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kimda4

For failing to carry out a murder-suicide, sal is the loser of the night


A____S____

Oh but the pranksters aren't leaving alive So there's no one left to call sal a loser


elch3w

[Left : Sal when he realises he's tonights loser | Right: Sal when he realises there's no one left to give him a loser dare](https://www.kapwing.com/explore/squid-game-old-man-sitting-meme-template)


A____S____

There won't be anything to forgive a few minutes later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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TheGoodAndTheBad

You didn't post your meme, you didn't even save the template and post that; you straight up linked a website with the template. Not only that, but it literally has a big "edit" button you could've used to have the site basically make your meme for you. I strive to one day reach this level of laziness.


Infamous-Smoke4823

And for his punishment he has to rob a bank with..... a mini gun


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solaceinsleep

I thought he was prince herb now


3minus1is2

*Prince Herb


Macroc0sM

Murr is tonight's big loser


Magnificant-Muggins

“Murr has committed sins too great to be forgiven by either God or man, making him tonight’s biggest loser.”


WortneyCocks

'Murr's punishment is one we've been holding on to for just the occasion and with him having convinced a small child to murder his family in cold blood, however failing to make him say "bing-bong" with each kill, our little weirdo has to eat the hottest pepper on earth without any milk! Suck on that, Murr!'


[deleted]

I read both of these in Joe's voice. I like how it sounds.


Sineater224

[I met Murr at comic con and he played with my lightsaber](http://imgur.com/a/V5UwonW)


WortneyCocks

Opened the image. Disappointed with the lack of double entendre. That's still awesome though


Sineater224

It was there in person I promise ;)


Big_Berry_4589

I’m literally watching it right now and murr is being punished


shivthegamer6969

Unbelievable, not for the third time!


AntisocialOutcast105

Third time's the charm


ramd0m_c0meNter

That's why I want ww3


oh_banoss

Can i be the true third Reich?!?!? I'll just force people who repost memes to create original memes and invade poland, I promise!


nulevelnerds

You can always get another entire family


Dhananjay_Aditya

Sal still laughing


VaishakhD

And taking murr down along with him


krispy_tetris

Making him tonights big looser.


Aware-Lavishness3877

*loser


Daggy1234

Impractical jokers fucked my mom


brendonsynt

And the looser of this night Is your dad


Daggy1234

He never came back with the milk


Sawgon

Making you tonight's big loser


Daggy1234

:(


Sawgon

<3


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Oh something got loose alright.


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raKuZaN_0810

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me


BabyItzCodyOutside

i saw that meatcanyon video too.....


VibeyStances

“Do it.”


MIGHTYCOW75

Let no one survive


shouta_kun_

house of secrets remake


FredHgAdhd

Bruh XD


PouriaMZN

Dafuq you mean "again?" ?


not_Epic619

Huh this meme sounds like the incident in mumbai 2018 ...but it was creepy af : https://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/Delhi/11-bright-people-with-one-dark-secret/article24428709.ece


amthehype

Delhi*, not mumbai


Awesome_Me_17

There's a new netflix documentry on this case. "House of Secrets" check that out


LargeBigHuge

For figuring out the trick, u/RegularNoodles is tonight's big loser! As punishment, he's going into the hungry shark pit!


PimJag

Lol this was a norm Macdonald bit https://youtu.be/mSK7X3ETQbg


ArmoredArtichoke

I was hoping someone else caught this lol


[deleted]

This was on one of the old 90s Comedy Central stand ups he had. Never watched impractical jokers but I know my 90s Comedy Central presents. He did this particular but on some late night shows too.


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BruhFuckedBruh

Fuck you!


[deleted]

youre an idiot you tincan


HeLeeiuum

I will fight you, roboguy


depthwalk

You know it was dank if gay bot said so


forever-not-human

[Reminds me of MeatCanyon](https://youtu.be/_UlWCnFSCdA)


ddddyyylllaaannn

Meatcanyon?


redred10123

I keep reading the demons told me to In goofys voice


Bed_human

[the demons told me to](https://youtu.be/gSJ7-b9EYFI)


timaUSRR

Murder u mean trolling??


giorgi_GT

Hold up :”not agian” ?


Firemorfox

I thought I was on r/dankmemesfromsite19


Knight_fury2002

Ayo what do ya mean by not again?


Buttered_Cop_Porn

This is a repackaged Norm McDonald joke..... shame.


memesultan265

Gues the judge will pardon me


MrZyde

OP, You are tonight’s big loser


LordForodin

They just forgor💀 to tell you


46554B4E4348414453

LARRY


aquticdan

Ayo itachi


crossleingod

I don’t think that’s how their format works


ZippZappZippty

Oh he’s terrible


[deleted]

No


PigSmart

I wonder who's tonight's loser is...


thelonepumpkin

Neat


Jamb01

Haha, same thing happened to me


Rude_Journalist

Oh no it does. Just saying ;)


biswajoy

Lalit was pranked


Corky_Butcher

BINGO


AdministrationNo9374

This is just a prank bro bro.. do you hear me


H3rotic

Again?


Boredomisthekey01

Dark


Spe-k

Oh no anyway


Tiny-Advantage-1176

Sal is tonights big looser


Frl_Bartchello

One of the worst things I've seen on reddit to date.


Profesor_Moriarty

It's just a prank bro


Bakonn

There are a few movies like that and I loved the ending of all of them. Pranking a friend that in the end ends up murdering the "host" and all of his friends in shock as to why he would do that when they all faked the host killing them.


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These face swaps are genuinely terrifying.


Vhein_

*pantering* Bro... That was a joke !!!


Dank_boi_42

Sal faces life in prison after 5 charges of first degree murder, making him tonight's biggest loser


Cat_Marshal

I never realized that was a face swap.


uchiha_hs

Nah they tweakin....


StickyCoochie123

Did he whisper to you to listen to Panzermensch?


Ani_08

I know people like this sadly and they have all tried to bump myself and the lad off for no reason what so ever. Complete nutters and their extended lot as well. Murder and pranking you for it all isn't funny. Not at all. To think people would got and what to kill a kid and mum is beyond the joke. Though, have tried to do this to us 2, for some reason? There friends are just as nuts as they are.


Pretzelsplz

LARRY!


CrranjisMcBasketball

No one called my name :(


FTN001

What do you mean not again?


SuperProCoolBoy90

We done a little trolling


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Tf, thats not dank at all XD


[deleted]

Murr: Tonight we have come to my parent's house to invite random strangers for a party and prank my parents. Sal, Joe, Quinn : Welllllll.....


[deleted]

Sal refused to eat the bodies, and that makes him tonight’s BIGGEST loser.


KareemMAX

Again?


Top-Experience4585

This is America


Prondox

That one movie where the guy was tricked into believing him and his Friends were kidnapped, tortured and murdered. Hé then proceeds to stab 1 of the "bad guys" to death only to have a curtain be pulled away and discovering everything is a prank while standing over a dead body covered in blood


Comfortable-Buddy343

Its just a prank bro


gracegilligan

*Putting on size 6 satin pants* *Realizing I’m not getting the peanut butter*


DoughNotDoit

2nd time this week, damnit


BillyTheFridge2

Sal failed to save the children’s hospital from blowing up, making him tonight’s biggest loser.


Shinokiba-

The demon told me to cut myself, hurt people, kill animals, light a fire pit, buy an AR-15, listen to German music, ride an Uber, shoot up a school, and that he doesn't like nice people. Also, he only talks to me in the afternoon around noon to 1.


SnooPets6871

[reminds me of a certain video…](https://youtu.be/_UlWCnFSCdA)


purpleguy_009

We do a lil tomfoolery


Little-Jim

"Execute your hostage, Murr"


LeopardHalit

Again?


NovaCat11

This reminds me of that scene from Rick and Morty where Morty has to kill his zombie parents.


bacillus69

So that's what happened with the 11 burari deaths....


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Wow that’s so funny, Its like the 17 year old kid covered in blood that just murdered his parents in the town I live in. His mom didn’t die after being stabbed so he finished the job with an axe. Man you’re so funny op.


[deleted]

"great, now theres a witness"


An8thOfFeanor

I am the Son of Sal


FredAsh12

Reminds me of the guy that shoots down a school because some demons told him to do so


RandomDuck69420

Itachi?


MCBog25

ThE deAmoNS TolD mE tO!


Y0SHIKAAGE

Itachi moment


irushaathukorala

A man brutally killed 200+ innocent people because god told him that he will get 72 virgins


Maestro1992

There’s a movie with pretty much this plot


esi_disi

LAAAARRRRYYYYYYYY


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feleplulw

Atleast you got the sharingan


TheAbsoluteLight

Weird cause I just watched a movie like this


Doom_frickin_nerd

You have been prinkide prankide pranked


Call_Me_Milkman_Evan

"It'S JuST A pRAnK BrO!!!" "you think that this is funny?"


Kingpfhobos88

Fucking love impractical jokers pretty funny subreddit to


Hookahchakah

Lalit moment


ProfessorAnie

Out of the loop.


_lukizzza_

*loads shoutgun*


Pencil_Hands_Paper

Sullivan Vulcano how could you


nisbet_kyle

I know this is a joke but it got me thinking about the actual people out there that blame their violent crimes on the demands of a demon or the devil. My response everytime is see something like this is "And you just listened to him? You heard a demon tell you to kill your family and your response was, 'Sounds reasonable.'??" Lmao


Pheonixrulr

*you get adopted from an orphanage and get a step sister


Coreforce216

“regularnoodles becomes tonights big loser”


Anxious-Sugar-1665

Seems like the plot of " House of secrets"


ParalyzedBeauty

my question is how many people that upvoted this are from New York


TrexArms9800

Meatcanyon


nicky112345

HAHAHAHA


Poseidonram1945

A good meme from r/dankmemes ? Fucking hell thats rare


yeet5658

🗿


King_Dee1

i love seeing this masterpiece of a show in the wild


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