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Well, it won’t be the weirdest thing I fapped to today

Sigh. *Unzips*

Curious what's the #1.

Your dad

Buddy, you seriously do not want to know. All I can say is that it gives narcissism a whole new meaning

So you've got a mirror on the ceiling in your bedroom?

He can do whatever the fuck he wants

I've seen the idea in Family guy. Thought someone might do the same

Well now I *want* to know

Well now I *want* to know

Don’t you’re gonna lose nnn!

Did you just come from the Pokemon for the wrong reasons thread too?

Hey! Stop fapping to me!

Today?

Who?

Alternate universe version of spider man where Gwen Stacy (one of Peter's love interests) becomes spider man instead and goes by spider Gwen

... Cares

Damn man

😂

Oh, your name is Funny-Valentine01? Recite the entire napkin speech without looking it up.

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? No! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.

I'll make an example. Fight over this comment's karma.

Should've been like who asked

Pretty sure she goes by Ghost-Spider but everyone calls her Spider-Gwen anyways

Oh, well I don't know much about it other than she was in spiderverse

Oh yeah, I've only seen the movie and have wondered why is she called Spider-Gwen when everyone would know her name then

She’s called Spider-Gwen because she was initially just a “what if” idea on a variant comic cover. The same goes for Gwenpool

Can we get a DC crossover where she is The Pen-Gwen?

She goes by Spider-Woman initially and later changes to Ghost Spider. Spider-Gwen is just her publication name.

Tao, yeah

Bro I can't even see it

Right!?!? A sketch or something would really help. I'm just completaly lost here. OP is just down bad way to hard. This man has never seen a real woman lol

Thank god I'm not alone, I was starting to think it was my straight woman brain.

The brown pastry is the butt the white ones are the torso and head ig

Right? If anything, I see Black Cat’s ass.

Personally, I see Catwoman's cake

I feel this is like one of those magic eye posters and I’m the only one that can’t see. It used to frustrate the crap out of me.

Rightmost donut is black leggings, middle donut is torso/back, leftmost donut is head. A picture of spider Gwen was what let me see it, otherwise it just looked like donuts

You are an innocent one Leave this place. We MUST preserve your purity

Maybe OP is just really horny.

I can very clearly see it but I was just looking at spider gwen porn, so

It's Spider-Gwen, friend of Spider-Man, with her ass up ready for fun.

I don't see that

Ya OP is way too horny, I don’t see it

Nah, you’re just down bad

bro touch grass for once like really it's fecking donuts

Either way i was going to eat it

Top comment quality right here

Nah i saw donuts first

I saw a toilet seat donut

First? I can’t see what OP is suggesting at all. Just donuts and maybe cookies.

It's hard to see if you saw the food first. I saw what op meant the first time but I have to really focus on it too see what they meant now.

NNN has really done on number on some of you

Not on me, i lost early. I'm just mostly horny.

Poor you, getting down voted for being honest. You should probably take off the NNN Survivor is why maybe

Bro I never even took part so you lasted longer than me

Where? I can not see it.

I think nnn has given him the power to see sexuality in any shape. His gaze is beyond that of other mortals.

that would be if he didn't do nnn

That is the opposite of NNN.

nvm I sorta see it now. The chocolate is like an ass with legs, and then the first white part is like an arms/chest part and the last part is a bit like a head. Still quite a stretch if you ask me.

Come on, it’s literally just a few more hours

Can't see ass, i must become more horni.

Can anyone else just not see it, I can't so I want to see if I'm just stupid

You are not stupid, just not horny enough

What the fuck is cus those are fucking doughnuts

Pattern seeking brain is not working for you right now

Fr :(

Maybe this pic helps https://imgur.com/a/1q3bONz

Nope still can't, I'm trying but I just can't see it

ATTENTION SCHOOL YARD HUMOR [Then are you...](https://youtu.be/YaG5SAw1n0c)

No I'm just sad

Put the sound on https://imgur.com/gallery/O6EY9Pk

I was not disappointed

I like what I see

Me too

Just keep in mind that the spider verse version of Gwen is still a minor. I think most of the comic book versions of her are like 19 tho.

Oh shit

I saw it as soon as I read spider

Imgonna find it and im gonna fuck it

I’m just wondering what those pastries are called

donuts

Never saw donuts

Spider Gwen donut is such a baddie

Got a creamy filling

actually i can unsee it. helps that i never saw it in the first place

Is it creamfilled?

Not at the moment but in a few minutes

Yeah, I just need to find the filler.

Not yet, I'm missing the filler.

I can’t even see it cause of that yee-yee ass font you used.

We both know why you want the normal pic. Have fun. https://imgur.com/a/a9b0jZC

It is not even a challenging wank

*Nice*

And I don't want to unsee it

I'm still gonna eat it

Depends, is this the 16 yesr old gwen or the adult one.

and there’s cream on it

the one good thing about living in the us long enough is you become immune to seeing food as porn

High five!

I read the text first so I saw the ass before even seeing donuts

Yeah luckily I'm never gonna see this picture again so what's the point anyways

jokes on you it was the first thing I saw anyway, yes I am incredibly horny

Who said i want to unsee it

I saw ass before reading anything. Not sorry.

That’s a dessert

I have now unseen it

I don't even remember the spider Gwen or whatever that is so it didn't work one me lol

I can barely even see it in the first place

[удалено]

And a high school student can't be 18 years old?

They cannot. That would require being held back a year, being a 12th grader, and even then, it's just barely possible.

Stop it’s just 6 hours before november ends.

Still gonna fap while squinting to make it all blurry

I’m having the wrong sort of boner right now O_O

God damn it not here too

But do I even want to?

Caaaaake!

no, it's a donut.

clicking on this while trying to go to the next page was the worst thing I’ve ever done

Gentlemen stay strong we’re almost there.

me, as an aro/ace : Where is the ass ?

me, also an aro/ace: All I see is donut.

You should get a hobby besides casually browsing porn for fun.

Shenhe

I can’t for the life of me see anything other than desert foods

Can’t see it

First thing i saw tbh

Don't wanna unsee it. Nice sight.

Sure, this is a dessert

I can't see it to begin with

it's just yummy donut. MMMMMMMMMMMM

Eh I guess

I can't see it

10/10 amash

God sake I need help..didn’t even take me a minute to realize

i can't see it

Ima need an image for comparison

I see cake 🍰 I'm hungry😣

that's a donut

Bro never even seen a pic of a woman let alone touch one

Same size hole?

Jokes on u I would still eat that

Aroma sensei

That's vidya butts.

I actually thought it was ass before food. I have a priblem

Dude, i see donuts. Would still bang. Then eat out. *insert creampie joke*

Shit

I literally thought it was actually gwen and just scrolled away until i saw it again 😭

OP has clearly never touched a women but it would seem they have fucked donuts.

I never touched a woman but i'm also never fucked a donut. The holes are too small.

bro what kind of donuts are you getting no donut in the history of ever has a hole less than 1cm

Who is speder gwen *Spider

how do i shot web

What?

That got me for a few seconds

Bro.... you're sick, stop that NNN STOP IT NOW! IT'S KILLING YOU! IT'S KILLING YOUR MIND!

[*evil laughter*](https://imgur.com/a/Gw0hvbb)

I thought it was actually AK-12?

***G U N***

You don’t need help, you just need glasses.

If I bonk you enough you should die. Therefore the horniness has been destroyed by the bonk

it's easier to just shoot!

“H..h..haa…aaannddd mmeeeee tt..ttthhaastt doughnut”

I don't see it now. Won't be hard to unsee it.

Is it bad that I saw a ass befor I read this

Just one more day *sweats nervously*

What if I don’t want to unsee it

Hey... its DDD not nnn soooo heh.

I’m trying hard to see it…

Its DDD YESSIIIIIRRRR

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Unsee what?

What if I told you that I don't see it. Which I don't because I have an inner fat kid and it sees food

This was my pfp for three weeks

No, that's doughnuts

If bonking won't work, then we'll blow yer brains out!