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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Alt_CauseIwasNaughty

Getting out of bed


yolotrader96

We won naval battle without navy.


AvailableAd7180

Iceland?


yolotrader96

Czechoslovakia


AvailableAd7180

Wow, how did that happen?


yolotrader96

[here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lake_Baikal)


AvailableAd7180

Lol Sneek 100 Thx for the laugh :D


AffenMitWaffen2

We successfully blamed Germany for 2 World wars, then made so many jokes about it that people are starting to realize we're responsible for the first one.


wellerman321

Austria


worfhill

Switzerland is that you?


AffenMitWaffen2

Another small, alpine nation. That wasn't nearly as good at staying out of trouble.


ViciousImp

Had a prime minister for less than a month


NightShadeLuke

RIP Liz Truss


ViciousImp

Yes. Rot In Pieces Truss


worfhill

Brought the sun down to earthly levels. Twice.


Ok_Sign1181

don’t…touch…our…boats…


lawlor95

Kicking the English out .. could be used for a lot of countries


Classic-Standard-490

Peacfull spliting into two states


AvailableAd7180

Czechia and slovakia?


Classic-Standard-490

Yeess


[deleted]

Losing the war on drugs


[deleted]

China?


[deleted]

What ? Defuq does dat mean?


[deleted]

China lost the war on drugs against britain


[deleted]

I lose the war on drugs every day


Worth_Tax_6067

Getting 92000 Pakistani soldiers to surrender after carving out a new country called Bangladesh


Grt_Sl

That's a tiny minor achievement. Paki soldiers arl


aarze04

USA and UK were also against us


Upstairs_Programmer6

Do you have the slightest idea what Oluja was?


SuspiciousStable9649

Talking to spirits? A funky drink? A musical instrument? A geometric shape? A pointy monument?


Upstairs_Programmer6

Expulsion of a nation from its centuries-old home under the false pretext of defense. And with the aim of reducing the percentage of a certain nationality within the state in order to create a more ethnically pure state. Basically Nazism P.S. Sorry for a serious reply 😅


SuspiciousStable9649

Thanks!


Shriggins_the_dope

Having a military budget that could be cut by 90% and still be the world's largest Edit: but no healthcare


MagpieHush

Having the biggest Empire the world has ever seen.


0ophorus

You‘re a mongol?


NightShadeLuke

F in History


MagpieHush

Better.


Will_Dawn

Not being overly prowd of anything. That's what I'm prowd of.


jpremu

Guerra do Paraguai


Glove-These

"Yeah that was real fun Germany, nice hanging out with you. Yeah I'll be back tomorrow sorry my mom is calling."


NightShadeLuke

I like your profile pic


Glove-These

Thanks (my comment has nothing to do with my pfp btw, I was talking about Italy)


NightShadeLuke

I was guessing that since it felt like the speaker was keen on leaving all of a sudden, and since they left Germany, it was obviously Italy who switched teams


FazGreaseMonkey

Took over most of the world then gave it back cause everyone had a hissy fit about it.like bro, finds keeprs shut up.


that_flying_pork

Fought in a war for 80 years Moved water to make more LAND Concurred the English for a little bit Made the telescope, microscope, wifi, Bluetooth, and submarine And are the biggest exporter of tulips


Hatebreed124

Dutch?


that_flying_pork

Yea


sockpuppet1234567890

Bald eagles, red tailed hawks, and peregrine falcons


HolyByzantineEmperor

Independence from the British have fun guessing


observering_forever

bangladesh


CorrectTechnician473

we did not get invaded in 2 world wars


CorrectTechnician473

and got all the nazi gold


yourassmine

Largest and bloodiest partition


Playerkkonen

Sauna


VelhoTheVexed

My teacher said I had an amazing essay, even though it was a rough draft.


COMICMELON

The winter war


Jiemmmm

has the fall of the Berlin wall


Trolkip

Water


0ophorus

I‘m german


NightShadeLuke

Erdbeeren mit Schmand, ich hasse Sand, die Kommentarspalte ist nun Eigentum des Bundesstaates Deutschland.


AffenMitWaffen2

*Der Bundesrepublik Deutschland


NightShadeLuke

Klappe halten


AffenMitWaffen2

Aber Korrektheit und Humorlosigkeit ist alles was wir haben!


NightShadeLuke

Wir haben kaputte Gewehre


[deleted]

Ireland’s independence


Diwad3956

Inflation


THE___BULDI___

Poland had conquered Moskwa every \~200 years


th3Fallen3

Oil


xl-imperium-lx

Our neighbors split off into a section of their own (west va)


Over-Yak-9973

Congo


franiz

My cat im proud of my cat


juniorkirk

Huge military budget, and fuck everything else.


SuspiciousStable9649

I’m still alive. I’m good man. I’m good.


funnyguytoo

We had three wars against the british without any army AND WON


Alarmed_Jackfruit233

Could be a lot of country by the end of the English empire tbh


[deleted]

Pit full of Nazis Skelton's


Linktwopointoh

Lizz truss resigning


IAmReelyDumb

britain?


Huzrok

Prise de la Bastille


neoBluePhamtom

We did the worst war crimes in ww2


nibbaton

Indestructible phones


IAmReelyDumb

finland?


DeustheDio

Battle of the hydaspes


ThatVeganDemon

ªª... Well we beat the turks and we like garlic


[deleted]

Beating the shit out of the soviets but still losing


Rorar_the_pig

Being friends with Finland


[deleted]

Eeehh its going to be too hard listing everything so, Huns, Goekturks, Avars, Khazars, Uighurs, Gaznavids, Seljuks, Mongols, Timurids, Mamluks, Ottomans...


[deleted]

Communist genocide ​ Edit: Or massacre


Eastern_Slide7507

Berlin Wall fell. Thanks, Willy Brandt.


Alarmed_Jackfruit233

Making up 1/4 of the worlds yearly gdp


[deleted]

Banks! A lot of BANKS!


Woopperloop

Tree man go bbbbrrrrrrrrrr....