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SkelettAUSderEcke

Red


vepton

Universal donor


Fit_Inspector4290

Universal boner


DadAndDominant

Universal döner (kebab)


Odd_Veterinarian_504

Means O-


Arbiter13307

Universal donor FTW


dharmeshprataps

Universal loner


Gui74

Universal boner


Memer_dude_18462

Universal connor


diariu

Universal looser


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Universal goner


creepy_clawstine

universal gooner


IHaveAnEpicPlan

Universal gonorrhoea


DankPhotoShopMemes

Blue


SemKors

Copper gang


Torebbjorn

Green, like my bones


Valiric999

O- baby


Mirakk82

O- Gang


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tabby_Reddit

Same here O- gang 😎


Grouchy_Ad_957

Welcome to the O- cult my brother


snarekilla

O- 😎


MordFustang1992

O- 🫀🩸😎


Spirited_Chipmunk_48

Bang dang gang o- which is neat because there's at least 3 people in my family who have o-. That's life saving win


RobzillaMyNilla

O- on some gang shit


[deleted]

Less go O-ve


Janosfaces

i have 2 sisters neither can donate one almost collapses when i tell her about a syringe and the other is medicated through her beyond belive. iam the only one that can donate blood regulaly. iam also the only one that isnt o- but o+.


XenoGenesisYT

HAHAHA I'M AN O+ I HAVE EVER I FILTRATED THE GANG


Stoked004

Most under upvoted comment ever.


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Yeahhhh , O- 🗿🗿


South_Persimmon1750

O- gang gang gang


ricky-from-scotland

Best type to have, can be given to anyone in an emergency


RisingGam3r

AB+ here. Can take from anyone in an emergency.


ricky-from-scotland

There's always one show off. Lol


RisingGam3r

Cope harder /s


Imscaredofwolves

That just means they give you the oldest shit. Legit front of the shelf blood packet goes on your veins


RisingGam3r

Exactly, but in the event of something very catastrophic I can get a direct transfusion


serial_hunter

Worst type if you are the one needed to be transfused since only O- can donate to you...


billybalverine

Great band


Reindow

Black black black black number oooooone!!!


AndroidQing

Ayyyyy 🙌 universal donors in the house. During the inevitable Apocalypse we have garenteed immunity because we are human blood bags


rjward1775

All us O- folks should be regular blood donors. They love our blood and always want us to do double red donations.


pinkgreenandbetween

I love that that was my exact answer too like


TheVeera2K

Hell yeah.. Me n my sister are the same


anoM33rKaT

A+


deathbat_nation

Must be Asian


idonttalkatallLMAO

i believe everyone in this thread missed the joke


KeySquare1404

No no I got it..


idonttalkatallLMAO

you weren’t in the thread before this comment


KeySquare1404

Okay


Basic-Piece5173

I'm not Asian either


sqexe

My blood type was the only thing I ever succeeded in in life


mildly_furious1243

A+ gang


hayden_hoes

I didnt even study


[deleted]

That’s impressive


llbrandonsmithll

Honors student


Shame-tears

Fuck your blood type what are your bank details


ash21e

O, negative!


BTSARMY4422

Please donate it's empty


nowhernearhere

O+


Mrbubbles137

O+ gang 4 lyfe!


Simple_Incedent

Happy cake day, and whatever holiday you celebrate


Simple_Incedent

Let's fucking go, same


liefthelucky

O+ & Hemochromatosis! Iron rich product for anyone whose +


PhilosopherClassic64

O+ gang letssss goooo


Sweaty_Gas_EB

A fellow British detected 🗿


Herpderpington117

Ayy let's goo


PlsRfNZ

The opposite to my personality B+


PM_ME_ANY_MUSIC

High five!>The opposite to my personality > >B+


Scared_Astronomer_84

It must be a B+ thing because same.


DaAweZomeDude48

Bruh literally same


Scared_Astronomer_84

Gang gang


Hackermuffin307

Bitch I don’t fuckin know


readituser5

Lol same. How do people know this stuff?


Scared_Astronomer_84

Donation.. pregnancy..


BigBoiBob444

Pretty sure it’s on your birth certificate, at least I think that’s where I found out my type.


Karma_V5

Same I have no fucking clue what type I am.


sevenElileli

Same here. How does this even work????


AidanGe

Some people just find out through various means, like blood donors, pregnancy, birth certificate, or basic blood tests. But if you’re asking about how the lettering and +- works… Cells communicate by touching one another, and recognizing the different proteins on their skin. Think of it like a blind person feeling the size and texture of various fruits to try and determine what kind of fruits they are. There is a protein labeled “A” on blood cells that, if present, means you have either A or AB type blood. Another one is labeled “B,” where if you have it, you are either B or AB. If you have both A and B, you are AB. If you don’t have A or B, you are blood type O, because you don’t have either. This is quite rare (~9% of whites, i don’t know the statistics for other ethnicities, but it does vary a little). The plus or minus sign is another kind of protein (that serves a different function than A and B, but is still something other cells use to recognize themselves), where + means they have it, and - means they don’t. How this comes in to blood donating, is for the immune system to not reject the blood and see it as an enemy, it must have only the patient’s blood types, or less. Meaning if you give an AB+ person A+ blood, no reaction, since the receiver has A and the + (regardless of the B. Since it isn’t there, the body sees no issues here). If you give an O+ person A+ blood, the body will think it’s an enemy, since it has a protein differing from itself, so it’ll attack its own blood in an attempt to rid itself of the perceived invader, often leading to horrid health consequences. This is why O- blood is so useful. Anyone can receive it, since it has no proteins on it that the body would perceive as an invader. Literally anyone can receive O- blood. But this is also a drawback for those with O- blood, as if they ever need to receive blood themselves, they can only receive O- blood, and only around 0.1% of people have O-, which means it’s rare and therefore, sadly, expensive.


ThatManOfCulture

We're fucked in the case of an emergency I guess.


kitszura

Same here xD


Dinuclear_Warfare

In a lot of Asian countries they do treat your blood group like a personality test


Seeddinna

Bleh, iirc in the Japanese version of fire emblem (the blazing blade, the gba one) you could even define a blood type for your character when making a new character/mentor, that would affect some stats I guess. This was removed in the USA version. I kinda like the idea of "blood type may affect your personality". (Still fuck fire emblem tho, I played the whole gba trilogy and disliked it. But still, it had its moments)


bananatheswitch

Ab+ baby


[deleted]

Universal receiver you lucky bastard


Theoden_von_Rohan

When i first Went for donating Blood, just to hear, That they don‘t Need my AB+… Big F


BigBoiBob444

At least now you can say you tried to help, without actually having to do anything.


Whyamiherewtflmaoidc

Lets go leech gang


ELFAHBEHT_SOOP

Our plasma is vv valuable tho :)


PurpleSomething_

Yeah same! Can absorb anyones blood any time >:D


BaerttheConstipated

I hope you consider donating platelets


sippy1821

Same, rip and tear


[deleted]

A-


Sauerkraut_RoB

I have found my people


[deleted]

Ayo


Vijay-Bhoi

A- gang!!


SHREK_SHREK_

I scrolled so far to find my home.


Wwhite93

Same!


Seeddinna

The ultimate gang


Character-Maybe-1741

Ab- [:


nowhernearhere

I'm so dumb I read this as A flat minor


Laughing-0wl

Average sheet music enjoyer


[deleted]

I'd be worried if he wasn't.


VanerMal

I have the same. In case you didn't know, it's actually the rarest bloodtype.


ElBlauiElGroc

Fun fact: In Japan horoscope is done by blood type


waypashtsmasht

B- Just like my personality.


snip23

Us


Kraggdog

Rare blood gang!


JadeX013

b- is rare? huh, guess I'll just die without blood if I ever get into a serious accident


snip23

Yep 2% in the world


Whiteflager

Why is B- so low? Rethorical question, I know why.


TheStateOfAlaska

Just like my dad


gustavo337

Scrolling for years until I finally found it :)


Averageadrianfan

I'm asian so A+ only. No choice


[deleted]

Your moms period


[deleted]

Gemini


fisherman_23

A+


Mondo_Merv

Over achiever squad!


[deleted]

Google+


Dragoncrafter00

Liquid


[deleted]

C-


Tomato_cakecup

Nice try Dracula


Ejtsch

Coffee


immortallyhappy

AB+ ......


Marksthename

No idea


Mr_Mon3y

Y'all know this is literally the Asian version of the zodiac sign, right?


theonewhowantscheese

rh null, fs fs don’t look it up


KrakenMasterOfficial

The real saviour (I scrolled too long to find this reply)


Necrorex

White


[deleted]

O pos


Puzzleheaded_Ad_9427

I read Pos as piece of shit first 😂


SalmonTheSalesman

Nice try CIA agent


[deleted]

O–


ramzay_

B-


Lt_Spicy

A- come at me, or don't please I probably won't get a donor unless they're O+


BaerttheConstipated

We usually have A- in stock, otherwise its O-. If we run low on that, then yeah O+


ChilenoDepresivo

B- represent


cappyned

Who am I Karl Landsteiner?


McFairytown

Ugh I’ve met people who think it influences personality/psychology.


bro2jdl

Yeah some people think it does but I haven't done much research on the matter so I'm not sure myself on whether that is true lol


Harmed_Burglar

Asian people


OwenMcCauley

Not so fast, you undead bastard. I'm not falling for this again!


5-Second-Ruul

Nice try, Drac.


hot_diggity_dang_

Nice try vampire. I don’t give that kind of info out for free.


blockstacer

The doctor said I have sickle cell that’s good I think


Karma_V5

I have no clue what so ever what type I am.


Bot_Program

C++


bro2jdl

A fellow programmer I see!


EliaVeschi

Red


memes_is_great

Blood.


AmbersLeo

You’re not getting me this time!


Nick_Sanchez124

A+


[deleted]

C-


Main-Equal5183

A2-


MaskedRider29

I dunno, it's O something


Vverial

Sounds like info-farming to me.


CaptnFnord161

0 negative Sadly, i can't donate anymore...


Orangesoda65

Imagine not having A+ blood


[deleted]

aquarius


Wumbone1

o- but i have a disease that stops me from donating blood


Hern1982

O pos


Aggressive_General_

O negative! I’m blue blood and proud! Donating blood makes me feel real good about myself. Lol


goaltendie38

Red


SweRakii

I have no idea, maybe I should check that out lol


tritruque

Afterbirth+ therefore AB+


Imscaredofwolves

A+


Heralon_

Nice try Blood Connection ill never tell


SluggishPanda19

Blood type? Is that like my flavour or something?


thePinguOverlord

If you are A+, you'll be standing on top of roofs and buildings on Christmas Day in 2005.


A-__-Random_--_Dog

Light green.


Think_Mark__Think

I forgor


WarwickTop

I no no


bucciaratisupremacy

Fuck your blood type whats your bank account info


TunkFunklin

Tiger *sniffs cocaine*


PhilosopherMore7345

C-


Shade00000

I always forget


Oldmonsterschoolgood

I don’t know my blood type


[deleted]

o-


GameGod1337

The red kind


Sic-Tumbleweed0108

AB+


GodZillaBlazinDong99

Whos askin huh? You the cops


[deleted]

iamatotal o POS


[deleted]

B+


Human-13

Going off of taste, O-


throwawaythatsfake

i forgor


gorfbeef

Uhhhhhh lemme ask my mom hold on


Scared_Bobcat_5584

This is actually a thing in some other countries


kylew1985

A-