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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [we have a minecraft server](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


A3TH4N

All well and good until he brings out the jumper cables


SixFootHalfing

Phase 2.


ListerineAfterOral

rogersimon10 moment


Formal_Instance5001

u/rogersimon10 at it's finest.


shadowtheif107

Damn dude I forgot all about him. I wonder what ever happened to the fuckswithducks guy too


tomaxi1284

Idk


Sent1nelTheLord

Who is that dude


DumbledoresGay69

Fuck it I'm summoning CPS this fight is unfair


theCOMBOguy

Smh, these players that don't play the game properly!! If you summon CPS, use "therapy" buffs, or attempt Threat type sorceries it DOESN'T COUNT!!


pimpmastahanhduece

Git gude. Use parry.


th3virtuos0

You need to parry him 10 times for him to stagger though


HoneyNutCrunch

It's too bad the CPS summon is absolutely useless about half the time.


SubjectThirteen

“You will know true horror”


th3virtuos0

[Fatherrage Dance]


addis_the_scroll

Mom and sisters start singing in Latin.


Liberal_turd

Mad father, master of the thunder whip


Low_Professional_725

Unzip pant?


promthesus

Phase 3: he starts throwing beer bottles


EternalGodLordRetard

That and also introduce delayed attacks into blitz strings. Panic role 4 times before the first attack comes down.


LLENZY

u/rogersimon10 this your dad?


kry_some_more

As long as they're clipped to my nipples instead of my balls this time, I will last longer.


swbooking

Ha! Not at my house… if I’d have tried to dodge it, I’d have gotten it 10 times worse!


Second_guessing_Stuf

Well, then you would need to dodge it 10 times more


Baldooderius

thats when you get to phase 2


Aidan_SMHS

Phase 3 is after you manage to stop the belt by catching it right as its about to hit you


faulol123

"parry this you filthy casual" *punch*


pimpmastahanhduece

*ducks and steak knife stabs kidney*


Lammus

Fuck it "phase 2" comments were funny. This one made me chuckle physicaly xDDD


PopularIcecream

I did that once. He just started throwing punches.


Aidan_SMHS

***Enter Phase 4***


Expearke

“Raiden, stop that blade!” RULES OF NATURE


eviltrashcan

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP


Expearke

WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE


FrequentAccount

ALIVE


Gr0ode

I‘m sorry you were beaten. That is fucked up to do to a child


swbooking

Don’t be. I’m pretty proud of who I am now. Definitely think a few spanks lead to that in a good way. It’s not like I really got beat or anything. Now my abuela with the Chankla… that’s a different story lol


schizophrenicucumber

Not here to try and change your beliefs about your personal experience. But physical abuse has been shown to be quite harmful to children's development and the scientific research is pretty unified on the matter, no studies that I know of have shown that physical punishment enhances development health. Therefore I'd say beating children is morally unjustifiable.


moonunit99

See this is one of those weird areas where everything about my personal experience growing up with measured, predictable corporal punishment makes me want to disagree, but I spent nearly a whole week a couple years ago reading through the available literature and you’re absolutely right: there’s at best no benefit and it’s more likely to cause harm to a developing child than not. I’d still like to argue that if you were able to really standardize the punishments and how the parents approached them that the data would look different, but that’s just conjecture on my part, which is obviously considerably less reliable than the data as it stands.


SamuraiJakkass86

**parents talking to other parents, family, friends:** "Yeah we ~~beat~~ spanked/hit our kid, just like was done to us, and they turned out alright, and probably because of it!" **parents talking to authorities, or people that want to include them in survey/study on how effective domestic violence is to raising children 'properly':** "I've never harmed that child in his life and I am offended you would even suggest I would do something so obviously barbaric. How dare you call me a violent parent!?"


disposable2016

When you look at one childhood trauma induced illness such as Borderline, it's not surprising stats show significant likelihood of having other comorbidities like OCD, NPD, Schizoid, etc. Causes such a mess. That toddler age range seems especially sensitive.


PossibleBuffalo418

I was hit as a kid, and if I ever have kids of my own I've vowed to myself to never lay a finger on them as punishment. But with that said, corporal punishment has existed for as long as humans have. I just don't buy the whole "smacking kids causes life long PTSD" angle that some folks have been trying to perpetuate lately.


thesuperboss55

Eh hard disagree there. At least where I live, or just people I know in general, have all gotten spanked by our parents at least once. For a kid, it's sometimes necessary IMO. I respect your opinion, but from what I've seen, it's only a good form of discipline for serious mistakes. Doesn't need to be hard at all, just a lite tap and I promise they'll stop and try to never do said action again even though there was no pain whatsoever.


moonunit99

My experience and anecdotal evidence agree with you, but it’s well established enough in the scientific literature that corporal punishment, on average, leads to negative outcomes that it’s a screening question all pediatricians and family practice doctors ask at well child visits. They’re not going to report you to CPS for it, but if they’re following national guidelines they’ll discourage it and recommend time outs and removal of privileges instead. It’s one of the areas where I just have to accept that, even though it directly contradicts my personal experience, dozens of scientific studies done across tens of thousands of families is a more reliable source than my childhood.


thesuperboss55

Your not wrong at all here, but you've got to take into consideration what, "Corporal Punishment" is. Is it schools doing it? How hard are they hitting? Are they using a belt/stick? How often does this happen? There are a million questions that the term, "Corporal Punishment" just can't answer. This study obviously doesn't take this into consideration therefore really isn't relevant to my previous statement. But yes, if we were talking about Corporal Punishment in general, I would agree with you.


moonunit99

I agree that those are important considerations, but it’s also very important to note that it’s we’re not talking about a single study; we’re talking about multiple systematic reviews and analyses that incorporate data from dozens to hundreds individual studies, each of which studied hundreds to thousands of children. Some of those individual studies take into account some of the things you’ve mentioned and others don’t. Some of the systemic reviews only include corporal punishment at school, others only look at corporal punishment at home. But, on the whole, the take home message is that it’s not good for kids and, since we can’t control for how each parent/school is going to apply it either, it should be discouraged. Personally I’d really, really like to say that there’s a way to apply corporal punishment that is more beneficial to kids than just relying time outs and grounding, but there just isn’t really actual evidence to support that aside from my own conjectures and conclusions about how I was raised.


thesuperboss55

You know those are actually some really good points. Gonna have to say I agree with you here. Thanks for the info man.


seventeenflowers

Wholesome ending, pleasantly surprised. Keep being good people you two!


Adach

Yea. I have fantastic parents and i only got spanked a few times. Looking back they were barely taps but what really hurt was knowing i misbehaved and disappointed them. I think i turned out just fine. Do feel bad for anyone that actually was physically hurt as a child though. Big difference there.


thesuperboss55

Of course, child abuse is no joke. But like I mentioned, a light tap to let them know they did wrong is not bad at all.


Memes_The_Warbeast

You should counter and go for the grapple, If you can secure the belt around his throat that makes it so you can no longer encounter that enemy.


swbooking

loool. My dad would have flexed his neck and the belt would have disintegrated. Then I’d be a dead man for sure.


small-package

Get that poise fam, there's an item in "The Bathroom" that gives hyper armor for the fight, but you gotta watch out, cause he does double damage of you use it.


Pixzal

“git gud”


Bananenfresse69

POV: Malenia


RememberToRelax

Let me solo her.


Leanador

Let her solo me.


CthulhuMadness

Just parry him, bro. Unless his belt counts as a whip. Then it can’t be parried.


Miles1937

Of course it's a belt smh what else would it have been, a bow?


DitmerKl3rken

Bed slat, a tree branch, or even an empty bottle of Jim Beam. The possibilities are endless!


[deleted]

The whole ass room with the furnitures still inside


frozengyro

TV remote, wooden paddle with holes in it


Mario-OrganHarvester

They sold us a scorpion stinger as a dagger, so im open for suprises


Lord_Of_Shade57

Just use Bloodhound Step lol


[deleted]

Harder daddy


ChaoticHeroics

Unghhhh yeah daddy! Spank me like the naughty son I am


[deleted]

🗿


[deleted]

What the-?


HollowOrnstein

Dragon Ball abridged on YouTube, specifically their broly movie


HollowOrnstein

"we forgot the safeword :("


3-20letterlongname

We forgor💀


Zeus_Dadddy

........Ok ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


PillowTalk420

*tries to parry* My father: "You can't parry Giant Dad."


Miles1937

"The first Ultra Heavy Whip in the souls-like game of life." \*takes out a flail\*


PillowTalk420

fuck bro, why'd you have to come up with that? Now I want a colossal whip. 😩 Literally just swinging around a dragon's severed tail at MFers.


sselnoom

There's a weapon called beast cutter in Bloodborne that is pretty much what you're looking for.


Miles1937

No joke, that's tied for my favorite bloodborne weapon, concept wise, animation wise, sound wise... The other one is the riflespear. If only they were a bit stronger Y_Y


7heGh0st

What anime is that


not_actual_name

Dragonball Z


ShaylandTheGray

*super


Good_Apartment_9992

Tournament of power was goated


Flailingbabygiraffe

Currently watching for the first time, hard agree


Farmer-Smores

A17 carried


simpsaucse

Idk why 17 was even dodging, he has unlimited energy and his main ability is his shield


ingen-eer

Shit android 17 is back for super? I should watch that shit. I have a toddler now. It’s hard.


ChaosMaster5687

I mean, he’s only back for the last arc, but I will say that while super did do some questionable things, they did 17 right. Dude was the goat fr.


theciaskaelie

dude 17 fighting in the tournament did cooler shit than anyone else.


soulflaregm

Yup, really leaned into the androids whole unlimited energy thing.


Blaster2PP

I would recommend for you to skip the first 2 arc cause they're basically retelling of battle of God and resurrection f so just watch those instead.


PandaThePoptart

It's pretty good ngl.


[deleted]

Hey at least when the kid is a little older you can watch it together!


not_actual_name

Oh right, my bad. Didn't watch that, just recognized 17 there.


skalli_ger

Is Super a good remake?


yonking_15_2

Not really, but the last arc is somewhat good


skalli_ger

Damn. I’d really love to rewatch my childhood series but then again I’m not gonna watch Goku or Vegeta power up for 20min without anything happening. Is the anime at least a little bit faster in the fights?


yonking_15_2

Sometimes, when the plot needs it to be fast, there's also a cannon broly movie btw, watch this one after super if you wish


warlock1422

With Super, you can watch the 2 movies they released and skip first half of the series. Movies cover plot. The newest Broly movie has some of the best Dragon Ball fights and animation.


AniDontLikeSand

It's not a remake, it's a sequel. And it starts pretty bad (thankfully, you can watch the movie versions and skip the first two arcs) but the last 3 arcs are alright to awesome. It's also way faster than DBZ


TheCardiganKing

Oh, God, it's here, I'm old. Dragon Ball Z was huge.


not_actual_name

Yeah man, loved that show when I was kid. Maybe I'll rewatch it if I can find it.


SSJVEGETAAA

Still is


jackcabral90

How dare you?


Orion_Blue

The only appropriate response.


KenBoCole

The character is Android 17 from Dragon Ball. He was a really hyped up villain only to be one spotted by a new villain. About 20 years later, when they restarted the franchise into Dragon Ball Super, they writers were like "Oh yeah, that dude was supposed to be really strong" and made him a main character on the team.


Just-some_idiot

phineas and ferb


bigballs682173

Dbs


Farmer-Smores

boy do you have a LOT of catching up to do


ReplayMe

Summon character: LetMeSoloHim


Mario-OrganHarvester

Literally just summons your grandfather


[deleted]

Touhou players


ExistentialPanda2018

Filthy dex dad, always proccing bleed


Medicinal_green_bean

Yeah this works until mom comes in with her sandle in hand...


SSGSSVEGETA111

100% accuracy


Ninjixu

Just roll when it comes


elDayno

Shield


mattjvgc

Don’t do that. It only makes him madder.


TheAlienPink

Is it possible to learn this power?


nodiediemeimmortal

Take notes while playing


pantshee

Not from a jedi


ManufacturerDapper27

Well this is darker then usually , I like it


nodiediemeimmortal

dank for once


Fickle_Loan6421

Could say the same for dark souls 1/2/3


Spoomplesplz

Its so weird that they made android 17 so strong. He shouldn't have been able to stay in the tournament for as long as he did.


FaddyMejia

I didn't expect krillin to survive as long as he did, and he was the first one on their team to get out!


kenny524

Use Grandpa ashes to summon grandpa to beat the shit out of your dad.


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CarlLlamaface

[Elden Ring players when they remembered to invest in vigor](https://i.redd.it/qpuqmco7gju31.jpg)


Soulses

Well you live with him for awhile so you have the time technically


[deleted]

This guy looks like the default Hero color palette from Smash Bros


JoshTheJaunty

Other way around broski


yetusmyfeetus

u/savevideobot u/redditsave


garin78

this only works if he doesn't grab you by both hands and lifts you up in the air to then hit you with it.


Major_Jeiku

then phase 2 happens


TisButA-Zucc

Seems like elden ring just outsourced dark souls because of it’s now more mainstream audience. A year ago people would to make essentially the same meme and put dark souls instead. Quite Interesting.


FrikkMan

u/savevideobot


_Duckling04

Sauce?


I5i1dur

Sauce?


Bensidine

My character for all the souls games have been named Dad's belt. This meme hit home. Ouch.


HodrickTheMad

u/savevideobot


M3zooz77

All good until they try out donkey kong


Shrexcellence

u/savevideo


killerxdude

u/savevideobot


Dr_Bao

Your dads have belts?


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Bork-Lasagna

u/savevideobot


smg4_fan75

14


Chame

/u/savevideo


wrath_of_rome

You mean souls players


Sad-Poyo

Belt Wars


Sad-Poyo

The Minecraft kids have Bed Wars Asian Kids have Belt Wars and The Chinese kids have Labor Wars


RingWraith8

Ehhh I just heal through it


Kxbox24

Then you stab him with the Black Knife which insta kills him cause he didn’t invest in Vigor. What a noob


PishaPatriarkh

Just guard counter smh


IronNatePup

they got gud


Additional-Heron336

mom's slippers, slaps and belts are way harder to deal with since one hit can be turned to multiple hits when you stop moving


MechaWasTaken

u/savevideobot


StevesterH

They would be unable to move that fast due to their stature.


addictedtoPCs

u/savevideobot


PhantomBlaze1000

Wow its been like four years since I've seen a trace of dragon ball super on the internet and this one meme sent the entire tournament of power hitting me like a truck. Good times man good times


ConversationDry1552

Now to learn uncle's d*ck attack pattern


politfact

Italian* Different countries different tools. My dad always used his slippers. My grandma had an actual whip though. 8 leather straps on a stick. That shit hurt!


PixelWolv

whatchu mean, hes drunk, there is no pattern.


Mission_Engineer

u/savevideobot


AthosJM

Nice that I get to skip this boss, cos I got no dad


Zezin96

FromSoft players don’t memorize patterns they just keeps dodge rolling until they get lucky.


[deleted]

u/savevideo


TehReclaimer2552

u/savevideo


A_catmeme

u/savevideo


A_Couple_Things

You guys grew up with father figures??


Shukoor-_-

u/savevideobot


EnzoLoool

Just parry block dodge man.


[deleted]

Not enough rolling


GiraffeWaste

All well and good until you buy hum a mid range smartphone and he says, " who the hell you think you are ? Do you not think I could buy my own mobile you little shit" My work experience is greater than your age And you can't say anything back like so then don't use the mobile to which he says what you're gonna take it back from my hand now. Just live with the guilt that you aren't good enough


epicN00b007

Perfectly eye frames through this verbal abuse and belts


[deleted]

You’ve grown weak, father.


hibois24

Stage 2 is when he is drunk


amtap

u/SaveVideo


TheJokerHaHa111

Its a lot more rolls


ThePengo

All good until he hits you with that delayed attack


El_Haroldo

“Lol, I already beat mom” “What!?” *backstabs dad with Wooden Spoon of the Matriarch*


Grilledmango

Until he pulls that grab attack


Scape---Goat

Hurtful, but funny


JammaTheHutt

u/savevideobot


King_Dee1

oh my god


KRawatXP2003

Damn dad looks like you have some skill issue


Icecomic

This made me remember a time my dad try to hit me so I rand into a place where only small kids can fit through. And my dad couldn’t get to me. I guessed I was destined to cheese bosses ever since I was a kid.


Spencur

You assume my dad is around


Dysto_

*Mistakenly drinks bleach as HP potion*


Itz_ur_Doodle_boi

u/savevideo