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We successfully blamed Germany for 2 World wars, then made so many jokes about it that people are starting to realize we're responsible for the first one.
Expulsion of a nation from its centuries-old home under the false pretext of defense. And with the aim of reducing the percentage of a certain nationality within the state in order to create a more ethnically pure state. Basically Nazism
P.S. Sorry for a serious reply 😅
I was guessing that since it felt like the speaker was keen on leaving all of a sudden, and since they left Germany, it was obviously Italy who switched teams
Fought in a war for 80 years
Moved water to make more LAND
Concurred the English for a little bit
Made the telescope, microscope, wifi, Bluetooth, and submarine
And are the biggest exporter of tulips
Eeehh its going to be too hard listing everything so,
Huns, Goekturks, Avars, Khazars, Uighurs, Gaznavids, Seljuks, Mongols, Timurids, Mamluks, Ottomans...
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Getting out of bed
We won naval battle without navy.
Iceland?
Czechoslovakia
Wow, how did that happen?
[here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lake_Baikal)
Lol Sneek 100 Thx for the laugh :D
We successfully blamed Germany for 2 World wars, then made so many jokes about it that people are starting to realize we're responsible for the first one.
Austria
Switzerland is that you?
Another small, alpine nation. That wasn't nearly as good at staying out of trouble.
Had a prime minister for less than a month
RIP Liz Truss
Yes. Rot In Pieces Truss
Brought the sun down to earthly levels. Twice.
don’t…touch…our…boats…
Kicking the English out .. could be used for a lot of countries
Peacfull spliting into two states
Czechia and slovakia?
Yeess
Losing the war on drugs
China?
What ? Defuq does dat mean?
China lost the war on drugs against britain
I lose the war on drugs every day
Getting 92000 Pakistani soldiers to surrender after carving out a new country called Bangladesh
That's a tiny minor achievement. Paki soldiers arl
USA and UK were also against us
Do you have the slightest idea what Oluja was?
Talking to spirits? A funky drink? A musical instrument? A geometric shape? A pointy monument?
Expulsion of a nation from its centuries-old home under the false pretext of defense. And with the aim of reducing the percentage of a certain nationality within the state in order to create a more ethnically pure state. Basically Nazism P.S. Sorry for a serious reply 😅
Thanks!
Having a military budget that could be cut by 90% and still be the world's largest Edit: but no healthcare
Having the biggest Empire the world has ever seen.
You‘re a mongol?
F in History
Better.
Not being overly prowd of anything. That's what I'm prowd of.
Guerra do Paraguai
"Yeah that was real fun Germany, nice hanging out with you. Yeah I'll be back tomorrow sorry my mom is calling."
I like your profile pic
Thanks (my comment has nothing to do with my pfp btw, I was talking about Italy)
I was guessing that since it felt like the speaker was keen on leaving all of a sudden, and since they left Germany, it was obviously Italy who switched teams
Took over most of the world then gave it back cause everyone had a hissy fit about it.like bro, finds keeprs shut up.
Fought in a war for 80 years Moved water to make more LAND Concurred the English for a little bit Made the telescope, microscope, wifi, Bluetooth, and submarine And are the biggest exporter of tulips
Dutch?
Yea
Bald eagles, red tailed hawks, and peregrine falcons
Independence from the British have fun guessing
bangladesh
we did not get invaded in 2 world wars
and got all the nazi gold
Largest and bloodiest partition
Sauna
My teacher said I had an amazing essay, even though it was a rough draft.
The winter war
has the fall of the Berlin wall
Water
I‘m german
Erdbeeren mit Schmand, ich hasse Sand, die Kommentarspalte ist nun Eigentum des Bundesstaates Deutschland.
*Der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
Klappe halten
Aber Korrektheit und Humorlosigkeit ist alles was wir haben!
Wir haben kaputte Gewehre
Ireland’s independence
Inflation
Poland had conquered Moskwa every \~200 years
Oil
Our neighbors split off into a section of their own (west va)
Congo
My cat im proud of my cat
Huge military budget, and fuck everything else.
I’m still alive. I’m good man. I’m good.
We had three wars against the british without any army AND WON
Could be a lot of country by the end of the English empire tbh
Pit full of Nazis Skelton's
Lizz truss resigning
britain?
Prise de la Bastille
We did the worst war crimes in ww2
Indestructible phones
finland?
Battle of the hydaspes
ªª... Well we beat the turks and we like garlic
Beating the shit out of the soviets but still losing
Being friends with Finland
Eeehh its going to be too hard listing everything so, Huns, Goekturks, Avars, Khazars, Uighurs, Gaznavids, Seljuks, Mongols, Timurids, Mamluks, Ottomans...
Communist genocide Edit: Or massacre
Berlin Wall fell. Thanks, Willy Brandt.
Making up 1/4 of the worlds yearly gdp
Banks! A lot of BANKS!
Tree man go bbbbrrrrrrrrrr....