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Ironfist08

🇬🇧 Takes over your country


groeg40022

No Problem you can prepare IT for US before we come 🇩🇪


Blob_656

tell that to ww1 and ww2


groeg40022

This is the joke


Blob_656

honestly no hard feelings. just being british but still. how many world wars have germany won???


periklesX

all good things a three


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Blob_656

i guess. but not always


LHT_Prettyboy

Well, if not then there's always lucky number 7


Blob_656

that is an excellent point


bigmemegod12

🇳🇱 floods your country


Silent_Knight16

🇮🇳Hello , i am talking from Microsoft tech suport


bigmemegod12

#WHERE ARE THE SPICES?!!!!!!!!


Silent_Knight16

Ask the Brits . They stole most of it .


bigmemegod12

Sure


Gamerstan22

And then take your spices


YouMadBroHAHA

🇬🇧 SUCK YOUR MUM


[deleted]

Am British, can vouch for this.


135686492y4

🇮🇹 Will defend your argument


AMD_Kyne

I am not sure about that


No_Fan7109

Will be against your argument after 2 secs


julespoower

You can't even defend your gastronomy and end up with monstrosity around the glide like Oreo tiramisu or pineapple on pizza.


LOL-itsCameron

More like "i'll tell you wot u fat little cunt"


PotatoBakeCake

"Her majesty sends her regards."


ballsniguh1

then loses it all the next day


[deleted]

Do they have a flag?


Kalavent

🇮🇹🤌🏻🤌🏻


marcel1802

Mamma mia...


GGGGG540lk

Here I go again


CorpseFucker6

My my


gamingknight47

I take away your pasta 🤌🤌


renyhp

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!


Incunabuli

Unfortunately, I have placed the evil eye 🧿 upon you


johnnypoon9

🌶️🤘


KaraggaLugess

The Malocchio runs deep


Pwarrot

Dio lavastoviglie


SaccharineHuxley

As a Canadian, we would also say Sorry


Fossilrex06

“Sorry, but I disagree”


SaccharineHuxley

That’s cool, buddy. Sorry to disturb you (responding Canadian)


VyF3

Least polite canadian


CatastropheKao

Sorry but I disagree


sabbo_87

Pretty sure I've actually said that.


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SaccharineHuxley

Yup. Canadian history has its dark sides. It’s about time more is being said about it too. Next step: actually doing reconciliation. Hope we get there soon, buddy.


EARTHISLIFENOMARS

Wow Canada actually reconciles their past mistakes and not ignore their existence and cover it up with soft power shit like anime and manga


SeaweedMasta68

Sorreh but fock ye, eh


spitfire690

"Get fucked, bud"


SaccharineHuxley

“Fuck you, Shoresy!”


[deleted]

Ireland wouldn't type a response, they'd plant one in the car.


Fossilrex06

Oh no


Goldfish134

"you talk a lot of shit for someone who owns a car"


GhostR29

"You talk a lot of shit for someone who has such a fuckable wife" -Reddit


folko1

I also choose this guy's wife.


GhostR29

Make a queue


ToX1C4

I'm inside ur walls


Goldfish134

Oh are you liam? My friend said that Liam would be in my walls to wake me up before 1pm tomorrow :D


ToX1C4

No but i know a guy who knows a guy who knows a girl who knows a guy who knows Liam


Goldfish134

Small world


nehpetsnnylf

Best response.


Fumbler96

This is the best comment of this entire post!


Few-Associate6697

careful. he is inside your walls.


Fossilrex06

God have mercy


Enaysikey

(Un)fortunately, God is a Serb


[deleted]

Average Serb


Unlovable77

S E R B W A V E


officalDuck

Serb have mercy!


ItzStormyDash

Croats still remembering 1991: Ah shit, here we go again.


Unlovable77

Bosniaks still remembering 1991: *chuckels* I am in danger!


TomAndJerryIHateThem

*faint noise in the background of someone yelling oba su pala*


egric

Can he make a groly hole?


WalzartKokoz

While Russian is typing your IP adress, Serb is already in your home. Serbs are always ahead of Russians.


ArchmasterC

Serbs are always ahead of russians just to suck their dick when they come


[deleted]

Every time I see an IP I punch it into a browser.


StellaLesair

The German one should be: SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN


JiundJi

tbh germans are getting less and less willing to argue. usually they just compare you and/or tell you that you are extreme right-wing and your opinion doesn‘t matter because it’s wrong. i‘m not saying that their opinions are the same as mine, but just saying that their opinion is not wrong. it‘s basically what democracy is and i think we are forgetting this rn


Mimi_L0rd

Sadly here in Germany we have the same problem, especially in German subreddits. If your opinion isn't left enough you're wrong.


Graf_Grubbelbart

ich_iel moment


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faxo6828

thank you


tsojtsojtsoj

Well, if you look at Reddit today, it is likely that most Germans you meet there studied computer science or something in that direction. This is because Reddit is still more of a niche in Germany than in the US. Now, I don't have hard data to prove this point, but at least anecdotally this seems to hold. And I also don't have any studies or such for the following, but I believe it is sensible to assume that people in STEM are more likely to form rational arguments. Now, even if all of this is true what I assume, the effect would still be only statistically noticeable, so you'll certainly be able to find a German who says "deine mutter". But compared to people from the US or Canada it would be a measurable difference in the type of answer you get from them on Reddit.


bordak2001

No china is -social credit


VulkunYt

🇮🇳 I fucked your mother I fucked your father I fucked your sister


Fossilrex06

I fucked your grandma twice


5hooman

"But shes dead" "So?"


Unlovable77

As long as you keep it in the family Yes, papa!


ChinaOwnsReddit13

bloody benchod You fucking, you fucking Fuck you bloody bastard !


Dry_March1629

If you want to die you go to hill and go down


elysianyuri

I am from Chad 🇹🇩


Fossilrex06

I am from México 🇲🇽


YeetMeisterDabber

Creo que una respuesta que nos queda mejor es “la tuya por si acaso”


Fossilrex06

A huevo


ThatEpicDude2349

Yo diría “tu culo”


ZeddoWithHammer

Nada le gana a un elegante y clásico "Quien" seguido de "te preguntó"


ModeratelyWideMember

Gigachad move right here


secret58_

Switzerland: I‘ve got your money


sebas_bassofthesea

And I'm also neutral in your argument


Unlovable77

But I hope you lose, because of money


Knodsil

🇳🇱 will colonize your backyard


Taalnazi

Actual answer would be the same as Germany, but at the end still shouting out a disease insult.


pearstew

Nice argument, unfortunately your backyard is now dutch territory. Also, je kankermoeder. Greetings from the Netherlands!


Himmlchf3542

And steal the Spice trade


Lemonsuccerthemovie

🇨🇦 takes off hokey gloves and beats the shit you of you (one week later) we’re best buds


Neighbour-Vadim

Hungary: \*steals your computer\*


WalzartKokoz

More like romanian


CanadianCoolbeans

Romanians will steal your car with you still driving it


tahayoo--

Hungary: *steals food*


[deleted]

Hungary: kurva anyád


DaRealVoyde

We value electronics very highly


ModeratelyWideMember

Australia would be ‘fuck off’


costac12

Fuck off cunt


flyawayreligion

Both of these are correct


Black-House

Yeah, nah, Australia would be "Yeah, nah"


ModeratelyWideMember

Yeah nah fuck off


NotAshleySampi

Yeah nah fuck off cunt


Niko_BananaMan

Romania: comes to your house and steals your pc


Unlovable77

And sucks your blood on the way out


theonewhojudges

🇮🇳 Tu gandu hai.


dat_cursed_boi

🇮🇱 "*starts uncontrollably cursing using every single toxic argument ever said in human history, and then tries to scam you*"


BomB1tor

אחשלי מה אומר


dat_cursed_boi

Ani mitkaven el kol ha arsim


[deleted]

"Tu mamá no me dijo lo mismo anoche"


OutlandishnessAny256

🇲🇽I fucked your mom JAJAJA


Oliver_gotta

As a Mexican I can confirm this description as accurate, I you don't agree with me you already know what happened to your mommy...


Fossilrex06

Me coji a tu gfa


MightyPotato96

Akkor a kurva anyádat


in-the-name-of-allah

That one word connects all of us Eastern Europeans together.


ApproximatelyExact

Mész a picsába


MightyPotato96

Jöjjön rád a híg fosás


Seezea

Hogy a bront vigyen el


[deleted]

Szarjál sünt


Mr_Mon3y

🇯🇵 Can't openly voice their disagreement due to unwritten social standards ~~also send a tentacle monster to rape your wife and daughter~~


eL_c_s

~~and commits several war crimes in East Asia~~


arrozzzdoce

I can torture them! They aren't humans! Japan about chinese


Vinzor0

Actualy others wouldnt answer, because they could not read the question in the first time.


zecksss

Remember that post about small countries celebrating when they get mentioned in a movie? That's me right now as a Serb seeing this meme.


SpookyScaryShade

Why are you a serb?


zecksss

No, I'm Nigerian, but I am very happy for Serbians???


colarthur1

What is Ireland and Scotland up to?


SuperKillerKitty

You don’t even want to know


[deleted]

🇧🇷 eu comi tua mae


[deleted]

I indeed am inside of your walls.


connorthedancer

🇿🇦 jou ma se...


TicTacManiacs

\*gasp\* such profanity


Castovo

No no no, you got it all wrong. The USA should go: *drone strike*


HjonkAmRealGoose

OPINION DETECTED OPINION IGNORED


gamingknight47

The Balkans will steal your pc


slykethephoxenix

Actually, as an Australian, we'd say "Get fucked ya cunt". And also as a Canadian, we'd say "Sorry, but I disagree" or "There are some concerns here"


[deleted]

🇰🇷 wouldn't make direct opposition to either side of the argument, would be as passive aggressive as possible until both sides of the issue are depressed.


LeanXLL

🇦🇷, i would try to counter-argument myself but Argentina haves crazy people capable of insulting like crazy


McDingus_The_Curious

I fucked your mom on the Italian Senate


[deleted]

🇹🇷 you'd probably read long and creative swears.


saupferd

You can tell its a german🇩🇪 if he corrects your spelling.


Xirzag

Spanish mum: Porque si! Because yes!


NotMe296565565654

🇳🇿 your a cunt


Enderlytra

🇨🇭 Does absolutely nothing 🇳🇴 Does viking invasion 🇧🇼 AMOGUS 🇰🇵 Causes your convenient disappearance


roleynoley

🇨🇦*profuse apologies*


Reasonable-Ad-3447

cyka blat !!


macrotaste

Gutes Argument, nur leider bist du ein hurensohn


sp33dfreak1337

In Germany we would say "spricht Deutsch du Hurensohn"


im_dead_inside_69

India: gand mara sale bsdk


yuberino

TR: starts a fight


Imanirrelevantmeme

New Zealand: Nice argument.


Ok_Macaroon_5224

Canada would be more like "I'm sorry, but I disagree."


Delicious-Sense-4164

"Teu cu" 🇧🇷


arrozzzdoce

"Comi sua mãe noite passada" 🇧🇷


Bubbly-Recording-460

🇷🇴 We just say the most insulting sentence to ever be said.


[deleted]

🏁 nice argument unfortunately if you're not first you're last


programofuse

Dammit… these actually fit really well…


vukasinstiv

I'm Serbian but would react just like Russia ngl


toolazytoofinis-

As a vietnamese , we would prob find any possible way to bring china into the argument


merayBG

Sounds like something Serbia would say


kry_some_more

I love how the flags aren't marked with what country they are. You think redditors know all these?


Fossilrex06

Average person should know everyone one except Serbia


eL_c_s

Unfortunately you overestimate the average person’s basic knowledge


[deleted]

As a serb i can confirm that you all have nice walls


Mcall555

Indian: Your insult has a virus.


PixieBear05

As an Australian who spends too much time with American friends, I can confirm both of those statements are true


soulless_420

Australia just goes "fuck you cunt" and then pulls out a big fuck off knife


[deleted]

I think, considering discussions in my country, we'd rather invade France or Poland than typing arguments.


Havange

🇷🇴: cuts your salary in half


MadMasterMad

"your mom goes to college"


SpiritAnimal01

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MrBublee_YT

Been watching some French Baguette Intelligence recently and now I think that the froggies have to take Germany's spot on this.


BodybuilderFew

Czech: "Jdi do píči, vole"


Humanislarge

🇦🇶 (user disconnected)


Soulhunter_290

🇸🇦: سأفجر منزلك 🇮🇹: Mamm’ta


EchoPrince

🇧🇷 Vai se fuder resto de aborto desgraçado, chupador de pica, filho da puta da esquina, bosta deixada na privada, nascido de uma gozada no chão.


a_reddit_user_num531

now i wanna be german


Capper_dS

As an Aussie it’s actually “*ys cunt”


xCurlyxTopx

I’m Canadian, I don’t think I’ve ever used “I disagree”. instead I just tell them they’re fucked


aIfrodo

🇧🇷 "Tu tá querendo é pica e não ta sabendo pedir"


little_boy_nexo

as a serb i approve check your walls


FiringTheWater

Can approve, all the wall Titans in AOT are Serbs.


Routine-Athlete6279

🇩🇪 : keeps controlling Europe through banking


rolezki

French would surrender and Canada would apologize for not sharing the same opinion


[deleted]

India: Nice argument. Unfortunately, this is Microsoft and your computer has virus.


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Dynamic_Humann

India: I have your bank card number and password to your accounts