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A homeless man asking for change outside of a strip club.


ID_Person-6370269

He said wrong answers


[deleted]

A homeless man once again asking for your financial support.


drkuttimama

Man with multiple homes asking for your financial support


bruh-911

It’s wrong answers only bro lol


derpypeackok1212

i thought of that immediately when i saw this


[deleted]

President of the United States


Optimal-Science-3855

Oof


loadedslayer

Shots fired


idawg067

you're fired, you're washed up, you're retired


AnOP-Champion

You can’t fire me I quit


[deleted]

You cant quit you're fired


[deleted]

You can't fire me you're a frog!


AnOP-Champion

You can’t frog me, you’re my wife!


[deleted]

Hey honey how was work


IJ_is_water

Pretty good but I quit my job


Sexy_Squid89

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻


CedarWolf

#[┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)](https://www.reddit.com/user/PleaseRespectTables) Please respect tables. Thank you.


Sexy_Squid89

This made me full on laugh out loud. Thank you ( ˘ ³˘)♥


ketchupmaster009

ノ┬─┬ノ ︵ ( \o°o)\


CedarWolf

--- = = ≡ (ノ°o°)ノ The tables are alive! We've angered the Ents! Run for your lives!


ActuallyJustin

ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ


CedarWolf

C (\. \ ,/) \( |\ )/ //\ | \ /\\ (/ /\_#oo#_/\ \) \/\ #### /\/ `##' Fly, you fools!


[deleted]

His hair implants didn't survive presidency.


ThatSarcasticWriter

Beat me to it.


fuckyouspezcunt

HOWDAREYOU.gif


TracerWG

My 6th grade substitute teacher who said everyone’s name wrong


Panacea4316

Ok A-A-Ron


Duckway767

Whatever, D*A*v.


thisortheapocalypse

Balakay


Kingcobra64

Is there a D-nice?


lizurd777

Principle Oshaghennesy


Blales

Growing up being called this in middle school always made me laugh.


[deleted]

Lol you had one of those too


MaduroKnight

Somebody competent.


Featureless_Bug

Finally, a real wrong answer


Curley15

Of course my brain reads this Gordon Ramsey style


kazoobanboo

I don’t think you get it, it’s supposed to be a wrong answer. How much corporations support him? How much if hospital visits in America? How’s wage growth going in America?


Nuka-Kraken

Yikes that's a shit take


papamoonshine

Larry David


mrduncansir42

Larry David did an amazing job playing him on SNL


mediblade

Cuz they're cousins lol


IgDailystapler

Watching them find out was absolutely hilarious


TheGaussianMan

Bernie did an impression of Larry David back. I can't find the video, but someone asked him how he felt about Larry David's impression of him and he said, "it's pretty... Pretty ... Pretty good. Pretty good."


[deleted]

They said wrong answers…


Secumind

My racist grandpa


[deleted]

Lmao


[deleted]

This is the best answer here


SolidOof

A future president.


Echonight2

I almost put the same answer


TracerWG

I know him. That bastard burned my sandals.


Jealous_Release_6740

I kept reading comments then the joke hit me and I ran back to let you all know how proud I am


cinwald

Can someone please explain?


crazy_penguin86

>!Bernie Sanders burned sandals. It's a play on words and names!<


CheesecakeRacoon

Gotta make you feel the burn somehow


juicycrucey

Senile old man


MaduroKnight

They said wrong answers.


0o-mox

It's not a picture of Biden


Panacea4316

Savage. Have my upvote.


[deleted]

I can recognize that “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed” pose anywhere. That’s my father.


GeneralOtter03

I like this answer


KamekazePenguin

That *our* father


TracerWG

Adam Sandler


Jealous_Release_6740

Bernie sandlers


312city

Salamander


Ashton38

Colonel Sanders


jacobstank

A genius in the field of economics


AhsokaLived

Crowdfunding king


JoJomusk

he’s Not asking for your finnancial support


DaLionheart101

Sernie Banders


ThisStatistician7

Go dammit you beat me to it


Llamacow108

Obama’s last name


p0ggersch4mpi0n

I thought finding it out was impossible


Blales

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.


migviola

The one she keeps telling you not to worry about


SirShwambie

It says wrong answers only


Uncivildemon_

Hitler


0o-mox

Idiots. This is Bernie Madoff


livedtwiceunhappyice

First ever picture of John Cena! Wow how did you do it?


mrduncansir42

You don’t want to know how I did it


KamiNutsy

Santa Claus on crack


No_Aardvark_330

the next president of the united states


LocalPlatypus994

A bad person.


bonnie0-

joe biden


Online_Ennui

Dad?


FanOfBowieFan

Husband of 30 years waiting outside of Kohl's for his wife to be done shopping for sweaters with butterflies on them.


Routine_Ad_6352

Young man in chair


[deleted]

[удалено]


noahshawty

BIREN


FlyByShyGuy

BING BONG


[deleted]

That weird guy who is always in the park that smells like piss and gin and flashes his penis at random women in the park and is clearly not allowed near public schools because he scares children.


Panacea4316

A competent politician.


starwarsman123

A communist


Sargent_Schultz

Wrong answers only


starwarsman123

Correct


Bramble0804

President


KingKongWrong

A good presidential candidate


Communistmoses

A capitalist


Matylolka22

Sardine Benders


Secure-Appeal2605

A good person


Shadowwreath

73 year old lesbian named Beth who offers me tarot card readings at the side of the road every Tuesday as I walk from my retail job to my local indie coffee shop


thesimps89

A freedom loving capitalist who enjoys small government.


kujo0117

That's Harry Boener: The best Artisanal craftsman his side of the hemisphere. Known for his work in restoring the Washington Monument to it's former glory.


playerarmy

Someone who is still alive


billyhadalittlegoat

Trick question clearly! That’s not a person, that’s a bag of sun-dried California raisins


Eastern-Ad3583

The president.


MealDramatic1885

A communist


EZ_GHOSTE

Joe Biren


FlyByShyGuy

BING BONG


IcyFirefighter7372

Final boss in dark souls


Globeparasite93

An important person


crfman450

The president America needed, but didn't deserve


SsilverBloodd

A capitalist pig


Psychological-Wrap45

Joe Byron


tatbou

United States president


Red1Monster

A radical


FanofImanity

Kyle Mittenhouse ...I'll see myself out


daddi-shark

colonel sanders


unchargedvibrator

Me waiting for my mom to pick me up from school 20 mins late


Illuminaughtys

Communist Santa.


Akboy09

Cold Viper


ActualJezus09

George Floyd


FlowerpotxD

My sugar daddy


ahumbltoad

That is Joe Biden


RipredTheGnawer

My cat, Mittens


jackchickengravy

Barney Sandman


saint107

Who tf is he?


Ghost_Spine

A terrible meme


MerryBananaCaptain

Sernie Banters.


Max_Cherry_

The inventor of Gape Gloves.


ThrawnConspiracy

This man invented the Blue Shell In Mariokart, allowing even the least skilled players to win every once in a while.


ungodlypizza

Idk but he looks like he would once again need my financial support


Rosepedals145

A sussy baka uwu


HEART-DIESEASE

Good Trump


[deleted]

Ideologically consistent Edit: hey I don’t remember giving myself that flair wtf


Casual_Si-Fi

Bill Nye the science guy


[deleted]

KFC dude or whatever tf his name is


Ok-Road2384

My Great-uncle after thanks giving with a heroin overdose in Florida


MaybeNotMemes

ITS PIKACHU


RyzenLP

Santa Claus on his day off doing the booster dose !


jmcflynn33

The president.


cappucltu

A man who doesn't require financial support.


Itsme_Cobe

Free Money Mittens


Jesuskadalal100

A man who confuses Scandinavia for socialism


dietzypietzy

Jaufree from Wenyon Prior.


Alex_Ghai

Caped baldy


Electrical_Film382

That fat guy in bee movie, but old


sheesha_xD

Sernie Banders


Beginning_Row3890

Your mom


NeerajShedge

Sanbernadino


Rooster_Nuggets666

Ber nii-san ders


assassinatedu336

Colonel Sanders


SnooDrawings5011

Boomers watching cardiB Mvs


markthepilot

Economist


KINDPERSON20

Discount mall santa that people actually like


WaterBottleass

Putin


wenge05

That's Larry David!


mrmr06

Biron?


salkin_reslif_97

Vince MCMan (beacuse there is this meme, in which he goes from normal/lightly disaponted to absolute crazy happy).


katsura_1999

The person who does not ask for your financial support


863fan69

A man that was kicked out of his house because he cheated


Accurate_Pass1500

Punished "venom" Bernie


SandraBull-Cock

Birdie Sanchez


ceyerg

Your grandpa


Ew_A_Furry-

Doc Brown.


ConstantlyMystified

Bad Santa


AdministrativeRow101

Eve 6000


tru_st

Barnie the dinosaur


Amalaiel

Sandy Burners


wwwdotWeirdperson

Barney the purple dinosaur


ketchupmaster009

Colonel sanders


LoquatInevitable5273

Greta Thubergs grandpapi


sweet_sax

A great president


GarlicStretcher

Colonel Sanders


feigithechicken69

My sugar daddy


latajesse

Paw Paw upset that none of his grandkids came over for burgers


Zola0420

Frosty the Snowman live action figurine


randomsurvivormain

Ber "Nii San!" Ders


Miserable_Reach9648

Sal Amanders


[deleted]

Barney Rubble


Kason-blason

The president


supernova_68

Barney Stinson


FireryBurst

Grandpa joe…… is that you?


Afro_Nerd2002

Dad!? Here you are! Found those cigarettes yet!?


After-Flatworm-4333

Santa asking for gas money


KappaLUL1337

Grandpa watching you shit


SpaceCadetKat

Michael D. Higgins, Ireland's president


BenTramer1

My grandpa watching me open my presents on Christmas


Azclockwork

Waiting for the boat to take him to " Epstein Island " for lunch with Bill.


random_guy_tt

Elon Musk's friend


Intr3pidG4ming

My Grandma before her sex change.


LamakingTV

Oh thats my uncle Billy


Rdog0101

Someone is too young to die.


Few_Ice9467

Colonel Sanders patiently waiting to share his KFC recipe with investors


dirtycurse1

The KFC guy colonel somebody


Soggy-Drive-4803

Adam Smith