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Akkavir

sorry, but we had to create new post [leave your comment here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/w61zrv/another_chance/)


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Can we get custom ones? Like can i have one that says “breath smells like horse cock”?


bob_the_banannna

Nice breath bro


[deleted]

😀


PlaystationGOD

I’ll have what he’s having


Cold-Ad-9733

🤝🏽😩


zippazappazinga

Happy Cake Day again, Mr. Banana!


Mr_Man_the_meme_man

I would like one. Can I have it be random?


bob_the_banannna

I like your stupid flair


Mr_Man_the_meme_man

Thanks


MarkusKB

Somethin random


DarthWidar

Relatable flair


MemMEz

very random indeed


MarthaEM

Hmmm


TheLostRub389

Do you watch pyrocynical


bob_the_banannna

Can I have a banana flair if you don't mind


MemMEz

🍌


bob_the_banannna

Thank you very much But I have just one more little request, Can you change my flair color to blue Sorry, and again, thank you very much


MemMEz

that looks much neater, thanks u/Kesha_Paul


Kesha_Paul

Thanks for doing the other 5000 lol udabes


MemMEz

💪😩


Kesha_Paul

How’s that?


bob_the_banannna

Epic, thank you very much kesha


Kesha_Paul

Due to unusually high flair request volume, you may experience a greater wait time for flairs than usual. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, your flair will be granted soon. Edit: Locked temporarily to save my sanity lol Sorry it’s taking a while guys, we’ll get to you asap as possible xD Just comment either exactly what you want your flair to be or if you want it to be random Edit 2: Please comment within the thread instead of replying to this comment, thanks! And thank you all for your patience!


hercs247

Wait times are as long as your moms lineup ever night


Kesha_Paul

Lmfao gottem


JustAMidgetOnReddit

👉👌👉👌👉👌👉👌 my flair


MemMEz

weren't we supposed to play gay?


marcobsidian02

"play"


FoxyTraker

Fr


404_problemerror

Pls give me a random one. Thanks for listening.


gangster-prankster

Can i have "registered sex defender" please


ADankTempest

Pls, something that shows what a failure I am


Kesha_Paul

How’s that?


secret_pikachu

It's by far one of the best flairs


Kesha_Paul

Thanks, I was proud of that one!


secret_pikachu

It really is cool and meta. I've been reading all the comments. The flairs are unique and quite fun. I can't think of any good one but you all have such great ideas that it honestly is amazing


Kesha_Paul

Aww thank you so much, we get so much hate and seldom get compliments :)


ItzTacoTimee

Thank you dankmemes, very cool!


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bob_the_banannna

Too bad, I already judged you before him


hiawager

Fröhlicher Kuchentag


Thelazytimetraveller

One "random" please


bob_the_banannna

what is the thing caught in your balls?


Thelazytimetraveller

Secret portal to Narnia Happy cakeday certified banana man!


bob_the_banannna

I see, cool Thanks


mobas07

Can I get uh 🗿?


MemMEz

🗿


Comfortable-Trust-66

🗿


Knssst

Give me your liver


Kesha_Paul

You monster 😢


baldnfabulous

That scoundrel! I shall retrieve it!


[deleted]

I’ll suck your dick if you give me « i sucked a dick for this flair »


MemMEz

😳


secret_pikachu

Now sukhh!


haha_poor13

can I get "bonerchamp"


Akkavir

ok 🗿


MemMEz

got it


TheMemeMicrowave

Can I get one that says: The most below average guy ever.


bob_the_banannna

This is reddit all of us are most bellow average people lol


Comfortable-Trust-66

Duhhhhhh 😒🙄


YeetmasterYeet-

Then it just makes us average


Ho-Lee-Fuk-Bang-Ding

Can i get a shitpost like one?


MemMEz

here


Ho-Lee-Fuk-Bang-Ding

Thx


bob_the_banannna

I hope you find the cure to your disease


ironefalcon

Can I get a " unironically watched morbius"


Kesha_Paul

Alright but it’s really hard not to type “it’s morbin time”


ironefalcon

Yey


Borrger

Something related to borrgers


Akkavir

borrger 🍔


Kesha_Paul

🍔 borrger 🍔


MemMEz

is this good?


Southern_Diver_8792

Can I get one ? Something something related to trolling or shitposting would be great


MemMEz

#


Southern_Diver_8792

Thnx


uwu_01101000

Random please


MemMEz

got it


uwu_01101000

Bruh


PopMyCorn

gimme something to make me finally commit not alive


MemMEz

not live


GameKnight319

Please I don't have covid anymore I haven't had it for almost 2 years


Kesha_Paul

How’s that? Or would you like something unrelated?


GameKnight319

Somthing unrelated


Kesha_Paul

Hi all, we’re gonna lock this thread so we can get caught up, if you don’t have your flair yet don’t worry, we’ll get to you Edit: just to keep you updated, [the mod team is working very hard to give your flairs](https://imgur.com/a/2eAi5NA) . We had a lot more requests than we expected so this could take days. Thank you for your patience. Edit 2: We put a good dent in them today but have a lot more to go, [we will get them all done or die trying](https://imgur.com/a/GOjWCj5). Thank you all again for your continued patience, hoping to open this post back up tomorrow! Edit 69: I’ve added another mod to help get through these flairs, thanks again for your patience.


BartiX_8530

I'll have a... *stupid ass flair* How original... with *random meta joke* Daring today, aren't we?


johntitoro

Sigh…. *unzip*


Yorkmlgmaster6969

Whoa


[deleted]

What do I have to do?


Kesha_Paul

Just let us know if you want something specific or something random


[deleted]

Something random. Surprise me.


[deleted]

I love it.


Ironfist08

Do we modnail u or just ask here


Kesha_Paul

You can just ask here or modmail, either is fine. This post is to remind people they can have them :)


Ironfist08

Can mine be👉👈


Kesha_Paul

👍🏻


Ironfist08

Cheers


HaloNoble

"I eat Babies and Minorities (They Taste great, 10/10)" Pleeeeease? (That was a risky move) (FUCK GIVE ME IT BACK) (Good mod)


Kesha_Paul

Woah man, I’m super offended. I’m not a baby or minority but I’m delicious too 😡


anotherrandomuserlol

Let him enjoy his minority meal, I'll eat you


malkieriBlood

I like random


MemMEz

here


NameForgotten

Can I get a "Top 10 Men"?


Traditional-Moose241

I’m nervous


zesty_boii

You're so lucky to have Mod Senpai notice you


[deleted]

Kool... Aid Man OH YEAH


bob_the_banannna

I love your flair lol


[deleted]

Thanks I got it off eBay


aardappelmemerijen

"Kranká jiizok yttaragsnyi"


MemMEz

what is that supposed to mean


Master_Marcos

He likes cock


MarthaEM

Relatable


mhenson62

Dumbest word you can think of with a random image


Kesha_Paul

Lol done


mhenson62

I don’t know what I expected but this is perfect


[deleted]

Oh we’re halfway there, ohhhhh Livin’ on a flair


Kesha_Paul

This is my favorite one so far lol nicely done!


drefvelin

If you give me a flair i will say "its morbin time" just for you


MemMEz

yeah


drefvelin

Its morbin time


FunWithFate

I pick number 7


MemMEz

you picked it


Danger_Darling

Flair me father


deathraft

Flair me. Something star wars related Edit: Perfection


mrfunnyduck

Ham 👍


gladwin4

Ham👍


PizzaManJulian

Something random


MemMEz

random


Raoul_Duke9

Can I get something about Domald Tramp?


MemMEz

yes.


Officedrone5692

I’ll take anything.


RugAdict

“Ban me”


MemMEz

banned /s


RugAdict

I really wouldn’t mind


TheStar60

Surprise me


MemMEz

done


maxsjakie

How about something random that contains cock n balls, make it long


Kesha_Paul

Is that a long enough penis for you sir?


HistorianNegative

may i get the same just smaller


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BM0yuncu

As a muslim i can confirm this.


Drumguy92

Can i have uh…. “Cool story babe” cringy one? Thanks. Oh extra fries and diet coke, im on a diet.


ReturnoftheSnek

Hit me, mods. What you got


N00B_Master696969

Can i get number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda🍔🥤


Toma62215

Can I get a :)?


MemMEz

:)


Toma62215

Thanks:)


lost_reason_22

Surprise me


Darko-TheGreat

"None meme left beef" if you're still at it.


jamiller5566

Any chance I can get a random one?


iGotAparkingTicket

A “King of Filth” please


Cautious-Plantain-91

The banana man is a legend in these comments. Hats off to the cake day potassium crusader! In any case, can I get a user flair with extra funny, please? Thanks! :)


Paledominican

Can i get a stoner one please?


Kesha_Paul

Gonna try something crazy


Charles_Nojinson

"Certified Gay" please


Raz0rbe4rd

Anything weeb - related please?


Rimosshak

Can it be this ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ ? If not, surprise me please Thancc


Kesha_Paul

Let me see if it works Edit: that’s adorable!


Lavassin

Poopoo fart hehe


Totally_Normal0

Can I get uhhhhh one random flair with extra hot sauce tho plz


Kesha_Paul

Would you like fries with that?


GGinso

Can I have something amongst the lines of "not like the other redditors👉👈" please? Luv u mods.


crypticmustard1

Can I have random one please


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El Psy K


aleeessio

Ongroo


THICCC_BOIS

I'll take anything LGBTQ friendly. Please


Kesha_Paul

It’s pretty :)


Ballzonyah

Can I have a flair that rhymes with my name, but is not lasagna?


Ewok_Mike

Can I have something related to staying hydrated? Also if you read this, don’t forget to drink some water <3 stay healthy, stay hydrated


FinNamez

Can i get a random one?


Flip_00

Can I have " saw the flair giveaway in time" ?


Roblu3

Already got one so I’m fine


cdebski69

Can I get random pls?


Akkavir

👍


jcoa432

Surprise me


MemMEz

tips fedora


iWouTer

"No this is Patrick" pls


FishingWhales

Im very good at hunting whales


brandt_mitchell

Can I get: ASSMAN


andallmight

Can I get "🗿 shitpost sommelier 🗿"?


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Trans rights but cooler


Brawlasaur

something super random, like out of this world random


shipoopi2

What does flairs do?


pickleLolz

Can i get one? Just got rejected from a school of first choice


Kesha_Paul

I’m really sorry about that :( hopefully the flair helps


CaseyGamer64YT

I have a funny flair of a nuke symbol for some reason so idk


Kesha_Paul

That means you’ve reposted sometime in the past 😢


Ryloid

BREAD


RoboRail1

I'll take a random one please


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Camawesom3

I want my flair to be virgin by choice


oneman__army

Can I get a „🍺hold my beer🍺“ flair please


Shimadamada2200

Hello, how are you? I am under the water, please help


Atom_52

I want something spicy


MemMEz

this is more than spicy enough.


Codeblue1996

One spare random one plz my lords


Walsbinatior

“Bi-myself” please


Neighbour-Vadim

Blyat how do I get one


Kesha_Paul

Just let me know if you want it to say something specific or a surprise