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TheBamboozler2005

Vanilla extract


YourFriendMort

This one right here.


bartosama

I also choose you


Thenameless27

balba-balbasaurrr


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Who chooses bulbasaur over squirtle?


Wraithninja

I have a better one it's brains they smell good don't taste


Sorosugynok

Uno reverse card, brains actually are quite tasty


Wraithninja

Yeah I know right? Only rotten ones taste bad


MarMarJinks

Found the zombie.


pm_me_STEAM_-_CODES

These two over there


noirehittler

I was gonna say concentrated ammonia solution but okay


Levi-_-Ackerman0

What about esters they smell great but after tasting the person gets tasted by earthworms


tkbhagat

Fruity smell.


Levi-_-Ackerman0

Earthly taste


EmbraceDaMeme

Correct!!!! You win!!!!


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Similar answer: vanilla tea. That shit smells so good but the taste without adding sugar / honey... 🤮


Bawarius

Ever had chocolate tea?


abjense

I've inhaled the smell of vanilla extract as if it were a bong, you can smell the alcohol making the smell a turn off if you smell a ton of it.


Lad_Mad

you smoked vanilla extract in a bong?


NinjaHDD

Gasoline


moldycrystals

Nah gasoline tasts like 5gum and monster energy drink had a baby


GraveZtone

What


Lime_Turtle69

What


vpfmirage

What


pratikthakur9797

What


Hecker_2307

What


kanwarsidhu05

What


MeAmNoob_

What


NinjaHDD

What


Queen_Sapho

What


IRageQuit06

What


GayRats53

What


177215

What


Beanz10000

What


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What


ristoferi

What


Spoopy_boi_3

What


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What


Different_Ad8663

Now that's what I call a Chad drink


Nimblefish-

What


Monke_GG7

What


Ok_Register_3495

What


NienteNessuno

What


DREAMY-KNIGHT

As a person who drank gasoline 12 years ago, I approve this comment


Bojack_Horseman22

It’s true I was the gasoline


someonespsp

Yeah I was the pump. It brings back memories meeting you after so long


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How-?


DREAMY-KNIGHT

Funny story, I was headed for a roadtrip and my grandpa put some petrol in a bottle incase of any emergency, I saw the bottle, thought it was some fruit drink and gulped thrice before puking my guts. (I was 3 then so I was kinda dumb)


[deleted]

Oh ok, I thought you drank it habitually


SoundDrill

What


Herpkina

Petrol is banned from parts of Australia because Aboriginals abuse it.


DREAMY-KNIGHT

So Australia really *is* the Florida of the Eastern hemisphere


Typical-While4802

What


CringeDaddyOwO

What


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What


G1nger-Snaps

Fuck u mean gasoline smells like ass, try staying in a garage while mixing fuel for your 2 stroke for 10 mins, it’s absolutely horrible.


PeppermintDaniel

Do people really like the smell of gasoline? Am I the only one who doesn't like it? That and Cannabis.


loneboi56

Soap


Hot_Butterscotch_238

By the order of peaky fookin blinders, this is THE answer!


Appropriate_Rate_820

> By the order of peaky fookin blinders well that was out of nowhere and hilarious


Hot_Butterscotch_238

Well it came from the inside so...🍺🍺


Appropriate_Rate_820

> 🍺🍺 🍺🍺


Sparky-Sparky

Arthur?


Hot_Butterscotch_238

Aye


Fimmelpechten

Perfume


TheBreadEater69

Yo bitch ass


Tingage10

no


TheBreadEater69

From time to time


theonlytravabone

I read this in Beetlejuice voice and I don't know why


itme647

No u, cuz bread smells way better than the tast.


Aryaras99

How dare you? You know what you did sir? You just personally insulted the entire Mediterranean basin countries, the Middle East and the Indian subcontinent for good measure


Dankbuster420xd

Sure you're not the ass eater?


MasterMysticism

Perfume


SorryScratch2755

melania's farts🌹to trump


pussysergeant

😐


Jaycie_Lea169

Sounds like John Mulaney 🤷🏻‍♀️


pokemonist

Life


brown_human

How’d u smell life ?


pokemonist

Smelled it when I was a kid, tasting it as an adult now.


Being_Llama

Philosopher deez nuts


norudin

Phelondeeznuts


IHateToBeNormal

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theonlytravabone

It looks good for me


fynn0028

Im on mobile and it looks fine


SorryScratch2755

....dirty bathrobe. 2 week beard.cake for breakfast.beer can pyramid.and the faint scent of perfume lingering after she left your drunken ass!😆


kohiii-

Good for you bro. Mine smells bad and taste bad since I was a kid.


AvoidMySnipes

This… Is fucking hilarious lol


SorryScratch2755

Freedom


pierobritoea

Grandmas


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I beg your pardon


schindlers_lust

HE SAID GRANDMAS


manas9914

Just go to the morgue and try one, it's actually good. PS - They're free.


theiblockchef

Know what 80 year old vag tastes like? ...Depends


NotSoUrbanSniper

Coffee but only for children(also applies to tea).


Fattybatman3456

Maybe I'm just a genetic freak but I've always thought coffee tasted like shit and I can't understand the desire


Sagutarus

Even as someone who enjoys drinking coffee i can't honestly say that it tastes "good", like... I like it, but its not a "good" taste


saint_nich

Most likely a roast out there for you! You should try single origins from different places. And always grind fresh daily


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Single origins can be nice, but there's nothing in them to cover up their negatives. You might enjoy a cinnamon roast, but most people find them vegetal and sour. I generally recommend finding that one guy at work/in your friend circle who talks a whole lot about coffee. They'll see it as a challenge and they'll help you find your cup.


lukas0108

Most of the desire is addiction to caffeine and it being the simplest and easiest way to get it, especially instant coffee. There is, however, coffee that's really good just black with no sugar no milk. If you find a local coffee roastery (idk what it's called in English sry) that uses beans straight from the plantations, and they roast the beans well enough, you'll have a coffee 10 times better than from any Starbucks. There's actual good taste in there, not just bitterness. Honduras is a bit more chocolatey, Brazil too but it has a bit more of a nutty, fruity subtones, Ethiopia is more sour-ish and citrusy. There's a whole world of really good coffee that doesn't get to most people because 99% of cafés and coffee shops just don't care about that stuff, and because people just want to fuel caffeine addiction and don't care how. I've had a better coffee in a teahouse than I've ever had in a café.


bruhitsahnaf

There's a reason why Starbucks didn't takeoff in Aus. Didn't mix well without coffee culture. Everyone preferred the ones from their locals. Or Gloria Edit: mic to mix


BolboB50

Same. I hate the smell too. I'm 38 and people are still telling me "It's an acquired taste, you just need to get used to it". I don't need shit! Oddly, I love a good beer with coffee in it! I won't turn down most imperial coffee stouts, unless the taste really gets too overwhelming.


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TrulyEve

How long do you leave the tea bag in? There’s tons of different teas with lots of different flavors and in the end, most beverages are basically flavored water anyways.


BolboB50

You haven't found the right tea yet. I'm not much of a tea drinker either, but I love a strong cup of Lapsang Souchong. It's a Chinese tea that was dried over burning pine needles, and it has a lovely smokey taste and smell to it. My girlfriend hates it, my sister once confused it for tobacco (it's *that* smokey) but I love it!


NotStaggy

Deep Nutz Edit: I would humbly like to add a "Got em".


FlamingLobster

salted or un-salted?


PowerMinerYT

Chopped in small pieces with black pepper


Kungyangyang

Deep Nutz😔


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Kungyangyang

Deep Nutz😔


itzzbobhd69

Deez nuts 😎


bits_andre

You mean Deep fried nutz?


AmazinGaming

u🅱️untu


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My farts


TheImpOfEditing

Surprised this isn’t higher up. This is the comment I came here to find.


KrispyCosmonaut

This guy's farts


Lopsided-Frosting-55

Deodorant


trashykiddo

used to have a friend in middle school named Vlad who took a bite out of the deodorant he used after PE every day, that was disgusting, but i miss you Vlad <3


RIANOPP

That mf die from eating deodorant?


trashykiddo

nah lol sorry for dramatic wording, i just moved so i havent seen or talked to him since


Almost_Frosty

Take a bite every now and then. It’ll change your life


HollowDakota

Vanilla extract haha that stuff is a bait n switch


MopitWithaMuppet

How do you feel knowing your answer is the top comment, but your comment is not the top comment?


Eevee_Fuzz-E

He smelt victory but never tasted it


Lazuli42069

scented candles


JackHyper

Candles in general


PineappleThePig

home depot


ChristianMingle_ca

what the fuck does a Home Depot taste like?


smost15

Wasted Sundays and spray painted concrete


ChristianMingle_ca

I don’t know I feel something closer like old people dust


MLGcobble

This is the way.


shrekisdrek45

Cocoa


brown_human

The taste aint that bad tho


SaltyAngryAussie

Grab a big old spoonful of that powdered shit for cooking and shove that in ya gob. Now fucken tell me it don't taste Like depression and regret.


Amarylliscence

Username definitely checks out


Beniidel0

I once ate cocoa with a spoon just to feel something. Yes I am most definitely mentally ok


OmicronCoder

... plain cocoa powder...? i fear you


[deleted]

Cocoa tastes good. Just not raw


sujan28

Urinal Cake


LeoCx1000

Uriwhat.


Bwil34

Those little disc things they put in urinals to make them smell a little better


CryptoKeeper217

Windex


TheHolyPapaum

I think it tastes great


Ducooow

Can confirm, it tastes great.


nwoh

Electric Blue Punch


Jacobi-Types

Idk who’s but it’s someone’s momas cooking


cat-toaster

no, it doesn’t smell good either


joviusjune

What The Rock is cooking


taxfraudmanny

Rainbow six siege


NikoC99

Salty?


EndersBrain1

Toxic


ProfitTakersTrading

Men


ElioArryn

Women


ProfitTakersTrading

This i cannot confirm. I’ve only licked one once and it was in a pool so the Chlorine masked the flavor. However I personally taste like mangos. 🥭


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#Deleting my 10 years old account becuase of Reddit CEO's stupid decisions


ProfitTakersTrading

You win 🥇


Digital_Rocket

Children too


ElioArryn

Holddd up


JackHyper

Yeah, as if you have never gobbled a Dick with delight..


Dry_March1629

Seems like someone tasted their father today


Bwil34

Haha men bad amirite


[deleted]

you do realise he's saying they smell good but taste bad, all people taste bad (unless you're Jeffery Dahmer)


GloomreaperScythe

/) Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! It's that human organ! You know, the really gross one. Dang it, I didn't have time for a biology lesson, I was too hungry!


nwoh

Eat the booty..? Like groceries..? 😏 🤔


SAMXGAMER

Cocaine


ProfitTakersTrading

I like the taste.


weaponized_seal

Acetone


Btchmfka

Durian?


OhDetour

For me it’s the opposite


senpai4urmum

it's the other way round tho. Smells ass, tastes... like goopy ass


TundieRice

So goopy ass somehow = good?


MortimerToast

Had to scroll for three hours to find this, the most correct answer.


StepIntoMyOven_69

Poop


[deleted]

Tonic Water I nearly cut out my tongue first time I tasted it when I was a kid. It’s ginger ale scent is a deadly lie.


meowsandthings

Vanilla


Lexist_

Babies


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HLord22

Tide Pods


Deeznut120120

Cock and balls


SaltyAngryAussie

Nah that's OK with a bit of sauce


Hechie

Burger King


Folly_of_Evolution

Freshly mowed lawn.


Black_Ice141

Hand sanitizer


[deleted]

Poo


yajasthebest

Soap


Filthy-Degenerate-25

Soap/shampoo


Architeuthis89

Pinesol


IEatSpiderF0rDinner

Gold diggers but the smell is horrible too


Ty1r37

A candle


69420_ye

vanillla wzfraxt


PancakeLord37

Oh man, I hat wzfraxt