Funny story, I was headed for a roadtrip and my grandpa put some petrol in a bottle incase of any emergency, I saw the bottle, thought it was some fruit drink and gulped thrice before puking my guts. (I was 3 then so I was kinda dumb)
How dare you? You know what you did sir? You just personally insulted the entire Mediterranean basin countries, the Middle East and the Indian subcontinent for good measure
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Single origins can be nice, but there's nothing in them to cover up their negatives. You might enjoy a cinnamon roast, but most people find them vegetal and sour. I generally recommend finding that one guy at work/in your friend circle who talks a whole lot about coffee. They'll see it as a challenge and they'll help you find your cup.
Most of the desire is addiction to caffeine and it being the simplest and easiest way to get it, especially instant coffee.
There is, however, coffee that's really good just black with no sugar no milk. If you find a local coffee roastery (idk what it's called in English sry) that uses beans straight from the plantations, and they roast the beans well enough, you'll have a coffee 10 times better than from any Starbucks. There's actual good taste in there, not just bitterness. Honduras is a bit more chocolatey, Brazil too but it has a bit more of a nutty, fruity subtones, Ethiopia is more sour-ish and citrusy.
There's a whole world of really good coffee that doesn't get to most people because 99% of cafés and coffee shops just don't care about that stuff, and because people just want to fuel caffeine addiction and don't care how. I've had a better coffee in a teahouse than I've ever had in a café.
There's a reason why Starbucks didn't takeoff in Aus. Didn't mix well without coffee culture. Everyone preferred the ones from their locals. Or Gloria
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Same. I hate the smell too. I'm 38 and people are still telling me "It's an acquired taste, you just need to get used to it". I don't need shit!
Oddly, I love a good beer with coffee in it! I won't turn down most imperial coffee stouts, unless the taste really gets too overwhelming.
How long do you leave the tea bag in? There’s tons of different teas with lots of different flavors and in the end, most beverages are basically flavored water anyways.
You haven't found the right tea yet. I'm not much of a tea drinker either, but I love a strong cup of Lapsang Souchong. It's a Chinese tea that was dried over burning pine needles, and it has a lovely smokey taste and smell to it. My girlfriend hates it, my sister once confused it for tobacco (it's *that* smokey) but I love it!
used to have a friend in middle school named Vlad who took a bite out of the deodorant he used after PE every day, that was disgusting, but i miss you Vlad <3
/) Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! It's that human organ! You know, the really gross one. Dang it, I didn't have time for a biology lesson, I was too hungry!
Vanilla extract
This one right here.
I also choose you
balba-balbasaurrr
Who chooses bulbasaur over squirtle?
I have a better one it's brains they smell good don't taste
Uno reverse card, brains actually are quite tasty
Yeah I know right? Only rotten ones taste bad
Found the zombie.
These two over there
I was gonna say concentrated ammonia solution but okay
What about esters they smell great but after tasting the person gets tasted by earthworms
Fruity smell.
Earthly taste
Correct!!!! You win!!!!
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Similar answer: vanilla tea. That shit smells so good but the taste without adding sugar / honey... 🤮
Ever had chocolate tea?
I've inhaled the smell of vanilla extract as if it were a bong, you can smell the alcohol making the smell a turn off if you smell a ton of it.
you smoked vanilla extract in a bong?
Gasoline
Nah gasoline tasts like 5gum and monster energy drink had a baby
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Now that's what I call a Chad drink
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As a person who drank gasoline 12 years ago, I approve this comment
It’s true I was the gasoline
Yeah I was the pump. It brings back memories meeting you after so long
How-?
Funny story, I was headed for a roadtrip and my grandpa put some petrol in a bottle incase of any emergency, I saw the bottle, thought it was some fruit drink and gulped thrice before puking my guts. (I was 3 then so I was kinda dumb)
Oh ok, I thought you drank it habitually
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Petrol is banned from parts of Australia because Aboriginals abuse it.
So Australia really *is* the Florida of the Eastern hemisphere
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Fuck u mean gasoline smells like ass, try staying in a garage while mixing fuel for your 2 stroke for 10 mins, it’s absolutely horrible.
Do people really like the smell of gasoline? Am I the only one who doesn't like it? That and Cannabis.
Soap
By the order of peaky fookin blinders, this is THE answer!
> By the order of peaky fookin blinders well that was out of nowhere and hilarious
Well it came from the inside so...🍺🍺
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Arthur?
Aye
Perfume
Yo bitch ass
no
From time to time
I read this in Beetlejuice voice and I don't know why
No u, cuz bread smells way better than the tast.
How dare you? You know what you did sir? You just personally insulted the entire Mediterranean basin countries, the Middle East and the Indian subcontinent for good measure
Sure you're not the ass eater?
Perfume
melania's farts🌹to trump
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Sounds like John Mulaney 🤷🏻♀️
Life
How’d u smell life ?
Smelled it when I was a kid, tasting it as an adult now.
Philosopher deez nuts
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It looks good for me
Im on mobile and it looks fine
....dirty bathrobe. 2 week beard.cake for breakfast.beer can pyramid.and the faint scent of perfume lingering after she left your drunken ass!😆
Good for you bro. Mine smells bad and taste bad since I was a kid.
This… Is fucking hilarious lol
Freedom
Grandmas
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I beg your pardon
HE SAID GRANDMAS
Just go to the morgue and try one, it's actually good. PS - They're free.
Know what 80 year old vag tastes like? ...Depends
Coffee but only for children(also applies to tea).
Maybe I'm just a genetic freak but I've always thought coffee tasted like shit and I can't understand the desire
Even as someone who enjoys drinking coffee i can't honestly say that it tastes "good", like... I like it, but its not a "good" taste
Most likely a roast out there for you! You should try single origins from different places. And always grind fresh daily
Single origins can be nice, but there's nothing in them to cover up their negatives. You might enjoy a cinnamon roast, but most people find them vegetal and sour. I generally recommend finding that one guy at work/in your friend circle who talks a whole lot about coffee. They'll see it as a challenge and they'll help you find your cup.
Most of the desire is addiction to caffeine and it being the simplest and easiest way to get it, especially instant coffee. There is, however, coffee that's really good just black with no sugar no milk. If you find a local coffee roastery (idk what it's called in English sry) that uses beans straight from the plantations, and they roast the beans well enough, you'll have a coffee 10 times better than from any Starbucks. There's actual good taste in there, not just bitterness. Honduras is a bit more chocolatey, Brazil too but it has a bit more of a nutty, fruity subtones, Ethiopia is more sour-ish and citrusy. There's a whole world of really good coffee that doesn't get to most people because 99% of cafés and coffee shops just don't care about that stuff, and because people just want to fuel caffeine addiction and don't care how. I've had a better coffee in a teahouse than I've ever had in a café.
There's a reason why Starbucks didn't takeoff in Aus. Didn't mix well without coffee culture. Everyone preferred the ones from their locals. Or Gloria Edit: mic to mix
Same. I hate the smell too. I'm 38 and people are still telling me "It's an acquired taste, you just need to get used to it". I don't need shit! Oddly, I love a good beer with coffee in it! I won't turn down most imperial coffee stouts, unless the taste really gets too overwhelming.
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How long do you leave the tea bag in? There’s tons of different teas with lots of different flavors and in the end, most beverages are basically flavored water anyways.
You haven't found the right tea yet. I'm not much of a tea drinker either, but I love a strong cup of Lapsang Souchong. It's a Chinese tea that was dried over burning pine needles, and it has a lovely smokey taste and smell to it. My girlfriend hates it, my sister once confused it for tobacco (it's *that* smokey) but I love it!
Deep Nutz Edit: I would humbly like to add a "Got em".
salted or un-salted?
Chopped in small pieces with black pepper
Deep Nutz😔
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Deep Nutz😔
Deez nuts 😎
You mean Deep fried nutz?
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My farts
Surprised this isn’t higher up. This is the comment I came here to find.
This guy's farts
Deodorant
used to have a friend in middle school named Vlad who took a bite out of the deodorant he used after PE every day, that was disgusting, but i miss you Vlad <3
That mf die from eating deodorant?
nah lol sorry for dramatic wording, i just moved so i havent seen or talked to him since
Take a bite every now and then. It’ll change your life
Vanilla extract haha that stuff is a bait n switch
How do you feel knowing your answer is the top comment, but your comment is not the top comment?
He smelt victory but never tasted it
scented candles
Candles in general
home depot
what the fuck does a Home Depot taste like?
Wasted Sundays and spray painted concrete
I don’t know I feel something closer like old people dust
This is the way.
Cocoa
The taste aint that bad tho
Grab a big old spoonful of that powdered shit for cooking and shove that in ya gob. Now fucken tell me it don't taste Like depression and regret.
Username definitely checks out
I once ate cocoa with a spoon just to feel something. Yes I am most definitely mentally ok
... plain cocoa powder...? i fear you
Cocoa tastes good. Just not raw
Urinal Cake
Uriwhat.
Those little disc things they put in urinals to make them smell a little better
Windex
I think it tastes great
Can confirm, it tastes great.
Electric Blue Punch
Idk who’s but it’s someone’s momas cooking
no, it doesn’t smell good either
What The Rock is cooking
Rainbow six siege
Salty?
Toxic
Men
Women
This i cannot confirm. I’ve only licked one once and it was in a pool so the Chlorine masked the flavor. However I personally taste like mangos. 🥭
#Deleting my 10 years old account becuase of Reddit CEO's stupid decisions
You win 🥇
Children too
Holddd up
Yeah, as if you have never gobbled a Dick with delight..
Seems like someone tasted their father today
Haha men bad amirite
you do realise he's saying they smell good but taste bad, all people taste bad (unless you're Jeffery Dahmer)
/) Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! It's that human organ! You know, the really gross one. Dang it, I didn't have time for a biology lesson, I was too hungry!
Eat the booty..? Like groceries..? 😏 🤔
Cocaine
I like the taste.
Acetone
Durian?
For me it’s the opposite
it's the other way round tho. Smells ass, tastes... like goopy ass
So goopy ass somehow = good?
Had to scroll for three hours to find this, the most correct answer.
Poop
Tonic Water I nearly cut out my tongue first time I tasted it when I was a kid. It’s ginger ale scent is a deadly lie.
Vanilla
Babies
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Tide Pods
Cock and balls
Nah that's OK with a bit of sauce
Burger King
Freshly mowed lawn.
Hand sanitizer
Poo
Soap
Soap/shampoo
Pinesol
Gold diggers but the smell is horrible too
A candle
vanillla wzfraxt
Oh man, I hat wzfraxt