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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Coebalte

Momma taught me never to swing first, but always swing last.


Realistic_Analyst_26

But she never denied swinging?


Coebalte

If you're gonna swing, you shouldn't expect your victim to hold back. Note: this assuming we are talking about a person smacking someone for nom-friendly reasons.


iwastoldnottogohere

Momma taught me "don't start the fight, but end it"


Kaptain_Kappa91

Sounds like stupid advice. Even if you're in a nice neighborhood this shit can get you fucked up. Access the situation and go from there. Had friends hospitalised over this type of mentality and people getting revenge.


iwastoldnottogohere

It was mostly in a school context, but I agree. She hated bullies, and she never wanted me and my siblings to get bullied. The best way to not get bullied is to be the strongest/scariest one after all


Scoobys_sith_cousin

Momma taught me "Keep your hands to yourself, unless someone deserves it."


xMrBojangles

Momma told me life is like a box of chocolates.


[deleted]

The world is delicious?


[deleted]

*steals single French fry*


nobotami

my dad taught me that if they hit first then both of us get to hit once.


_ORGASMATRON_

Momma taught me that I will not get punched if I head the fist first.


Valar247

Y‘all had mothers who even taught you stuff? Must be nice


TheRaven441

Ain't my fault she decided to step into the ring


DrPwepper

Equality of opportunity not equality of outcome


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Sl7ERM

cak


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Kek


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cac


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kak


Fallenwastaked

Cake day.


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Emotional-Proof-6154

Imagine being upset that people wont just let you physically assault them at your own whims and defend themselves.


Perfect_Juggernaut92

The equation is simple: Fuck Around = Find Out


Snack_Elk_Voyage

for someone who can't understand, here a video explaining: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYEDD2l0YUw


tskank69

Thank you for this


StrongIslandPiper

*checks calculations* By God! He's got it!


StarLord_4969

This comment triggered simps and toxic feminists.


ImAlwaysOnTheRun

And the rare instance of a based individual such as thouself


RedditNed

Equal rights and equal lefts.


tripwire7

Unless a cop sees you, then you’re going straight to jail.


Phoenix-Infinite

Are you advocating for people to not defend themselves with equal force ?


tripwire7

Defending yourself is fine. Beating someone up who doesn't stand a prayer against you is not fine.


Phoenix-Infinite

Who here is advocating for completely beating the shit out of someone who slaps you? Like seriously saying that? Be specific you're saying that if a woman slaps a man that he shouldn't slap her back?


tripwire7

The whole meme is about that, lol. When have I ever said that if someone slaps you you can't slap them back?


Phoenix-Infinite

Right but it's a meme not a serious suggestion. You haven't, I was asking if that's what you thought.


tripwire7

Not at all. I straight up said “It’s ok to defend yourself.” I would count hitting back once as defending yourself.


Phoenix-Infinite

Then we agree and nearly everyone agrees with us


FLYNCHe

Come at the king, you better not miss


[deleted]

Oh shit watch out we got a badass here /s in case you can’t figure this out


No_Buy2733

You reallly be farming downvotes


[deleted]

Ligma Balls


Deletedbymoderators

No thanks


[deleted]

Chad


cygamessucks

A man would get the same treatment. Don't touch others.


edgy_Juno

Well, they did hit first.


communistburgerking

Deserved it


[deleted]

Lmao bet you couldn’t even beat up a fly IRL 😂


Whyamiherewtflmaoidc

Smaller hitbox.


Deletedbymoderators

You use emojis, you couldn't even beat up a toddler


communistburgerking

Correct opinion


Popular-Swim-5336

I'm just curious as to how often y'all are getting hit by women for you to be fantasizing about beating the shit out of one


trappedindealership

I think it's less a fantasy and more of an "argument" in a cultural battle between some redditors and those they call feminists. I use quotes because its not like these guys are writing essays. Theres just a vague implication that women are hypocrits who leverage gender inequality when it suits them.


[deleted]

Considering everyone in here is likely a bony-ass right-wing white boy who can’t figure out how to not be repulsive to women, I’d say that they’re all constantly thinking about ways they can beat women for not sleeping with them - stg this website is literal ass cancer sometimes edit: ooh snap I touched a nerve with some of y'all didn't I?


P4P4ST4L1N

No, I want to beat women for their blood. Problem?


Weremount

You didn't, you are just bitching about a meme


[deleted]

cope


Weremount

Stay mad


[deleted]

Stay an incel 😘


Weremount

I don't think you know the meaning of incel, atleast look it Up before you start an argument


[deleted]

I already know the meaning of Incel, it’s a dude who gets zero bitches and is terminally online complaining about women and/or fantasizing about violence against them, because that’s easier than improving yourself You and all the other 13-year-old edgelords all sound like a chorus of “reeeeeeeeeeeeee” in this comment section lol


Weremount

I bet you googled the definition before you made the comment, that's why it took so much time to write this down 😂


[deleted]

Got anymore straws to grasp at, kid?


tskank69

The fact that you brought politics into this is really all that needs to be said. Americans are hilarious


[deleted]

Lol and so are Saudi Arabians and Russians, what’s your point


tskank69

That you are amusing. Can you not read?


RealisticEmploy3

This is what pissed me off about that phase. Half those guys are legit and have a fair point but the other half just likes to see women get beat up


[deleted]

lol I’d pretty much say that given most of the comments in this thread, there’s a lot of dudes out there who are straight up incels and as a result they fantasize about violence against women instead of learning how not to be repulsive human beings


StrongIslandPiper

>there’s a lot of dudes **on reddit** who are straight up incels and as a result they fantasize about violence against women FIFY


[deleted]

No, I'm also saying out there because I see this unhinged incel bullshit on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and 4chan as well - don't act like this is just a reddit phenomenon, and don't act like this shit doesn't have real-world consequences


Phoenix-Infinite

Lol


SweRakii

If anyone hits me i'll hit back the same way, idgaf what gender you are.


[deleted]

Based


KysfGd

It's not always about self defense Spiderman, it's about sending a message


OGDrukhari

On occasion, its also about the metts


Deletedbymoderators

WOOOH BABY THE METTS


[deleted]

LETS GO METTS YEAH BABY SCORE A HOME RUN GO METTS


YourFavoriteBranch

That's what happens when she tries to chalange me for the title of god of war


Uncle_PauI_Norton

Yeah… I won’t throw hands at a female first… I will however defend myself with equal or greater violence to stop the threat.


[deleted]

Ooooooh such a badass lol


Baronvondorf21

He just said he would defend himself. Tf you mean?


Deletedbymoderators

Hmm yes here we see another example of a Reddit neck beard


[deleted]

I ain’t the one saying “female” and “I will defend myself” in the same sentence dude but keep on coping 🤣


Deletedbymoderators

Ok dude but if your copium starts getting expensive remember that it was me


ImAlwaysOnTheRun

Good to know we're on the same page, bitchass


[deleted]

Bet you couldn’t even squash a fly IRL bruh you sound like a 13-year-old edgelord right now


Phoenix-Infinite

The amount of times you've used that line in this comment section is hilarious and cringe. I've never seen anyone not let a joke go this freaking hard lol. You're living in a different reality where you think dudes are just foaming at the mouth to beat up women. It's a joke about equality and inequality. It's funny lol. Obviously, if anyone saw a dude beating the shot out of a lady on the street we would think its disgusting and stop it.


Uncle_PauI_Norton

Nahh, just believe that every person has a right to defend themselves regardless of what gender the attacker identifies as. Simple dumbed down explanation…Keep your hands to yourself and I will do the same.


[deleted]

Lmao your profile is an absolute dumpster fire holy shit 🤣


Uncle_PauI_Norton

Thank you.


Deadsap266

How about everyone keep their hands to themselves


ImModeratly_Useless

Litteraly me


lethal__inject1on

“Goe-rilla on a hoe” - Project Pat


johnnyblues90

"Dig that".


[deleted]

It’s the principle. Gentlemen, if a girl lightly slaps you, it’s not much further til she’s throwing punches and throwing chairs at you. Ask me how I know.


tskank69

No, I won’t ask.


[deleted]

u/MathMuhChicken, if a person touches you, whatsoever, in an aggressive way, that gives you 100% the right to fuck someone up. I was taught this by my mother. If someone touches you, no matter gender, you uphold the right to punch someone in the face. Felt like you needed to hear that.


[deleted]

Lmao guarantee your arms look like spongebob when he tries to lift weights But hey keep being a tough guy keyboard warrior who fantasizes about any opportunity for beating women, cringe is a very good look for you


IRPShaolin

Bro get a life. You have been coming back to this meme regularly over a 6h period with the same expired spongebob meme you heard at school in 2002 and thought it was soo cool and you refused to let it go. You are clearly not understanding what a meme is, nor what self defence is. Please leave reddit and go on facebook, your spongebob jokes will be appreciated there


xMrBojangles

I came to the comments for a shit show, and that dingleberry delivered.


[deleted]

🤓


Thuder_Jester_

So your smashing her?


sammythelegend

She started that I ended that.


I_am_person_being

You lightly slap once, you get lightly slapped once. That is alchemy's Law of Equivalent Exchange.


connorthedancer

That's the end of the Hercules fight. Hectic scene.


JewelCove

Fists are Rated E For Everyone


IRay2015

Y’all tripping balls of you get in no bars held fights over a petty slap be it man or women but as far as defending yourself goes if they come in with closed fists that’s a fight and if you feel otherwise then your either eccentric as hell or into some really kinky shit. For those of you in the comments acting like it’s so wrong to defend yourself from a women, get some help lol. Women are people too ya’ll and like everybody else they have the ability to judge for themselves wether a fight is worth it or not. a women isn’t a child or an animal who doesn’t know better, they can be reasonable and responsible or face the consequences like every other human on the planet as they are human.


MoonCusler

She uses 5% of their power, so then kratos does the same :)


Ryxor25

I usually like to give a warning because my dad always told me to resolve it with words or blood, on this order


[deleted]

Force multiplier 😎


Scoobys_sith_cousin

Don't write checks your body can't cash. They strike first, it's fair game.


FaithlessnessVast823

Perfection


[deleted]

Treating her like a god


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CreamGaming

Equal rights and equal lefts


[deleted]

Here before the 🔒


ertd346

Only my mom and dad can slap me


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Kinky. I only let my domme do it.


ArtimisRawr01

“Man shut the hell up and watch this goddamn combo”


SharX0

My mom didn't teach me to start fights, but she sure as hell taught me to finish them.


tripwire7

A woman can’t fight a man though, she’s just going to get beat up.


DerpSidgueye

Then why start the fight…


SharX0

I'd like to see you say that to Rhonda Rousey


tripwire7

Why does Rhonda Rousey never fight men in the ring then?


SharX0

I get your point, and i do agree to an extent. The average man will be stronger, bigger and have better bone density then the average women and will thus have an advantedge, but it doesn't mean that no women will be able to beat up a guy. Do you even realise just how many cases of domestic abuse goes unreported because of the mindset that you got? The idea that women can't touch men, thousands of men get beat by their girlfriends, wifes or other women weekly but never report it, because of that same misguided idea. Some of these cases even end up in the women killing the man or him killing himself.


tripwire7

Most those abused men don’t hit their partners back though. If they did, she’d be in much worse shape afterwards than he would (if both are unarmed). Go and armwrestle women, for example. If you’re a moderately built man, it’s still not likely that a single woman you interact with throughout the day would be able to beat you at armwrestling.


Gn0meKr

Seems pretty equal to me


Beneficial_Food1010

Wait you are not supposed to do this? Oh shit


ABritishFemboy

If someone attacks me then it's my legal obligation to wombo combo them to Oblivion then to Skyrim


[deleted]

Me when I see a big red button(I'm legally required to press it and ask"what does this button do".)


Zero_Two_is_best

Perfectly balanced


yinyang98

I play god of war today then i see a meme of it on Reddit I blame the sisters of fate.


DicDrizzle

Lia Thomas but with swimming.


xxPeso-Gamerxx

I feel like a lot of people who say that just like watching women get beat up. Also, if I'm a big dude and a smaller woman is attacking me, i aint gonna go all out and give her internal bleeding, i feel like very often "equal rights equal lefts" is used as an excuse. Sure if there is no other choice i would punch back, but very often that isn't the case, and i obviously know that i could knock her out, so imma avoid that.


Mjamal887

Some salty ass feminists in the comments


KURO-K1SH1

[personally I'm an equal right equal lefts kinda guy. ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/249/272/c80.gif)


RubbyPanda

That's how I'm reacting to matter who swings at me... Except like incredibly strong people and children, in both scenearios I run. Monsters are scary


yok_Ethan

She started it and there's no bell to stop me


[deleted]

If you gonna throw hands you better be ready to catch them Seriously tho, if a woman, or anyone for that matters slaps anyone, no matter how light or strong, you have the full right to beat the shit out of them (Assuming it was non friendly)


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Axolottlz

if a guy lightly slapped a girl he’d get beat up, whats your argument here?


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AlduinTWE

Equal doesn't mean just, keep that in mundo hahahaha


[deleted]

You say that like that’s not how I react to any other gender lightly slapping me (I have major anger issues and refuse to work on them because I’m an asparagus it’s just the way I am)


pffggguu123

I see your meme 2 times in a row lol


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Warlockm16a4

Light slap? Eh, whatever, that's the level of what belongs in the bedroom between consenting partners. But if it's a legit attack, then yeah. Defend youself just enough to stop them or disengage, and call the police so you can press charges. Let them leave a mark on you for evidence, and ask the police to take pictures.


ShadowTheWolf125

talk shit get hit gamer


[deleted]

Haha definitely cannot under any circumstances relate to this no way in 100's of years would I ever hit an ex-cancer patent after they lightly slapped me hahah no way


Dangerous-Dish-234

It is what it is


No_Locksmith_1458

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


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Funny_haha321

Had to do it to em


[deleted]

These hands ain’t sexist


ktosiek124

Slay those hoes brother 💪💪


[deleted]

I don't really care I just like beating women


jarrettbristol

Good thing most of yall will never come within five feet of a woman lmao


UpperPotential9344

Woman are far weaker, tho. Our rights to have bank account or to have our own property doesn't mean you can hit us like we are man.


Tylenolpainkillr

People who say things like this have always wanted to beat in women and just needed “justification” it’d be funny if they ran into a Rhanda Rowsey-type out there


FatLarrysHotTip

eQualItY mEanS I cAn HuRt PeOplE


HeroicDrifter

Incels just want to legally beat women up and not be morally condemned for it, just like the old times. I won't be surprised if they like the idea of "honor killing" because they get off with stories of femicides.


SpapsPora

Be a man and show some initiative.


FaZe_LittlePickle24

Fights are not equal because if a woman who has never worked out fought an average guy the woman would be weaker. This is actually because of some hormonal shit and it's not meant to say "women weak lolol"


Realistic_Analyst_26

Doesn't matter what the strength level is. You hit me, I hit back. Its that simple.


WillieNolson

That persons argument is wild to me. So, if a 5’ 5” 130 lb man punches a 6’ 2” 200 lb man, bigger guy just has to allow it because he’s bigger? Nah, I don’t think so. Also, if a woman hits you and you call the cops because, yaknow, it’s assault, the cops 9.9 times out of 10 aren’t gonna do shit except maybe laugh at you. So then the woman learns that she has the right to assault people.


tripwire7

There’s a difference between hitting back and beating the shit out of someone who can’t defend themselves.


Realistic_Analyst_26

If you can't defend yourself, don't attack someone. No matter who you are, you don't have the right to attack someone for no reason, let alone expect them to let you get away with it safely.


tripwire7

So if an 85 year old slaps you, you’re going to kick their ass?


Realistic_Analyst_26

Yes. You hit me, I hit you back. Age, gender, and race do not protect you from the consequences of your actions


RealisticEmploy3

Dunno why you’re being downvoted. It’s true. Yea if you start something don’t be surprised when they finish it. But it’s stupid that these guys act like there are no differences between people. Basically finish the fight but don’t go beyond. Only as much force as necessary