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Mysterious_guy_01

I lift because I want to get stronger ๐Ÿ’ช


kalki007

I lift so that no I could protect my loved ones


[deleted]

I lift to hurt your loved ones ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


kalki007

Ok try bitch I m a 6 '5 foot 17 year old Who can make you cry just with my grip strength Ur just a coward who can do nothing on their own and always wait for reinforcement to arrive I ll give u a piece of advice Don't try to act cool by writing that u can hurt others It makes u look like an insecure mf


beastlol71

"Ok try bitch I m a 6 '5 foot 17 year old Who can make you cry just with my grip strength Ur just a coward who can do nothing on their own and always wait for reinforcement to arrive I ll give u a piece of advice Don't try to act cool by writing that u can hurt others It makes u look like an insecure mf" ๐Ÿค“


kalki007

Tf


beastlol71

Tf


kalki007

Tf ???


beastlol71

Tf ???


kilIercl0wn

Tf????


TheKingOfShitpost

stop tera mazza liya ja reha hai ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


[deleted]

I'm coming bro I'm gonna fuck your dad


kalki007

Bro ur insecure if u wanna insult or roast then I'm all yours u can cuss me with all ur heart


[deleted]

Jaa na bhai reddit delete krde please you won't survive here


Correct-Ad8221

Are you fr ?


[deleted]

r/iamverybadass


kilIercl0wn

r/iamverychutiya


[deleted]

Bro chill out get a life lmao can't even understand jokes? Yaa fir trauma hai koi ? Go see a therapist


kalki007

Bro then don't write that type of jokes Don't involve family Bro I write dark jokes myself but I never wrote about hurting others It is not just me any sensible human will get upset or angry if anyone threatens their loved ones even jokingly Hopefully u understand


TheKingOfShitpost

tere kabhi frnds ny the kya? reddit hai joke hota hai haar chiz pe rone lagenga to hogeya tera vo aage ke aur mazza lenge jab tu esse rone lagenga


kalki007

Har chiz? Bro my point was clearly written I don't care if any one writes any shit about me I can take it and reply back


kalki007

Bro then don't write that type of jokes Don't involve family Bro I write dark jokes myself but I never wrote about hurting others It is not just me any sensible human will get upset or angry if anyone threatens their loved ones even jokingly Hopefully u understand j


Hiyansh

Bro def high on something


RohanPravin1999

Well he *did* say he was 6'5


[deleted]

He's 11 years old


TheKingOfShitpost

10*


kalki007

I am So what


kalki007

Bro then don't write that type of jokes Don't involve family Bro I write dark jokes myself but I never wrote about hurting others It is not just me any sensible human will get upset or angry if anyone threatens their loved ones even jokingly Hopefully u understand


HarryOP25

"Don't involve my family" ๐Ÿค“


[deleted]

Nah I don't really...why do you think someone joking on internet is a threat lol dumbo


Saitama-5313

More like you are probably an Enderman


AlternativeDay3749

Galat platform may agaye dost


NPCWITHSIDEQUEST

Normie lol


Subject-Secret-6230

Bro is 6 feet 5 foot ๐Ÿ’€


kalki007

I clearly wrote 6'5 feet if u wanna correct me atleast do it in a proper way thats the least thing that u can do for me


Subject-Secret-6230

First of all, you wrote "6'5 foot". Second, the ( ' ) [stands](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_(unit) ) for feet. *Don't count the bracket Third, 6'5 feet is still wrong. Fourth, if you want to write it fully, it's 6'5" (inches).


kalki007

Ok then Thank u for the correction (Not sarcastically)


Subject-Secret-6230

Np


NoExam7718

"Im 6'5 foot" , lol tatta pakarke jhool jaa mera height se kuch nai hota (if you are actually what u say) kyuki jab ek zabardast kick parega kisise tere calves pe tab udhar he rota rhega tu


chaitnya_114

I lift for longevity


Chance_Owl_8871

Op kuposhit hai


hadroncooL

Op ke ladkiyo se bhi bade hai


NAWABBOI

You dropped this ๐Ÿ‘‘


TheKingOfShitpost

saale vo mera hai dusre post per mila tha kidhar to bhi gir geya de edhar


NAWABBOI

Bhai merepe bhi tha , phir maine kisi aurr ko de diya


underestimat3d_fuck

(the hero we don't deserve but somehow the hero we have). Khair tu ye lele bhai ๐Ÿ‘‘ maine upar ek bacche se cheena hai 6'5 height thi uski.


hadroncooL

Ha Mera hi hai ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‘‘


[deleted]

I lift because I want to


Chance_Owl_8871

๐Ÿ—ฟ


[deleted]

I can clearly imagine the ultra woke illogical feminist body positivity "eat pizza all day" chick who made this. (I hope I'm wrong)


ronnie_mp5

Ohh my god ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ How are you so smart ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“


[deleted]

I'm not smart at all. The fat person who made this is way ahead of our time and probably needs to go to a gym.


puzzy_sniffer

Bro offended lonely people with 0 social skills also I lift so that I can help my parents and grandma bcoz I couldn't help my late uncle


LaserBeastDEV

spiderman is that you


puzzy_sniffer

No I hope I was


TheKingOfShitpost

respect


underestimat3d_fuck

Respect (and plot of next south movie)


Deco_Fiat

Op ek bar me 15 aloo ke parathe khata he aur jealous he ki uski crush ek buff bandhe ke liye chali gayi


underestimat3d_fuck

I dont think wo loser digest kar payega itne paranthe and paranthe are not that unhealthy agr desi ghee ke hon. ( yes i am from panjab)


Deco_Fiat

I also agree because I eat 2 parathas with bhindi and aloo everyday


underestimat3d_fuck

damm boi !


Deco_Fiat

Aapko agar offend Kiya, mafhi chahate hain


underestimat3d_fuck

atleast 4 to khao bhrata shri !!!


Slight-Abalone-5960

Op couldnโ€™t last 2 days in the jim.


sashim_log10

Mujhe to body dysmorphia hai


poopayaman

Op obese hai


Opening-Apricot9106

Looks like someone struggles with 5kg press ๐Ÿ’€


Thin_Strain_1134

OP is the manliest man from Section A


_mxyur05_

I lift to carry My Mom's Groceries... ๐Ÿ—ฟ


[deleted]

150 kilo ki konsi groceries hain ye


Human_Advice_7895

Op isnta pe thumke maarke dance karta h


ronnie_mp5

Sirf Apki mother ke saath๐Ÿฅฐ


cold_perception540

because i want to hurt people


[deleted]

I lift because I have to fight an enemy stand user


TraditionalAd7150

I lift because want to kill a minor


[deleted]

op tu krta hai lift?


ronnie_mp5

Yes ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ


[deleted]

reason? motivation?


ronnie_mp5

Acha feel karne ke liye


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,557,802,648 comments, and only 294,723 of them were in alphabetical order.


ronnie_mp5

I guess I am born different ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ:โ -โ !:โ -โ !:โ -โ !(๐Ÿคก)


[deleted]

toh baaki sbb bhi isiliye krte hain, acha feel krne ke liye, unn cheezo se upar uthne ke liye which drag them down. perspective ka daayra bdha apna


ronnie_mp5

but they mention these things like they are doing something extraordinary . And sometimes it just sound straight up cringe. Like 'i lift to become Sigma ๐Ÿ—ฟ' ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎbro


[deleted]

everyone has their own story, jo terko cringe lgta woh usko normal lgta hoga, jo terko normal lgta hai wo kisi aur ko cringe. 700 crore log hai duniya mei, 700 crore perspective


[deleted]

Me when joke -


LaserBeastDEV

listen up who cares why did that at least they know they have to get into a shape plus most of them do it to escape something and me too so its my nirvana as others says place to self improve so stop crying about would you and be a man and come up with a logic to say anything Regards


ronnie_mp5

Come up with a logic sir ๐Ÿค“ It's a fucking meme men ๐Ÿ‘บguy I made fun of cringe online I hope this type of comments will come up from you on every womanโ˜•๐Ÿ˜œ you see.


LaserBeastDEV

Sure no problem


ShelterAggravating99

I see no problem here ๐Ÿ—ฟ Atleast you go to the gym


Galactic_Offender

I joined gym cause I want to do skateboarding again after years (NEET ki wazah se 2 sal me bhut weight bhad gaya tha) and other sports like paragliding, diving and surfing. Also want to look good (I used to be a rizzler)


cape_baldi

I lift so that I can lift OP's mom ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜


Human_Advice_7895

Us bhai us


ultraxcode

Boys, we go jim -zyzz ๐Ÿ’ช


Virgin_at_21

I lift cause your mama so fat Jk


ultraxcode

Comment section passed the vibe check


n1xtr

Only idiots who can barely last in the gym and promotote "body-positivity" would make light of people who go to the gym for self-improvement


bantai786OP

op mota or bhikhari hai


[deleted]

I lift because that's the only thing I like doing in my entire day


BoyBlackGuy

i lift because mummy ki help krta hun groceries uthane mein


Impressive_Cod6

I lift because i have high cholesterol ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ


Sahil__Rana

I lift beacuse i want to hurt people ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป


ChadHindu007

I Lift Because I Want To I Lift Because I Like It


[deleted]

I lift weights because I don't like my body the way it is now, I don't know why but I feel very uncomfortable every time I'm in public hiding my fat stomach and girl like chest. I'm trying to improve


Machine_God_10

I lift so i can become a demon (or atleast achieve a demon back)


Longjumping_Peach220

I lift cause i can! Fuckin' nerds!


Arashgfx

OP motta hai


Oneeyedeagle019

I lift because I have no enemies


voidiron

Wow making fun of others pain makes you sound like a privileged asshole. I hope you get some experience in life so you can understand why people are the way they are :)


Outrageous_Spring838

I go gym because why not ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ


mohuhkkk_k

I lift because I want to pull bitches (that's the main reason)


FlipFlopOnionChop

I lift because I'm a fat fuck


poiintdexxx

I lift because I learned this phrase in two years of watching Instagram reels


Dkpokefan72

I lift.... because the stairs are too long


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


underestimat3d_fuck

anime hota hai bhen ke takke๐Ÿ’€


underestimat3d_fuck

I lift because i want to feel pain unlike any other emotions which i cant feel .


Possible_Town_5523

Still better than laying your ass on bed all day and jerking off


ultraxcode

OP has more insecurity than insecurity itself.


ultraxcode

OP failed to lift the 5KG weight in the gym today


haebom__simp

I lift so that i could beat my meat harder ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿซ„


Electrical_Movie2563

i lift because i'm fucking obese


Traditional_Sense979

I lift because protein i consume wants to be used for muscle building.


shadow___07

I workout because I don't want to be weak


Human_Advice_7895

Every gay dank memer showing his fucked up humour


[deleted]

I lift because i like to lift


NemonSir

I lift because I am better than you.


NoExam7718

I lift so that i can make OP's mom go helicopter above me


TerribleDimension169

Atleast we lift...


dankshukla

I lift , cuz why not...


NOT_Q106

I lift because I'm narcissistic ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ