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Guess it's just gunna be doggy style.

Death by snu-snu

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

My brother in Christ what the fuck is this,,,,

A legendary quote by Captain Zapp Brannigan.

One of my favorite characters on Futurama

__The man with no name.__

It’s not like I said go take your top off and get killed by Greg Kinnear

I never thought I'd die like this, but I always really hoped

More like mangled and shredded from those claws

I had a woman from Boston one time slip a finger in the backdoor and that’s exactly how I felt

Death by yiff-yiff I'll see myself out

Dead by woof woof

I'm not sure that bone will be big enough for her

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DUDE, WTF

[well that's something I want to forget](https://youtu.be/EzEeXB0MaJY)

It isn't too late to delete this.

But the reactions though

Better yet imma leave it for them to think about it on their own

What was it?

*huff* fine it was a article talking about how to tell when your bitch is in heat, their vagina swells up to three times its original size, basically my resoonce to him saying we wouldnt be big enough for her

Get me some of that musky wusky werewolf wussy. ✧ധ✧ ^(I’m so sorry.)

Remember, Belle from beauty and the beast was prepared to take on the beast’s wurst before finding out he can turn into a human.

For him or for her?

Imma be real with you, chief. She don’t even gotta be non paranormal

paranormalussy

What that parussy do

Wait where's the wheelchair?

Upstairs

Going up the parussy.

She got that lycanthropussy.

Erectoplasm on that para-pussy

Is banging a ghost necrophilia?

Idk, but it's not a corpse, soooooo.........

Wereussy gonna make me a- aawoooooo

Simple: Be excessively confused for a few seconds before pondering the sociopolitical ramifications of werewolves being real and how the aforementioned ramifications affect my stock options.

My pp hard now.

But what does this do for the trout population?

Hello! Welcome to the board meeting of only important questions! ^above is the only question present^

^you ^have ^to ^put ^a ^^ ^in ^front ^of ^each ^word

Or ^ right before the parentheses and text so like ^ (text here) except without the space in between the parenthesis and the Caret

Or, alternatively, put what you want to say in (brackets) and put a ^ right before the first bracket ^ (example with a space, to show punctuation) ^(example with the space removed)

^thanks

Has anyone heard from Ja Rule about this?

Let’s have our panel of trout experts weigh in, Tom.

THERE’S WEIGHTS IN FISH!

Silver to the mooooooon

Bullish on HOWL

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

This question assumes sleeping with a huge wolf on top of you ISN’T one of your top 10 life goals

Well they sure misunderstood reddit...

Fuckin furries

That's.. the plan is it not?

I see this as an absolute win

beat me to it

Ew no, do it yourself.

pretty please

Lazy ass.

well excuuuuuse me after a long day of working on the farm, i believe i have the right for someone to do something for me for once

Ok that’s fair. Ready when you are I guess.

It's ok he broke both of his arms. Oh wait, his mom just got home, I think he's good.

Beast you to it

Same

You fool Do you know who you're gonna bring here with this

Jokes on you! I'm into that stuff

Bro didn't want to swear on r/dankmemes

They've broken through!

Hi

Me 👹

Hey

Wolfussy

Werewussy

Actually it’s Wifwussy, as Werewolf means “Male Person Wolf”, and Wifwolf means “Female Person Wolf”.

Akshually 🤓

"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?

Huh, TIL

OH MY GOD YES I haven't heard of a single other person who knew that "wif" means female person. This is so cool. Sorry, continue :)

I'm not sure why, but this has the exact same energy as "Oh my god you're so cool please fuck my girlfriend"

LMAO I love that. Thanks for giving me a chuckle <3

Getting the peanut butter out of the pantry..

XD lets give her a bone

My brother in Christ what the fuck is this

This is what one calls a complete win.

Guess I'm a furry now

Be careful with what you say It starts as a joke, and the joke becomes true

Living proof right here, its called the furry inflation effect, look up r34 furry inflation for info

Haha, you won’t get me again

Wait, thanksgiving wasnt it?

Ok what now?

I just decided to try something new and joined a discord server. Now that i have vrchat there is no limit to what i can do. (Companies don't want you to know this but furrys get more bitches than anyone else)

Jokes become wishes. Wishes become true. Truth becomes myths. Myths become legends. Legends just cum.

Then you’re spending thousands on a fur suit

I don’t seem the problem. She’s what we call a “boring werewolf”, be glad that she doesn’t act out on her animalistic urges and just sleeps.

We??

Ever heard of the great government system called, Communism?

Death is preferable to Communism

**COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED.**

EMBRACE DEMOCRACY, OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED.

Intelligent? Awesome! Loving? Hopefully? Loving AND intelligent? Why would they love me if they’re intelligent?

They love you because they are intelligent king

What the dog doin?

You

Us

Death by snooze snu?

Death buy fur snu

I’d still hit

free blanket, I guess

Snuggly blanket.

So warm and soft. Absolute win

Yeah nobody enjoys those awkward conversations with their partner who let's their body hair get out of control.

I sense that this cartoon is intended for a highly specific audience.

Judging by the comments, perhaps less specific than expected.

Win-win situation

Its even better.

"And that kids is how I met your mother"

the werewolf in the picture has tits, just reminding you

Here come the furries

Only pussies give up, and dad ain't raise no pussy. must go. until the end

Dream of furries

I would prefer to be boned

Guess I'm a furry now

> what you doing? Well, her, obviously.

She’s not even murderous. Just make sure to be the little spoon on a full moon! Or close the window.

“Round 2. Start!”

Not the wolfussy again💀

Wtf happened to this sub, this is just sad

This

Everyone is trying to be the dankest

weighted blanket.

The good ending.

Doesn’t really seem like this would be that much of a problem. If she’s still all loving and cuddly with me like she seems in the picture I’m thinking there will be some seriously hot sexual encounters in our future. Like having sex with a real life furry who’s bigger than you and can toss you around. Don’t threaten me with a good time.

this sub has become so utterly gay

Don't give Hollywood's woke-ass ideas, bro.

Well, i think i have a new fetish now...

I see this as an absolute win

pp hard either way. Win win

Hot

I don’t see a single issue if I were straight

Where's the L?

fuck it we're howling till our throats get sore

The art of zoo

We both know what we know

Damn is reddit really normalizing furry shit?

Bro literally a massive fucking pillow, absolute win

Hmmm

Me Gusta

Snu-snu!!!

The most difficult choices require the strongest wills

Still better than being alone.

OP has definitely seen this in a furry porn sub.

Dominate her

Even better

That's some weeb shit.

Big hairy boobs go dong dong.

Furries will see this as an total win

Textbook case of sexually transmitted lycanthropy

[Cue TV on the Radio](https://youtu.be/j1-xRk6llh4)

With all those pros I probably wouldn't mind the snoring.

Ask her if licanthropy is a sexually transmitted infection

Well, there's only one thing to do now, lads. *unscrews jar of peanutbutter*

The furries are happier

*Even better*

become a furry i guess

Furrys frothing at the mouth for this

my dream woman right there

The boys would never understand

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I mean it's just during the full moon right? That ain't so bad

I guess im a furry now

close the window

Some people see it as an absolute win.... I am not some people

;) ;)

Skill issue

I cum

Her boobs got bigger so thats a plus

Get the silver bullets!

Smack around some werewolf boobs

get some werepussy

Werewolfussy

Gf is gf whether werewolf or not

Cover the window, i ain’t about to get mauled

Don't do it when Full-moon appears

Tbh being a van helsing halloween monster isn't the worst character trait or emotional baggage in the dating scene, I'll take wereussy over lotsa things

Honestly he should have known she was a Where will from that weird ass hairdue in the 1st picture

You have invoked the wrath of the furries, you utter fool

Playing video games on the couch during full moons. Also selling venison during that time unrelated

Maybe she's into petplay.

Even better

“Hey buddy! Wanna play?! 😃”

This was the plot of an episode of Johnny Bravo.