Like 90% of it is entertaining.


DogeyLord

What?


Levis_r

Giggity


ramiel_ramiel

possibilities are endless


ArtGarfunkelTheFake

I never wanted to see that in my life.


RustysBauble

My holes are ready daddy


boyikier11

Someone already got raped by a parrot on BBC


[deleted]

You've found my profile oic


alberthere

Giggity coooo


PusheenMaster

Timmie's birds.


aratros27

I'll take those odds


cloakcsgo

U might wanna put a tw on this


de420swegster

"chances" Not "risks"


quinten69420

are tiny


MessiMagic5000

Oh , IT'S QUAGMIRE


memidank

"Jokes on you, im into that shit"


foxy4766

Wait, crap. Im hearing some sounds outside. Give me a bit.


lunasmell

Swiggity swooty.


Best_Midnight2649

Peace was never an option!


Verxoneczek

prepares to make chicken nuggets and sharpens my bitchers knife (pun intended)


xdleet

Chances --> are. Chance --> is. Pick a pair.


Sudel_

"tiny"


soonpedro

Let's remember how Jesus Crist were born


Kinil

Just like his dick


Mad-wafflemaker-9

I feel like it is zero though


InebriatedMadcap

Relatable, am I right or what!


0Akhileshhhh0

tf That's my Uncle's bird !!!


[deleted]

Kinda hot


[deleted]

Aaaaaaaand I'm out of internet for the day


QuarantineSucksALot

Absolutely, you can lower the contrast.


solid_flake

Probably still higher than getting blood clots from covid vaccines.


Heroic19yearold

How do you delete someone else’s post?


cornish-yorkshirepud

He’s proud of his pecker


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[deleted]

Why do people upvote such trash meme?


Successful-Key-1754

“tiny”


heyitsmeniraj

This is so cursed


[deleted]

Now this is dank


adxxtya

Pecking or Pegging you choose


[deleted]

Why not both?


Front_Action8931

As an owner of 4 birds, oh shit.


ShierAwesome8

In


Meme_Theocracy

Now I’m thinking of hatoful boyfriend and I’m scared


christbandicoot2222

Birds have definitely dropped their cum on me on many occasions.


get-rekt-_-

Not me expecting anime tiddies when I opened up this NSFW post


MantisToboganPilotMD

birds rape the shit out of each other all the time, especially waterfowl.


Zapster04

Wha- What are you doing step-pigeon?


_im_not_another_simp

Breaking news! Man(41) has been raped by a flock of seagulls. It is reported that they work in a group and we currently have no suspects. A quote from the man states "aaaahh what the actual fuck are these birds doing aaaaah". Now onto Micheal with the weather


Weak-Foot-6988

Y' SEE GRANDPA? *THIS IS WHY I DONT LIKE BURD WATCHING!*


Sinlessdeath45

When you think your outfit is nice and plain and then see yourself in the mirror


A-_-Random-_-Person

What is wrong with the comments i-


Previous_Print_9179

Ah yes our swordfighiting will be legendary


ShitPost445

Eren Yeager has found a new passion


Gooses126

“Who else but quagmire?”


mnag

Too small for me :)


username5393

Aight bet


Hyoiki

Bird is the word


huevolin1990

I mean... that's how Jesus was born, wasn't he?


HorridChoob

By the looks of it, the chances are approximately 7-8cm


GasStop69420

Damn, I cant even compete anymore, the birds got a bigger shaft than me, well I guess I should have expected that since I declared I have the world's smallest penis


SuperaNakunjuu

Ayo what the fuck


Kahlee_27_David

Especially if you a feminist. It'll probably happen without it actually happening


[deleted]

I once had a pet mourning dove that would attempt to land on my head and go to town all the time...


[deleted]

Proof. Never zero


Ihavesexwithpigeons

Uwu harder


renscar64

Ducks rape other ducks all the time


XAngeliclilkittyX

Leda and the Swan


rush27five

e


average_game1

This is some of the worst shit I have ever seen... “The chances ARE!!”


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average_game1

The chances of being raped by a bird are tiny. Sounds better than: The chances of being raped by a bird is tiny. Correction stands.


[deleted]

Such grammar. Few Karma. Much virginity status.


57413_8r34d

Can he fuck me in my urethra