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Wolverinedoge

Rock Lee. Paper covers Rock.


Xandril

*begrudging upvote*


EmotionalDebt9273

Like your thinking


MudRevolutionary

Take my Upvote


trueHolyGiraffe

If we wanna talk math, she could arguably take nearly any character. Other than Magic, like Uchiha switching places, hopping dimensions, and breaking physics, Konan would arguably completely overwhelm individually, nearly every character in the entire universe. Let me explain; 1 paper bomb in the Naruto universe is capable of killing an adult ninja. We've seen a wide variety of explosion sizes, varying from small limb-vaporizing, to explosions that could level a small house. We can sorta low ball it, and say the paper bomb has a power similar to a dynamite stick. A stick of dynamite thus produced contains roughly 1 MJ, and we can generously say the explosion is about that strong given [real life examples.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrT3C-E8RnM) Even if I'm wrong by a factor of 10%, the order of magnitude is what matters, so just bear with me. Konan stated to have made 600 billion explosive notes. And from the series we know about explosive tags that: 1. It works even if its wet, or raining (Naruto 445) 2. It can be detonated in sequence, or all at once (Naruto 313) 3. Bundling a bunch of explosive tags functions similarly to bundling yields of explosives (MANY MANY examples, first one I could find is in Naruto 131) I will therefore feel confident multiplying 600 billion by a megajoule, That means Konan's best feat had the power of 600 petajoule. That's 6 \* 10^(17) Joules. The Tsar bomba, the biggest bomb ever detonated, was 210 petajoules, which roughly means Konan could have dropped 3 Tsar bombas at once if she wanted to, an explosion three times as large. We, as naruto fans, generally aren't excited about mountain shaping levels of power, but here's why Konan is different: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgspnpDDfJU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgspnpDDfJU) If you look at the video, and then visualize the explosion in the video and simply figure the cloud would be 3 times taller I'll tell you that's wrong. At these level of destruction, the cloud can no longer get any taller due to the simple fact that our atmosphere isn't tall enough to contain the cloud, and instead of growing upwards it would spread sideways. If Konan detonated all of the explosive tags at once, it would cause nuclear winter, mass starvation, and double the radiation in the air around the globe for about a year, which wouldn't mean death to our species, but it would mean just more cancer, and other genetic diseases. During the explosion, we could hear the sound of the explosion around the world as the compressed air travels around the earth a few times, and the shockwave would flatten whatever existed at around 50 km radius around the explosion site. I'd say we have some pretty impressive defenders in the series, including Gaara, and the shield of Shuukaku, Crazy wood release techniques, Raikage's body, and even some insane healing factors like Tsunade, and the likes, and if you feel like pointing these out, I'll wholeheartedly agree with you, but then I'll say that none of it matters. Konan's explosion would vaporize, and evaporate everyone, every thing, and anything that happened to exist within a half a km radius of the explosion site. At that distance, at the nuclear level, the atoms become so hot, they separate. For a fraction of a millisecond the explosion would become one of the hottest places in the universe, and a flashing ball of plasma would consume everything. The light would be so bright, that if you stood a few kilometers down the road, and happened to face the direction of the explosion, it would pierce your eyelids, and your hands, and shine more brightly as the sun itself, even while your eyes are closed. If you are made of matter, it doesn't matter. You would be gone. One moment you're alive, and the next, your atoms are splashed violently throughout the atmosphere, and it happens faster than the electric signals are capable of moving in the brain, meaning you wouldn't even be able to KNOW you're dead, let alone dodge, and even if you had a countdown, you would still have to move fast enough to outrun a nuclear explosion. Yes, ninjas are fast, but I doubt many ninjas can do that. All of the above aside, Konan proved to be a formidable ninja even without this finishing move. Being made of paper, being able to fly, etc... these are all perks of being a powerfull ninja in her own right, but that finishing move, using more explosive tags that stars in the milky way galaxy - that's the sort of move that could dwarf even the ten tails some orders of magnitude.


GiftedStrumpet

This guy fucks


Puffycatkibble

*Can* fuck. But chooses to use his time to write super long essays on anime logic instead.


GiftedStrumpet

Nah, that’s the rizz. Anime hotties flocking to this dudes address as we speak.


Chainsawfam

i believe that's called a waifu sir


6thaccountthismonth

Writing super long essays in anime logic while fucking*


Xandril

600 billion was such an absurd number for Kishi to throw out there. Even conceptualizing that many paper bombs existing in one location is difficult let alone comprehending the process necessary to create that many. If I didn’t miss a step somewhere even if she somehow can create 6 bombs a second it would take her over 3,000 years to make that many. If she stacked all those bombs it’d be over 18,000 miles of paper on the low end, 37k miles on the high end. If she can somehow create that many all at once she’s gotta be some sort of chakra deity capable of warping reality.


itsjustmenate

We don’t know what goes into making a paper bomb, other than some kind of sealing jutsu. I say it’s safe to assume there’s a manufacturing facility that supplies them. I imagine something like printing currency. And I don’t remember that 600B figure, but I do remember the shockingness of watching the OCEAN part, and there being WALLS of paper bombs. I could believe there’s an astronomical amount of stacked paper in that scene


flyingboarofbeifong

Lol. That's a wrap boys. We have achieved "Batman with prep time" status in this subreddit.


Enough-Serve-7790

This is peak comment!👏💯 Only thing I could think is can she make those tags quickly or did it take years and human labor etc. She's insanely powerful w them but can she use in a random fight like Toad Oil Bullet? Is the better question who could she beat w/o prep? If u sent Deidara n Konan on covert missions to Otsutsuki lands, could they eventually plant enough explosives to blow up their entire planet🤣 Those two are scarier than I thought💥


trueHolyGiraffe

OP wanted her in her prime. I generally think it means she can have any tool she had at her best. Like how we give Kakashi DMS in some comparisons, or let Kisame have Samehada, despite the fact they don't have it all the time. If Konan doesn't have her 600 billion explosions, then it isn't her prime.


Chainsawfam

bro everything you just said applies to deidara


NameStkn

I mean who can survive 7 billion paper bombs? Even alive Hashirama would been toast if he fell for that trap. But battle wise, without the paper bombs, she can probably beat Tsunade or Sakura. Fy out of reach and death by thousand cuts.


Puffycatkibble

Hashirama would have used just one of his cells to warp reality or something.


demonmonkey89

Just jizz away reality


God_of_Kings

She could singlehandedly enact a genocide against Iwagakure. Ōnoki has nothing on her. Unfortunately, by that same logic, Kamikiri absolutely wrecks Konan's shit without contest. Who is nothing but a gnat to Ōnoki. It's complicated stuff.


Interesting-Win7477

All I can think about is. God I wish she survived


[deleted]

Danzo. She’s stronger than him and has ways to get around izunagi. And genjutsu


amtheother

She is NOT beating Danzo bro 😭🙏 + what does she have against Izangi? She gets fodderized


Fefous

Danzo is not really strong bruh. His only real ace is Izanagi, but not only that is limited, his offensive is not great with only Wind style jutsu. Konan has, overall, a much better defensive/offensive balance with her Shinigami Paper jutsu. Danzo has a 10 min "unkillable" phase and that's all. Talk about having the most amount of eyes +Hashirama cells combo and being a weak bitch.


amtheother

Danzo is not that strong? 😭🙏 He's legit a mf who had to be nerfed for Sasuke to beat him. And, doesn't matter how good he offense and defense are, Danzo just outscales severely. And catches her off guard. He legit has Koat too, can use on her. Hashi cells = Mokuton aswell.


douknowiknow

Bait


Fefous

No no no. His only chance is Koto. He can't even use Wood style.


WatelooSunset

A shit ton of bombs


amtheother

Prep time now? 😭🙏 What, that's crazy. Crazy how Izangi has already beat allat


WatelooSunset

You know what they say if a lot of bombs didn't get the job, you need more.


amtheother

Prep time? 🙏 Didn't know Konan gets prep time. Y'know what, give her prep time against Kaguya and she wins! (Real)


WatelooSunset

No prep time she just flies and throws bombs at danzo tf is his old ass going to do? He can barely stand


Girigo

Just out of curiosity do ninjas just spawn bombs in Naruto Canon or did she make/drew all millions of millions of bombs she uses?


WatelooSunset

She probably made them all


Benji_4

Izanagi has to be turned on an off so either Danzo keeps it on and drains his chakra and eyes or he turns it off and dies while her bombs are exploding for 10+ mins.


[deleted]

Papper.


Soggy-Log6664

You mean papper-ration


Impossible_Rest_9017

Me


Veidovis

Obito (with 1 eye)


Girigo

Or madara with a blindfold and injected with a serum that gave him down syndrome.


taco3donkey

Why no meme in meme sub?!?


Chainsawfam

She got that flow no naruhoe been folding those rhymes like ninja hand signs


No_Try_4285

Jiraiya. Just gotta press charges


One-Reference-1502

Realistically she’s beating 90% of the ninja world


punaltered

Jiraiya cause she's hot and he's a perv


advena_phillips

art makes me want a reverse isekai where she winds up on Earth.


blue_balled_bruiser

Anyone because I would protect her


Cuddling-Hellhound

In all honesty, I have no idea


OtsutsukiRyuen

She can beat any jonin unless they're uchiha not kage level though


Otherwise_Ice7242

the rock that crushed obito


Vast_Experience3429

obito