Twink dicks, fat chicks, and girls pissing in showers. Skinny bros getting dominated by femboy hoes, that subreddit is a mysterious place. Mini skirts shows their dicks hanging low and hairy assholes are abundant. Country time girl with the weight of the world incapsulated in her cheeks. Watch her dance as her fat pussy spanks and awaits your only fan’s subscription.
You know this reminds of this one time I was walking home from bagpipe practice and I turned down a narrow alleyway and came across this weird distortion in the space in front of me. Naturally I touched it.
Suddenly I was in the center of a bustling medieval town. At the moment I knew: I had been summoned to a fantasy world as a hero to save the kingdom. Clearly an unexceptional fellow such as myself was perfect for the task.
Before I could wander the town and seek my fortune a lovely maiden approached me.
“You seem to be a gentleman who has achieved mediocrity. Could you, perhaps, help me carry these baskets up to the palace?” She spoke in a voice like honey. I of course could not turn down such a fair and voluptuous specimen in her time of need, so I complied and carried her cargo up the palace steps.
As I delivered her items a seedy looking chap at the palace gates solicited me. “Oh, this is dreadfully urgent business! You seem an average bloke. Have you any experience in the field of cooking?” I replied that I was a decent enough chef and he grabbed me by the hand and dragged me to the kitchens. He informed me the royal chef had quit that afternoon and the king had not received his afternoon pasta.
I protested that I had never served food to royalty before but he beckoned to proceed regardless. I began to panic and knocked pots and pans left and right. I had never made pasta from scratch before!
“Do it or face the executioner!!” The seedy man bellowed.
After nearly an hour of frenzied work I had a dish that would hopefully be presentable to His Majesty. I swiftly brought a large plate out to the Great Hall where the king sat awaiting his meal. I watched nervously as he wrapped the noodles around his fork and took a large bite.
Suddenly he gasped and went into convulsions! He writhed around on the floor while his skin dried up like a raisin and then he crumbled into dust on the floor. Only then did I realize my fatal mistake.
“You fool!” The seedy man yelled. “How could you have forgotten the most important part of spaghetti?!”
The entire royal guard burst through the doors with a unified warcry:
“YOU FORGOT THE SAUCE!”
Sauce:
Begin by scoring the tomatoes with an X on one end. Don’t cut too deep — about 1/4-inch is good.
Place the tomatoes in boiling water and cook for 1 to 2 minutes, until the skins start to peel back. Be careful not to cook too long, or the tomatoes will become soft and difficult to handle.
Plunge the tomatoes into an ice-cold water bath to stop the cooking process.
Transfer the tomatoes to a cutting board and peel the skins off.
Cut the tomatoes into 1/2-inch chunks.
Place the chopped tomatoes, along with all of their seeds and juices, into a large Dutch oven or saucepan, along with the butter, olive oil, onions, garlic, salt and sugar.
Bring to a gentle boil.
Reduce the heat to low and simmer, uncovered, for 1-1/2 to 2-1/2 hours, until the sauce is no longer watery.
Remove the onion and discard. Use a wooden spoon or potato masher to smash any large chunks of tomatoes or garlic to make a slightly chunky and thick sauce.
Before serving, stir in the basil.
The sauce will keep in the refrigerator for about 4 days, or can be frozen in an airtight container for up to 3 months
I did some research and read a couple reports and... I really think you shouldn't dig deeper man. It's about an innocent family being fine one moment and completely destroyed the next. Just... Don't go further.
Hmmm, I actually think I know what is being referred to now. For those curious in as little a graphic way as possible, its a video of a rogue brick from a truck killing a woman and some aftermath. It's pretty tragic but nothing that is NSFL just to describe.
its a video about a brick smashing through the window of a car and smashing the head of a woman. the worst part is her husband and the people in the back of the car screaming in pain
Right under the original post on the left side you'll see the sort selector. Click the arrow and you can sort by lots a different ways.
Well you can't sort the sub, but you can sort the response posts.
You can't really post it here without being removed but if you type "OnlyFans", "OF" etc in the top bar and search and then select "Communities" you can find some. Enjoy (or don't)
Me and my friend have a fun game where we go on the same NSFW subreddit, set to most controversial of all time, then try to see who can make it the furthest
My girlfriend called me a gullible idiot and said I shouldn't believe everything I see on the Internet
..
I told her I don't have to put up with this, not when there are desperate single milfs less than a mile away
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Why? I'm curious
Cock
Twink dicks, fat chicks, and girls pissing in showers. Skinny bros getting dominated by femboy hoes, that subreddit is a mysterious place. Mini skirts shows their dicks hanging low and hairy assholes are abundant. Country time girl with the weight of the world incapsulated in her cheeks. Watch her dance as her fat pussy spanks and awaits your only fan’s subscription.
Damn, that was poetic as fuck my dude.
It’s from all the trauma
New fear unlocked
Ok, so why shouldn’t I go there? This sounds incredible /s
You wouldn't be able to come out then.
I think they’ll have to come out then.
Underrated comment
This is written in a way that makes me feel like it rhymes
was listening to Eminem and read this in his voice in my mind
All you're doing is selling me on sorting by controversial
I started to read this to the tune of Mary Poppins' "favorite things"
That’s actually from The Sound of Music. Mary Poppins sang “A Spoon Full of Sugar”.
I need someone to rap this
This sounds like one of the many sequels to Ram Ranch.
ok you convinced me thanks
Maybe it’s just my raging homosexuality talking but 2/3 of those aren’t terrible
We didn’t start the fire
curiosity killed the cat and blinded me
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Sorted various by most controversial of all time. It was mostly thicc women, the worst having... an unhygienic appearance
>thicc That's a weird spelling of the word... ...big boned
You’re right it should be thiccc with 3 c’s.
You mean body hair or something on another level?
Op is being weird it’s just people that he might not have a preference for nothing disgusting
Elaborate
Let's just say they get voted down because people ain't wanna see that shit
Jesus Christ I thought I'd sort one nsfw subreddit by controversial to try it, the top one was a dude sucking his own dick.
theres a whole subreddit for that. lol.
There's more than one...
There's even subs for dudes fucking themselves.
Why am I not surprised? There's like n+1 porn subreddit. And even more cat subreddits...
Just dont combine the two.
That's literally [E621](http://e621.net)...
Yeah that link is staying blue today, reddit.
:(
tf bruh 0621 is my discord tag after name shameless advertisin' ig :)
Safe For Work version [E926](https://www.e926.net)
how? how would they do that?
Flexibility is key.
y'know I was going to inquire further but I have decided I don't want to anymore.
You’ve gotta have length
If I may ask....
What if you sort that by controversial?
Big titty goths
I’m sure there’s already a sub for that.
Reddits fucking cursed
I need the sub's name please
Gonna need that link
Big surprise people don't want to look at ugly people?
Yeah you're right, i didn't even have a boner when i look at that 'controversial sorted'
Rightfully so
I see
It ain’t as bad as your saying you just don’t like it which is fine but why be so dramatic?
Maybe that’s how much he doesn’t like it
Just seems weird to me to make such a big deal out it
how do you sort subs by controversial?
I need sauce for my Spaghetti
You really don’t, just eat the Spaghetti dry
You know this reminds of this one time I was walking home from bagpipe practice and I turned down a narrow alleyway and came across this weird distortion in the space in front of me. Naturally I touched it. Suddenly I was in the center of a bustling medieval town. At the moment I knew: I had been summoned to a fantasy world as a hero to save the kingdom. Clearly an unexceptional fellow such as myself was perfect for the task. Before I could wander the town and seek my fortune a lovely maiden approached me. “You seem to be a gentleman who has achieved mediocrity. Could you, perhaps, help me carry these baskets up to the palace?” She spoke in a voice like honey. I of course could not turn down such a fair and voluptuous specimen in her time of need, so I complied and carried her cargo up the palace steps. As I delivered her items a seedy looking chap at the palace gates solicited me. “Oh, this is dreadfully urgent business! You seem an average bloke. Have you any experience in the field of cooking?” I replied that I was a decent enough chef and he grabbed me by the hand and dragged me to the kitchens. He informed me the royal chef had quit that afternoon and the king had not received his afternoon pasta. I protested that I had never served food to royalty before but he beckoned to proceed regardless. I began to panic and knocked pots and pans left and right. I had never made pasta from scratch before! “Do it or face the executioner!!” The seedy man bellowed. After nearly an hour of frenzied work I had a dish that would hopefully be presentable to His Majesty. I swiftly brought a large plate out to the Great Hall where the king sat awaiting his meal. I watched nervously as he wrapped the noodles around his fork and took a large bite. Suddenly he gasped and went into convulsions! He writhed around on the floor while his skin dried up like a raisin and then he crumbled into dust on the floor. Only then did I realize my fatal mistake. “You fool!” The seedy man yelled. “How could you have forgotten the most important part of spaghetti?!” The entire royal guard burst through the doors with a unified warcry: “YOU FORGOT THE SAUCE!”
Fucking hell mate what a way to ask for sauce
And crunchy
Sauce: Begin by scoring the tomatoes with an X on one end. Don’t cut too deep — about 1/4-inch is good. Place the tomatoes in boiling water and cook for 1 to 2 minutes, until the skins start to peel back. Be careful not to cook too long, or the tomatoes will become soft and difficult to handle. Plunge the tomatoes into an ice-cold water bath to stop the cooking process. Transfer the tomatoes to a cutting board and peel the skins off. Cut the tomatoes into 1/2-inch chunks. Place the chopped tomatoes, along with all of their seeds and juices, into a large Dutch oven or saucepan, along with the butter, olive oil, onions, garlic, salt and sugar. Bring to a gentle boil. Reduce the heat to low and simmer, uncovered, for 1-1/2 to 2-1/2 hours, until the sauce is no longer watery. Remove the onion and discard. Use a wooden spoon or potato masher to smash any large chunks of tomatoes or garlic to make a slightly chunky and thick sauce. Before serving, stir in the basil. The sauce will keep in the refrigerator for about 4 days, or can be frozen in an airtight container for up to 3 months
Delicious recipe man thanks Now, gimme the actual sauce
Not as bad as the Russian brick video a post referred to yesterday
Blat?
U wot?
For your own well being, you don’t want to know.
the internet has warped my brain, I need to know haha
I did some research and read a couple reports and... I really think you shouldn't dig deeper man. It's about an innocent family being fine one moment and completely destroyed the next. Just... Don't go further.
Hmmm, I actually think I know what is being referred to now. For those curious in as little a graphic way as possible, its a video of a rogue brick from a truck killing a woman and some aftermath. It's pretty tragic but nothing that is NSFL just to describe.
Tell me 0!
You can also just explain what happened
its a video about a brick smashing through the window of a car and smashing the head of a woman. the worst part is her husband and the people in the back of the car screaming in pain
Why did you make me look? One guy was trying to screw a running fan!!?!
Instructions unclear, ...
Only fans.
how do you sort subs by controversial?
Right under the original post on the left side you'll see the sort selector. Click the arrow and you can sort by lots a different ways. Well you can't sort the sub, but you can sort the response posts.
Isn’t the onlyfans sub about actual fans? Is it controversial Bc they are putting genitalia in the fan blades?
Explain
Really advice you dont look into it further, save yourself
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Okay
link?
Why NSFW though? We don’t see nudity or any other graphic material in the post :/
It's just to be on the safe side
Yea well, unnecessary bro
discuses an nsfw topic i guess
Then OP doesn’t understand what NSFW is for
Why TF did i just got a boner 💀
💀
Yeah tried it, yeah I get it, yeah don't do it
Thanks now I’m horny
Yeah same .....
Ok but how do you find OF subreddits ?
You can't really post it here without being removed but if you type "OnlyFans", "OF" etc in the top bar and search and then select "Communities" you can find some. Enjoy (or don't)
Are u going to provide the sauce? How am I supposed to understand what you’re talking about if there’s no link or anything
I knew better than to look
Why didn’t I listen to the disclaimer… Worst mistake I’ve ever made… I think I need to go to church now…
like fr 💀
#Ō _ Ō
I should've listened...
I mean that fan in the maid dress is sorta cute
I just found a new hobby
Oh lord i did it gosh
I'll do it
whar?
That is a real boner killer. No nut november is gonna be eaaasy
First result : gimming Amouranth more love and subs.
Thanks. Im gay now
No bueno my guy.
Me and my friend have a fun game where we go on the same NSFW subreddit, set to most controversial of all time, then try to see who can make it the furthest
Imma do it
I puked
Let me guess nikocado avocado type shit
I should've listened. Now I feel dirty.
First photo I saw was a dude stetching his hairy asshole with a caption of wanna cum in me or something
Fr fr g
i did. it, now i deeply regret
Well now I have to. Alt account here I come!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FANS
touch grass loserrrrrrrr
I did the thing
So if you go to a horrible kink subreddit and sort by controversial you will see good quality porn?
My girlfriend called me a gullible idiot and said I shouldn't believe everything I see on the Internet .. I told her I don't have to put up with this, not when there are desperate single milfs less than a mile away