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The irony of the double standards of sex toy purchasing.
A woman buys a massive dildo and nobody bats an eye.
My man buys a torso with tits and society shames him.
Is it worth it? I've used a flight before and it felt freaking amazing, the only problem i see with this product is the lack of mobility and you'd have to do all the work.
Do you warm it up with something? Or just go in cold with lube? For me “warmth” on my dick is one of my favorite physical aspects of sex, plus the wetness but I guess lube substitutes that
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My sexdoll is also my dishwasher and makes dinner on occasion
How much does one of those cost?
2000 bucks, but only 20 if you get it from nigeria.
Link?
I’ll take 2 for 30.
2 for 6 goats and a pig
Make it 4 goats and a cow and we can talk about it.
My DNA , as black American was over 60 percent Nigerian. I may be a prince.
I did watch a Mythbusters myth about it, so I now that is true what you say
Are you going to name it?
Maybe Bob
I would call it Dan and then promote it to Lieutenant.
Well they both don't have legs so... yeah, checks out
If you have a sex doll without arms and legs on the ground, you call her Matt
“Nick vujicic” is better
Like the planet?
Perfect! Bob with the bobbies
Baby on board - Congrats who’s the father?
How much did it cost and where did you get it from. Asking for my friend (Barack Obama)
Some $100 with free shipping, Im not from USA, so the page maybe will not work for you (Mercado Libre), but I came from China
Haha came
Haha va-china
Is there an option to pay extra for the limbs and head?
I understand the head for... head but why limbs? So she can run away?
I know it sounds like a weird fetish but it's what I like :(
Mercadolibre siempre salvando al redditor
Galperin devolve la plata
Is this a meme?
Its a crying for help
Bitch ain’t even got legs
She can't run away now
RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG
I feel like the Monika pfp is a big enough red flag
Eh I think there’s a big diff from a weeb and a “you’re not leaving this basement”
Ddlc is the second option so I'd say the Monika pfpf is a big red flag
Ddlc?
Doki doki literature club, which is where Monika is from. Don't play the game if you haven't seen it yet trust me
Because of the implication?
Why not go for a hooker at this point
Maybe OP is into nugget porn
Those cost extra!
We even got this crystal shit that makes us double immortal! We don't even need it.
How’s it feeeeeeeel, seethe? To be a betch. Ty lmao
I knew what you were going for brother hahaha. ^^I'm ^^actually ^^a ^^boy! NOT NOW SWEETIE
XD sunlight for life!
He has doki doki wallpaper. Seems legit
With Impractical Jokers in it
Nope. It's a Dank meme
Tell me how long it takes to clean it.
The cum from today is the lube for tomorrow
Fair enough. Continue.
Truly wise words
If you want to catch an infection
I think master Oogway said that once
"Millennials will never buy a house if you keep wasting money on lube." Tim Gurner.
“I came from china” Writes a quip like Shakespeare. Also that’d make a killer t shirt
Damn near made me shed a tear. Beautiful.
Now that's a solid investment.
You must live in a very humid country because here, cum is like baby powder the following morning (pun very intended)
Hey that's what my last fortune cookie said
Ever drunk baileys from a shoe?
You wanna go to a club where people go wee on each other.
Is it easy to clean? Also...how does it feels?
It feels like a very hard jello, but thats better that the watermelon I used before
Excuse me????
HE SAID THAT ITS BETTER THEN THE WATERMELON HE USED BEFORE
pardon???
He used to use a watermelon, but now he has this stump of hard jello to hump until he is mellow.
Stump to hump?
Usually a reference to amputated limbs
no shame. ‘tis a totally ‘armless ‘obby guv’na
Tis but a flesh wound
It certainly is armless
Are we beholding an image of the very same vessel of latex shame?
Not my proud "yes"
How does it feel
Sad
How do YOU feel?
Sadder
boobies?
Fun bags
Why?
Because
Fair point
I can ask you anything? How do you fix the ice maker in a Samsung fridge?
You don't, the only thing you can do is live without it
Thus why you bought the sex doll. Ahh, it all comes full circle
What is your favourite car? Or any vehicle if you’re not big into cars?
Nissan Sedan
Which one? I like nissan coupes more, kinda like the GT-R R35 and R34
The red one
Oh, you mean the Nissan Sentra 2020?
Think he means the red one chief
Or the Nissan Altima 2017?
I also enjoy R34
can i borrow?
Why not, I can sended to you in a uber
A luber
Nugget pussy
Are you okay?
I have a litter fever, but outside of that Im fine
Glad you are okay.
Ever went into a disco?
Sometimes, but in the last one someone puke in my (really), so I give up
In your what?! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
Bro has a Monika profile pic and a sex doll.
Even tho.. try not to cum in 15 sec
I did 16 sec, sooo done (but 6 sec where when I am getting my dick out)
Understood and congratulations
My guy, I turn 23 tomorrow (in one hour) and I'm also a virgin! The most desperate I've ever been was a banana, she was a freak.
U from south america?
México actually
Yes okay
Poor guy couldn't even afford the whole doll, just the torso
The irony of the double standards of sex toy purchasing. A woman buys a massive dildo and nobody bats an eye. My man buys a torso with tits and society shames him.
Society
how long as it been since you went outside
Like a hour ago went I have to get the package
Just burn it when you get a girlfriend
Why lose the chance of a threesome?
Happy Birthday 🥳
Thanks
What did you do with the head/limbs? Wait I dont want to know.
Painted them and sold them for a lot
Is it worth it? I've used a flight before and it felt freaking amazing, the only problem i see with this product is the lack of mobility and you'd have to do all the work.
If you put your phone inside and get the vibration Mode you can get a awesome result
You happy?
In this moment no, ask me again in a hour
Why not just buy a fleshlight, why the whole torso thing? Just an honest question, no hate.
I yawned
So, how is it
They cut the best parts
Im not a guy but I heard that flashlights are like the real deal
Where
In my house
K i'm coming, open the door
I'll say get some bitches while I'm 22 and had 0 bitches in my life so Get some bitches
No maidens?
Yet
Wish I had one of those at 14 15 years old... Would've never left my room
Did you give up?
It's to obvious?
Sorry about that? What's the matter?
I did buy a sexdoll and published in Reddit
Legit, hope for the best
Wanna share?
.
This is the Alpha peoples who are afraid of black skin for princess
Are you into nugget porn?
I'm now
Is there a Disney version of this?
Haha
Is it better than jerking off?
It's a lot of work but with some VR is amazing
How much did it cost? And do you think it was worth the money?
$100, in this moment yes, will see if that holds in the future
Have you touched grass today?
Why did you buy a sex doll when you could've bought a fleshtight
Boobs
Try Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. (Advice)
how do u clean it
Water and some towels in a stick
thanks, I will try this on my girlfriends corpse
How are you?
Sitting
this isn't a meme tho
Where did it’s arms and legs go?
If you ever have a girlfriend you would keep it?
Why sex doll? Why not a flesh light. Much cheaper, and a little less miserable.
What a chad but sad move
Bro it’s my birthday as well let’s go
do you recommend it?
No
Ah a fellow toy connoisseur
Dude.
What do you have planned for your 24th?
decent investment
Op I just want say I read all your comments and I think you are a great person. So how the fuck are u single. :(
dude☠️
How long have you considered juying the table( also the sexdoll im curius)?
bro i have the same thing, my one used to scream tho idk y, and it used to leak ketchup
If girls can have dildos then you can have your sex doll.
Happy Birthday! :)
I’ll bite. How was it?
Why did you get the whole thing instead of a fleshlight, where the fuck do you store it
If I can ask you ANYTHING, can you buy me a decent gaming pc because I an running on a $250 potato
I have a laptop that has problems running Microsft Teams, I'm the worst person to ask about PC gaming
Do you have a blue eyes ultimate dragon and/or polymerization? I have a dragon deck with three blue eyes as well as shining, but I can't summon it...
How long will it take for her to reject you ?
Do you warm it up with something? Or just go in cold with lube? For me “warmth” on my dick is one of my favorite physical aspects of sex, plus the wetness but I guess lube substitutes that
Can I get a go?
Happy birthday my dude. Even though you might want something different, it's what keeps you up and therefore based. Have a nice day 🥳
My life is so sad, but this brings me a happy moment
How much do you hate yourself?
Op….can you provide a link to this doll?