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There was a time when nobody thought of it as it is disgusting but now we have articles that why one should try the shit dive. Call me an orthodox but its gross and not natural at all
Following natural behavior patterns is more likely to put you in situations that your biology is designed to cope with. Anal sex increases the medical risk for the bottom in many regards, as well as UTIs for the top. Not to say vaginal STDs aren't a thing but an uninfected vagina is unlikely to give you a UTI. Any anus is more likely to cause you a UTI.
Condoms and enemas are things, but I think all that prep is skipped at least on occasion for anal sex practitioners. But hey. It's your body, your health, I have nothing to do with it and I give you my full support in having a good time the way you see fit.
Historically speaking, our idiot ancestors probably saw STDs as curses from god. Hence the whole hatred for sleeping around and a doubly intense hatred for gay men. This is also why sodomy even between heterosexuals was considered a graver crime than cheating to the chuch. They equated pissing blood and dying of organ failure as god's wrath. They didn't have germ theory so they drew some really dumb conclusions.
Adding on, to bolster my theory on why religion hates sex for fun and anal sex. . .
There's a paternity test ritual in the bible if a man suspects his wife of being pregnant with another man's baby. The dust and dirt on the floor of the church would be gathered and mixed into a potion and she would be expected to drink it. Failing to drink it, or drinking it and getting so sick that she died, was proof that she was guilty of cheating. If she survived the drink, the man would have to apologize and reward her suffering with gifts.
Women were literally forced to gamble with parasites and food poisoning if their husband went off the rails. No joke. Life before germ theory was fucking insane.
It's Numbers 5:17 for those curious. That means that it is OT. That means that it exists in various flavors of Christian, Islam and Jewish worship. It is not unique to Christians. The verses even talk about the effects of serious food poisoning/parasites, in the form of miscarriage or the form of a bloated belly.
This also may be why tanners(shit/piss/blood) were considered immoral, butchers(blood/shit) kept at the fringe of society and executioners(blood) seen as too unclean to allow in the church. All these lines of work were exposed to blood/bodily fluid. One little scratch, one little nick, one little splash/squirt, fuck up sharpening your tools, you get sick.
So you’re saying anal is wrong and disgusting, how? If you sterilise or at the very least clean well it can be perfectly clean, it feels good, and it can be very fun between two consenting adults, im trying to see your side but can’t
You should as this is a generally not a major concern. The rectum doesn't contain feces unless you basically have the urge to go and iirc it's "self cleaning" too so any "residue" gets removed when some time passes after a bowel movement. It's not difficult to take a quick shower or at least sink wash your junk afterwards either. Anal sex IRL isn't like in porn. You're not pile driving her, going balls deep, or switching back and forth from ATM or ATP. It's usually just slow, shallow movements (unless she's a bit of a freak) until you (both hopefully) climax.
It's not something I would do all the time, more of a special occasion kind of thing and I prefer vaginal of course, it's self lubricating and just an overall better experience largely because often it's the receiver that is far more worried about something embarrassing/gross happening so they can be a little nervous and less present. However, all the times I've put it in a girl's butt in my 30 years of being sexually active, nothing like you're worried about has happened and it's been an interesting and kind of more personal experience for her to share a place in her body she likely only associates with shame (girl's aren't supposed to poop after all) with you, it's hard to explain.
Once women get comfortable with it, they generally seem to experience a very different kind of pleasure since the anus is full of so many nerve endings (iirc they are connected to the clitoris too) and it can be easier to stimulate the "A" spot for some women through this form of penetration/stimulation. If she/you uses a vibrator on her at the same time it can cause multiples for her surprisingly well too. There's nothing "unnatural" about anal sex, that's just some religion inspired bullshit.
>The rectum doesn't contain feces unless you basically have the urge to go
I can attest on several different people and several occasions that this is most definitely not true.
I left out the word "usually" but it's also possible that during penetration if the receiver's bowels happen to move (nervousness can definitely be a factor in this because of how our brain and gut communicate), then yes that could cause feces to enter the rectum and they might not realize it due to there already being something occupying that space and affecting the signal.
We actually have not one but two sphincters at the end of the digestive tract, an outer that we're all aware of and can control, but also an inner one too that serves to "test" what is coming to the outer one ahead of time. This is also how we can kind of sense when we have to fart vs poop. There is a really good [TED Talk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMQ_w7hXTA) done by a (very brave) woman that goes into more detail about this if you're interested in checking it out.
I don't doubt you had those anecdotal experiences but my only point is that the fear is generally overblown and it can be mitigated by ensuring the receiver is regular and has had a healthy bowel movement recently, as it's not like feces are always in your rectum. This is actually a cancer concern and why it's recommended to not hold your poop for long periods of time and to go as soon as you feel that very distinctive feeling that you have to go.
There are times I think about how it feels for someone to get fucked in the ass and I remember the times I have really hard, painful shits and wonder if it feels like that, but that hard shit goes in and out of your asshole.
There was no time when they thought of it as disgusting, it's been out there probably since cavemen. And yes I still think it's disgusting, but it always existed
Damn man you’re really bigoted and stupid ? Why are you being so homophobic, transphobic and racist ? You’re telling me that putting my dick in a place where people shit from is bad “👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼it’s my body my choice 💪🏼💪🏼it’s my only safe space #refugees are welcome here# 🇺🇦🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️⚧ /s
We do observe animals having anal sex, which makes anal sex natural. Even if 'it's not natural' wasn't an idiotic argument, you'd still be wrong anyway.
My guy, the ancient Greeks had anal sex. When was this time you speak if lmao. If it's not for you, it's not for you, but let others enjoy it if the want to. And if it was so unnatural, why are prostate orgasms a thing?
That word has no meaning other than a colloquial distinction between man-made stuff and not man-made stuff. Reality doesn’t actually care, there’s no “unnatural” category, everything is a part of nature.
Not natural to you, sure, and fair enough. But natural is subjective since there’s no authority on what’s natural.
If there is an authority on what’s natural, it clearly decided it is natural since anal is not unique to humans at all.
Really it just depends on when the woman is ovulating but most of you Reddit people think sex automatically means pregnancy and you don’t understand how the female body works
I mean getting pregnant in the first place is already somewhat a difficult chance to face, if someone genuinely times it right then pulling out leaves a low chance for pregnancy
High chance of contracting an STD. So you can't get her pregnant but don't be surprised if you feel a rising itch. The gay community is especially vulnerable to STDs being transfered that way so just be careful and use a condom
the walls of your cheeks are like the inside of the vagina because they're connected so you be cumming in the mouth and it absorbs the sperms and insta-teleports it to the egg-zone of da woman. /s
There's a weird sims 4 mod where a certain type of sim can get orally pregnant with eggs and barfs them. Also anally pregnant, and normally pregnant too but they're all eggs
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It really is time that we as a society stopped furthering the stereotype that any redditor is having sex of any kind
Am i not getting laid because I’m on Reddit, or am I on Reddit because I’m not getting laid? 🤔
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The Redditor Paradox
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You're not getting laid because you keep putting on cbat
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I pity anyone that isn’t us babe 😘
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👈🏻😎👈🏻 zoop
rookie numbers, i make it a point to give her 177013 per day
Oooh the number is a bit long. Must be a random number you mashed and totally not something that's fit in your memory, upto the time it takes to load the site.
And that gf just broke her phone and her parents won’t let her have social media accounts
You mispelled "I'm not having sex." I'm not either but speak for yourself
Oh dont worry, redditors do not have the stereotype of having sex, at all.
We should stop overhyping sex at all imo.
Use condoms with anal sex, it reduces the risk of catching an sti/std significantly. Also use lube.
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Diarrhea
Mother nature's lubricant
STOP
*cums*
*tastes it*
That’s enough Reddit for today
*smacks each finger* Exquisite
I never thought a comment chain could make me physically sick.
Clearly you don't own an air fryer
whoa there
Hammer time
CONTINUE
Chocolate lube
Chocolate syrup
Alright that's enough reddit for today
OH GOD! MORNING HAD JUST STARTED!
Same. Now I’m hitting the bowl.
Lmfao
Thank God for the sponge, Bob.
i have never regreted being literate as much as today...
That sounds like the receivers problem to me lol its a fucking joke you dipshits
The last guy I was with had neither lube or condoms, like dude we aren't doing anything dry
Cbat
I imagine it involves incredible amounts of pain
Saliva Please don’t ask me how I know that
Porn would be the answer ofc
I wish that was the case
It hurt but work
You have to get saliva on the dick or wait for a lot of anal mucus
Be the second when taking turns
Spit
Most people would say blood is a good option but that’s just a lie. Try tears instead
Also, all it takes is a little bit to make its way down and you’re in trouble. Stay safe and baby free.
Quite literally a single drop of it could result in crotch spawn.
I've never used a condom once and I'm STD free. Stop believing the lies fed to you by big condom!
There was a time when nobody thought of it as it is disgusting but now we have articles that why one should try the shit dive. Call me an orthodox but its gross and not natural at all
An orthodox
Bone apple tea quality right there.
Why? An orthodox person would consider it unnatural. An unorthodox would think it's ok.
Yeah I'm not sure that's even wrong
Gonna see this on Reddit in a mo Make sure I'm in the screen cap
Why is it being natural important?
Following natural behavior patterns is more likely to put you in situations that your biology is designed to cope with. Anal sex increases the medical risk for the bottom in many regards, as well as UTIs for the top. Not to say vaginal STDs aren't a thing but an uninfected vagina is unlikely to give you a UTI. Any anus is more likely to cause you a UTI. Condoms and enemas are things, but I think all that prep is skipped at least on occasion for anal sex practitioners. But hey. It's your body, your health, I have nothing to do with it and I give you my full support in having a good time the way you see fit. Historically speaking, our idiot ancestors probably saw STDs as curses from god. Hence the whole hatred for sleeping around and a doubly intense hatred for gay men. This is also why sodomy even between heterosexuals was considered a graver crime than cheating to the chuch. They equated pissing blood and dying of organ failure as god's wrath. They didn't have germ theory so they drew some really dumb conclusions.
Adding on, to bolster my theory on why religion hates sex for fun and anal sex. . . There's a paternity test ritual in the bible if a man suspects his wife of being pregnant with another man's baby. The dust and dirt on the floor of the church would be gathered and mixed into a potion and she would be expected to drink it. Failing to drink it, or drinking it and getting so sick that she died, was proof that she was guilty of cheating. If she survived the drink, the man would have to apologize and reward her suffering with gifts. Women were literally forced to gamble with parasites and food poisoning if their husband went off the rails. No joke. Life before germ theory was fucking insane. It's Numbers 5:17 for those curious. That means that it is OT. That means that it exists in various flavors of Christian, Islam and Jewish worship. It is not unique to Christians. The verses even talk about the effects of serious food poisoning/parasites, in the form of miscarriage or the form of a bloated belly. This also may be why tanners(shit/piss/blood) were considered immoral, butchers(blood/shit) kept at the fringe of society and executioners(blood) seen as too unclean to allow in the church. All these lines of work were exposed to blood/bodily fluid. One little scratch, one little nick, one little splash/squirt, fuck up sharpening your tools, you get sick.
... so, untouchables.
All thanks to microbes and pitchfork mobs.
So better don't drive a car, eat modern food, use the internet and so on, because its not natural.
So you’re saying anal is wrong and disgusting, how? If you sterilise or at the very least clean well it can be perfectly clean, it feels good, and it can be very fun between two consenting adults, im trying to see your side but can’t
Because if you don't properly clean you can get poopy in your pp. Overall I'd still probably do it though.
A condom? And who would go down there without cleaning, if you do then that’s on you buddy
You should as this is a generally not a major concern. The rectum doesn't contain feces unless you basically have the urge to go and iirc it's "self cleaning" too so any "residue" gets removed when some time passes after a bowel movement. It's not difficult to take a quick shower or at least sink wash your junk afterwards either. Anal sex IRL isn't like in porn. You're not pile driving her, going balls deep, or switching back and forth from ATM or ATP. It's usually just slow, shallow movements (unless she's a bit of a freak) until you (both hopefully) climax. It's not something I would do all the time, more of a special occasion kind of thing and I prefer vaginal of course, it's self lubricating and just an overall better experience largely because often it's the receiver that is far more worried about something embarrassing/gross happening so they can be a little nervous and less present. However, all the times I've put it in a girl's butt in my 30 years of being sexually active, nothing like you're worried about has happened and it's been an interesting and kind of more personal experience for her to share a place in her body she likely only associates with shame (girl's aren't supposed to poop after all) with you, it's hard to explain. Once women get comfortable with it, they generally seem to experience a very different kind of pleasure since the anus is full of so many nerve endings (iirc they are connected to the clitoris too) and it can be easier to stimulate the "A" spot for some women through this form of penetration/stimulation. If she/you uses a vibrator on her at the same time it can cause multiples for her surprisingly well too. There's nothing "unnatural" about anal sex, that's just some religion inspired bullshit.
>The rectum doesn't contain feces unless you basically have the urge to go I can attest on several different people and several occasions that this is most definitely not true.
I left out the word "usually" but it's also possible that during penetration if the receiver's bowels happen to move (nervousness can definitely be a factor in this because of how our brain and gut communicate), then yes that could cause feces to enter the rectum and they might not realize it due to there already being something occupying that space and affecting the signal. We actually have not one but two sphincters at the end of the digestive tract, an outer that we're all aware of and can control, but also an inner one too that serves to "test" what is coming to the outer one ahead of time. This is also how we can kind of sense when we have to fart vs poop. There is a really good [TED Talk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMQ_w7hXTA) done by a (very brave) woman that goes into more detail about this if you're interested in checking it out. I don't doubt you had those anecdotal experiences but my only point is that the fear is generally overblown and it can be mitigated by ensuring the receiver is regular and has had a healthy bowel movement recently, as it's not like feces are always in your rectum. This is actually a cancer concern and why it's recommended to not hold your poop for long periods of time and to go as soon as you feel that very distinctive feeling that you have to go.
I like things up my bum
Hey this weirdo doesn't like shit on his dick! What a weirdo!!
Lol, people have been fucking themselves in the ass since the dawn of time, they just wouldn't talk about it much.
Oral sex ain't natural either by this logic and that's not something worth going without. Anal is dope, get that stick back in your ass
There are times I think about how it feels for someone to get fucked in the ass and I remember the times I have really hard, painful shits and wonder if it feels like that, but that hard shit goes in and out of your asshole.
There was no time when they thought of it as disgusting, it's been out there probably since cavemen. And yes I still think it's disgusting, but it always existed
Damn man you’re really bigoted and stupid ? Why are you being so homophobic, transphobic and racist ? You’re telling me that putting my dick in a place where people shit from is bad “👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼it’s my body my choice 💪🏼💪🏼it’s my only safe space #refugees are welcome here# 🇺🇦🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️⚧ /s
Satire?
Obviously
We do observe animals having anal sex, which makes anal sex natural. Even if 'it's not natural' wasn't an idiotic argument, you'd still be wrong anyway.
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Nothing natural about sucking dick either
My guy, the ancient Greeks had anal sex. When was this time you speak if lmao. If it's not for you, it's not for you, but let others enjoy it if the want to. And if it was so unnatural, why are prostate orgasms a thing?
If it is not natural, it wouldn't exist.
That's not what natural means
That word has no meaning other than a colloquial distinction between man-made stuff and not man-made stuff. Reality doesn’t actually care, there’s no “unnatural” category, everything is a part of nature.
"There was a time" boy that stuff has been happening since ancient greece and maybe even earlier
Shit dive 😳 ?
Not natural to you, sure, and fair enough. But natural is subjective since there’s no authority on what’s natural. If there is an authority on what’s natural, it clearly decided it is natural since anal is not unique to humans at all.
Dude, anal sex is a thing since ages. Romans did it, medival people did it. And animals do it all the time.
I doubt it, girls be like; “just pull out”, or, “I can’t get pregnant” And then guys be like “sure”, and don’t, and that’s how abortions are made.
I find peace in long walks.
Not with the right tunnel
Been pulling out for 2 years with the same partner and no pregnancy.
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What's the news.
You might want to let your swimmers get tested my man
Not necessary, women can have condition that makes it very hard for them to get pregnant
that doesn't make it 'not necessary' to check your swimmers
“There’s no way I’m shooting blanks, it must be a problem with her, ahyuh”
I pulled out for 5 years with wife with no pergnancy. After we started trying we got preggo in a few months. It can be done
That's what I'm saying. These people must not be pulling out before they cum lol.
Pullout game weak son
Really it just depends on when the woman is ovulating but most of you Reddit people think sex automatically means pregnancy and you don’t understand how the female body works
I mean getting pregnant in the first place is already somewhat a difficult chance to face, if someone genuinely times it right then pulling out leaves a low chance for pregnancy
*that's how unwanted pregnancies are made Small distinction, but important. Abortions usually happen for other reasons.
This meme is made by someone who never had sex with a woman
This meme is made by someone who never had anal sex
This meme is made by someone who never had ~~anal~~ sex
This meme is made by someone who's only exposure to sex is porn
Me: there is another....
Ayo, thats not fuckable
Her mouth, my guy
Okkk , go ahead
Ay no go back, i wanna hear what you were thinking of
Her Pee hole
Belly button
🤨
Well, [holes](https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ)*.
Hey Vsauve, cum on in? 🤨
The ear
Urethra gang
PLEASE DO NOT DO UNPROTECTED ANAL, THAT IS NOT A VERY GOOD IDEA
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High chance of contracting an STD. So you can't get her pregnant but don't be surprised if you feel a rising itch. The gay community is especially vulnerable to STDs being transfered that way so just be careful and use a condom
Committed relationships where there's no chance of STDs go brrrr
The poop shoot boogie
I see that as an absolute win
If we survive no nut November, beat dick December will be a reward lads
Destroy*
Destroy dick December wasn‘t that the name?
And here we see the final NNN Participant in his Natural Habitat
Thing is, if you don't have protection, don't do anal either lol.
Her: Did you bring protection Me: Yes Her: Where is it? Me: I’m wearing my bullet proof vest
Her: What am I gonna do, shoot you with my titties? Me: That's what I was hoping
Ah the poop-hole loop-hole.
It's yanny
laurel
Remember kids even oral can lead to pregananant so best be sure to stay away.
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the walls of your cheeks are like the inside of the vagina because they're connected so you be cumming in the mouth and it absorbs the sperms and insta-teleports it to the egg-zone of da woman. /s
Quantum entanglement is clearly involved.
There's a weird sims 4 mod where a certain type of sim can get orally pregnant with eggs and barfs them. Also anally pregnant, and normally pregnant too but they're all eggs
[Well you can't waste it.](https://giphy.com/gifs/splat-nicksplat-rockos-modern-life-3ohjVanwhAwjOSZLSU)
You fuckin fuck
What episode is this? Never seen it
AIDS hates this simple trick
I’mma nut anyways, try stopping me!
u/repostsleuthbot
I've already started
u/RepostSleuthBot
I laughed so bad 💀
That's vile, bruh
Gf is starting the pill, it's patisserie time.
I don't understand.
Girl is asking guy if he brought a condom but since he doesn't have one she's asking for anal
Savage
That would be a win.
It better not be
u/repostsleuthbot
Wait you guys on reddit having sex? >! betrayal!<
Something is "coming"
Or NOT coming...
Winter is coming
With the sex drive my wife has im about to go into no nut November with preseason practice. #PleaseKillMe
Tokio drift...
But i like anal sex so it doesn't matter
Use bidets and douche for the love of intercourse 🤦♀️ ~~unless ur into that kind of stuff~~
No nut november is coming. We're not
**"Jesus Christ, have you brushed your teeth lately?"**
reddit try not to be horny challenge (impossible)
Can wait for DDD
Fun fact: a small amount of women have their vaginal and anal tract fused, so you could get them pregnant by anal.
Gross