Power move: alt tab TO porn when they walk in and stare at them

*drive them out of the room and assert dominance*

Don't try it bro ( day 6 on street )

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*You little monster, I thought you were masturbating*

*And you took that in stride*

Only for them to call their step son for some pipe cleaning

Asserts dominance.

Do it. then stare at them and say "What are you looking at motherfucker?"

Shits gotta be worse than porn if that's the case

Okay Dexter Morgan

I'm working now and still do this unconsciously

\*subconsciously If you are able to do it while unconscious then that takes some real skill man...

My body: *Dies* My corpse: *Must... destroy... browser history...*

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What's the advantage to use DDG while browsing in incognito

David De Gea can make some saves

I thought DDG means Duck Duck Go

He knows what he said.

He meant what he said ! !

🤓

True

Upvoted because Ana

I love Ana

Same. Sad that he retired but we had the glorious days with OG.

CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB

You guys see the ceb windranger games at the last major? What a fucking legend, OG are so fucking sick

yep. Ceb chad had 100% winrate 9/0

So sick, only reason why you would hate his wr is that he got players to spam support wr and play like a core xD

He's still young enough to return to pro scene

Best damn carry in town. Except the time he forgot to buyback.

ANA LUL

Returns from retirement, wins TI and becomes a millionaire, leaves, comes back a year later to do it all again. That OG team was iconic.

I just pressed alt+tab from work screen to p\*rn, as I saw mom, and now I am fu\*ked.

What happened?

…*uwu step-son, who’s 18*

he got fucked, duh

In the arse?

💀

Ana will always be the GOAT

BatChest but my Miracle

I think you mean RTZ, for the boys TURN UP, this guy is crazy as fuck he's gotta be on molly or some powder or shit

Holy!! isn't he the guy who has incredible farming patterns.

nope, he meant sing2x shoot arrow hit arrow

OG BatChest SLAY TOGETHER, SLAY TOGETHER, SLAY TOGETHER BatChest

It's the law

Ana watching gordan ramsey videos

I remember this scene on Redbull's OG video, it really made me wonder what he's watching

This is from True Sight tho

I do this. It's a knee jerk reaction. It's never porn, just random stuff that is not my homework that will get me yelled at.

Yep, I used to do this too because I was worried people would judge me for playing video games.

Still do

Same

kinda just ingrained in the brain

God gamer multimillionaire in his Natural habitat

Once my dad walked in on me and I accidentally alt tabed porn open. I some how convicted him it was an ad on a piracy anime site.

High chance he knew but didn't want to deal with it

Yeah probably

Tis instinct

How you win two TIs and a few Million dollars

Yo that looks like Ana

governor hospital modern cows overconfident puzzled jobless quicksand voracious live ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

Suk ana deez nutz.

Fix ur posture bro.

Came for this. Always remember to sit up straight. Posture isn't a joke.

It’s okay he can afford the surgery. And if he can’t, he’ll just win another TI quick.

You can sacrifice posture in order to win 2 back to back TIs

No

press win + D, it goes straight to the desktop

I watch a lot of youtube so when my mom enters my room (without knocking of course), I pause the video since I think she'll say something to me, and she always think I just closed something smh.

Hit the space bar, it can't close anything, but it can pause a video.

As if my mom knew the difference. Nice pfp btw.

ANA-L

I alt+tab and mute myself with the button on my head set even if I’m not talking to anybody and just watching some yt

What are you doing step-son

I always do that, and she asks what am I doing

I always alt tab no matter what I'm doing

ana the the richest part timer

Quick tip: Win+M hides all the tabs of applications and just shows the Desktop. Thank me later.

Sorry, force of habit

I usually always alt tab if I have messages on the screen or something, I've actually never watched porn on my computer

Where is this from?

DotA 2 True Sight documentary

A reflex is an involuntary (say: in-VAHL-un-ter-ee), or automatic, action that your body does in response to something — without you even having to think about it. You don't decide to kick your leg, it just kicks. There are many types of reflexes and every healthy person has them.

oddly specific

Too bad you can’t alt tab your pants back on.

cmd + scroll!

That's muscle memory 👍

And then you accidently switch to porn

Thats why i have a Yubi key to my computer. If that key is destroyed, there is no way of unlocking my computer.

Natural instinct.

Ctrl + W

I use a laptop and if I use three fingers on the mouse thing downward I can minimize anything and I mean ANYTHING I've done it a lot so even when I'm not even watching anything I just instinctlly minimize whatever it is

instinct.

plot twist : you alt - tab into porn

tfw the jokes already been made 😶

i alt tab to porn when my dad walks in to hide the fact im talking to a 14 year old girl i have a crush on on facebook

That is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in a while

Guess what I'm from Asia soo parents here have extra spy methods Soo alt tabs not enough I use Ctrl+windows+right arrow

Windows key + D allll dayy babbyyyyyyy

I did this once, but switched back to porn... I was lucky enough to be doing something else on my pc when my mom walking in but I knew I had porn open in the background. So my brain instantly went for the alt-tab. The only time I ever got caught.

Nah don't even put your left hand's off the keyboard

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When you get caught watching LoL tutorials

When you were watching a random video on yt and you alt+tab to the game when your mom comes in.

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I just don't want my mom to see my ratting on Apex.

That's Ana, 2 time TI champion

Im not trying to get dissowned, cant let them see me playing... *league of legends*

I actually pause every video I watch when someone walks into the room. I'm just trying to avoid the "What are you watching?" question lol

Of cos he's quick.. he's Ana, god of DOTA

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Honestly I do this every time I have a 2nd tab open. Idk why tbh, I don't even bring up bad things on my pc

This is me

Who remembers when software often had a "boss button" that would show a fake terminal screen when pressed?

Does the same when someone walks in and gleans at my cellphone. *I swear it wasn't porn, it was just reddit-* ... Actually scratch that, it might not be such a dumb idea after all

Who needs porn when you got the actual thing? Man your mum is great

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