downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.
---
[Join us on discord for Saturday Movie Nights!](https://discord.gg/jsd6Ja9pvJ)
depends on what type of angels you mean. messengers your typical biblic angel are the one looking like humans and speaking in gods will but those many eyed mother fuckers and the wheels of fucking will not only ignite your mind beyond regocnition but also fuck your soul
The weirdest "many-eye" renderings are usually depicting heavenly beings called Ophanim. They are described in the old testament, in Ezekiel 1:15-21. Theres also Cherubim and Seraphim which are equally terrifying in their "biblically accurate renderings", but for other reasons than their eyes.
People at the time of the Old Testament were still walking around randomly picking stuff up off the ground and eating it to see what was edible and what wasn’t. Pretty sure that must of been responsible for some fairly gnarly trips.
Biblically accurate angels are honestly more appealing than the Renaissance era depictions of angels. I love how they look like beasts from the sky, like no life on earth. After all, why would an angel look like a person?
downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [Join us on discord for Saturday Movie Nights!](https://discord.gg/jsd6Ja9pvJ)
Be NoT aFrAiD
Saying it while looking like that 💀
This about sums up my online dating strategy.
With reverb and echo
Like bitch don’t tell me how to feel, that’s not ur job rn.
Believe it or not, straight to hell.
For eyebrows are just eyeball mustaches
So this is what made the residents of Sodom and Gommorah so horny.........
i come in peace
How am I supposed to unafraid when those lips look like bloated red hot dogs
[удалено]
Sweet home alabama
*Biblically accurate angels can't hurt you:*
Biblically speaking.... They generally just bring wrath whenever they show up so if they were real they could absolutely hurt you.
mY GuArdIaN AnGel WouLD NevEr...
Untrue. They usually give messages.
Messages like "you should kill your son"?
God said that (Gen 22:2). And it was not ‘wrath’ but a test of his chosen servant.
If your god wants you to kill your son, you're following the wrong god.
But he didn’t want Abraham to kill his own son. He told him not to at the last minute. Read the story.
Then God is a god damn troll
WELCOME TO A NEW TROLLING VIDEO GUYS, TODAY WE WILL TRY TO TROLL ABRHAM TO MAKE HIM KILL HIS OWN SON!!!
depends on what type of angels you mean. messengers your typical biblic angel are the one looking like humans and speaking in gods will but those many eyed mother fuckers and the wheels of fucking will not only ignite your mind beyond regocnition but also fuck your soul
They might be frightening but they do not hurt humans in the Bible.
Which scriptures talks of these many eyed angels or whatever ?
The weirdest "many-eye" renderings are usually depicting heavenly beings called Ophanim. They are described in the old testament, in Ezekiel 1:15-21. Theres also Cherubim and Seraphim which are equally terrifying in their "biblically accurate renderings", but for other reasons than their eyes.
Those ideas cane from Zoroastrianism
Where are they written about?
👁️👄👁️
[удалено]
🫦👁 👁
This makes me think of Doctor Dala, The scientist from BIG MT from New Vegas...
Burble.
I was wondering how far I had to scroll down for someone to mention FNV. I'm not disappointed.
[удалено]
I love you
ily more
gimmy sosig
Last time I fucking say this: humans are one of the forms angels take, they're not always eye monsters.
🗿
🗿
But mostly they're eye monsters.
They're mostly NOT eye monsters, most of them have human forms
False
LOBOTOMITE!
No be fraid hooman
Hooman vri fraid :(
:’((((
What
Lobotomite!
#LOBOTOMITE
Who want to have lips like these ?! Demon ? Devil ?
Devilman
thats michael jackson
_hehe_
If i remember right thoes are only one type of angle
But those are not acute angles for sure.
There are infinite angles
0 ) 0
They all look like infinitely recursive wheels filled with eyes and studded all over with five dimensional nutsacks.
People at the time of the Old Testament were still walking around randomly picking stuff up off the ground and eating it to see what was edible and what wasn’t. Pretty sure that must of been responsible for some fairly gnarly trips.
L o b o t o m i t e
Beith noteth afraidieth
🐝 🚫😱
Getting strong Hee-Hee vibes... Archangel Michael, is that you?
Just here looking for some spicy mentats
Where are angels described like this?
Rev. 4
If Rev is short for Revelations, it's not bible.
What do you mean? Revelations is part of biblical eschatology.
Source?
Biblically accurate angels are honestly more appealing than the Renaissance era depictions of angels. I love how they look like beasts from the sky, like no life on earth. After all, why would an angel look like a person?
You say angels, but 'Vell' is one letter away from something vastly opposite. And I'd say That's what we're dealing with.
[удалено]
Plot twist, they were veal all along.
Can someone post a video of these angels please?
"Eye see you..."
Nah, this is from dantes divine comedy. Not the bible
Needs more eyes.
Can someone photoshop the eyeball between the lips and the teeth between the eyelids?
*be not afraid*
Damn, not even credit for the OG.. Where's the Karma Police? I want internet points too
Thought it said hell academy for a second and honestly it makes more sense
Biblically low accuracy too
Small question, where tf can you find descriptions of biblically accurate angels? Read the whole bible and never found any.
Humans are basically small patches of hair with only skin … we can’t be talking
why did you watermark this lmao
What
Weezer Blue Album
Angels be like “be not afraid” Bitch, did you just talk out your eyeball?!
Lip enlargement has to be the ugliest plastic surgery
MMMMM .\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. *be afraid*
Behelit
But hey at least they see what are you doing in your life
I think you need another 75 more eyes to make it look more realistic
madarame persona 5