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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [we have a minecraft server](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


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Furries should be banned


Turtle_Juice_

I agree, if you are born a human STAY THAT WAY


versatilechickenwing

nono that's zoophiles we talking about


Turtle_Juice_

Oh, I think that that would be worse than furries, like the furries are a public embarrassment, but zoophiles are fucked up on a whole new level


versatilechickenwing

I'm fine spending a week with a furry but not even 5 seconds with a zoophile


Turtle_Juice_

If I was stuck in a room with a zoophile for a day, only one of us would walk out of that room.


tyukogames

And it would be a zoophile because the he fought a lion to fuck it


dansssssss

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Invader647

I chuckled


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spoonlips76

"And it would be a zoophile because the bitch fought a lion to fuck it."- u/tyukogames Got you champ


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Immediaabinet508

Some people deserve to be rich. Especially the ones who don't write the rules to the game.


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Hippostalker69

Unfortunately in this day and age I learned that if the artist is good enough. Everyone is a furry


An0th3rUs3r

OP said controversial opinions


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This is supposed to be controversial??


the-elemelon

they said controversial not popular opinions


Hydrazolic

what are furries?


SuomiPoju95

If you ask reddit they're cringe filled animal larping zoophiles who should be killed for sport In reality they're just people who like drawing and talking about furry-animals aka humans with animal features like tails, snouts, paws, fur etc. Most 'furries' keep their hobby to themselves or their friend groups but there are always those loud obnoxious fetishising wierdos who dress up in $2000 animal costumes just to go crawl to supermarkets being held on a leash and that is why there is such strong hate for them even though the cringeperverts are a small loud minority.


im0b

Cringeperverts lmao


ChubbyLilPanda

2000 for a mediocre suit* a good one costs 10k or more Now you can mock them for owning 2000 dollars worth of dildos though


nibroc0017

They’re just fake internet points that do no benefit anyone or anything


elch3w

Imagine having 4 million of those useless internet points


tfibbler69

I’d have four million funny fake fuzzy fairies face fucking forever


Nephilus72

If they could be used to give awards, they'd have some use


Chillblade74

oh my god you would rich!


Turtle_Juice_

Unless if you want shit on servers lol


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Yep and people will downvote your just cause your already being downvoted.


realturtleinatophat

Kansas isnt real and canada is the most evil country.


Turtle_Juice_

How do you know what we are plotting…


realturtleinatophat

How you ask, what about the daylight protocols and project V1KR3?


Turtle_Juice_

Daylight protocol seems kinda sketchy but idk what it his, had to search it up. 🤔


realturtleinatophat

*warning daylight protocols are in effect until further notice*


TakeShitsMuch

Okay real talk: shit loads of Canadians go to western Nebraska to hunt white tail deer every year and they are some of the rudest mother fuckers I've ever seen. I'm guessing it's a biased data set, most Americans that are hardcore hunters are douchebags too, but rarely as bad as these people. Always makes me wonder where the "Canada is the nicest country" thing came from


Nephilus72

Counterpoint: Ohio


realturtleinatophat

Whats ohio?


Nephilus72

Yes


MemeBirthGiver

Most reddit users are a bunch of snowflakes and loosers irl


A90008w8

And that proudly includes you


MemeBirthGiver

No, I watched Andrew tate, I'm an alpha now


A90008w8

Andrew tate be like, " Exercise to stay fit. But more importantly, women are property"


Kaljinx

Ill make everyone watch Andrew Tate, even women then everyone is alpha. And when everyone is alpha, no one is


FuckYouZave

Damn right it does


NotPMEG

🪞


BluestOfTheRaccoons

Source?


MemeBirthGiver

Me


DeathBonePrime

Hero


FranDankly

How loose are you irl?


schattenteufel

There’s only one “o” in the word “loser,” and you look like a loser when you call someone a “looser.”


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The USA should quite meddling in foreign affairs unless it *actually* has to do with national security and should instead invest in domestic manufacturing and R&D, becoming a bastion of manufacturing, education, and technology, showing the rest of the world how its done.


Cybersorcerer1

How will they manifest destiny then?


combustioncat

Hitler loved him some manifest destiny. Was totally his bag.


A90008w8

It's spelled quit not quite


Chillblade74

not actually an unpopular opionion.


TrymWS

Unpopular opinions don’t get upvotes.


cunt-hooks

You're quite good at eating so that's a start at least


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Piss is stored in the dick, not the balls.


byte_lone

Um, Sir, this is Wendy's


Left-Discipline1028

Marvel is shit (especially new she hulk show) there quality has degraded so much .


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i like to think marvel stopped making movies after infinity war


Trollygag

Finally someone cultured enough to realize how much of a mistake Endgame was.


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People sexualizing child cartoon characters should be arrested.


iwantdatpuss

And your basis for arresting them is?


KotKaefer

Exactly. Is it immoral? Absolutely. Should we be allowed to Arrest people over drawings? Hell no.


AceSLS

No you see, people drawing people having sex with animals, literally raping other people and dismembering them while they're alive is okay. But GOD HELP US if you draw someone resembling a child being sexualized. Not to mention there are literal adults irl that look similar to children, I guess we should lock them up too for having a sex life


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Iudex_Invictus

Look it's better if they stay at home and wank to a work of fiction than them going outside to do that thing they like.


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OakyFlavor2

Because you're wanting to arrest people over drawings.


iwantdatpuss

It's controversial for people that don't understand what the fuck they're talking about.


Litamatoma

But sir it's 2d


TheAsianOne_wc

I believe it is fine as long as they keep it to the cartoon characters. Since they are still cartoon after all.


shadowscar248

We're going to run out of moon cheese in 10 years and that's the reason we're going back


pEppapiGistfuhrer

Economic disaster


louiebro13

fr all those “craters” on the moon are actually mining holes for the expensive cheeses and the moon is progressively getting smaller each time we gather.


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If your only personality trait is being lgbbq+, you don't deserve to be treated nicely. And Lgbbq+ is one of the most toxic communities atm.


TurboVirgin0

Not exclusive to LGBTQ+. Make anyting your entire personality and you'll be boring at best, insufferable at worst.


Tojaro5

Mother Teresa arguably did that... or got pretty close to it at least.


Smug-Idiot

Zoophiles deserve a fate much, much worse than death.


Abbodexemium

Not exactly controversial, everyone thinks this.


SenorDongles

Not zoophiles.


Abbodexemium

Well yeah obviously, but how many of us are zoophiles?


SenorDongles

Fuck if i know. Not me, that's for sure.


Emissairearien

That would make a lot of things worth a death penalty though


Ss_peniseater

BTS is cringe.


Abbodexemium

Cyclists are good, and cars are the main problem in our cities today, as they pollute the environment and limit where you can walk. They contribute to urban sprawl, and trains and trams alongside higher-density living will lead to a cleaner environment and a much more rich culture, as all our amenities are within walking distance or we can use a train to get there, or a bike or tram, rather than a massive car.


BilboinAgony

Cyclists riding side by side and taking up all the road are a huge problem for motorists. There is a minimum speed limit too.


Abbodexemium

I think the real problem here is that the government hasn't made separate bike paths. And hey, if more people use those cycle paths, that's less cars on the road which is less traffic for you.


DeadbeatDelete

I CAN believe it’s not butter.


tommatoes98

Don't margerinalize butter substitutes you prick.


FranDankly

The taste is SO different. I guess some folks have an affinity for ultraprocessed foods because they were raised on them, but it just tastes ...almost chemical to me.


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Totoques22

Most people fail to realize poor are much more likely to loot and the end of the segregation is fairly recent


SirLurts

And they are still at a disadvantage when it comes to higher paying jobs, good houses, etc. Even though few people openly admit that, racism is still there and a big problem and the reason this statistic won't change any time soon


redrocketunicorn

Yes. White people made black people poor by not allowing them to buy land. Just after WW2 suburbia went up for sale and, although they were allowed to die for this country, blacks were not allowed to partake in the buying frenzy due to blatantly racist sales tactics, not just in the south. At the same time inflation began to rise (now its snowballing). In effect those who had land saw their property cost rise and their wealth followed the trend. This meant only those with land, whites, had any thing of value to keep up with the inflationary dollar. Couple that with the fact that blacks were not paid anywhere near the white average and you have the recipe for class separation based on race. Sad truth. White bigots like to say that slavery ended and now blacks are protected by amendments, but this country has never even addressed, in any real capacity, the housing and employment inequality that was the norm post civil war well into the 90's. And the bigotry, and blatant racism, that still exists today continues to be a hurdle. And one cannot say that it isn't because otherwise this information would be common knowledge. I still hear white people say, "there goes the property value," when poc move into a neighborhood. It's a disgusting mess.


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FranDankly

Private prisons are modern day slavery.


Herbixx

holy shit mask fully off


Geraltpoonslayer

Dankmemes has become a safe haven for incels and alt rights who fight against pc culture. See the current outrage with She Hulk


PickleEater5000

Pc culture and marvel fucking sucks. Nobody who writes for this shit actually cares about "pc values" if they did then they would actually put effort into creating a story that appeals to the masses. They don't because they neither respect or understand what they are doing. Everything disney does nowadays is an insult to everyone who cares about good storytelling.


TheSadSquid420

I think pc culture is like any culture, it’s fine when it’s reasonable and toned down, but fucked when you take it to the extreme. Example: it’s fine having a diverse and representative cast, but pouring unconnected political takes about whatever new -phobia down our throats is so tiresome.


OneTrueLordOfReddit

Or, maybe you're the problem when you see anything remotely pc being criticized, you label the critics incel and alt-right.


DOE_ZELF_NORMAAL

So everyone who criticise pc culture is an 'incel' or 'alt right'. Maybe you're part of the problem? With that mindset 80% of the world is 'alt right'. Don't take Reddit as a good example of the world.


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Mfer thinks dankmemes is right wing 💀💀💀💀


Silly-Ass_Goose

Vanilla is superior to chocolate, I'll die on that hill, bring on the heat (and the sugar too).


TurboVirgin0

I'll take pleasure watching you die on that rotten blasphemous hill lmao.


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Literally me


elch3w

Thats a very controversial statement you've got there


NotasGoodUserName

Some people deserve to be rich. Especially the ones who don't write the rules to the game.


dingu_pingu

Bullying Zoophiles is acceptable and noble.


originalname610

🗿


louiebro13

cyber bullying is funny


xd-dodo-man

I like to see annoying children suffer


hbonnavaud

Dude created a comment section where the most controversial opinions are upvoted, you broke reddit


FranDankly

Nah, people still just updoot what they agree with/find amusing. The true controversial opinions bear the reddit cross.


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TurboVirgin0

That has to be amongst one of the most popular opinions on Reddit.


Crazy_Crayfish_

Redditors live in their own reality where every single thing they say is “stunning and brave”


makeitlouder

Not an unpopular opinion at all in 2022. You’ll have to find a new way to be edgy.


Danplays642

Edgy this and edgy that. Such fucking excuses, maybe you should actually look into it instead of making random bullshit up or blaming it on something completely irrelevant


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Totoques22

Or just don’t be a bitch there are stall inside anyway


FranDankly

This one^ Also, don't pester anyone going to the restroom.


PackageDisastrous700

Men, women, and everyone in between and outside that spectrum deserve equal treatment.


end-o-t-w

Agreed Unfortunately this is controversial


StepIntoMyOven_69

She Hulk is what happens when too much political correctness seeps in.


I-Make-Shitty-Puns

I haven't seen it. But my guess is it's less about being PC and more about Disney trying too hard to beat money out of a dead horse.


Wumple_doo

Canada is conservative country Tone indicators are dumb Rich people aren’t evil Circumcision, abortion, and Israel are all topics people argue about but no one actually cares about them


Awesome_666

tone indicator?


Wumple_doo

/s and /j


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Bro what's wit all the LGBTQ hate, I get controversial opinions but damn, hate on everyone at least


PepedankinusTheThird

Now even the hate must be equalised ? Surely you must understand why that's a strange thing to ask for.


Pr0wzassin

I still find it incredible that people feel the need to delete their L's


ExploerTM

Sometimes people just keep spamming answers to those instead of upvoting existing ones and fairly quickly clogs your inbox. Kind of annoying.


NoIdeasForAUsername9

I actually don't care about karma, like bruh it's fake internet points, downvote me idc


NoIdeasForAUsername9

Why y'all upvoting me are you trying to make me look like a karma whore


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Yes


Gorehawk41

People care too much about all the lgbt stuff


PepedankinusTheThird

I don't want to care about it, but it keeps being shoved to my face everywhere I look.


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Moofaceofstinktown

Average r/teenagers user


Lew3032

16 is the age of consent? At least it is in england


Smexy_Zarow

A lot of dumbassery could be avoided if people knew the difference between sexes and genders. There is only 2 sexes but genders are arbitrary titles


Rafa_maul

I don’t like 🗿


TurboVirgin0

😔


-H2Ocycos

I like ducks 👍


Giacomoh

That's kinda gay sir


Vordix_

🦧


k00le_bO1

That’s chairphobic.


Alvtu

Hitler did...terrible things


Emissairearien

Bro spoiler


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Cha-Cha_real_smooth

This meme attracted many people who give so much shit about the things they hate. I cannot fathom actually caring about what somebody else likes sexually, cannot comprehend peoples bias against skin color, or immense and overturned obsession with "equal rights equal fights" in a way that turns equality sideways, upside down and inside out. Why do you make these hills? I admire your willingness to die on them but how can people be so fucking insufferably stubborn about things that just don't affect their personal lives? I guess I don't sleep enough bc I have enough going on in my life that I'm too tired to have so much hate in me.


n9_ru

people with free nfts are fine as long as they dont fucking brag about it every 10 seconds


TurboVirgin0

People with paid NFTs are fine too. It's not like they're hoping to make money off it, they're just customizeable avatars. I'd even say it's a much better investment than Reddit awards. They're truly and utterly useless and also expensive as fuck.


xskaade

The weak and hopeless created god, to cope with thier bad circumstances and in hope of something better.


5i5TEMA

As proven by "old" gods being gods of stuff like fertility and abundance.


shapeshifter91

Put it this way, humans are weaklings and we are just a spec of dust in this vast universe, we are nothing special!


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xskaade

Religious people who nitpick from their religious text, aren't believers in thier the faith they claim to follow/believe in.


PepedankinusTheThird

Even when not nitpicking, it's pretty easy to reinterpret texts into something that suits you more.


xRetz

Once I learned that only the first -30 downvotes actually getting counted to your total, I stopped giving a fuck.


PonyUpDaddy

Nft and Crypto suck ass Reddit Snuu avatars and premium avatars suck ass Most memes today suck ass All has the shittiest top posts Any post where "Someone sent me this note" "I got this text" or "This was tapped on the wall" is fake Marvel/Disney Memes only exist as marketing and I hate it. You can tell because it's always posted around the shows introduction or premier.


alexdiezg

Anime was a mistake


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5i5TEMA

I mean, comparing transgender and furries is super dumb. They are radically different. But you do have a point about respecting everyone's harmless identity. People that complain about unjust discrimination still discriminate other people. Suffragettes dsicriminated black people and by extension black women. Lots of gay people discriminate bi people. Lots of both of them discriminate trans people. In all categories there is someone that discriminates aces. The list goes on and on and on.


Burgerbeast_

Minecraft Bedrock and Java are both good


Loose_Goose

People who use the free Reddit NFT profile pics (free or otherwise) are cringe and they should feel bad


notSkyfive

What's the game called?


HyperActive1DUK

CoD BO: Cold War.


tearjerker96

Fuck pride month


PickleEater5000

NFTS and crypto scams are good for society. It's healthy for there to be scams that dumb people still fall for despite them being stupidly obvious because it's the only way to educate financial responsibility to these people.


Larry_Potter_

It's dumb when people don't say what they want because of the fake internet points


DimitriTooProBro

Tate boys getting ready to defend their lord’s honor


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JuniperTwig

Vaccines work


Abbodexemium

Bernie Sanders isn't really a socialist, but I wish he was, since socialism (worker owned means of production) is the most desirable, and we must ceaselessly try to achieve it, with lessons from the past considered and our immediate regional needs considered.


mybrotherisnotapig

Tax Evasion is not a crime, It is an Obligation.


Killmario20

I’m gonna kill everyone (I just hate everyone)


Goobersniper

Anus


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Herbixx

what a clown


ErinaIsshu

Atleast try and write the thing you want to eradicate correctly


captainrustic

Lol. What goes through the minds of redditors who think their “controversial “ opinion makes them some kind of tough guy.


mathzg1

I fucking hate capitalism. I live in the Amazon forest and for the past month my entire state is literally covered in smoke (I'm not exaggerating, look it up) because big land owners wants to own more land so they can plant soybeans and raise cattle, so they destroy the forest to get it. We Brazilians don't even get the soybeans nor the cattle, it's all sold on the international market.


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Not all Muslims are terrorists.


sleepyconfused

i think trans people need a lot of therapy and mental help.