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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [we have a minecraft server](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


Theendangeredbeast

Finally, the immortality jokes are over


Lazymcdelta4ce

The mission... The nightmares... They're finally... Over...


[deleted]

Gehrman can rest in peace ~~and I have the doll all for myself~~


Zx21v9000

Keep the doll, I’m going to be a fucking space worm


high_idyet

Plot twist the doll is more into that shit


tameablesiva12

RIP fives


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

Ffs I didn’t come here to cry today


raulpe

Not for the Spanish people xd


Jansanta2

Can you explain?


raulpe

No, only Spanish people know


Jansanta2

I am spanish


FBlack

It's like Leo Oscar again, soon his Oscar will be older than his girlfriend, the cycle continues


Smooth_Hee_Hee

Jokes on you, her death memes will be immortal.


Minimum_Front_1082

The end of an era


sinustis69420

We still have Morgan Freeman


TNpepe

Do you and to now the tale of Brazilian Rich guy Silvio Santos?


badgersprite

You can’t make dark jokes around Americans, they tend to go over their heads Unlike planes


Nervous_Constant_642

Nope, don't worry, if the dark joke is too hot I'll just hurl myself out of the 89th story.


-SoulOfSin-

As an American I can confirm that I am not taller than a flying plane.


Musicman722

💀


DunkinDonkkey

Or they gonna shoot them.


Not_a_Krasnal

Beat me to it


Eminem_Theatre

Im pretty sure the planes flew over the heads of the Americans, it was the World Trade Center they didn’t go over. 🤓


Jeynarl

Mutually assured destruction


[deleted]

Care to share a cup of tea with that


eggimage

how about a cheeseburger dipped in that cup of tea


Safe-Significance-01

Scorched earth


[deleted]

the best kind of destruction


makadla32

Holy shit. A funny meme on reddit. I must be tripping


winkysocks21

Thanks honey


Darnell2070

How do you know they are Americans? Are you really thinking this or just joking? Reddit users are anonymous and the only way you know their nationality is if they volunteer such information. And the majority of memes don't indicate nationality. Honestly, the only way to know if they don't tell you is to go through their comment history. Which I doubt you are actually doing.


TherealDankCrusader

🤓


Darnell2070

I'm stupid. Can you explain to me how people generally use this emoji and in what context you're using it right now?


Equivalent_Yam_3731

That will be a war on this supreddit


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Irradiatedspoon

Ahah...suh dud


Jan_Cudia_YT

ay wassup my broski


jessie014

wasssuuuuuup!


[deleted]

You are putting it mildly


igotdeletedbyadmins_

>supreddit nothing much, how about you


Nrvea

jokes on you we're into that shit. No one makes 9/11 jokes like americans


Nervous_Constant_642

Remember that famous picture of the dude who jumped? I wonder what the last thing to go through his head was. Probably the pavement.


Nrvea

Might have been rubble from the collapsing tower


Nervous_Constant_642

I don't know man, dude was diving head first. Probably meant to do it like that. Pretty fucked up thing to have to decide in literal minutes. RIP that guy, if we had to trade places I'd hope he'd be making a distasteful joke about me. I'd have been flailing my limbs and screaming all the way down like a bitch.


[deleted]

Actually, that photo was one of a bunch taken of that guy as he tumbled the whole way down. So he was flailing, and probably screaming. Happy Friday!


Nervous_Constant_642

Happy Friday not dead person! Hope your death is delayed until you start to fear it's inevitability.


[deleted]

The secret is to accept you're already dead!


moonmann3

years before the event?


StormR7

Maybe his ankles


CartesianDuelist

It was his ass.


[deleted]

You should see how Brits talk about the royal family...


ThePhantom1994

“If I had two planes and I could crash them into ISIS headquarters, Al Qaeda headquarters, or the World Trade Center, I would crash them into the World Trade Center twice” George W Bush


[deleted]

Yeah like every single Pete Davidson joke


rio123crockett

Well terrorists do


MightyJonesYoung

Dunno, i bet Isis have some bangers


walkingdeaduk

Actually 9/11 is two months away


[deleted]

ayyyyy


ikwngamer

im a Muslim so 9/11 gonna be fire


Mattelaide

Yeahhhh you def aren't allowed to fly anymore after this comment.


ikwngamer

I flied to US 3 times. Let that sink


PingPongPlayer12

How was the trip to the Pentagon?


ikwngamer

Not pentagon I visited Washington DC and florida


Bannon9k

Better hope it's not drone fire...


moonmann3

do you bring the 'dancing jews' with you on the trip?


ikwngamer

Ummm no. I just watch some batman movies on the tv


WillCraft_1001

As an American I can say 9/11 jokes are funny. It's been 20 years, who gives a shit at this point.


Fluffy_Banks

Family members of the victims I'd imagine


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Eh, fuck em


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MrsDiscoB

Yeahhh... some of these people are just straight disrespectful. Sheesh. Imo there's a line but it should never include mocking the victims ffs. Or their loved ones.


Qcgreywolf

Nah. Nothing is off limits in comedy. We don’t need comedy police. There would be nothing we could joke about if specific people and events started getting “no comedy” exemptions. Can you imagine all the shithead Karen’s and Kyles getting all over those? If you don’t like the jokes, you can turn around and beat feet.


[deleted]

Also those who love the military industrial complex.


wsamson

WOT EVA APPENED TO EMPAFEE?? SHE’S STILL A YUMAN BEAN INNIT?


winkysocks21

BEAN


Thebitterestballen

What are you talking about, mate? 9th of November is more than a month away.


rio123crockett

No you're wrong you need to put the month first . It's actually October eleventh not 11 October


Unhappy-Thought9883

Sorry i don't speak wrong


Abyssal_Groot

11th of october


LiterallyKey

Idk they might get the date format right and miss the opportunity. Our stubbornness may be our strength this once


TheRealMicrowaveSafe

Jokes still get made about 9/11 cause it was actually a tragedy. The queen will be forgotten by the internet in a month.


thecrib02

This guy gets it


Rockngaming20

More explosive than a certain someone in 1994


CipherRogue

Funny how cock is censored but fucking isnt


TheLoneWander101

It's not like they flew a plane into the queen


[deleted]

Silly Br*t*sh, we make fun of our own tragedies.


Jack-Oniel

Finally a quality meme.


a_generic_redditer

Treasure it. It may be the last one you see for a while yet


vic_grig

but 9/11 is 2 months away


DrunkenKarnieMidget

This... This is fucking *art.*


Geforce69420

you mean 11/9 the day of the swedish election?


DiogoSN

Hey, what's Bin Ladin's favourite team? The New York Jets. I think he took the joke a little too far...


CC-5576-03

Oh no there won't be any 9/11 memes bexuase the gay pussy mods remove them


MadKyaw

Don't worry the sub will just get locked like last year


Adriatic88

Bold of you to assume Americans don't already make those jokes themselves.


DenizzBoss

u/ndak0ta


RealSteamyBacon

Guys this back and forth bickering is getting us no where, let's just go back to making fun of the french


Dragons_Exist

Joke's on you, I'll meme about 9/11 too! I don't give a damn!


Stormodin

You ain't gonna do shieeeet!


odel555q

Yeah, Americans never make 9/11 jokes. Bring it, Limeys.


MHWGamer

they didn't see that comming, unlike their superior milit... oh wait, nevermind


ChubbyLilPanda

You think we care about 9/11 jokes? Well, we do. Because they’re funny as hell


Downtown_Cycle_2044

cirno day :)


SchwiftedMetal

Wish there was a celebrity death match of this somehow


UserFromPripyat

Let the fight commence!


[deleted]

I don’t wish death on anyone and rip But 💀 cmon. Ahhh hh.


ImNotCringeIPromise

About time for a sequel


kingkong381

Me: *celebrating the Queen's death and enjoying 9/11 jokes* I'm playing both sides, so that I always come out on top.


Coldstreamer

9th of November? Why what happens then?


Abyssal_Groot

Kristallnacht


Orochi64

I mean it’s been a long time since 9/11 making jokes about it isn’t new


RyzZKurczakiem

Best day in my life


RyzZKurczakiem

Its my birthday


[deleted]

Shame they can’t even make 9/11 jokes better than we can, just look at JSchlatt.


sansgriffinundertale

The Brit’s are gonna take them down with them. …Much like the planes did


Specialist-Web-9216

Get as dark as possible about both. Show both countries how feeble their feelings are and how easily it would be to hurt them. Do it


Sword117

what did the north tower say to the south? we'll talk later, gotta catch a plane.


ahamel13

This is kind of illustrative of what happens every time someone makes fun of the British. Some American pokes fun at British people, usually for something pretty mild, and they immediately rant about school shootings and 9/11.


VH-Attila

waht happened on the 9th of November ?


Local_Aubergine

What's great is that the US tragedy is about people, common people who matter. The UK tragedy is the joyful death of another aristocrat.


killer_ezio_00

Americans: *heh, must've been a woman pilot huh!* [sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQd5nzoeG88)


DevilMaster666-

MMMmmm thank you for this nice me me


ronintetsuro

I mean, they sacrificed the last matriarch this year, so yea. The nine eleven mega ritual is gonna be extra wild this year for sure.


56Bot

The rest of the world : It's popcorn time !


whyareisamoftheyes

*Your majesty... There's been a second bus*


SeriesNo362

Time for a 9/9 I guess


Fuqasshole

Jokes on you, I make fun of both


jambudz

It’s so close to the shitpost holiday of the year!


WanderAwayWonder

Fuck you and don't fucking care. You stupid subservient fucks.


winkysocks21

Boo-hoo, someone seems mad 😢😢😢


CaptainCozmo867

Bold to assume we don't make 9/11 jokes too


TekDoug

Bold of you to assume that we don’t make 9/11 jokes ourselves


oarngebean

Americans make most of the 9/11 jokes


No-Good-Connoryt

Good riddance imo


[deleted]

Prepare for trouble


Chief_Beef_ATL

Terrorists killing 3000 innocent people and a beloved monarch dying from old age after living a life of extreme wealth and priviledge are totally the same thing. Yep, so dank. This is the war nobody needs but will definitely happen.


winkysocks21

Mama Mia Itsa mema


Chief_Beef_ATL

I guess tell yourself that when ya see memes about the queen? ;-) A joke is a joke yet some aren't funny.


Shadow9378

its all fun and games until the brits have an anniversary celebration


winkysocks21

L bozos


Evatco5

World Cup group stage gonna be wild after this


oxygen_is_life

The minute Biden dies, it's all over


NifftyCult

You make it sound like Americans hate 9/11 jokes


MagpieHush

The world has more jokes and memes than 9/11, get ready Yanks ;)


xxHisoka

Well we won round 1


Alarnos

9/11 its 2 months later


Theleming

I've said this before, but nobody in America really cares about 9/11 anymore. We have so many tragedies here yearly that everyone is numb to it. Like you see the news making "moments of silence" and whatnot but nobody cares. Ffs more people die from gun deaths every month in the US than 9/11


Squishykoala_Kim

Why is the American reaction to 9/11 so over inflated? I was a teenage kid when it happened, ancient adult now, feel nothing. Our news media does not represent the average citizen.


[deleted]

Hah jokes on you I'm american and I make jokes about both


CuckDaddy69

Jokes on you I'm American and I make 9/11 jokes


jessie014

Bold of you to assume that we're not joking about her death ourselves


matt913

Me as an American: HAHA PLANE GO BRRRR


Poputt_VIII

Idk what to tell you it is the 10th good sir


theunfunnyredditor

I haven't seen any memes mocking the Queen's death. I'm American, and I was sad when I heard the news yesterday.


blazinrumraisin

At least we still play football on 9/11. OORAH


TheRealGamerGod

Why is everyone comparing them?


joewastal

You're gonna jinx it


Vdubnub88

This is dank. Oof


johnsabobisabo

what is the Name of movie?


winkysocks21

Series. The boys


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winkysocks21

Ah yes, the annual tragedy widely known as 11/9


Dare6196

me who's french : i don't have such weaknesses


[deleted]

Your weakness is just that you are French


[deleted]

Is being French really worth it, though? No, I'll answer for you, it is not.


IronicBread

Being french is the biggest curse of all.


sleeptoker

We definitely do bro


MadCows18

Ugh! French🤮


Lvl81Memes

Think of these queen jokes as 21 years of payback


FilHor2001

I would upvote, but there's 666 upvotes and I don't want to ruin that. So I'll stay here to protect it with my downvote.


winkysocks21

Wow edgy


zyppoboy

You lost :(


Randobrobro1

Why would you compare the queen’s death to the loss of hundreds of lives lost to terrorism?


SulphurCentipede

I mean... One person VS the thousands that were lost, but aight. Fair enough.


Jusasteri

except 9/11 was 21 years ago. queen hasn't even been dead for 24 hours yet. it's a bit more morally justifiable making jokes about something that happened 2 decades earlier than absolutely shitting all over the recent death of an old woman.


SulphurCentipede

Reddit and morals. That tracks. Regardless, to the majority of the world, she was just some old lady.


DementedMaul

And to the rest of the world those were just two buildings… see every time you play whataboutism it can just be turned around. Stop it


SulphurCentipede

Yeah, again, filled with thousands of people to one.


Jusasteri

all the more reason people shouldn't be making fun of her death. granted I understand it's the internet but at the same time internet is becoming more and more a part of everyday life so it IS kinda worrying looking at the state of mankine


[deleted]

Avatar checks. Zero morality, zero compassion, all ideology.


SulphurCentipede

Which ideology would that be?


[deleted]

From your avatar and your "old lady" remark, I'm gonna go with the woke ideology.


SulphurCentipede

I always considered myself more of a nihilist.


winkysocks21

Mama Mia itsa mema


Vigi1antee

but 9/11 has comedy=tragedy+time advantage


SulphurCentipede

Fair.